THIS IS NOT THE CHAPER YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!

For the most recent update, please see the story summary.

Thanks to Fanfiction's stupid uploader, I cannot put new chapters in the middle of the story until AFTER they have been uploaded at the END of the story. Then I can move them. This means that anytime you click on a new chapter for this story via your email link, it will automatically send you here, to the last chapter of the story, even though it is not the newest one.

(I don't have this problem with AO3, just sayin'.)