FUCK, my head..

I growled as i slowly regained concusness. As I slowly rose my throbing head, i slowly took in my surrondings. I was siting in a warmly lit room. As I turned to look around, details started to came into focus. Everyone wore strange armor of differant sizes and shapes that seemd to defy comfort. The scent of roasting meat and stewed vegables infused the air, but as I tuned to faollow the smell feeling that I may be getting the hang of my surroundings, I noticed somthing that was off about how the platters moved.

The food that i saw moving around was being carried my cats... cats wearing cloths and walking on two legs. The sight made me put my head back down. Slowly I mentally went througth what I was seeing and what it could mean.

warmly lit room, peaple in armor , food being carried my cats... Pease let me be wrong..

Taking a deep breath, I rose my hand, falgging one of the cat servers over to my empty table. As he approched , I got a better look at his outfit. seeing that that he wore a white shirt with a blue scarf around his neck but no pants. As he got up to me , he smiled showing his feline teeth

" yes, hunter. what can i get you."

As he spoke , I noted that his words came out as a bunch of meows and purrs , yet I understod them as if they were simply speaking a deeply accentd english. Shaking my head i responded.

" a meat platter with extra potatos and info. how far are we from Astara."

nodding his head , He ran off to get my food. Now that my head was more focused , i realized that I was not in my own cloths instead i was Armord in a set of chainmail armor , minus the helm. Moveing my arms to test if had any range of motion , i heard a load yell can from across the room. turning my head, I saw a table with a boy and girl talking to an other girl with dark purple hair. she had pale skin with bright green eyes that seemed to glow.

" well, then i guess i have just seen the main hunter then.

I watched them for a few moments but when the girl jumped up and headed towards the stairs upto the main deck, I was certain of who she was. Hearing a meow behind me , I turned to my food. he sat it on the table and turned to me.

" we should be nearing land anytime now."

With a wave of my hand , I dismissed him. Looking my food i gave it a look over. 3 large turky legs, a bowl of what looked like tomato soap, a whole loaf of bead and a 2 large mugs of ale.

" damn, this looks good. well at least the food seems right.

Grabing a leg , I bite into it leting the roast taste go down my throat . It tasted even better then it looked... and it looked good to begain with. But as i reached to take a swallow of my ale, the whole room jerked like it had hit something .

" shit, seems we just hit the dragon. man and i haven't even got a chance to finish my meat... Oh well."

jumping to my feet, I knew what was coming. I ran to the stairs and grabbed them. I was so not letting myself be one of those injured when the hero arrives.

just as i did so, the room tilted and food spilled everywhere. I hung on, grabing a girl that got thrown by the jerk. I held on for 30 mineates looking as the others laying in a pile agenst the wall.

" fuck.. so I'm really in monster hunter . This makes no sense... wait, no don't think about home. You are here now. You must deal with that first. family later, likly once you have a weapon ."

no sooner , had I got my mind togather, the room tilted again, righting itself. As the other hunters slowly got to their feet, i was already standing and headed up leaveing the girl where we landed. I burst througth the door onto the deck. looking around, i saw a flying bird with two peaple hanging on, headed towards the forest. turning to the raising sun, i just made out he first bits of what had to be Astara. I knew if i turned around, i would see Zora but I knew i would not be able to deal with that know.

" well, that tears it. i'm in monster hunters world . well, at least i'm not the main charactar. but why was i sent here... Fuck this, I need a drink if I'm going to deal with this shit. "

My mission set, I turned back to the doors, heading back to the food area. I would find somthing to eat even if I had to cook it myself.