Shadow: Mmmmmmmm! Roasted marshmallows!
Kage: Hey! I thought you didn't get flamed by anyone! How did you get the flame for the bonfire?!
Shadow: A flamethrower can be used for more than killing, torturing and hurting people.
Kage: Right.....
Shadow: Mmmmmmmmmmm! Thank you reviewers from chapter four!
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-speed
-spellhorn
-Wizard
-Ru-chan
-Molly-chan the Anime/game fan
-ChaosDragon
-Karenu-anime
-clare
-Mrs.YamiYugi
-SilverDragon
-Terra Kaiba
-Emma
-MelMel
-Silver Dragon
-vialana
-PharoahzQueen45
-Queen of Enternal Darkness
-Hakkai - Gojyo - Goku - Sanzo
-fantasymichelleandkayallison
-Star Angel
-Teya
-AnimeAndrAIa
-AngelStarFire
-Hopeless Angel
-Hay-chan, anime fan
-Onyx and S
-Sabby
-Yaky
-Sansi
-bakuras wife
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Shadow: That's it. Sorry I'm really not in the mood and lazy. I'm having major writer's block. Not to mention I'm back in school. That's why this chapter will be very short. I think . Oh! And I finally know what OOC means!
Kage: Uh...someone said the characters were OOC.
Shadow: *thinks* Are they?
Kage: Uh...well...ah...um...
Shadow: -_-U Do the disclaimer since I like never have it.
Kage: If my hikari owned Yugioh then their would be *reads list* Oh my . uh . she just doesn't own it! Ok? Ok!
~~~~Marik's POV~~~~
Malik tapped his foot rapidly as we waited for the Pharaoh and his hikari by the mall entrance....tap tap tap tap, OK THAT'S GETTING ANNOYING!
"STOP MAKING THAT FUCKED UP SOUND!"
My hikari looked up lazily, "Hmm, what?"
I sigh loudly, "Never mind."
Malik smiles and points at something, "They're here."
I turn my direction to the large parking where I see the tri coloured hair duo walking through.
"We'll probably split up sometime in the mall so I'll go off with Yugi and you'll go with Yami.", stated my koi.
"WHAT?! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!"
"Ofcourse I'm serious! You should try to get along with the Pharaoh anyways!"
"JUST BECAUSE YOU BEFRIENDED THE PHARAOH'S HIKARI DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO BEFRIEND THE BAKA PHARAOH!"
My hikari sighed loudly, "What has happened in the past cannot be changed! And we should be grateful the so called baka pharaoh forgave us and freed us from the Shadow Realm!"
"Then I guess what we're doing is returning the favor!"
Malik just growled and turned away.
It's funny how my koi acts like that. Practically everyday he'll get mad at me, even for the stupidest reasons and ignores me or just acts cruel. And all I have to do is kiss him and he'll be at my mercy. Usually after the kiss though, he's reduced to a loud sex kitten. Just the way I like him.
(Shadow: O.OU Kage: Heeheehee very . Shadow: Naughty, horny, perverted, hentai. Kage: Those will do.)
"Hey guys!", a cheerful voice called out.
I turned to see little Yugi, the bouncing ball of joy, and the spirit of the Millennium Puzzle.
~Normal POV~
Yugi was looking quite kawaii. Wearing a baggy red t-shirt with the 'Randy River' logo on it, (Shadow: I shop there! I don't care if it's a guy store!) black wrist bands, and blue shorts that were VERY short. With the baggy t-shirt on it almost looked like he wasn't wearing anything on his lower half.
"Is it just me? Or is it getting hot out?" Malik said winking a Yugi, and enjoying the low growl Yami made.
Yugi smiled at his friend, "I know! I'm sexy! So are we going or not?"
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"EIGHT DOLLARS FOR A BLOODY DUEL MONSTERS CARD PACK!"
Marik was getting glances from everyone in the shop, including the pharaoh, his hikari, and a very pissed off Malik.
"Would you shut up!" Malik growled.
"Oh come on! It's a rip off!"
(Shadow: So true! Like for Ra's fucking sake they're cards! ARGH!)
"Come on Yugi!"
Malik grabbed Yugi's arm and literally dragged him out of the shop, leaving Marik alone, with the pharaoh. Uh oh!
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"Are you sure it's a good idea to leave them alone together?" asked Yugi as Malik still dragged him away even though they we're already halfway across the mall.
"Nope! But if anything does happen I'm sure they'll make an announcement!"
"Yay. Just what I wanted to hear."
"Your very bad at being sarcastic!" a cheerful voice said.
A smile lit up on Yugi's face, "Inori!"
Malik looked at Yugi quite confused, "Who?"
"Me!", said a cheerful teenage girl. She had long flowing black hair that reached her hips and very interesting eyes, they were kind and soft, one blue, the other crimson. She appeared to be wearing some kind of uniform.
Yugi practically glomped the taller girl as Malik just watched confused.
"It's nice to see you too Yugi!"
Malik loudly cleared his throat, attracting both Yugi's and Inori's attention.
Yugi blushed slightly, "Oh sorry! Inori! This is Malik! Malik! This is Inori!
Inori smiled sweetly and waved to Malik spirit finger style.
(Shadow: You'll understand this if you've seen Bring it On. If not then it's just wiggling your fingers. Kage: SPIRIT FINGERS! *does spirit fingers*)
"So why are you here by yourself?" Yugi asked the girl.
"Well I was going I was just going to La Chateau. I work there." (Shadow: I like this place too!)
"We'll come with you! Right Malik?"
"Sure whatever." said Malik sounding kind of like a robot.
The three of them walked off towards the direction of the store. Inori and Yugi chattering in the front and Malik walking behind them.
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Marik grumbled. Very pissed at losing his hikari. He knew practically nothing about the damned mall, not to mention he was there with his mortal . well . immortal enemy.
"Wait up Marik!"
Marik growled, ready to kill the closest thing near him. Something touched his shoulder. He spun around coming face to face with the Pharaoh. He growled and gave him his death glare.
"You want to lighten up a few notches? Geez!" Yami said. Marik was NOT a happy camper.
(Shadow: *snicker* Where the hell did I hear that again? Oh well! *laughs* Kage: *sigh*)
Marik huffed and looked in the opposite direction, "Find my hikari and I'll lighten up!"
Yami arched an eyebrow at the dark spirit, "Okay! But first you must answer a question of mine."
"What?!"
"Do you want me to find your hikari because you don't want to be alone with me, or because you're horny?"
Marik surprisingly smiled at the Pharaoh, a normal smile. He actually understood him.
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"You've been quiet Malik. Is something wrong?" asked Inori.
"Ya! It's weird! You're usually very loud!" said Yugi.
Malik blinked at Yugi's comment before laughing slightly, "I've finally corrupted you're innocent mind!"
Inori looked at Malik dumbfounded. Then she looked at Yugi, "Oh! I think I get it! You're talking about his love life right?"
Yugi nodded.
Inori did one of her sweet smiles again, "So Malik, who's the lucky girl?"
Both Malik and Yugi starred at the clueless Inori wide-eyed.
Inori's sweet smile was replaced by frown, she looked as if she was going to cry, "I'm sorry if I offended you! What's wrong about what I said? I'm so sorry!"
Malik snapped out of his shock, feeling quite bad. It wasn't her fault. She didn't know that he is gay. And now she thinks that she did something wrong.
"You know Inori, you're so sensitive and peaceful. The world would be a much better place if there were more of you." Yugi said.
Inori once again smiled, totally forgetting about her question, "Well you are too!"
"Well you smile too much! Doesn't your face ever get tired."
"Nope! I'm use to it! Kind of like how you're use to being short!"
"Hey! That was uncalled for!"
"Really? Well you guys staring at me like I've grown another head when I asked you a simple question isn't uncalled for?"
Okay ... maybe she hasn't totally forgot about that question.
~~Malik's POV~~
I hope she isn't homophobic.
"It's Marik." I tell her.
Please don't be homophobic! Oh please don't be homophobic! For Yugi's sake, please don't be homophobic.
Inori flashed a sweet smile again, "That's an interesting name for a girl."
.. She thinks Marik is a girl ..
I stare at her wide-eyed again, but that only makes her do that sad face again, so I stop.
Yugi sighs, "You really are clueless, and why can't you glare? I've never seen you glare at anyone! You either have that heart breaking sad face or a smile."
"I can glare!" Inori whined as she showed her very weird wannabe glare.
(Shadow: This actually happened to me. My friend told me to glare at someone for pretend and I tried really hard, a little to hard. I can't glare unless I'm actually mad.)
Yugi grabbed onto my arm for support as he started laughing, which made me laugh, which made Inori laugh, which made us all continue laughing as people starred at us strangely, which made me glare at those people to make them go away.
Inori saw my glare and decided to latch onto my other arm for some strange reason, "Can you show me how to glare like that."
"Well I guess so."
"Great!" she cheered as she yanked Yugi and myself to the entrance of La Chateau.
I looked over the manikins. There were to adult ones, and two child ones, all of them female.
"Hey! You guys never told me this was a girls' clothing store!"
"Well it is LA Chateau! La is feminine!" said Inori.
"What language?"
"French.", she answers.
"Well I don't know French."
Yugi giggled, "Neither do I and I still know it's a girls' clothing store!"
I look over the manikins clothing. Strangely the adults are wearing clothes that covers their whole body while the child ones are wearing very revealing clothes. What's even stranger is the child manikins' legs are straight but their bodies are on an angle.
"Do you thinks those kid manikins stand like Joan of Arc from Clone High?", asks Inori.
I blinked and looked at them again, "Hey! They do stand like her. I wonder why they don't fall over?"
Yugi shook his head, "Lets add that to the list of things we'll never know, between how Seto's trench coat defines gravity and how the Dark Magician Girl doesn't fall out of her outfit while fighting."
(Shadow: I swear all of the above is true! I swear on Ra it is! And I really do wonder how Mana fights in that outfit! Kage: *nods* And for you people who don't know, Clone High is just another stupid tv show that my hikari watches even tho she is to young. And you're also to young to be writing rated R fics! Give me the keyboard! Shadow: Back to the fic!)
"Hey! I think Mana's outfit is cool!" Inori protested.
"Mana?!"
"That's the Dark Magician Girl's real name." said Yugi.
"Oh! Well, shall we go inside?"
Inori smiled, again, "About time to! How long have we been standing out here? Meh!"
We all walked into the store, with Yugi and Inori still latched onto my arms.
Some pop music was playing quietly in the store. The store was all black, the floors, the walls, ceiling, racks, etc. There was some brown and white as well. And the clothes were many different colours. The children's clothing was at the back of the store, and the rest of it, most of it, the teenagers/woman clothing.
Inori finally let go of my arm and told us to wait a moment before going off. Yugi soon after let go of my other arm to look at some of the outfits. I'M FREE!
"Hey! Look at this!" said Yugi as he took a black jumper off the rack, "Look how thin the waist is."
Inori came back just in time to hear Yugi's comment. "Well most of the stuff around here is for girls with sickening thin waists and unnaturally large breasts." she told them.
"Wow! You actually insulted something!" Yugi replied.
"Well there's a first time for everything!" she shot back, surprisingly cheerfully, "And speaking of that, I got you this!"
Inori held up a strapless, short, black dress with buckles going up the right side.
"Kind of looks like something you would wear little Yugi. Except it's a dress, and for girls."
Yugi looked up at me and smiled. Strange, I used one of his most hated nicknames.
"I'll try it on if you try something on." Yugi stated.
"Mmmmm, okay!" I said before Inori ran off to get an outfit for me to try.
~~Marik's POV~~
I never thought I'd see the day that I followed the Pharaoh. But here I was. Depending on him to find my hikari. He walked through the mall not looking at all, as if he knew exactly where the two hikaris were. Wait, why has he stopped?
"They're in here." said the Pharaoh in an all-knowing manner.
I took one look at the store and froze. He can't be serious.
"Why for Ra's bloody sake would they be in there?!" I demanded as I pointed to the place, La Chateau.
The Pharaoh shrugged, "I don't know why! I just know they are!"
The Pharaoh walked into the shop, and I followed him. Why I am doing that exactly?
I started walking around the place as the Pharaoh questioned the employees about our hikaris.
I heard some giggling coming from the back to the store. I approached the area where the giggling was. There were some change rooms near the back of the store. Another one of those employees was leaning against one of the stall. Hey! Her eyes are different colours! There's something you don't see everyday. I walked up to the girl who looked right back at me. She looked down my body, then back up to meet my eyes. She smiled, why is she smiling at me?
"You look like Malik!" the girl stated.
"You know where Malik is?"
"Ya, he's in this stall." she said, pointing to the stall she was leaning against.
She scanned my body again, eyes glancing over the Millennium Rod.
"You wouldn't happen to be his yami would you?" she asked.
This is all to fucked up. How does she know Malik? Let alone I'm a yami. I've never seen her before.
"Yes. How do you know that."
She smiled, "I didn't, I just guessed. So then ... you're Marik?"
Okay. Now she knows my name. I wonder if she'll be able to confuse the Pharaoh as well.
"Yes."
"So you're Malik's boyfriend then! How kawaii!" she cheered clasping her hands together.
Oh bloody Ra! She confusing, cheery, nice, all the things that annoy me. And she's- oh bloody Ra!
~~Normal POV~~
Malik walked out of the stall, stopping any thought that was going through Marik's mind, except how hot his hikari looked and how aroused he was.
Malik was wearing a fish net tank top with tight violet pants and a leather belt covered in chains. The belt hung diagonally on him, hanging on his hip and lower thigh.
Inori giggled at Marik's reaction and turned to Malik, "You look great! I think your boyfriend agrees. By the way, why didn't you just tell me you're gay? It would have been a lot easier for me to understand and a lot less awkward for you."
Malik shrugged his shoulders, "Thought you might be homophobic."
Inori huffed, "People who are against one type of relationship but with another disgust me! It's not like a person chooses to be straight or gay! They're born that way!"
Malik knocked on Yugi's door, "Come out! Inori's pissed off and glaring!"
"Really?! No way!" Yugi said before bursting out of the stall, "Hey! She is!"
Inori felt a tap on her shoulder and turned around to face Yami.
Yami smiled at Inori, "First time for everything?"
"Yep!" Inori replied.
Yami looked up at his aibou, and almost immediately hardened.
Yugi was wearing the strapless, short, black dress with the buckles up the right side with a leather black chocker and a black, stylish, long, leather wristband.
"What do you think Yami?" Yugi questioned as he spun around so Yami could see all of his beauty.
"It's ... nice." Yami replied, regretting wearing leather pants without panties!
(Shadow: Is it just me, or is panties a funny word? Kage: Probably because your using the word with a guy and panties is referred to a girls' underwear. Shadow: No I just think it's a funny word! Oh well!)
"I think I'll keep my outfit!" said Malik, seeing his yami's reaction to them.
Marik finally came back to his senses, well most of them.
"You know her?" the dark spirit asked.
"She's Yugi's friend. We met her on her way to work."
Marik looked at the girl again, "So um ..."
"Inori." she stated calmly.
"Inori, you knew I was Malik's yami because I looked like him, and you already knew one?" Marik asked.
"Well the Millenium Item help too!" she announced.
Yugi smiled, "I have taught you well young Jedi!"
"Yugi," Inori started, "lay off the Star Wars. You know I hate it."
(Shadow: I don't hate it, it annoys me!)
Yugi just shrugged and turned to look at himself in the mirror, "You think I should get it?"
Malik was about to say yes when ...
I
"Nah! Lets just get changed and go!"
"Okay then!" said Inori.
Yami arched an eyebrow at Inori's behavior, "Aren't you suppose to pressure people into buying stuff?"
"Sometimes. I usually only do it if it looks really good on them. I always give the custormer my honest opinion! But you guys get special treatment cause you're my friends, even though you guys do look great!" Inori stated.
The two hikaris got changed back into their original outfits and left the store with Yami. Marik bought the two outfits and some other things for the party every thime he saw something good.
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Kage: Writer's block?! This is 11 bloody pages!
Shadow: Now it's 12!
Kage: *sigh* And you interrupt the fic too much!
Shadow: I can't help it! I always have something to say! ^_^
Kage: Unless you're at school, then you hide behind a book or look in the opposite direction!
Shadow: School tis evil! EVIL!
Kage: Right!
Shadow: Oh! And BTW, I have a lot of new ideas for fics now, all yaoi, all rated R. But I can't decide on which one I should start first. And because you're all my lovely reviewers, I'm asking you.
Kage: She trusting people she doesn't know. -_-U And one of your ideas has a couple I bet no one has ever read of!
Shadow: Heeheehee, true! Who cares tho!
1) Title: Innocent Slut
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairing(s): Ryou/???
Summary: Ryou loves his yami, but Bakura doesn't notice his hikari. Ryou decides to catch his attention by doing some un-Ryouish things, but Bakura's not the only one that's starting to notice him.
2) Title: Genie in a Bottle
Genre: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing(s): Yugi/Seto Yugi/Bakura
Summary: Yugi's life is a disaster. His brother Yami gets all the attention, at home, at school, even has a great boyfriend. But that will all change when a mysterious pendant comes to him.
3) Title: Mentally Challenged
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairing(s): Yami/Marik Yugi/Malik
Summary: What happens when two immortal enemies become lovers? And what will happen to their hikaris when they decide to play? Being linked mentally is not a good thing! Yami/Marik Yugi/Malik
4) Title: Love of the Millennium Rod
Genre: Romance/Angst
Pairing(s): Malik/Marik
Summary: Malik and Marik love each other deeply, but will their relationship make it through all the hardships of life? Even death?
Shadow: I love you all! Plez tell me what you want! One with the most votes wins!
Kage: Hey! Don't forget one last thing!
Shadow: Oh! Mentally Challenged is my idea, but my sister Light thought of the title! Happy? Okay!
Kage: Press the 'Go' button on the bottom. Ya, the purple one! Leave a nice review! Make my hikari happy!
Kage: Hey! I thought you didn't get flamed by anyone! How did you get the flame for the bonfire?!
Shadow: A flamethrower can be used for more than killing, torturing and hurting people.
Kage: Right.....
Shadow: Mmmmmmmmmmm! Thank you reviewers from chapter four!
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-speed
-spellhorn
-Wizard
-Ru-chan
-Molly-chan the Anime/game fan
-ChaosDragon
-Karenu-anime
-clare
-Mrs.YamiYugi
-SilverDragon
-Terra Kaiba
-Emma
-MelMel
-Silver Dragon
-vialana
-PharoahzQueen45
-Queen of Enternal Darkness
-Hakkai - Gojyo - Goku - Sanzo
-fantasymichelleandkayallison
-Star Angel
-Teya
-AnimeAndrAIa
-AngelStarFire
-Hopeless Angel
-Hay-chan, anime fan
-Onyx and S
-Sabby
-Yaky
-Sansi
-bakuras wife
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Shadow: That's it. Sorry I'm really not in the mood and lazy. I'm having major writer's block. Not to mention I'm back in school. That's why this chapter will be very short. I think . Oh! And I finally know what OOC means!
Kage: Uh...someone said the characters were OOC.
Shadow: *thinks* Are they?
Kage: Uh...well...ah...um...
Shadow: -_-U Do the disclaimer since I like never have it.
Kage: If my hikari owned Yugioh then their would be *reads list* Oh my . uh . she just doesn't own it! Ok? Ok!
~~~~Marik's POV~~~~
Malik tapped his foot rapidly as we waited for the Pharaoh and his hikari by the mall entrance....tap tap tap tap, OK THAT'S GETTING ANNOYING!
"STOP MAKING THAT FUCKED UP SOUND!"
My hikari looked up lazily, "Hmm, what?"
I sigh loudly, "Never mind."
Malik smiles and points at something, "They're here."
I turn my direction to the large parking where I see the tri coloured hair duo walking through.
"We'll probably split up sometime in the mall so I'll go off with Yugi and you'll go with Yami.", stated my koi.
"WHAT?! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!"
"Ofcourse I'm serious! You should try to get along with the Pharaoh anyways!"
"JUST BECAUSE YOU BEFRIENDED THE PHARAOH'S HIKARI DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO BEFRIEND THE BAKA PHARAOH!"
My hikari sighed loudly, "What has happened in the past cannot be changed! And we should be grateful the so called baka pharaoh forgave us and freed us from the Shadow Realm!"
"Then I guess what we're doing is returning the favor!"
Malik just growled and turned away.
It's funny how my koi acts like that. Practically everyday he'll get mad at me, even for the stupidest reasons and ignores me or just acts cruel. And all I have to do is kiss him and he'll be at my mercy. Usually after the kiss though, he's reduced to a loud sex kitten. Just the way I like him.
(Shadow: O.OU Kage: Heeheehee very . Shadow: Naughty, horny, perverted, hentai. Kage: Those will do.)
"Hey guys!", a cheerful voice called out.
I turned to see little Yugi, the bouncing ball of joy, and the spirit of the Millennium Puzzle.
~Normal POV~
Yugi was looking quite kawaii. Wearing a baggy red t-shirt with the 'Randy River' logo on it, (Shadow: I shop there! I don't care if it's a guy store!) black wrist bands, and blue shorts that were VERY short. With the baggy t-shirt on it almost looked like he wasn't wearing anything on his lower half.
"Is it just me? Or is it getting hot out?" Malik said winking a Yugi, and enjoying the low growl Yami made.
Yugi smiled at his friend, "I know! I'm sexy! So are we going or not?"
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"EIGHT DOLLARS FOR A BLOODY DUEL MONSTERS CARD PACK!"
Marik was getting glances from everyone in the shop, including the pharaoh, his hikari, and a very pissed off Malik.
"Would you shut up!" Malik growled.
"Oh come on! It's a rip off!"
(Shadow: So true! Like for Ra's fucking sake they're cards! ARGH!)
"Come on Yugi!"
Malik grabbed Yugi's arm and literally dragged him out of the shop, leaving Marik alone, with the pharaoh. Uh oh!
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"Are you sure it's a good idea to leave them alone together?" asked Yugi as Malik still dragged him away even though they we're already halfway across the mall.
"Nope! But if anything does happen I'm sure they'll make an announcement!"
"Yay. Just what I wanted to hear."
"Your very bad at being sarcastic!" a cheerful voice said.
A smile lit up on Yugi's face, "Inori!"
Malik looked at Yugi quite confused, "Who?"
"Me!", said a cheerful teenage girl. She had long flowing black hair that reached her hips and very interesting eyes, they were kind and soft, one blue, the other crimson. She appeared to be wearing some kind of uniform.
Yugi practically glomped the taller girl as Malik just watched confused.
"It's nice to see you too Yugi!"
Malik loudly cleared his throat, attracting both Yugi's and Inori's attention.
Yugi blushed slightly, "Oh sorry! Inori! This is Malik! Malik! This is Inori!
Inori smiled sweetly and waved to Malik spirit finger style.
(Shadow: You'll understand this if you've seen Bring it On. If not then it's just wiggling your fingers. Kage: SPIRIT FINGERS! *does spirit fingers*)
"So why are you here by yourself?" Yugi asked the girl.
"Well I was going I was just going to La Chateau. I work there." (Shadow: I like this place too!)
"We'll come with you! Right Malik?"
"Sure whatever." said Malik sounding kind of like a robot.
The three of them walked off towards the direction of the store. Inori and Yugi chattering in the front and Malik walking behind them.
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Marik grumbled. Very pissed at losing his hikari. He knew practically nothing about the damned mall, not to mention he was there with his mortal . well . immortal enemy.
"Wait up Marik!"
Marik growled, ready to kill the closest thing near him. Something touched his shoulder. He spun around coming face to face with the Pharaoh. He growled and gave him his death glare.
"You want to lighten up a few notches? Geez!" Yami said. Marik was NOT a happy camper.
(Shadow: *snicker* Where the hell did I hear that again? Oh well! *laughs* Kage: *sigh*)
Marik huffed and looked in the opposite direction, "Find my hikari and I'll lighten up!"
Yami arched an eyebrow at the dark spirit, "Okay! But first you must answer a question of mine."
"What?!"
"Do you want me to find your hikari because you don't want to be alone with me, or because you're horny?"
Marik surprisingly smiled at the Pharaoh, a normal smile. He actually understood him.
~~~~~~~~~
"You've been quiet Malik. Is something wrong?" asked Inori.
"Ya! It's weird! You're usually very loud!" said Yugi.
Malik blinked at Yugi's comment before laughing slightly, "I've finally corrupted you're innocent mind!"
Inori looked at Malik dumbfounded. Then she looked at Yugi, "Oh! I think I get it! You're talking about his love life right?"
Yugi nodded.
Inori did one of her sweet smiles again, "So Malik, who's the lucky girl?"
Both Malik and Yugi starred at the clueless Inori wide-eyed.
Inori's sweet smile was replaced by frown, she looked as if she was going to cry, "I'm sorry if I offended you! What's wrong about what I said? I'm so sorry!"
Malik snapped out of his shock, feeling quite bad. It wasn't her fault. She didn't know that he is gay. And now she thinks that she did something wrong.
"You know Inori, you're so sensitive and peaceful. The world would be a much better place if there were more of you." Yugi said.
Inori once again smiled, totally forgetting about her question, "Well you are too!"
"Well you smile too much! Doesn't your face ever get tired."
"Nope! I'm use to it! Kind of like how you're use to being short!"
"Hey! That was uncalled for!"
"Really? Well you guys staring at me like I've grown another head when I asked you a simple question isn't uncalled for?"
Okay ... maybe she hasn't totally forgot about that question.
~~Malik's POV~~
I hope she isn't homophobic.
"It's Marik." I tell her.
Please don't be homophobic! Oh please don't be homophobic! For Yugi's sake, please don't be homophobic.
Inori flashed a sweet smile again, "That's an interesting name for a girl."
.. She thinks Marik is a girl ..
I stare at her wide-eyed again, but that only makes her do that sad face again, so I stop.
Yugi sighs, "You really are clueless, and why can't you glare? I've never seen you glare at anyone! You either have that heart breaking sad face or a smile."
"I can glare!" Inori whined as she showed her very weird wannabe glare.
(Shadow: This actually happened to me. My friend told me to glare at someone for pretend and I tried really hard, a little to hard. I can't glare unless I'm actually mad.)
Yugi grabbed onto my arm for support as he started laughing, which made me laugh, which made Inori laugh, which made us all continue laughing as people starred at us strangely, which made me glare at those people to make them go away.
Inori saw my glare and decided to latch onto my other arm for some strange reason, "Can you show me how to glare like that."
"Well I guess so."
"Great!" she cheered as she yanked Yugi and myself to the entrance of La Chateau.
I looked over the manikins. There were to adult ones, and two child ones, all of them female.
"Hey! You guys never told me this was a girls' clothing store!"
"Well it is LA Chateau! La is feminine!" said Inori.
"What language?"
"French.", she answers.
"Well I don't know French."
Yugi giggled, "Neither do I and I still know it's a girls' clothing store!"
I look over the manikins clothing. Strangely the adults are wearing clothes that covers their whole body while the child ones are wearing very revealing clothes. What's even stranger is the child manikins' legs are straight but their bodies are on an angle.
"Do you thinks those kid manikins stand like Joan of Arc from Clone High?", asks Inori.
I blinked and looked at them again, "Hey! They do stand like her. I wonder why they don't fall over?"
Yugi shook his head, "Lets add that to the list of things we'll never know, between how Seto's trench coat defines gravity and how the Dark Magician Girl doesn't fall out of her outfit while fighting."
(Shadow: I swear all of the above is true! I swear on Ra it is! And I really do wonder how Mana fights in that outfit! Kage: *nods* And for you people who don't know, Clone High is just another stupid tv show that my hikari watches even tho she is to young. And you're also to young to be writing rated R fics! Give me the keyboard! Shadow: Back to the fic!)
"Hey! I think Mana's outfit is cool!" Inori protested.
"Mana?!"
"That's the Dark Magician Girl's real name." said Yugi.
"Oh! Well, shall we go inside?"
Inori smiled, again, "About time to! How long have we been standing out here? Meh!"
We all walked into the store, with Yugi and Inori still latched onto my arms.
Some pop music was playing quietly in the store. The store was all black, the floors, the walls, ceiling, racks, etc. There was some brown and white as well. And the clothes were many different colours. The children's clothing was at the back of the store, and the rest of it, most of it, the teenagers/woman clothing.
Inori finally let go of my arm and told us to wait a moment before going off. Yugi soon after let go of my other arm to look at some of the outfits. I'M FREE!
"Hey! Look at this!" said Yugi as he took a black jumper off the rack, "Look how thin the waist is."
Inori came back just in time to hear Yugi's comment. "Well most of the stuff around here is for girls with sickening thin waists and unnaturally large breasts." she told them.
"Wow! You actually insulted something!" Yugi replied.
"Well there's a first time for everything!" she shot back, surprisingly cheerfully, "And speaking of that, I got you this!"
Inori held up a strapless, short, black dress with buckles going up the right side.
"Kind of looks like something you would wear little Yugi. Except it's a dress, and for girls."
Yugi looked up at me and smiled. Strange, I used one of his most hated nicknames.
"I'll try it on if you try something on." Yugi stated.
"Mmmmm, okay!" I said before Inori ran off to get an outfit for me to try.
~~Marik's POV~~
I never thought I'd see the day that I followed the Pharaoh. But here I was. Depending on him to find my hikari. He walked through the mall not looking at all, as if he knew exactly where the two hikaris were. Wait, why has he stopped?
"They're in here." said the Pharaoh in an all-knowing manner.
I took one look at the store and froze. He can't be serious.
"Why for Ra's bloody sake would they be in there?!" I demanded as I pointed to the place, La Chateau.
The Pharaoh shrugged, "I don't know why! I just know they are!"
The Pharaoh walked into the shop, and I followed him. Why I am doing that exactly?
I started walking around the place as the Pharaoh questioned the employees about our hikaris.
I heard some giggling coming from the back to the store. I approached the area where the giggling was. There were some change rooms near the back of the store. Another one of those employees was leaning against one of the stall. Hey! Her eyes are different colours! There's something you don't see everyday. I walked up to the girl who looked right back at me. She looked down my body, then back up to meet my eyes. She smiled, why is she smiling at me?
"You look like Malik!" the girl stated.
"You know where Malik is?"
"Ya, he's in this stall." she said, pointing to the stall she was leaning against.
She scanned my body again, eyes glancing over the Millennium Rod.
"You wouldn't happen to be his yami would you?" she asked.
This is all to fucked up. How does she know Malik? Let alone I'm a yami. I've never seen her before.
"Yes. How do you know that."
She smiled, "I didn't, I just guessed. So then ... you're Marik?"
Okay. Now she knows my name. I wonder if she'll be able to confuse the Pharaoh as well.
"Yes."
"So you're Malik's boyfriend then! How kawaii!" she cheered clasping her hands together.
Oh bloody Ra! She confusing, cheery, nice, all the things that annoy me. And she's- oh bloody Ra!
~~Normal POV~~
Malik walked out of the stall, stopping any thought that was going through Marik's mind, except how hot his hikari looked and how aroused he was.
Malik was wearing a fish net tank top with tight violet pants and a leather belt covered in chains. The belt hung diagonally on him, hanging on his hip and lower thigh.
Inori giggled at Marik's reaction and turned to Malik, "You look great! I think your boyfriend agrees. By the way, why didn't you just tell me you're gay? It would have been a lot easier for me to understand and a lot less awkward for you."
Malik shrugged his shoulders, "Thought you might be homophobic."
Inori huffed, "People who are against one type of relationship but with another disgust me! It's not like a person chooses to be straight or gay! They're born that way!"
Malik knocked on Yugi's door, "Come out! Inori's pissed off and glaring!"
"Really?! No way!" Yugi said before bursting out of the stall, "Hey! She is!"
Inori felt a tap on her shoulder and turned around to face Yami.
Yami smiled at Inori, "First time for everything?"
"Yep!" Inori replied.
Yami looked up at his aibou, and almost immediately hardened.
Yugi was wearing the strapless, short, black dress with the buckles up the right side with a leather black chocker and a black, stylish, long, leather wristband.
"What do you think Yami?" Yugi questioned as he spun around so Yami could see all of his beauty.
"It's ... nice." Yami replied, regretting wearing leather pants without panties!
(Shadow: Is it just me, or is panties a funny word? Kage: Probably because your using the word with a guy and panties is referred to a girls' underwear. Shadow: No I just think it's a funny word! Oh well!)
"I think I'll keep my outfit!" said Malik, seeing his yami's reaction to them.
Marik finally came back to his senses, well most of them.
"You know her?" the dark spirit asked.
"She's Yugi's friend. We met her on her way to work."
Marik looked at the girl again, "So um ..."
"Inori." she stated calmly.
"Inori, you knew I was Malik's yami because I looked like him, and you already knew one?" Marik asked.
"Well the Millenium Item help too!" she announced.
Yugi smiled, "I have taught you well young Jedi!"
"Yugi," Inori started, "lay off the Star Wars. You know I hate it."
(Shadow: I don't hate it, it annoys me!)
Yugi just shrugged and turned to look at himself in the mirror, "You think I should get it?"
Malik was about to say yes when ...
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"Nah! Lets just get changed and go!"
"Okay then!" said Inori.
Yami arched an eyebrow at Inori's behavior, "Aren't you suppose to pressure people into buying stuff?"
"Sometimes. I usually only do it if it looks really good on them. I always give the custormer my honest opinion! But you guys get special treatment cause you're my friends, even though you guys do look great!" Inori stated.
The two hikaris got changed back into their original outfits and left the store with Yami. Marik bought the two outfits and some other things for the party every thime he saw something good.
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Kage: Writer's block?! This is 11 bloody pages!
Shadow: Now it's 12!
Kage: *sigh* And you interrupt the fic too much!
Shadow: I can't help it! I always have something to say! ^_^
Kage: Unless you're at school, then you hide behind a book or look in the opposite direction!
Shadow: School tis evil! EVIL!
Kage: Right!
Shadow: Oh! And BTW, I have a lot of new ideas for fics now, all yaoi, all rated R. But I can't decide on which one I should start first. And because you're all my lovely reviewers, I'm asking you.
Kage: She trusting people she doesn't know. -_-U And one of your ideas has a couple I bet no one has ever read of!
Shadow: Heeheehee, true! Who cares tho!
1) Title: Innocent Slut
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairing(s): Ryou/???
Summary: Ryou loves his yami, but Bakura doesn't notice his hikari. Ryou decides to catch his attention by doing some un-Ryouish things, but Bakura's not the only one that's starting to notice him.
2) Title: Genie in a Bottle
Genre: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing(s): Yugi/Seto Yugi/Bakura
Summary: Yugi's life is a disaster. His brother Yami gets all the attention, at home, at school, even has a great boyfriend. But that will all change when a mysterious pendant comes to him.
3) Title: Mentally Challenged
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairing(s): Yami/Marik Yugi/Malik
Summary: What happens when two immortal enemies become lovers? And what will happen to their hikaris when they decide to play? Being linked mentally is not a good thing! Yami/Marik Yugi/Malik
4) Title: Love of the Millennium Rod
Genre: Romance/Angst
Pairing(s): Malik/Marik
Summary: Malik and Marik love each other deeply, but will their relationship make it through all the hardships of life? Even death?
Shadow: I love you all! Plez tell me what you want! One with the most votes wins!
Kage: Hey! Don't forget one last thing!
Shadow: Oh! Mentally Challenged is my idea, but my sister Light thought of the title! Happy? Okay!
Kage: Press the 'Go' button on the bottom. Ya, the purple one! Leave a nice review! Make my hikari happy!