Life: 00
What is this? What is this place? Where am I? Where's my body? This feels weird...this feels wrong…
Hello and welcome to the Game!
In front of my...vision? I don't really have eyes to see anything but somehow I was able to "see" these words. Although I'm certain that to say that I'm seeing them is incorrect given my lack of a body.
Nobody cares! Now be quiet! As I was going to say, due to "unfortunate circumstances" you suffered a horrible bloody death and died cold and alone! It was such a pathetic way to die that some cosmic entity actually took pity on you! Or something like that!
If I had eyes I'm sure they'd be twitching in irritation at the blatant cheerfulness of my alleged death. Wait…? I'm dead? And this thing is talking about a game….is this like those Gamer fanfics I read?
Ding ding ding! You guessed that right!
For whatever reason you have been selected to be reborn into a new world with the Gamer ability! Rather if this is due to that entity taking pity on you or sheer dumb luck is unknown! So just tell yourself whatever excuse you want that helps you sleep at night!
Is it really necessary to tell me all that?
Now if you'll please stop interrupting me, I can get on with giving you the basics afterall I have other things I much rather be doing then wasting breath on a pathetic waste of flesh like you!
Jesus what did I do to you?
What did I say about interrupting me?
Sorry sorry. Please continue on…
Good! Now to start off please access the 'Status Screen' by saying or thinking "Status"! Note it is highly suggested that while in your new life that you think the command unless you want everyone to think your crazy in which case go for it!
Once again I'm finding myself wishing I had a body so I could show my disdain and annoyance for the UI I was given.
"Stats." I spoke if that was even possible in my current state.
Here is a brief explanation on what everything is and what it does! If it were up to me I wouldn't bother giving you the rundown since it's pretty straightforward and you'd have to be an idiot to not figure it out...actually I see why you'd need this so nevermind!
Enough with the snark please!
Level: A basic measure of experience and an estimate of strength. When you get enough EXP you will level up! Unlike most variants on the Gamer ability that you are familiar with, this one has a level cap, but I'm sure you'll figure out what that cap is!
HP: A representation of your life force and health, when your HP reaches zero you die, again!
MP: A representation of your magic energy which is used to perform skills!
STR: Measures physical power so the higher the number the harder you hit!
DEX: Measures agility, reflexes, agility, coordination, speed and accuracy!
CON: Measure your endurance and increases your HP capacity!
INT: Measures the skills of one's reasoning and memory but I'm sure you didn't need me to tell you that! Also increases your MP pool for some reason!
WIS: Measure your perception and insight! Increases your regeneration rates...because why not!
CHA: Measures the force of your personality and not much else!
Well that is rather simple. Hmm, I wonder what my current stats are?
Would you like to see?
Yes I would.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm positive.
Are you really sure? Because it's not like your stats will be the same when you start your new life!
Just show it to me already!
Okay! But don't say I didn't warn you!
PLAYER STATUS
Name: S̴̡͜͜͠Ỳ̛S̶͢T̵̶̶̛͜E̡͡M̀̀ ̨̢̕͘͝É̶̕͘Ŕ́͢͏̕R̕͠͠O̵͞R̨̕͡͝͠
Age: 21
Level: 10
Affiliation: N/A
Tittle: N/A
Race: Human: +50% EXP gain
Class: N/A
HP: 100
MP: 110
STR: 12 - You can carry heavy objects for short distances good for you!
DEX: 7 - You're either a klutz or just really slow to react it's kinda hard to tell!
CON: 10 - You are incapable of a full day's hard labor rather if its due to being lazy or being unfit is anyone's guess!
INT: 12 - Congratulations you know a bit more than is necessary but not much else!
WIS: 9 - Rather if you forget to choose or just ignore other options before taking action is unimportant but also explains how you got here!
CHA: 13 - Well at least you know what to say to the right people too bad it didn't help you a whole lot in life!
Skills:
N/A: Nothing worth keeping!
Perks:
N/A: What perks?
What the hell! Are you telling me I was that bad?
Yes! Yes you were!
Shut up! What the hell is going on? Why are you so happy about all of this? WHY ME? Why why why!
You are clearly feeling distress! Quite frankly I'm surprise you managed to get this far before freaking out! System will now activate safety measure 10010502.
A calming feeling filled my mind as all the confusion and terror left me.
Yeah I don't actually care! Now that you've been given the basics it's time that I drop you off into your new life! The world in which you shall be reincarnated into has been randomly selected! Enjoy your new life and remember not to die again!
Wait what?
Have a nice trip!