HOW ARE THESE MOVIES POPULAR?

Norm, the king of the Arctic was sitting on his throne on Polar bear Mount Rushmore when his brother came running to him.

"Help" yelled the Brother bear.

"Whats going on? Norm asked."

"Those things!" Norms brother was then lasered by flying whales with laser eyes. Norm yelled in shock that the flying whales turned Norms brother into a puddle of ash.

"Not so fast, flying fiends, cause I've got the Lemming Bazooka!" Norm announced. Three lemmings attached to Norms hands in bazooka configuration and the lemming on the end farted so hard he launched into a flying whale resulting in an explosion of fireworks.

The flying whales were then closing in and multiplying in number. Thinking his black butt would scare the cetaceans in the sky Norm started twerking at the whales.

"We will not stand for your abuse against whales Norm, Allah Ackbar!" a floating whale yelled.

All the whales then divebombed into the Polar Bear Mount Rushmore. The Arctic ice caps melted and the Norm of the North movie franchise was cancelled for being retarded.