It was a nice day atop the Class 3-E mountain. Bob had just been defeated, Nagisa just realized how pointless it was to go up against a fanfic writer, everyone was revived, however everything was frozen in time. Not just everyone on the mountain, but the entire universe was frozen exactly where the previous chapter left off.

What happened was, Ted got sidetracked with another universe. Rather a multitude of people from a multitude of universes. Ted crashed the fifth annual tournament of Super Smash Brothers. With that obvious, shameless plug out of the way, Ted appeared (at his usual age) with a man that looked like the recently slain Bob.

"So you just left them here?" Bob asked.

"Yeah," Ted answered, "What can I say? I got excited to start this one. Without your help,"

"Oh, Ted ol' buddy, ol' pal," Bob smiled as he put his arm on Ted's shoulder, "You can't get rid of me. As dcfer established, if this were Death Battle, you'd be Wiz and I'd be Boomstick,"

"You're not gonna let go of that are you?" Ted asked.

"Nope,"

"... You're ashes are right there," Ted pointed to an ash pile that used to be Bob's body before he was turned into a zombie and disintegrated.

"So that's me, huh?" Bob asked, "...Man, seeing your dead self as an artificial intelligence is a complete existential mindfuck. I wish I could drink,"

"Wanna resume time?"

"At least I can see the looks on their faces when they see that they can't get rid of me for good," Bob sighed.

Ted snapped his fingers and time resumed. The class haven't noticed that they spent about the month and a half frozen in time, but they certainly noticed Bob walking around.

"What the hell!" Everyone yelled, "You're supposed to be dead!"

"Don't be too sure," Nagisa sighed, "Even though we killed Bob, as long as Ted's around, the entire Multiverse is at risk. He can bend reality to his will with the flick of a pen. We...failed,"

"I wouldn't be that harsh on yourself," Bob comforted, "I'm just a robot now. My real self is still trapped in the Soul Cairn,"

"You… don't sound to broken up by it," Kayano spoke.

"Of course I'm broken up about it!" Bob screamed, "You tiny, flat-chested, vampiric cunt!"

"Bob, calm down," Ted sighed.

"I'm going to The Underworld," Bob declared, "I need to teach Pit the art of bartending," Bob opened a portal and jumped right in, closing it behind him.

"Let's get this finale started," Ted announced. He snapped his fingers and the cast of Kill la Kill was transported to the mountain.

"Goddammit!" Ryuko shouted, "Not you again!"

"It's not my fault people want you to attend the finale," Ted defended, "Speaking if the finale, these dates aren't the most finale worthy. It feels almost like a normal session. I honestly thought the dares were gonna be all sunshine and rainbows. I'll make modifications when I can, however. It's the least I could do for trapping you all for months at a time,"

"Bullcrap," Karma blurted, "We'll just keep getting wrapped up in your multiverse shenanigans like those guys,"

"Actually, after this session, Gabe2000 has dares me not to meddle in either of your universes after this. Super Smash Bros. has a bar operated by a demon that recently gained the ability to serve other universes, but I personally won't be allowed to do anything,"

"It's about time," Hoka sighed.

"I'm sure you can find a way to make cameos in later games if you really want to," Ted replied, "But now, let's get-,"

"Wait, you said everyone gets to have a wish last time!" Kayano blurted.

"Wait till the-,"

"I wish I wasn't a vampire anymore! I hate hiding from the sun!"

"Wait till the end-,"

"Can I not be a werewolf either?" Nagisa asked, "I hate feeling so restless,"

"Guys, I got a game to-,"

"And while your at it, can I wish for everything I did to Sugino and Kanzaki to have never happened?" Karma asked.

"What'd you do?" Sugino asked.

Ted sighed. "After the session, people! Alright, first dares are from Ac. Takebayashi, become a cyborg,"

"A cyborg!?" Takebayashi blurted.

"Yep, what are you willing to lose?" Ted asked, "You ditch your noodle arms and become strong, ditch your pathetic legs to have super speed, pop out those eyeballs so you don't need those dumb glasses, or all of the above and more,"

"I feel like you were just insulting me," Takebayashi sighed, "But, I guess I'll take one robotic arm,"

"You sure you don't want two?" Ted asked.

"I don't want to be too much like a machine,"

"Fair enough," Ted snapped his fingers and arm was replaced with a slick, mechanical arm, "I say go big or go home, but to each his own. We're already on the 3E mountain so that dare is taken care of. Karasuma kick Reaper in the gonads,"

"Aw man…," The Reaper sighed, right before Karasuma gave him a swift kick to the balls.

"Simple enough," Ted commented, "Now let's bring over a female Nagisa and a male Kayano," Ted snapped his fingers and a female version of Nagisa, with her hair let down, appeared alongside a short haired male, who was Kayano. As far as appearances were concerned, they didn't look much too different. Fem-Nagisa had small, but visible breasts and Male Kayano simply wore more masculine clothes. If the originals tried, they could look exactly like their genderbent counterparts.

"What just happened?" The male Kayano asked.

"Korosensei!?" Fem-Nagisa blurted, "I thought we killed you!"

"I'm afraid I'm not the same Korosensei you assassinated," He informed, "It's a long story, but I was brought back to life and our class was forced into this… game, you could say,"

"Wait… you're a man!?" The two asked.

"There's a girl me!?" Korosensei blurted.

Kayano was glaring at Fem-Nagisa's chest with much jealousy.

"Woah! You're a girl me!" Male Kayano exclaimed, "Are you acting too?... Why are you staring at my Nagisa's breasts?"

"Even girl Nagisa has bigger boobs than me," Kayano pouted.

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Nagisa protested.

"Oh… you're a boy?" Fem-Nagisa asked.

"Even girl me doesn't see it," Nagisa pouted.

"Hey, genderbent people," Ted greeted, "Welcome to the game. You're here to watch but first, tell us about yourselves,"

"Well, I'm Nagisa Shiota," Fem-Nagisa introduced, "I guess we have the same name because Nagisa is gender neutral,"

"Don't remind me," Nagisa sighed.

"Just like you guys, we were in the Assassination Classroom. I don't know if everything happened the same way. It seems like the only difference is our genders,"

"Are you two dating?" Rio asked, "I imagine Kayano as a dude would of asked girl Nagisa out after Kayano went crazy,"

"Why does this all come back to me?" Nagisa asked.

"Yeah, that kiss really shocked me," Male Kayano answered, "It was like...twenty hits,"

"Girl Nagisa's a better kisser!" Okajima laughed.

"How many did you get?" Fem-Nagisa asked.

"Fifteen," Nagisa answered.

"But, we started dating shortly after we killed Korosensei," Male Kayano continued, "And we've been together ever since,"

"I can barely tell who is who," Natsu commented.

The genderbent versions of Nagisa and Kayano looked dumbfounded. "You've already had kids?!"

"No… I mean… he's from the future," the other couple blurted, "Okay we have kids, but that was because of a dare,"

"What kind of messed up game is this?" Fem-Nagisa asked.

"You'll see for yourself," Ted replied, "Karma and Okuda, write smut about one of the couples in your class. We have a few dares better suited for the end, so let's move onto some dares from IamWhoAgain. Kayano, demonstrate your best technique for 'you-know-what' on your fingers in front of Nagisa,"

"Dad, what's he talking about?" Natsu asked.

"N-Nothing!" Nagisa blurted.

"He already knows anyway," Kayano mentioned, "We spent quite a bit of time in that closet,"

"Makes sense," Ted stated, "This has just been one large shipping fest since day one. Hayami, Chiba, ever think about each other while in the shower?"

"Yes," Hayami responded, "We're married,"

"I know, they're just what's written down. I'm going to just leave the dirty texting dares to everyone and say it's homework. Like I said, these dares feel like business as usual, which I find disappointing, oh well. I'm moving on to Kaboom's dares. Korosensei, slap everyone,"

Korosensei gave everyone a quick slap in the fraction of a second. The only one that really landed with any painful force was the one that hit Ted, but even he was unfazed.

"I can't wait for this to be over," Korosensei stated, "I don't like hurting my students,"

"Let's skip the body swap dare," Ted stated, "That stuff gets confusing fast. Here's a good one, all the dudes are drunk now,"

In an instant, the blood alcohol levels of every male in the area raised to a level of near-belligerent drunkenness. This applied for the non-infant children as well. I know banning underage drinking was a dare, but it's the finale, live a little!

"Woah… I though' I learnt to hol' mah liquor in Skyrim," Nagisa slurred.

"Buh… you still small," Karma slurred.

"Now for a few questions," Ted began, "These ask about some of the consequences of being transformed into mythical beasts. I'll take the liberty of answering them because Nagisa and Karma are drunk off their asses. No, I don't think Kayano has to worry about werewolf Nagisa while he's 'in heat'. Obviously, Kayano the vampire would have to drink blood. And where does it say Karma has to be constantly horny because he's a demon?"

"You're really throwing in the towel, aren't you?" Irina asked.

"I'll be honest, at this point, I feel like this ToD has long ran its course. I don't know why I didn't just end it last session. It would of been better overall. But if I did, we wouldn't have this dare. All the kids get tattoos!"

"Cool! Tattoooos!" The boys slurred.

"But we're too young for tattoos!" Kimiko protested.

"We'll do this after the session, but think of a cool idea, kids," Ted smirked.

Suddenly, Ritsu's head just randomly popped off her body. Takebayashi drunkenly freaked out and fell over, but Ritsu herself was perfectly fine. There wasn't even a drop of blood. Her body picked up her head and carried it underneath her arm.

"I'll end off Kaboom's dares with these," Ted threw down an envelope. Inside, there were pictures of things that have yet to happen yet. Most of these are super embarrassing ones, like Okajima and Kurahashi running out of a burning apartment in fetish outfits, Kanzaki tripping over herself while playing Dance Dance Revolution, a picture that featured a teenaged Tsukiko with her mouth open at a diner with some of her friends, an adult Natsu in a tuxedo tripping over a wedding dress worn by an adult Kimiko during a dance, a hentai picture Fuwa drew for some extra money, and of course, more pictures of Korosensei caught with porn.

"These are… from the future" Irina commented, "Is that Natsu?"

"And is that... Kimiko?" Kayano asked.

The women turned toward the aforementioned children. Kimiko was laughing at Natsu trying to walk about without stumbling.

"Now for some of D. Kilah's dares," Ted announced, "Aguri, you have laser eyes!"

Aguri looked toward the sky, focused really hard, and beams of red energy fired from her eyeballs, accidentally hitting a bird.

"Oops!"

"Irina, you're a dog,"

Just as Irina was thinking about the inevitability of Natsu and Kimiko getting married, she was transformed into a tiny little chiwawa, the worst of all canines. Irina barked in protest, but no one understood dog.

"Suguya," Ted began, "You will be trapped in a dangerous art world. I'm thinking that one Salvador Dali painting where everything is melting. I was going to send you into this cognitive palace owned by this Madarame guy, but I think we've had enough crossovers for today,"

"Damn right!" Ryuko shouted.

Ted snapped his fingers and Suguya disappeared. Just then, Korosensei began to heave. Then he vomited up various little mini Korosenseis, all of them about the size of rats and with their own unique colors.

"What an idiot!" Yelled a red Korosensei, "Stupid octopus can't hold his liquor!"

"Don't be so mean," Cried a blue Korosensei.

"Arr! Ther' be no room on the open sea for landlubbers like yerself!" Yelled an orange Korosensei to the blue Korosensei.

"Enjoy them for as long as you can," Ted warned, "I set them to explode in thirty minutes,"

"Wait… if Korosensei has dark matter in his cells," Kataoka began, "... and these mini Korosensei's explode…,"

"Is it a bad time to mention that I accidentally set the timer for thirty seconds?" Ted asked just before the mini Korosensei's blew up and took the entire world with them. The only thing that remained was Ted, floating around where the Earth used to be. The blast honestly stunned the being for a bit. It took him a moment to collect himself after the devastating explosion.

"Well, that was something," Ted said to the hypothetical camera, "Don't worry about them, bringing them back is about as easy as restoring a save point in a video game. Sorry the chapter's so short. I got burnt out on AssClass, plain and simple," Ted took a second to gaze at the infinite darkness that was space. The host was fascinated by the infinite size of the star-spangled void, "Sorry for spacing out there. Just know that everyone will have a decent life after I reset everything. Nagisa and Kayano will wish to not be monsters, Karma will wish away his sins, Okuda will wish away his satanic blood and I'm sure Okajima will wish for a larger dick. As for tattoos, what do you think a five-year-old will want?" Ted caught himself staring off into space again, "Anyway, this is the end. I won't come here to bug this class and I won't bug the people from Kill la Kill either. That doesn't mean that others can, so for those of you who have followed my stories thus far… expect to see some cameos," Ted snapped and the entire world was restored with the wishes he mentioned in effect. As everything resumed, a scoop of chocolate ice cream fell from the ground.

"You are all free," Ted declared, "I have no desire to dare you all any further. I am moving on now. Enjoy this ice cream rain, courtesy of PhantomTehCasual," Ted opened a portal and walked into it, closing it off behind him.

After the ice cream storm, the children began to disappear, leaving enough time for the parents to say goodbye. Around this time, the Grow-your-own-Baby kit opened up and revealed a baby Aria, which completely weirded out the five-year-old version.

Natsu returned to his normal time, five years in the future, at the front door of his home. He lived in Suginami, Tokyo. It was fairly late in the evening, probably around his usual bedtime. As he went to knock on the door, all of his memories came rushing back. He was still drunk, but his memories were no longer blocked for the author's convenience. He knocked on the door and when it opened, his dad answered. Nagisa became instantly overjoyed and called the rest of the family down while he helped the drunken Natsu into the house.

"Long time, no see… at least for me," Nagisa joked.

"It's gud to be home, I wuv you, Dad," Natsu slurred as he hugged Nagisa.

"That's right, he was drunk at the end, wasn't he?" Kayano remembered. She then shed a few tears of joy and hugged her son as well, "I'm so happy you're back! It felt like forever!"

"Do you think he should go to school tomorrow?" Nagisa asked Kayano.

"My little boy can stay home as long as he wants," Kayano cried.

"Why does he get to stay home?" A brunette, five-year-old girl complained. Following her was a little, blue-haired toddler girl in a nightgown.

"You'll understand when you're old enough to drink," Nagisa told her.

"And he got to drink! Natsu gets to do all the fun stuff," she huffed.

"Trust me, Aiya, there's nothing fun about that game," Kayano told her, "...But, I guess without it, we wouldn't have you three… Nagisa, I'm conflicted,"

"That seems to be normal now," Nagisa smiled, "How about I make you all some hot chocolate? You kids get to stay up past your bedtime, too,"

"Yay!" The kids cheered.

In the present, Hazama went home to her apartment. To her surprise, it hadn't been rented to someone else. Perhaps Ted paid for them while they were away. Either way, she was just glad to be home, but she still had a lot on her mind. Tsukikio, Itona's daughter, called her Mom. Looking back, she did notice that she ended up spending a lot of time with him, but to think it would end in marriage. Although, maybe she just sees her as a motherly figure. Either way, she had to take a shwoer after having frozen dairy treats rained upon her.

She went to the bathroom and turned toward the mirror. The mysterious figure with the canine skull for a head still followed her in every reflective surface she looked at and while it initially freaks her out a little every time, she was used to it by this point. As she began to take off her shirt, she heard a knock on the bathroom door. She sighed as she put her shirt on and opened the door. Larry appeared, with a basket full of apples.

"Ah! Ms. Hazama! Long time, no see!" Larry greeted, "I am so happy that your universes time was resumed. Now, where should I set these apples. I acquired them after selling an anomalous plastic knife to a village's mayor in the land of Hyrule. Of course, affected by Ted's meddling,"

"Just… set them on the counter," She ordered.

"Yes ma'am!" Larry responded. Hazama closed the door. What a weird life she had. What a weird life they all had.

After a long time, we are done with Assassination Classroom Truth or Dare. It was a long ride (and not just because I take forever to update at times). I know the chapter kinda ended very quickly and I mean what I say about how I should of ended it off sooner. Lesson learned, I suppose.

Maybe I'll write aftermath stories to satisfy any unanswered questions and to neatly wrap up this part of the overall Truth or Dare adventure. Although I've said this about Kill la Kill too...

Sometimes I wonder why I didn't take my hiatus and jumped into Smash Bros. I was excited. Oh well, if you follow that, expect an update in a week or so.

Thank you, everyone.