A/N: Well, once again I find myself writing fanfiction! Actually getting reviews and having people willing to ask questions, like Titanfire99 and HaiseKanekiV2, does wonders for this poor young man's ego! I shall be answering your questions below.
Titanfire999: Not at first, but perhaps later.
Vasto Mugetsu: You'll find out this chapter.
Sanjiyanunkara: Oh, most definitely. Wisdom is such an important stat.
Yifto: Thank you for the constructive feedback! I understand what you mean, and I hope that I don't come across as 'stale', and with all this support, I'm definitely not going to give up here!
Well, we're up to chapter 2 now, shall we get started?
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Chapter II: Adjustment
I'm a Slime. I'm a Majin. I'M A GODDAMN MAJIN! What the everloving HELLS is going on!? It's not just a dream! It's REALITY!?
Slowly, I calm down from my freak-out, and process my 6 years of memories of my skipped infancy. I remember the shrunken testicle-head that is Bibidi channelling magic into me, giving me life. I look down at my body, and chuckle darkly at my wibbling, blue, slight body. I look kinda like Kid Buu, only a deep, rich blue. I'm also naked. No gear equipped, I guess. Except my belt that bears the strange 'M' of Majin, wrapped around my slender, yet weirdly ripped waist. Why does my slime body have a six-pack? How does that even work?
I am on Planet Earth. Home. Albeit, if this is the Dragonball Z Earth, full of weird and wonderful creatures that I can eat, train with, and overcome! Hell, I could go meet Master Roshi! Maybe even train with him!
I calmly stand and look around. It's green, quiet and peaceful for as far as the eye can see. 'I guess I'm somewhere in the boonies, then…' I grumble to myself as I start walking. My gaze scans over the field, and I begin scanning the power levels of the wild creatures.
Wildebeast: Around 10
Triceratops: Around 120
T-Rex: Around 150
Nothing special, nothing special… Wait, T-REX?
I dive to one side as a set of chomping teeth clamp down where I was, my instincts screaming at me. I roll to one side, and look at the T-Rex trying to eat me. More specifically, the icon above its head.
Name: T-Rex
Race: T-Rex
Age: 5 Years Old
Status: Alive, and Hungry!
HP: 8,640
Level: 3
Description: It's a T-Rex. Hungry for some Guu Flesh. Fight or Flight time!
By observing others, you have created a new skill!
Observe: Level 1, 0.0%
Learn more about your friends, enemies and frenemies with Observe! Level it up to get more information like stats, skills and more lore!
For creating this skill, you gain 50 Exp!
1,950 Exp to Level 2!
I laugh at my observation, even as I start cursing in the back of my mind. 'This thing has more than 10 times my HP! How am I supposed to kill it?" I ask myself in a panic, looking around at the world to see if there was anything I could use to my advantage.
My gaze revealing nothing, I sigh heavily. First enemy, and I'm already gonna die unless I do some serious skills… Wait… Skills!
Focusing, I try to awaken the power that I have lurking in my body, summoning a glowing blue power ball to my hand that I could throw at the dinosaur, that is stuck with its mouth buried in the ground. I glance at my power ball, see how much damage it'll do to the big, scary dino.
Power Ball: Throw an orb of pure Ki at your foes, blast them with your might! Does your base Power Level in damage. Easy to spam. Level 1: 0.0%, Damage=Base Energy
Well, it'll only take a couple of hundred of these to kill it! Might as well get started… I throw my blue orb at the T-Rex, only for it to splash against its scales and make it roar in pain.
-36 hp!
Yes! My first ever bit of damage against a monster, ever! I would be proud, if the T-Rex hadn't just freed its jaws and swung its tail at me, smashing me in the chest and knocking me flying into a nearby hillock.
SMACK!
-120 hp. Don't get hit by the big scary dinosaur again, player. It hurts you.
Ha. Fucking. Ha. I'm so noob, I'm being sassed by the god-damned GAME now. I groan as I sit up from where the T-Rex has bitch-slapped me, its tail did a full 1/6th, or 17% of my HP in one strike! I can't be hit by that again, or else that's gonna take a while for me to heal.
Turning, I begin scrabbling at the rocks as the T-Rex advances on me. Desperate, I squeak- I mean I grunt in a manly fashion at the T-Rex's approach and try frantically to climb. My gooey fingers squish and squidge into the cracks, giving me a little grip, but I'm not going to escape this dinosaur unless I can fly.
Desperately pulling myself up the rocks, the T-Rex's huge teeth sink into my spine, pulling a huge chunk of goo out of me.
-480 hp. REALLY, player? We told you not to get hit again. If only you were like your heroes, and fought with a much more... Aerial style...
I slap myself, (-1 hp) and focus on taking flight, slowly floating into the air. "Cool!" I exclaim, before flying high above the T-Rex, much to its fury. I grin broadly, slowly breaking out into manic laughter. "Hehehehe…. Hehahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I open fire with my Power Balls, going full Vegeta on the creature's ass and blasting it down steadily with my power. I feel my body regenerate as I do so, my regeneration healing me from the mighty tail swipe I took earlier.
Due to using some actual tactical thinking, alongside realising that you as a Dragonball Z character can FLY, gain +1 Agi, +1 Wis.
Oh wow, a sarcastic and mocking game. Sounds like my old life, except this time I can hear how much of an asshole the game is! Still, I have my Power Balls, and I blast furiously away at the dinosaur.
LEVEL UP! Power Ball: Level 2: 0.0%, Damage=150% Base Energy, +50 EXP
Great, more damage! Now I'll actually have a chance of killing my enemies! I grin viciously as I continue to bombard the T-Rex, blasting it over and over with tiny pop-ups of -54 hp coming up. Eventually, though, throwing the orbs of death (Ooh, good name for an attack, maybe?) gets tiring and boring, and I just drop on the near-dead T-Rex, kicking it hard in the head.
This finally prompts it to give up the ghost, and collapses as a deafening 'SNAP' is heard. "Well, I just killed a dinosaur!" I squeak, my voice high and irritating. Oh, hells… I've got the Buu voice. I may look like Kid Buu, but I've got the voice of Majin Buu. The irritating one from the beginning! "NOOOOOOO!" I scream.
COMBAT HAS ENDED!
You have killed a T-Rex! Congratulations!
REWARDS:
+800 EXP.
T-Rex Skull Helm
T-Rex Skin Clothing
HIDDEN REWARDS:
Don't draw the attention of the nearby badasses: DONE, 100 EXP
Kill the T-Rex alone: DONE, 200 EXP
Devour the T-Rex: FAILED
TOTAL EXP GAINED: 1,100 EXP
LEVEL UP! Power Ball: Level 3: 25.6%, Damage=200% Base Energy, +50 EXP
750 EXP to Level 2
Holy crap, that was nearly a level! Just from one enemy! Right, that points towards me killing things for exp, I know that much! I drift down and pick up the outfit that is provided, a set of grey pants and a vest that I casually pull on.
T-Rex Outfit
A vest and pants made from your first kill. Congratulations, you're a hunter!
The game is as sarcastic and dickish as ever. Wonderful. Still, it mentioned nearby badasses… "Where am I?" I ask myself aloud, grimacing at my squeaky voice again. But, I suppose I'll have to adjust. I fly up higher, looking around at the surroundings and seeing nothing familiar anywhere, except a village in the distance. Shrugging, I swoop down to pick up the last thing lying on the ground, my skull helm. Intimidating.
Flying towards the village, I recognise where I am from Dragon Ball. This is Giran's Village. This is actually a world of Dragon Ball. Oh, bollocks.
And with that, we're done for the chapter! Thank you all very much for reading. Please, if you have any feedback, criticism or even if you just want to whine 'Oh, Xager, you're not writing the story the way I want!', then leave a review! It helps get my story known, and encourages me to write!