Ditching the body

"Zangetsu-Ossan"

"Shiro-Zangetsu"

Need to get rid of the small idea's before I continue. Got this idea from my child Ichigo and Shiro.

Masaki,

It had started of as a normal day. She had woken up in the grip of Isshin and the sound of Karin and Yuzu crying. Freeing herself she had got the two girls from their room and brought them downstairs.

The two girls had been fed and were playing in a play pen. Isshin had finally made his way down the stairs, sat at the table and picked up the newspaper for the day but not really taking in the information as he was still half asleep and would actually read it once it neared mid-day.

Ichigo's bright head of hair appeared at the table as well, he was currently trying to clamber his way onto the chair refusing to use a step. Finally seated at the table he began rubbing his eyes in an effort to get rid of any lingering sleep.

"Ichigo you seem tired. Did you have a bad dream?"

"I had a dream that someone that looked like me pushed me of a skyscraper." He then rested his head on the table giving up on trying to stay awake.

"Oh."

Unknown to her Isshin had woken up properly as soon as his son had spoken and was now staring intently at him.

The rest of the morning had been perfectly normal until around lunch that she heard a thud from the living room.

"Isshin? Ichigo?"

Wandering into the room she found Ichigo laying face down on the floor perfectly still but that was not what held her attention.

Her son was dressed in a shihakusho and was currently sitting on the top of the shelf.

Keeping and eye on her son she picked up the phone to ring a number she had hoped she wouldn't have to ever ring again. She didn't have to wait long as it was picked up almost instantaneously.

"Hello! Urahara shouten! How can I help you?"

"Urahara."

"Yes Kurosaki?"

"My son kinda fell out of his body."

Instead of any smart comments or laughing she just got back a quiet,"Oh."

"How long will you be? He's currently sitting on the shelf."

"Only two minutes at most, see you in a bit I guess."

She shut the clinic leaving a sign saying that there was family business and would be open again soon. Sat down on the sofa and watched her son sit on the top of the shelf. She noticed that he had a horned hollow mask resting on the top left side of his head and a quincy cross on his right arm.

"Oh when did you get in here mama?"

"When you decided that you had enough of your body."

"I couldn't breathe so I just sorta... fell out?"

"Hmmm." From the sounds of it his reiatsu had suddenly increased and his body couldn't handle the sudden chance and kicked him out.

"Masaki... what?" Isshin had finally worked out that something had happened and could only stare at his son.

"Dunno."

Kisuke,

When he had received the phone call he had become lost. It did not help that circumstances like Ichigo's had never happened in recorded history.

By the time he had reached the Kurosaki house he found that the door had been left open and walked right in.

Ichigo was still on the shelf and Masaki and Isshin were still staring at him.

"Well hello there, what a lovely day it is today!"

Though he didn't get to say much before Ichigo was growling at me as if it was meant to be threatening but as a kid it was just really really cute.

"Ichigo we do not growl at our guests."

"I don't like the guest. He's the reason I couldn't breathe! That hurt."

"Ichigo! Appologise! Urahara! Explain!"

"Whatever caused an increase in reiatsu pushed to far against the seal I put on him."

"Well fix it then! And Ichigo!"

"No."

"ICHIGO!"

"We don' like 'im we not gonna."

"URAHARA!"

On top of the shelf next to Ichigo was a completely white version of the boy but with gold on black eyes and a black mask. Then a man wearing a black cloak appeared and picked them both up of the shelf and set them on the floor.

"Can you two please not be rude to the guest. Say sorry."

The two children (would you call the hollow a child?) grumbled but surprisingly they went up to him and stood side by side and bowed in apology "We're sorry for being rude." They said in perfect sync. The two then ran and hid behind the man holding a hand each.

"How did you do that? Thats my kid and he didn't even listen to me!"

"Magic."

Yeah today was no normal day.

"And Shiro stop pushing Ichigo of buildings."

"Sorry Ichigo."

Not even in the slightest.

I dunno? Just a thought. Anyways have this and thank you for reading. - Luna