And I'm back. Here's the next chapter of DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged. I hope you all like it. Unlike with my usual routine, I'm not going to respond to the comments due to a lot of time since I updated and literally everyone has been asking me to update.

The Z-Warriors anxiously wait the next episode to appear when they see the disclaimer.

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"I guess these disclaimers are going to appear every episode then," Bulma guessed.

Scene opens up with Krillin, Master Roshi, and Bulma lamenting over the loss of Goku.

Master Roshi: Well, Goku has passed. But his sacrifice has stopped a great evil. Krillin picks up Gohan's hat Thanks to him, our lives can return to peace once more.

"Aw," Goku said. "Thanks, Roshi."

Nappa: speaking through Raditz's scouter Raaditz? Raaaaaditz?

"Oh, god, I forgot how annoying his voice can be," Frieza sighed in annoyance.

Krillin and Bulma look at Raditz's scouter.

Master Roshi: What the hell is that?

Nappa: speaking through Raditz's scouter Guy-who's-as-strong-as-a-Saibaman says "What?"

"Ha!" Vegeta laughed.

"What's a Saibaman," Frieza asked before realization. "Oh, wait. Weren't they those disgusting green creatures we used for target practice? What kind of pathetic gnat would lose to them?"

Yamcha said nothing, though his eyebrow twitched in annoyance.

Nappa: That usually gets to him; I think he's dead, Vegeta.

Vegeta (speaking through Raditz's scouter): Big shocker! Nobody cares! We're ten times stronger than him anyway! We'll go to Earth, find the Dragon Balls, and kill everyone! And we'll be there within a year or so - depending on filler, of course.

"Filler?" they all think curiously.

Nappa (speaking through Raditz's scouter): Anything else we need to go over, Vegeta?

Vegeta (speaking through Raditz's scouter): Nope, that's about it.

"Did you idiots seriously accidentally tell them when you'd get to Earth, allowing them to prepare?" Frieza gives Vegeta a dirty look. "What the hell did I teach you, fool?!"

Vegeta refused to look at Frieza. "It was Nappa's fault!"

Master Roshi: Well, fu—

"Language!" Videl, Chichi, Bulma, and Android 18 snapped.

The opening sequence goes by.

Scene shifts to a wasteland where Piccolo is talking to Gohan.

"Hey, I remember where this was!" Gohan smiled in nostalgia. "This was where Piccolo trained me!"

Piccolo: Alright, you little human... Saiyan... thing. I saw what you did to that Saiyan back there; that kind of power can be useful.

Gohan: Wh-what do you mean?

Piccolo: I'm going to make you my pupil. And then, I'll use YOU for my conquest to take over the world.

Gohan: But-but where's my daddy?

Piccolo: Hate to tell you, kid, but your dad's dead!

Chichi growled, causing Piccolo to shrink.

Piccolo: ...Actually I kind of like saying that. Haha! Your dad's dead!

Chichi's rage rises even higher and Piccolo tries to hide behind the others but they got out of the way instantly, fearing Chichi's wrath.

Gohan starts crying

"That's it!" Chichi roared, tackling Piccolo. As Chichi attacks Piccolo, the others merely ignore the attack, though Gohan tried to get his mother off his teacher.

Piccolo: Ah. Damn it. This is why I hang out in wastelands...

Scene changes to the front of the Check-In Station.

Heavenly Attendent (through bullhorn): Hello! Welcome to the heavenly Check-In Station! Please no cutting in line! If you are caught cutting in line, you will be sent straight to Hell!

Scene shifts to inside Yemma's office. Kami is seen touching Goku's shoulder while talking in a wheezy voice.

"Aw, I miss Kami," Goku said, with many people nodding in agreement, somber looks on their faces. Mister Popo looked the saddest as he saw the image of his late friend.

"So this is Kami?" Dende asked, looking at the image of his predecessor.

Kami: And so, we need Goku here to get to King Kai's for his masterful training, Lord Yemma.

King Yemma: Give me one good reason I should allow this.

Frieza had a sour look on his face. "That's the giant fool that sentenced me to that… that nightmare." He shuddered.

Kami: Because, if you don't, camera cuts the entrance of Yemma's office showing a group of dead souls along with an attendant that line's going increase by six billion!

King Yemma: Six billion?! I'm supposed to be intimidated by six billion?! Please, I can judge six billion souls faster than you take a piss, old man!

"The staff of the afterlife are trained to take in such massive intakes of death," Whis explains. "They have to be to keep up with the paths of destruction Lord Beerus makes when he becomes angry."

Kami: You know, I am the guardian of Earth. Can I please get a little bit more respect here?

King Yemma: Big deal! I'm the closest thing to a God in this show—until you get to the Kais—then, I'll be horribly insignificant. I do have a desk though! It's made of mahogany! Ma-ho-gany.

"What is this fool talking about?" Beerus growled.

"Please don't destroy the help, Lord Beerus," Whis chastised. "The afterlife is busy enough without losing one of its main officials."

Kami: Uhhhh anyway, can we please—

King Yemma: SILENCE!

Both Goku and Kami are surprised and keeps quiet

King Yemma: whispering Mahogany.

"Ugh, what is with this fool and what is mahogany?" Beerus grumbled.

"A type of tree on Earth," Bulma explained.

Kami: Umm... Sir?

King Yemma: Wh-what? Oh-uh sure, whatever. He can go to King Kai's, but he'll have to run on (in an echoing voice) SNAAAAKE WAAAAY!

Sound clip from "Gustav Holst's Mars: the Bringer of War" plays

Goku: Sounds fun!

Goten and Trunks beamed. "It really does!"

King Yemma: Prepare to be surprised.

"It wasn't that bad," Goku said. "Was it?"

"I thought Snake Way was a tad too long," Yamcha said, with Tien and Chaotzu nodding in agreement.

Goku (nodding): Alright, I'm off!

He begins to leave but stops

Goku: Oh wait. By the way, did you see a guy named Raditz come through here?

"He went to hell, too right?" Vegeta asked Goku.

"Yeah," Goku replied. "Maybe we should visit him too…."

"We really don't take advantage of the fact we can go to the afterlife, do we?" Bulma said.

"Yeah, there are a lot of people there that it would be nice to see again," Goku said, thinking about his adoptive grandfather.

"It's better that you do it," Whis said. "Piss off them and your souls don't go to heaven or hell. Instead they can have your souls themselves destroyed."

King Yemma begins flipping pages from a book.

Goku: He has spiky hair and a tail?

King Yemma: Oh yeah, I remember that guy. I put him in my patented Yammalock!

Goku: And it worked?

KING YEMMA: F**K NO! He kicked me in the balls and ran away! Now I don't know where he is!

"Bullshit!" Frieza shouted. "If that weakling could get away, I would have been able!"

Scene cuts away to Raditz with a halo.

Raditz: He didn't keep his eye on the birdie!

Scene cuts back to Goku.

Goku: Huh, okay. Well bye!

He leaves Yemma's office.

King Yemma: See ya next time you die!

"How many times have we seen him?" Bulma asked. "After that fight with Buu, everyone's done it at least… once?"

"I think I've died…" Goku begins counting with his fingers, "at least three times."

"I don't want to think about it," Vegeta said.

"Me neither!" Krillin agreed.

Kami glares at King Yemma

King Yemma (in a soft voice): ...Mahogany.

"If he says that one more time, I'm killing him," Beerus growled annoyed.

"Oh, just have some chips," Bulma said, passing a bowl of potato chips to him. Beerus grumpily took it before smiling as he tasted the salty, crunchy snack.

Scene change to Kame House.

Master Roshi: So Krillin, how did Chi-Chi take the news?

"Hey, look, Mom!" Goten beamed. "I think you're going to show up soon."

"I have a bad feeling about this," Chichi groaned.

"Me too," Krillin said, shivering.

Krillin: Um...

A flashback to Krillin's conversation with Chi-Chi and the Ox King.

Chi-Chi: Well Krillin. What did you need to talk about?

Krillin: So, Chi-Chi. Hypothetically: what would you do if you were told that your husband was dead; and your son were kidnapped by his worst enemy?

"I still don't understand why I had to tell her," Krillin grumbled.

"She liked you best," Roshi replied.

Chi-Chi: I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife!

The men shivered at the threat. Krillin gets behind his wife, who giggles at his silly behavior. Chichi blushes in embarrassment.

"I'm not that bad," she protested.

Gohan nudged her shoulder to get her attention. He pointed at a very bruised Piccolo who was barely holding on to consciousness.

Krillin: Oh. ...Then it's a good thing I'm not telling you that!

Both Krillin and Chi-Chi laugh

Chi-Chi: Would you like to spend the night?

Krillin: A-against my better judgment.

"You really should have just run while you had the chance," Vegeta snarked.

Scene changes to an outside view of Goku's house at nighttime. Camera cuts to a bedroom with the Ox King is snoring loudly while Krillin tries to sneaks out of the house, but shrieks as he hears a sound of someone sharpening a knife.

Chi-Chi: Kriiillin, where are yoooouuuu?

Goku, Goten, and Gohan silently swore to try not to piss off Chichi as much. They wanted to live after all. Everyone else made similar vows, though to a lesser extent.

Scene changes to a roadway, where Krillin quickly drives his car towards the screen while screaming.

The scene changes back inside Kame House

Krillin: Relatively well.

"What would have happened if Bulma or Roshi told her?" Krillin wondered.

"I wouldn't have done anything to Bulma," Chichi replied. "She's not a trained fighter. Unlike you all, she doesn't have energy blasts, can more super-sonic speeds, or have ridiculous strength. Roshi however…."

Roshi shivers in thought of what Chichi would do to him.

Bulma: So, are you going to gather the other Z-Warriors and go train with Kami?

Both Krillin: The Who-Warriors?

Bulma (with a scouter on her face): The Z-Warriors.

Text on the bottom reads: Where'd that scouter come from?

"It came from Raditz, obviously," Bulma said.

Bulma: You, Goku, Tien, Yamcha, Chiaotzu. That's what we always call you guys!

"I don't think I've ever heard that before," Goku said. "And where did the Z come from?"

"Grand Zeno was the one who wished for this," Beerus scratched his chin. "Maybe Z comes from Zeno."

"It would explain why it's called Dragon Ball Z Abridged," Whis shrugged.

Krillin: That's the stupidest thing I've ever—

Chi-Chi (offscreen): KRILLIN!

"You'd better run, Krillin," Yamcha smirked.

The camera cuts to Chi-Chi angrily driving towards Kame House

Chi-Chi: Where the hell are you?!

Krillin (quickly): Well, I'm off to gather the Z-Warriors! Bye!

Scene changes to another roadway with, where Krillin quickly drives his car away from the screen while screaming.

Scene changes to wastelands, where Piccolo is talking to Gohan.

Piccolo: Listen up, runt! Today we're going to commence your intense training under me!

Gohan: But wait, wouldn't that cause horrible muscle degeneration for somebody my age? Crippling me for years to come?

"For most people, yes that is true," Master Roshi confirmed. "However, through the use of Ki, most of those negative effects are negated."

"It also has to do with his biology," Vegeta said. "Saiyans are a natural warrior race, unlike regular humans."

Piccolo: ...You're a wordy little bastard, aren't you?

Gohan: My mom wants me to become an ortho—

Piccolo: NEEEEERD!

Piccolo crawls behind Goku to hide from Chichi.

"What do you think show-Mom wanted show-Gohan to be," Goten asked Trunks.

Trunks shrugged. "I don't know. Why are you asking me?"

"Hmmm…" Gohan said in thought. "Ortho…. Maybe an orthodontist?"

Chichi shrugged. "Who knows what crazy standards show-me had."

You mean crazier? A majority of the Z-Warriors thought.

Gohan: Wh-what?

Piccolo: Anyway, I've figured to unleash your hidden potential, I'd have to put you in immense physical danger. So I'm gonna through you at that mountain.

"You're going to do what?!" Chichi roared.

Piccolo prepares to use Goku as a human (well actually Saiyan) shield.

Gohan: Actually, that looks more like a pla—

Piccolo throws Gohan

Gohan: TEAAAAAAA—

Piccolo (thinking to himself): Any second now.

Gohan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

Piccolo (thinking to himself): Here it comes.

Gohan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

Piccolo (thinking to himself): And—

Gohan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

A splattering sound is heard with Gohan crying offscreen

Piccolo: Uugh.

With that, Chichi roars and goes on another rampage, Piccolo use Goku as a shield to take her onslaught.

"Maybe we should make her the next God of Destruction," Whis joked. "She certainly has the temper of one."

Piccolo begins walking towards a crying Gohan.

Piccolo (thinking to himself): This is gonna be a loooooooong training session.

Scene change to the entrance to Snake Way.

Heavenly Attendant: Alright, Mr. Muscle Man. Here you are at Snake Way. Now you might want to pack a lunch, 'cause it's going to be a long run. Nah, I'm just joking; you're not going to be eating nothing.

"Not having anything to eat," Beerus said in horror. "That's crueler than hell!"

Whis, Saiyans, and Buu nodded in agreement.

Goku (noticing how long Snake Way is): Wow! That looks like it's going to take me a while.

Heavenly Attendant: Now be careful running—you don't want to fall off and die. That's just a little bit of dead humor. But seriously, do not fall off or you will go to Hell.

"You can go to hell by falling off that?" Bulma blinked. "That's a pretty unfair reason to go to hell."

"Training should always have consequences to those who don't take it seriously, Bulma," Whis said.

Goku: Has anyone ever run the whole thing before?

Heavenly Attendant: Well, there was one man.

Goku: Well, who was he?

Heavenly Attendant: writing something in a book I believe his name was—

Scene change to Kami's lookout.

"So either Kami or Mr. Popo," Tien said. "Judging by the context."

Kami: Mr. Popo!

Mr. Popo: Yes, Kami?

Kami: I just received word that we have a new batch of trainees coming! Make sure you take good care of them!

Mr. Popo starts laughing evilly while the camera begins to zoom in to his face, with music from a horror film playing by the time the camera focuses on his eyes. The camera begins to slowly fade into black.

Everyone shivered at the sound of the evil laugh. Well, actually, Frieza was taking notes to improve his evil laugh. Mr. Popo himself had an unreadable expression on his face. He then had a small smile and began to mimic the laugh.

"Ahh!" Dende shrieked. "Stop that."

"Oh, alright," Mr. Popo said, stopping.

ending sequence

King Yemma: And not just any mahogany

"Is he still talking about his desk?" Beerus complained.

Screen shows a planet named Malchior 7

King Yemma: But mahogany from the planet, Malchior 7!

"Never heard of it," Frieza, Vegeta, and Beerus snapped.

The screen shows a tree, which suddenly breathes fire

"Did that tree breath fire?" Goten asked.

King Yemma: Where the trees are three-hundred feet tall and breathe fire!

"Yes, it did, Goten," Trunks replied. "Yes, it did."

The scene shifts back to Yemma's office

King Yemma: From these trees, this desk was forged 2,000 years ago! Using ancient blood-rituals of the Malchior people!

"Oh, make him stop already!" Beerus shouted.

"Beerus, hush!" Bulma shushed Beerus, preparing a way to silence him.

Screen shows a group of Malchior people all with the heads of Lanipator grunting

The scene shifts back to Yemma's office

King Yemma: Not only does this make my desk nigh indestructible, but it can bend the fabric of the universe itself!

"Please," Beerus rolled his eyes. "Both are lies! Just to prove it, I'll-"

He's interrupted by Bulma, who had grabbed some nachos and stuffed them into the God of Destruction's mouth. Normally, that would be a death sentence but the deliciousness of the nachos quickly calmed any anger he had.

King Yemma: Also, it's a very fine material—very expensive.

Kami: Ooookay?

King Yemma (quickly): Mahogany.

The scene turns to black.

"Well that was a fun episode," Goku smiled. "How'd you like it, Beerus?"

Beerus hears no one due to currently stuffing his face. Whis looks at Bulma expectantly.

"Here," she offered, holding out a plate of pigs in a blanket. Whis happily begins munching, making use of the multiple dipping sauces.

"Next, episode, next episode!" the kids all exclaimed, jumping up and down.

Goku presses button.

And done. I hope you all liked this. A notice. I'm starting my second college semester. It's just a warning but please be ready if I take a long time to write. Anyways, see you all later!