PROLOGUE: DERAILED FROM HIS FATE THANKS TO AN ECCENTRIC OLDMAN!

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[Ddraig]

{Telepathy}

Flashback

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In the vast sea of multi-verse, one bored vampire is looking for a new universe where he could mess things up and spice things up.

(*Bzzzzt*)

"Nope!"

In endless void, the said vampire is sitting comfy in a floating sofa while browsing on a floating giant tv while eating some popcorn.

"Hmm fate route, there's not much change here."

(*Bzzzzt*)

"Heavens feel? Nah! Still depressed on that emotional rollercoaster! And there's a few UBW route with new cast but ultimately same ending!"

(*Bzzzzt*)

"Oppai Dragon with class card! My counter-part already done that!"

(*Bzzzzt*)

"Our favorite agent orange of awesomeness with sword origin? Hmm how many times I'd done that before?"

(*Bzzzzt*)

"Maybe I should throw some emiya shirou in bleachverse and for the fireworks?"

(*Bzzzzt*)

"Hmmm what is this?"

In a monitor, a certain teenage boy laying on ground with his blood.

"Ah oppai Dragon! Looks like he's in the way on a road for being an awesome devil with breast fetish."

(*Bzzzzt*)

"And this one is a universe of where that homonculus never develop his own individualilty thus leaving an empty husk with good amount of magic circuit. Ah pity I guess there's no siegxjeanne here!"

The old troll feel something even more different than this world so he opened his connections to reality with the second magic and try to feel the flow of events here where there's no homonculus protagonist and Jeanne being taken out so early in the war(not that he haven't see this one before) and ultimately killing all masters in the war and all citizen of trifas Transylvania.

Yup typical saint of the east winning the war despite being rare occurrence.

"Hmmm... What's this? Looks like this homonculus was created so early in the game! 2 weeks earlier before Jeanne d'arc got summoned by the grail~"

The old troll Glee on the prospect of the potential train wreck that his going to unleash!

Come to think of it he might actually use the previous dxdverse that he sees earlier!

(*Bzzt*)

"There you are red dragon emperor! I can see your still waiting for your crimson ruin princess! We can't have that can we?"

XXX I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED THAT OLDMAN! XXX

Blood.

The very ground has been dyed by the pool of blood where a brunette teenager with spiky but tame hair style is now laying in his own blood with a large gaping hole in his stomach.

This is Hyoudou issei, 17 year old Young Man with a huge libido.

This young man which a dream of having a girlfriend is nothing but a distant dream was suddenly taking aback when a beautiful and cute black haired girl asked him to be her boyfriend!

Could you believe that!?

Miracle do happened after all!

Or so he thought but...

He didn't know that what awaits him after a single date would result on him in the end of the stick...a glowing dildo stick that is.

Of course the moment that rumor's about the oppai–baka end up having a girlfriend, chaos emerge when issei brag about to everyone that he have a very cute girlfriend and literally paraded in his whole school: kouh academy, previously known as an all girl's school until the later date.

Of course issei and his girlfriend, amano Yuuma went on a date where the pervert tried his hardest not to leered at his girlfriend when they went out til later when things got ugly.

When amano Yuuma grew older, change from decent clothes to a glorified BDSM attire and grew a black feathered wings after wishing issei to die and shoving Said glowing dildo right through his stomach that leaves on a large gaping hole that normal human would died.

Of course only through his sheer will alone that he isn't died yet.

Hyoudou issei on this day realized that he regretted alot of things and things that he haven't done yet! Like being a virgin!

{Don't screw with me!}

A little while ago issei thought that dying in the arms of beautiful red-haired lady would be ok but those things flew away when he realized that he's going to die a virgin thus instead of lamenting about his final moment, he trying his best on not dying.

"If*cough* on-only...*cough*there's something I can do...*cough* to be saved here*cough* I'll do anything e-even if...it changes me forever!"

"Well said lad!"

And right on schedule for ruining things, kischur zelretch schweinorg our favorite troll has appeared before Hyoudou issei.

"Tell me lad if by no means having second chance at life, are you going to take it despite being turn into someone else?"

"...What?"

"I'll be frank here with you, I'm only saving you because I needed something from you in return."

Issei, couldn't help but stare to the weird foreign old man in weird cloth that looks like he came out straight from Sherlock Holmes story.

"The only thing that I can do for you is that fusing your dying body to a souless artificial body."

As the old troll stated, a rainbow swirl appears besides him and spew fort a large glass tank container with strange liquid inside it but if you look closely you'll see a naked boy from age 12-14 inside it with from the looks of it, a life support attached to the said body.

There's a lot of wrong here, like the weird oldman, the appearance of said container and the things that what he spoke about but compared to the earlier incident when you're girlfriend grew black wings and stab you with a glowing dildo then this is a bit tame.

"Hurry up and decide boy, you don't look like you'll last long."

And from what he stated, issei could feel that his consciousness is beginning to slip, so despite all of this silliness situation all he could do is believe in this old man and ask the old troll for help.

"D-do any*cough*thing you must do... please I *cough* don't want to die a*cough* virgin...!"

The only thing issei last saw was the delighted look of kischur zelretch schweinorg before passing out.

If he's going to look back into this, he rather sale his soul to the devil than taking zelretch's offer.

"Welp, let's get to work! Let's see I already planted the saber class card into the homunculus, prepare the summoning ritual for Ruler...ohh looks like his soul got potential to have 'THAT' power let's give him that and viola."

In the time that Rias gremory got to the park, all she saw was a pool of blood.