(Author note) Well here goes nothing, this idea pupped up in my head whe i was playing PVZ and listening Tf2 quotes of domination. And thinked "If plants vs zombies were with the Tf2 merc's?" and this came out. If this gets somekind of popularity or something then I will think of something to continue this story. So for now this is a ONESHOT.

"Talking"

(thought)

It was another day like many before in 2Fort. As the team's of mercenaries fight each other for the intel, there are so many things happening all the time. like a BLU Sniper shooting in the head at the RED Heavy weapons guy, Destroing his head in the process.

"I just take on the world's fattiest man!" Saying the word out loud to everyone to hear. In the other side of the battlefield, BLU Scout was doing his doing his typical doing of scout. Shooting everyone in sight with his shotgun, RED Soldier was coming down to put his foot to BLU Scout's face. Which succeed, and stomped him like a rotten apple.

"Your town din't prepare you, to the level violence in my battlefield hippie!" Said RED soldier as steped aside BLU Scout who was dead from the stomp. He looked to his left and saw RED Demoman and RED Pyro figthing in the bridge against BLU Heavy and BLU Engineer, he then rocket jumped to the roof of the bridge and run to other side. Then he launched 3 rocket's to the BLU Engineer's sentry and blow it up.

"Sentry down!" Yelled BLU Engineer. RED Soldier continue to destroy his nest, 2 rocket's to the teleporter and again 3 to the dispenser. "Teleporter down! Dispenser down!" Yelled the BLU Engenieer in shock of the sudden attack. BLU Heavy, who was keping RED Demo and RED Pyro to crossing the bridge. Was distracted when he hear the Engineer said about his dispenser. A opportunity that was taken immediately. RED Soldier reloded 5 rocket's to his weapon.

And jumped from the roof of the brigde. "SCREAMING EAGLES! AAAAAAAAH!" Yelled RED Soldier shooting his rocket's while screaming like a mad bastard. Of course, the rocket's found their mark and exploded both the BLU Engineer and heavy. As he locked up to see if the coast was clear, he then he walked to the BLU Heavy corpse.

"This american boot, just kicked your ass back to Russia." Said RED Soldier dominating the BLU Heavy, then he looked to Demo and Pyro. "Help me capture this intelligence" Said Soldier to Pyro and Demo, Who agreed to help him out. As the three of then walked to the dark domain's of BLU Base.

There was something in the air, something OFF. Like someone was loking at him like right now, Soldier was becoming alert if there was a Spy around here. Sneaky bastard, coward's who strike in the back. If you wanted to be a real american man, you have to afront your enemies. Not to run and play dead.

"Men. There are a Spy around here" Said Soldier as he make sure his companions were, indeed, companions. "Pyro! See if there any Spy around here, that is a order!" Said Soldier to Pyro, Who was nodding their head in understanding. He held his flamethrower and lit it up in case of a jumpy Spy.

They were closing now to the intel and that feeling of being watched just got worse. Lucky they that the intel was guarded by a sentry, that is going to complicate thing's. Then again what in here was not complicate. "Demo!" say soldier to his teammate.

"HAY" said Demoman, "The sentry! Destroy it!" finished Soldier. Demoman has a grin in his face as he does what he loved the most.

Explode thing's up.

He drew out his sticky bomb launcher and started to fire some boom's. by the time he finished shooting then, there was 7 sticky bomb's ready to boom. He pressed the detoner and the sentry, with the sleeping Engineer who din't hear the bomb's sticking in his sentry. Exploded in a explosion of metal, gunpower, met with metal of the sentry and the flesh and bone of the Engineer.

Leving a bloody mess, just like Demoman wanted

"KA-PLEEEEEEW" Yelled Demo in joy of his work of demolition. The three of them were mere foot's of the intel, and then it will be a run to the RED base like the olympics.

Soldier insisted to carry the intel because he has the highest of health than then. Demo was a bit angry in that moment, because he was the one that blew the sentry up and the Engineer as a bonus. But Soldier argumented that he saved then from the BLU Heavy AND Engineer. Demo saw logic in that but still a bit angry. Pyro said nothing to the exchange of the 2, just wathching then. This unnerved the Soldier and Demo a bit, but keep going arguing. Pyro was for all, well that. A pyromaniac and they were accustomed to that kind moments.

"ALERT THE ENEMY HAS TAKE THE INTELLEGENCE!" Said the announcer. And the three already running to get the hell out of the BLU base, everthing went sudely red when the alarm's activated in all the base and BLU Team was ready for a figth. Unlucky for our RED's, that feeling of before of unease was trully.

MERASMUS

"Wasaaa!" Said Meramus as he apperaded out of thin air. A goat skul with a eye were in his head like a hat, his usual wand long and resistent to conjure spell's. His Black clothes cowered him up like a fantasy wizard, only more evil.

"MERASMUS!? What the hell are you doing here? It's not halloween! Dammit it's not even october!" Yelled Soldier. As he grabed his rocket launcher, Demoman griping in his sticky launcher and Pyro pointed their flamethrower to Merasmus to lit him up in fire.

"You have been made me pass for a lot Soldier and i going to settle things for good to you! And your so loved RED Team!" Said merasmus as he pefomed a spell of teleportation. There was a light as Soldier and the entire RED team were teleported to the brigde of 2Fort.

"Hey what the hell goin' on!?" Said Scout afraid to the suden light and change scenery and magic.

"Is little baby wizard here again?! I GONNA CRASH THAT WIZARD!" Said Heavy as he and the rest were suppended in the air.

"Merasmus? Don't the fella had to be in his house or somethin'?" Said Engineer Very confused for what was happening

"SILENCE" Yelled Merasmus a he made his voice more angrier and rusty with magic to intimidate them.

"As all you know. I AM MERASMUS THE-" Merasmus was cut short by Soldier.

"The worst roommate" Said out loud soldier.

"SILENCE I AM SAID" Now the voice trully intimidated them. Well atleast Scout.

"AAAAAAAAH! I SO SCARED" Screamed Scout in fear of Merasmus doing something horrible to him.

That got a good laugh to everyone there. Even Marasmus chulked Darkly from the amusement.

"NOW. FOR HABING DONE TROUBLE TO ME, MERASMUS THAT I GOING TO SEND YOU TO A REALM WHERE YOU WILL BE DESTROYED WITHOUT MERCY!" Said Marasmus in his intimidanting voice

"AND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES YOU WILL BE IN THAT REALM TO THE END OF TIMES!" Continued his word's. Then he spamned the Bombinomicon to say the word's of the sorcery. "Hi guys" Said bombinomicon, Merasmus opened the magical book.

"Hmhp." he cleared his throat to say the word's flaweless. "TELIMATU CAMITA LICO MATE KRAZ DABE PLAIHS ZS ZOMBATUS A MI!" In each word, the energy semed to be stronger and britgher as he continued and when finished there was a earshirking scream as scout screamed in fear as something were pulling then to a Green portal to the realm merasmus has invoked.

They strungled but it was fruitless. They were a few feet a way now and the darn thing was 3m in tall!

They screamed and cursed as they though to be their dead's, the last one being soldier with his last streght. he said the word's more apropiated

"DAMN YOU MERASMUS! YOU WERE THE WORT'S ROOMMATEEEEEEEEeeeeee...!" Yelled Soldier his should have, last word's in his World. But in the other side of the portal, they are going to be in combat situation's that none of then haven though possible. And need the help of unusual allies to get survive in that world.

Since the begin of time.

Plant's haven defending the world from Zombies.

But... THE WORLD HAS CHANGED.

It is a cloudy day, the gray clouds cover the sky in a grim scenery. In the ground there were a small town, like any small town. there was comun loking houses, a center comercial, a cementery and the farms of the town. In far sight, this town should be normal. But in a close look, there were stuff that don't match with the rest.

Like there were houses of metal, statues of a scientific. Who have a have a head of unbelievable size, that contained a brain very intelligent. In the funtation of the statues were words that were very bad writen, like a infant has writen those words. They said "THE INCREDIBLE ZOMBOSS."

There were 5 Towers of 7 meters of high in the border's of the town. In the east, 1 Tower. In the south 2. In the West, 1. And in the north, 1 tower. Guarded by military looking guards.

But this guards were different that the normal ones, these ones have a rocket launcher in their back's and were standing in position's that were not up right like normal guard's. They have big eyes, The one in the left bigger than the right one. Have the comun green camuflage of the military in their uniform's, but in left foot they were laking a boot, and having a Z in the middle of the uniform's. Have a rifle that looked like M4 assault rifle but various lever and bottons in the middle of the rifle. The ammunition's were paint ball's. their skins were in a sick looking green. And also they wear american helmets that looked like from the Second World War.

Inside the town, the same can be said from the rest of inhabitan's. Big eyes, green sick looking skin, bald with few hair their head's. They laked some teeth in the mouth. Some of them haved a bucket their head's and some have doors in ther hand's like riot shield's.

There were fat engineer looking people working in the tower's, doing maintenance in the tower's. Guy's in american football with a machine gun looking weapon that shoot football balls. And scientific looking people with shotgun looking weapons that shooted pink-purple quimic substance. with backpacks to reload this weird weapon.

But everyone, with the few exemptions. Were the same looking. They have a office suit, with the tie and all. But the clothes in the left knee were ripped from the pants and they were walking with the knee facing each other.

In the middle of the town were a cartel that was writen. "WELCOME TO ZOMBURDIA"

In the forest in the north of the town, that was all rotten for the bad treatment that the citizen of the town were giving it. Were a few Plants that were growing from the rotten corpses of the trees. There were a sound of rusttle of the rotten leaves, like is something was stepping them. A figure was walking in the forest, the figure has stoped in it's tracks to kneed down to see if there was a plant of somekind in this dead forest.

And indied, there was plant in there. Under the light of the sun as the cloud's were open a bit to let the sunrays go to land. There it is, a daisy flower. The figure, suprised and happy to see life in this dead forest. Sprinted a bit to see if it was not a trick of it's mind and reached the spot of light of the daisy flower. And the figure is revaled to the world, and is.

A Sunflower. But not a normal one, this one is WALKING. With four leaves in bottom of it's stem, used as foot for the plant. And two leaves in the middle of the stem, acting as arms. The Sunflower has two deep green EYES, and a MOUTH with TEETH. And currently, looking at the Daisy flower. The Sunflower face was filled with Joy.

"Ah. Such a little and cute daisy." Said the Sunflower in a surprinsing female and soft voice, filled with a combination of joy and grief. Joy to have atleast to find a bit of life in this land. And grief to all the plants dead in the forest. Sunflower then useded her leaves lift the Daisy up to see if it was healthy. Seeing the Daisy to be it was good. Used her's leaves to grab the ground around the daisy, and using her stregth. Taked out the Daisy from the ground.

"I will take you to my house to take care of you, in this forest you migth get hurt." Said Sunflower, and dropping the ground of the Daisy and the Daisy in a pot she was carring. Then she carried Daisy in the pot to her house or refugue outside the forest and the influence of the town.

She casted one last look to the town, a hatefull as she looked to the city before leving. (Those dammed Zombies will pay for this!) thought the hate full Sunflower. Then she calmed down and focused in what she was doing. And walked to the direction of her home.

The sun hided in the sky has the nigth took over the sky. have alredy arrived like hours ago, but Sunflower don't have a watch to know the exact time. She only know that by the time she haved found the daisy, have passed a few hour's at best. She walked with the daisy in her leaves for a while now, her home was just like three minutes of distance of walking. Happy, Sunflower was to haved saved another life from the Zombies.

They raised from their graves like teen year's ago. By that time she was in a pot being raised for a botanic Human.

(Humans... Where are they...? Are they still alive...?) thouthg grimly Sunflower.

(There are where they would be...?)

To deep in tought she was that she didn't see the stick in a bush and she tripped over the stick for accident.

"AHH!" She cried of pain as the leaves of her bottom shoked with the stick. Causing her to fall and crashed with the with a loud "THUD", and the pot with the Daisy in it have flyed to a nerby bush.

"Ahhhh. That really hurt...!" Growled Sunflower from the annoying stick. And noted that the Daisy is not in her leaves.

"Daisy!" She cried in the terror having caused the dead of a plant in accident. To her relief the daisy is untoched by the fall and landed in a nerby bush.

"Ah. There you are!" She said in relief to seing the flower in perfect contidition

"Sorry about that, i will not get distrated anymore" She said determination of making the trip back home with the Daisy.

"And don't worry. We are close from home and we can calm down in there 'kay?" She said to the Daisy as she walked to her home with the daisy in her leaves, again.

But she was distrated as in the nitgh sky were NINE shooting star's coming in the direction of her home. Nine, shooting star that can change mabye, just mabye.

CAN CHANGE THE TIDE OF THE WAR FOREVER.

(A/N) Well tell me what you think.