Disclaimer: Characters are from JK Rowling's world. Not mine.

A/N: Format will be a mixture between story format and texting. For now, it's mainly focused on texting as this is how the story would progress (and I just want to keep it simple for now.) It's kind of a slow burn... It'll be fluff, light hearted, different take on story telling, there will be smut too.

A couple of conversations will be overlapping…Draco our guy would need all the help he can have right? So, I'm giving him Blaise to bother. Hehe Take note of the time stamp, if it helps with the confusion..i'll add in the notes as well…

Draco Malfoy

Hermione Granger

Blaise Zabini

DAY 1 (SATURDAY)

[04:00pm] Greetings my fellow Wizard/Witch,

I have recently acquired this new device upon my great existence. Now I shall present you the honor of having the chance to converse with me thru this device we call mobile phones.

Would you grace me with your presence and respond back to me immediately as soon as you receive this?

Respectfully Yours,

Your mysterious fellow posh wizard

[04:07pm] I'm sorry, is this some sort of scam, joke?

[04:09pm] Hello,

I'm not sure I follow you there, where in the bloody hell did you get the idea that I'm some sort of a scam? And more than that, a some kind of a joke?

Are you mocking me?

Sincerely,

Still the posh ever wizard

[04:09pm] Mocking you?

[04:09pm] What?

[04:09pm] I'm sorry, do I know you?

[04:10pm]? Harry? Did you get a new number? If this is your way of announcing your new number, I must say, you're in really no place to be called posh. *snorts*

[04:10pm] and what is up with all the signatures? Lol! Why are you writing in whole paragraphs?

[04:12pm] Hi,

What? Potter? You mean the-boy-who-wouldn't-just-bloody-die? Are you honestly mistaking me for the pothead? I'm sorry to disappoint you there, but my grandness is nowhere near the pothead. Also, you need to slow down with your messages. Have you not been taught on how to phrase a complete paragraph?

PS. What is wrong with my signatures? It is there for a reason, it is called formality.

Yours,

POSH wizard

[04:12pm] omg! LOL did you really just use PS on a text message? Hahahaha!

[04:12pm] there are so many wrong things on your last txt. I don't even know where to start..

[04:13pm] Hello Again,

Please, enlighten me. The platform is yours, and please do explain what this word means "LOL" you seem keen on using it (you've used it twice..) It's a first I've encountered such a word… *distate in the word*

Posh Me

[04:13pm] first, the boy who wouldn't bloody die, is a dear friend of mine. In fact, he's a brother to me. I'd appreciate it, if you refrain from wishing his demise.

[04:13pm] also, that boy saved the wizarding world. In case you've forgotten mr posh.

[04:13pm] second, stop texting like youre writing a formal letter and I'll have you know I was TOP in my year thus, I do know how to construct a complete paragraph. Thank you very much!

[04:13pm] third, you sound like a noob. Lol (lauging Out Loud)

[04:13pm] Lastly, for the love of my life, I have no idea who you are.

(DRACO - BLAISE)

[04:10pm] Blaise!

I texted her! I'm talking to her! I'm talking to her! She replied back!

DM

[04:12pm] Bloody hell mate! Here I was thinking when in the world you'd txt me!

[04:12pm] hello to you too

[04:12pm] she? Who is she?

[04:14pm] Yo,

Granger. I sent her a message, she replied back! Lots of them! I mean lots of them! I get like 4 or 5 messages in one go! SHE'S INTERESTED IN ME! I got her attention!

She commented on my use of sign offs thou, is there something wrong with signing off on my messages? Do I need to do it differently? Is there an unwritten rule on how to sign off on your message here?

Draco

[04:14pm] WTF?! Draco!

[04:14pm] you DO NOT sign off on your messages!

[04:14pm] who in the bloody world signs off on their text messages!

[04:14pm] and stop texting in one whole message, I feel like I'm reading a fucking essay with your msg.

[04:14pm] fucking hell. You better not be txting her a fucking essay!

[04:15pm] well fuck me. You didn't tell me that when we bought the fucking phone! You should've given me a crash course or something! Fuck you!

[04:15pm] why thank you, my lovely friend.

[04:15pm] you dimwit! I did ask you if you needed me to teach you how to operate the damn thing, and you with your arrogant arse, declined my offer!

[04:18pm] Draco?

[04:18pm] mate? Are you still there?

[04:25pm] you didn't break the phone did you?

(Draco – Hermione)

[04:16pm] uhmm.. okay… hmm…. Let's see…

[04:16pm]Can we please pretend that my first few msgs didn't happen?

[04:16pm] can we both agree to that? right! let me try this again.

[04:17pm] uhmmm…. HI?

[04:17pm] I'm a wizard, this mobile thing is entirely a whole new world to me.

[04:17pm] I expect you to reply back to me, so we can converse.

[04:18pm] oh wow… just wow…

[04:18pm] I don't know why I'm even replying back to this.

[04:18pm] because you're in awe of my presence?

[04:20pm] can you just please tell me who you are and how you got my number?

[04:20pm] I've really no time for this.

[04:20pm] no no no! please don't leave!

[04:20pm] im….. sorry?

[04:20pm] you see, I'm fairly new at this.

[04:20pm] obviously.

[04:21pm] you've still not answered my questions.

[04:21pm] well… I'm a wizard.

[04:21pm] I think we've pretty much established that.

[04:21pm] would you care to tell me about yourself?

[04:22pm] I don't think so.

[04:22pm] you're sounding creepier the more we talk.

[04:22pm] ha! I am far from creepy.

[04:23pm] the elegance that I exudes will leave your mouth hanging.

[04:25pm] hmmm.. that ego.

[04:25pm] it is not my ego. I'm just simply stating a fact.

[04:27pm] riiiigggghhhhhtttttt.

[04:27pm] and going with facts. Can you now tell me how you got a hold of my number? And who in the world you are?

[04:27pm] does that really matter in this world?

[04:27pm] of course.

[04:27pm] you might be a stalker, or a serial killer or even a spy for all I know.

[04:30pm] really now?

[04:30pm] you're friends with one of the strongest wizards that defeated the dark lord and you're paranoid?

[04:30pm] wait. Scratch that. I DID NOT refer to the boy wonder as the strongest wizard.

[04:30pm] what do you have against Harry?

[04:31pm] and yes, being friends with him gives me all the more reason to be wary of my surroundings.

[04:31pm] oh no! are people threatening you?

[04:31pm] are you in danger? Are people spying on you? Do you have stalkers?

[04:31pm] do you have aurors by your side?

[04:31pm] WHAT? NO! god NO!

[04:31pm] you're missing the point! I'm not in danger!

[04:33pm] oh? Good good..

[04:33pm] its just that from the sound of it, it seems likes you've had your fair share of dangers.

[04:35pm] I actually do… or have...had.

[04:35pm] can't really help it if it's in my system to be suspicious.

[04:35pm] there's nothing wrong with being careful.

[04:35pm] but I assure you, you've no need to be suspicious or wary of me.

[04:40pm] are you still there?

[04:41pm] do you know me?

(Draco – Blaise)

[04:41pm] MATE!

[04:41pm] SHE'S ASKING ME IF I KNOW HER?

[04:41pm] WHAT DO I REPLY BACK?

[04:43pm] oh hello to you again! I thought you got dumped somewhere in the dumpster.

(Draco – Hermione)

[04:44pm] uhmm.. no?

[04:44pm] what makes you say that?

[04:44pm] you texted me.

[04:44pm] you got my number.

(Draco – Blaise)

[04:45pm] BLAISE!

[04:45pm] I TOLD HER NO?

[04:45pm] well. Good for you my mate.

[04:45pm] better not tell her you were her tormentor for 6yrs.

[04:45pm] we can't have that now for our dear drakey poo.

[04:45pm] SHE KEEPS ASKING HOW I GOT HER NUMBER!

[04:46pm] WHAT DO I TELL HER?

[04:46pm] fuck Draco! My eyes! Stop it with the capslock!

[04:46pm] tell her you just randomly typed in the number.

(Draco – Hermione)

[04:47pm] can I just honestly say, that I typed in the numbers randomly?

[04:47pm] nice try.

[04:47pm] and you honestly expect me to believe that?

[04:49pm] hmm.. why not?

[04:49pm] if it's the truth, then you've really no choice but to believe it.

[04:50pm] alright..let's say I "believe" you there mr. random posh wizard.

[04:50pm] how is it, that a wizard "randomly" typed in a number, and it just so happens, that the number you "randomly" typed in is a witch?

(Draco – Blaise)

[04:51pm] fuck Blaise! She's smart! How do I get this around her?

[04:51pm] FUCK FUCK FUCK!

[04:53pm] why?what happened?

[04:53pm] what did she said?

[04:55pm] draco?

[04:57pm] mate?

[05:00pm] oh fuck me. Am I pushed off the side again?

(Draco – Hermione)

[04:53pm] uhmm.. luck? I really have a good luck.

[04:53pm] you see, one time I was hoping to get this deal for my company. And with my amazing luck, I fucking got the deal! Can you believe that?!

[04:53pm] okay that was lame.

[04:53pm] I do have awesome luck tho. I swear.

[04:53pm] some luck hey?

[04:53pm] I quote "Greetings my fellow wizard/witch"

[04:53pm] perfectly shows you're well aware of who I am.

[04:55pm] can't it just be a simple unique way of greeting?

[04:55pm] I did get your attention because of it.

[04:55pm] hmmm…. Quite.

[04:55pm] still not convinced.

[04:56pm] errmmm… still not convinced about?

[04:56pm] can we please just drop this? Please pleaseeeeeeee

[04:56pm] oh no. definitely not.

[04:56pm] you are not getting off the hook.

[04:57pm] okay… how about we compromise?

[04:57pm] I'm in no position to compromise with a stranger, who might be a creeper, stalker.

[04:57pm] and I keep telling you I am NOT a creeper or a stalker…. For that matter.

[04:57pm] I'm a well-established man. Actually, now that I mentioned it, I can actually swim in my galleons… golds… you name it.

[04:57pm] I am THAT high up there.

[04:57pm] and there goes the ego again.

[04:58pm] to summarize here, you're a wizard.

[04:58pm] yup.

[04:58pm] a well round size ego, not a creeper, not a stalker..

[04:58pm] and filthy rich. Don't forget that.

[04:58pm] STOP interrupting my thoughts!

[04:58pm] from your messages earlier, you obviously have no idea how to send text messages.

[04:58pm] uhh yes right… go on.. my apologies.

[04:59pm] you definitely know who I am.

[04:59pm] oh right! You did say HARRY!

[04:59pm] HARRY FUCKING POTTER!

[04:59pm] he's a wizard!

[04:59pm] which gives away that we're both in the wizarding world!

[04:59pm] THERE! HA!

[04:59pm] oh for Christ's sake. He's got nothing to do with this. Why do you keep bringing him in?

[04:59pm] are you a fan of his?

[04:59pm] if you are, just say so and I can forward you his number just to get you off my back.

[04:59pm] are you daft?

[04:59pm] have you not read my last messages as to how I refer to the pothead?

[05:05pm] hello?

[05:05pm] are you typing a very long reply?

[05:09pm] I hate myself for even bothering to reply.

[05:09pm] can we just get to the matter? And stop dilly dallying?

[05:10pm] I told you, we compromise. That's how I do business.

[05:10pm] fucking fine! What do you want?

[05:10pm] to talk.

[05:10pm] yes, you told me that earlier. Commanded me to be exact.

[05:10pm] and you're doing pretty well at it. You just need to stop with the other questions that you keep quizzing me with.

[05:11pm] which brings us to the COMPROMISE you were saying.

[05:12pm] alright… I can tell you how I got your number, but not who I am.

[05:12pm] how's that?

[05:12pm] I think it's a good deal.

[05:13pm] let's go with that one.

[05:13pm] doesn't look like I have any choice. You've already decided on it.

[05:13pm] better than not getting any answer at all.

[05:13pm] so where did you get it?

[05:13pm] tsk tsk. The right question to ask isn't WHERE, but HOW did I get it. Get it?

[05:13pm] fucking get on with it.

[05:15pm] okay.. uhmm… to get this story short… I finally decided to get a phone… but I've got nobody to text, or to test it with…

[05:15pm] don't say you randomly typed in my number… as you obviously know I'm a witch.

[05:16pm] I was just getting to the part. Slow down witch.

[05:16pm] give the man some time, I'm extremely NEW to this. Remember!

[05:16pm] SO, I was leisurely walking in the ministry… and I… uhmmm..

[05:16pm] found a list of numbers of the ministry workers, so I just copied some numbers..

[05:16pm] THERE!

[05:16pm] yes. Yes! That's how I got the number.

[05:16pm] fucking brilliant isn't it?

[05:17pm] that's…. atrocious!

[05:17pm] why would a very confidential list of contact numbers be available for someone to just have a peek at it?

[05:17pm] well my witch, I did say I am quite HIGH up there.

[05:17pm] so you used your connections to get into confidential files?

[05:17pm] do you work in the ministry?

[05:17pm] you do know that I can sue you or file this case in wizengamot right?

[05:18pm] hold right there. Why be such a pain in the arse?

[05:18pm] all I want is a friend to talk to.

[05:18pm] I promise I won't do anything bad! Im not a bad person!

[05:18pm] I'm….

[05:18pm] I'm very lonely..

[05:18pm] right.. so very lonely, I decided to take a shot in just this ONE number. I SWEAR to the pothead I only saved ONE number. So please?

[05:20pm] please?

[05:20pm] you're not really convincing, given that you have some kind of animosity with Harry.

(Draco – Blaise)

Blaise decided to call Draco, as he hasn't heard from the guy in almost half an hour since he last heard from him. With no such luck, Draco keeps declining the phone call

[05:15pm] Draco! Mate!

[05:15pm] have you been busted?

[05:15pm] come on, you have to keep me updated here!

[05:15pm] if you don't keep me in the loop in 5 more minutes I AM CALLING YOU!

[05:20pm]Blaise calling Draco..

Declined.

Calls Draco again.

Declined.

Keeps Calling Draco

Draco sees Blaise calling. Declines it…. Then Blaise's name showed up again, declined it and typed in his message for Hermione, but Blaise's name keeps showing up, so he decided to finally send the guy a message.

(Draco - Hermione)

[05:21pm] FUCKING HELL! STOP SHOWING UP ON MY SCREEN!

[05:21pm] excuse you! You're the one who keeps messaging me!

[05:21pm] oh merlins beard! No no no no no.

[05:21pm] im so sorry! Im so sorry!

[05:21pm] that wasn't supposed to be for you!

[05:21pm] no no no no

[05:21pm] it's for my friend! He keeps calling me while I was trying to explain to you!

[05:21pm] GREAT!

[05:21pm] looks like you finally have a friend who actually wants to talk to you.

[05:21pm] I'm off.

[05:21pm] no no no no

[05:21pm] please! Don't leave!

[05:25pm] hello?

[05:28pm] im sorry..

[05:28pm] forgive me?

[05:30pm] please?

(Draco – Blaise)

[05:30pm] I fucking hate you.

[05:30pm] I swear on merlins balls I am going to have your balls fried off.

[05:32pm] okkaaaay…. I'm not sure what happened…. Because YOU NEVER TEXTED ME BACK. But why am I being cursed to the balls?

[05:32pm] this is it… I only have one chance.. I bloody blew it up…

[05:32pm] no.. no… YOU BLEW IT UP!

[05:32pm] am I missing something? Mind telling me what does this have to do with me?

[05:32pm] i…. blew up on her…

[05:32pm] that's it… my one and only chance…gone…

[05:33pm] poof! Gone.. just like that..

[05:33pm] what do you mean you blew up on her?

[05:33pm] mate, stop talking in code. I haven't a clue what you're on about.

[05:33pm] want me to call you?

[05:35pm] SOD OFF!

(Draco – Hermione)

[10:37pm] hi?

[10:37pm] look… I'm really sorry for earlier. I hope you'd give me a chance to redeem myself…

[10:37pm] you can give me veritaserum, and it'll tell you that I'm really a good person..

[10:40pm] okay, not exactly a good person. But not a bad one either..

[10:42pm] are you asleep?

[10:45pm] alright… I'm sorry again..

[10:37pm] goodnight..

[10:37pm] I hope you have a good sleep…
from your new very trustable friend.