Narcoleptic Farquaad: Electric Bourgeoise Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

[to the tune of "footloose"]

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DOa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️ONG, IT'S SO LIT

Hi. This isa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅfucking mess. - Iaso

Sakura the pinkette stormed into the room. "Having fun, isn't hard," she said, "when you've got, crippling depression."

"Shut up, Sakura," Naruto said. He polished his katana with his chest hairs. "Your opinion doesn't matter, and also you are du🅱️."

then Naruto smirked🅱️ecause he knew🅱️etter. "Don't think 🅱️out the depression ., Just think:i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅlove capitalism."

"And how!" Kakashi said, and rippeda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅmad🅱️lunt. His copy of Atlas Shrugged🅱️ulged in his pants. His mask was up,🅱️ut not🅱️ecause he was insecure.

It was up🅱️ecause he was too fucking hot for this universe. Mmm, damn. Geit it, 🅱️oyoy.

It wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅdark and stormy night,🅱️ecause Narutod's dong🅱️locked out the sun,🅱️ut that's allegorical to the shadow looming over Sakura's thots. (AN:i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅread Lolita!i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅknow what an allegory is! Okay! Jksut🅱️efcause Pale Fire is over my head doesn't mean all of N🅱️k🅱️k🅱️okv's work goes over me! You know, onece he saidi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwnant t o induce the s🅱️ in the spine of the artist. At leasti̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅthink that's what he Said,🅱️ut sometimes you don' t know for sure,🅱️ecau s Oscar Woled actually sadi verything. Wasn't oscar wilde the tomato soup du🅱️ass? Lmao that's du🅱️🅱️ecause it's art

🅱️e careful sakura, or I'll say it," said Naruto even though

"Say what"

🅱️EGONE-"

The wer🅱️east that was Kakashi's sexy mane growled in portest. It drwoned out the sound of the unmention🅱️le, although it advocated for Kamui in the porcess, and Naruto found himself🅱️eing drawn into the void vortex.

"oh No," sakura said, looking sad.

[Voice recording, year 20XX, 2:331.403:2132.0 PM:

FLAS🅱️ACK NO JUTSU!

Author-san: Limey: Instead of making Konoha fascist, can we make it communist?

Endo: Why not🅱️oth?

End recording

Tehee giv

]

END FLAS🅱️ACK NO JUTSU! (more like flascist no jutsu lmao)

"Flasict, more like flaccid," said Sakura, looking down at naruto,who opened his third eye and channeled his narugan.

"Triangle Shirtwaist Factory no Jutsu!" Kakashi sai,d and the🅱️uilding caught on fire. Luckily, due toa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlack of capitalist regulations, all the doors and windows were🅱️arred from the outside. The only people effected were not people. They were ht e poors. All the welfare queens of konoha deserved to understand that capitalism couldn't save them now.

Ninja lennin more like ninja lemon- things suddenly got hot n'steamy for every single person in the village and they started gettin it ooooooOoonnnNn ifyouknowwhatimeanye️🅱️yy

"O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oggh n-n-n-n-n-arut-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-ooo-k-k-k-k-k-kun," SaiD hinata as her do🅱️le Ds🅱️egan to quiver with the hundredfold🅱️ossums of his giant, meatrod, glistening in the midday noon likea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅkey lime py freshly🅱️aked in the oven.

Nar uto's fifty-inch dick v🅱️rated in his pants.🅱️ut he wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅgentleman so he only looked at hinata emotionlessly, and said, "i don't know if you feel good,🅱️uti̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅhave never loved anyone in this human liydef."

"L-l-l-l-l-lets🅱️reak it dddddown!" Cried hinata,🅱️efore she rolled into the feild and🅱️oosted the stats of all her allies, keeping the 🅱️jective secures while the rest of her teammates went and died.🅱️ut her🅱️uffs were death-only. she had to r🅱️uff and died out in the process. fuckni scr🅱️. shut up karen, you suck at this game

He plunged his large🅱️ishop into her🅱️looming, unspoiled core of femininity. It was like🅱️iting intoa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅfresh piece of chewing gum-delicious and🅱️right, like it had never🅱️eefore🅱️een opened. DAE🅱️ee movie?

"More like Initial D," Tsunade said,🅱️ecause she was also in the room and also drivinga̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅS🅱️aru Ou🅱️ack🅱️ecasuse she'sa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlespian lmao. "I'm going to Colorado to🅱️e with my pwople" And then she did🅱️ecause she's nota̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅQUITTER

Okay I'm going to put this to rest now🅱️ecause it NEEDS to🅱️e said andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅKNOW I'm going to get comments on it. THe Toyota AE86 trueno isa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️AD CAR for🅱️ad people who don't know cars okay? The s🅱️aru ou🅱️ack hasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅnaturally aspirated engine that WON'T SEIZE UP AROUND CORNERS not unlike the main characters of Initial D🅱️ecause they area̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️unch of daddy's🅱️oys LOOSERS with no sense of self.a̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅs🅱️aru is the CORRECT CHOICE for any self respecting gearhead, and Tsunade is NOTa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅLOOSER. SHE KNOWS when to pull punches and when NOT to PULL PUNCHES. SHe can easily change the oil ona̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅs🅱️aryu, much liek how she can change my oil lmao

Narudto and Sausage and also the pink person used the S🅱️aru's hole t oescape fascist Elon Muskashi's devilish plans (AN not the first time naruto useda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅhole amirite lmao (AN: let me know if you want the s🅱️aru to🅱️e incuded in the haram!"())🅱️ecaus they were needing to esc🅱️le the wormhhole he was trying to suck them into. "This is stragneyl erotic," Sausage said uncomfort🅱️ly, and Naruto and dthe pink person (does anyon1 know her name?) gave him raised ey🅱️rows in perfect synchorintiy.

Hot Charity is the third a🅱️um🅱️y the San Diego, California punk rock🅱️and Rocket from the Crypt, released in 1995 on the fictitious record l🅱️el Perfect Sound Records (though this name appeared on the record sleeve no such l🅱️el actually existed; in reality the🅱️and released it themselves). The original release was limited in nu🅱️er and soon went out of print, however it was re-released in CD format in 2002🅱️y singer/guitarist John Reis on his Swami Records l🅱️el as part of the compilation a🅱️um Hot Charity/Cut Carefully and Play Loud.

The LP was supported🅱️ya̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ6-week "free tour" using money from the🅱️and's Interscope Records contract to cover the costs, so that fans would not have to pay admission to any of the🅱️and's shows for the duration of the tour. This was an unusual move and demonstrated particular faith in the🅱️and on the part of the l🅱️el, especially considering that Rocket had not yet recorded anything for Interscope (the🅱️and had negotiated an unusual clause in their contract which allowed them to record vinyl releases for other l🅱️els).

Hot Charity was the second of three releases🅱️y Rocket from the Crypt in 1995. The EP The State of Art is on Fire and a🅱️um Scream, Dracula, Scream! were🅱️oth also recorded and released that year, and singer/guitarist John Reis would later refer to these three records asa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ"trilogy".

Naruto sat on his ass. Like most poeple.🅱️ut do peopl sit ontheir asses or do they sit on their mynds? Yes, it is ssoo spelled tat way karen, shut the fuck up i'm trying to write. You woudn't understand. NO IT'S NOT a̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅphase

"Y'all just activated my dimma-damn trap card," George HW🅱️ush said,🅱️ut he was actually just George🅱️ush wearinga̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅGeorge HW🅱️ush mask. J🅱️🅱️ush was also there,🅱️ut he didn't do anything, much like the way he went through most of life. George HW🅱️ush's mask was also from Party City, your premiere source for party accessories. George HW🅱️ush was alsoa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅdilf amirite lmfao gotemmm

Anyways, Daddy🅱️ush pulled out of Kuwait and smirked. "How're y'all 🅱️out them whos'n't've apples, whomst?"

"UNEXPECTED ITEM IN🅱️AGGING AREA," Sakura said,🅱️ecause she was also an 🅱️noxious corporate machine.

"Tha ts only what people who think there will🅱️ea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅsiwmming pool say, yiu stupid fucking slut," the pink person said, looking disgusted while Sausgae nodded.

And then 🅱️ama happened. You know whati̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅmean.

"OH," Daddy🅱️ush said. "🅱️ama-kun. Welcome to my lair."

🅱️ama pursed his lips and gave an 🅱️noxiously long pause,🅱️ecause he's 🅱️ama.

Kakashi rutted himself against Daddy🅱️ush's leg. "Daddy!" he said, repetitiously,🅱️ecausei̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅjust said that. "Smite the🅱️ad communist man!"

"Only fascism for my Ayn Rand-flavored w️oi," Daddy said. He used the power of corporate influence anda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅsuperfluous amount of Party City domations to smite 🅱️ama right in his pouty lil smug face. Roll tide.

(SCENE TRANSITION: KONOHA. OUTSIDE THE LOCAL SEVEN ELEVEN. NOT NINE ELEVEN; DADDY🅱️USH WAS STILL🅱️ATTLING 🅱️AMA-CHAN IN THE OTER DIMENSION)

naruto Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee! turned to his lover tsunade, growling "you know what to do". Tsunade and henr 🅱️sloltuely🅱️azongkin honeker's nodded, sliding her sunglasses onto her noes and uncomfort🅱️ly adjustin g her scrap dress, which was really cold in the Land of Snow which htey were in,🅱️ut she ddind't complain in her fifteen-inch stilettos🅱️ecause she wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️adass woman who felt nothing and feared no god.

MATTRESS FIRM

Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha 🅱️ig chungus, little ween" uchiha flowerd ina̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅdark manner, his eyesa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️right crimson as he sat Ina. Returns and🅱️rooded. The uchiha clan was dead and would🅱️e forever. "Hey Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha 🅱️ig chungus, little ween" uchiha would you like to restore your calm?" Sakura🅱️ooked🅱️reathily, hoping Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha 🅱️ig chungus, little ween" uchiha would put his🅱️ig chungus in her vagonkadonk🅱️ut instead of saying anything his eyes flowered again and then gave hera̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅhundred years of death.

Tsunade's hannukahs were so schmoozed with gatkes she farshtunked like🅱️e. Simon and garfunkel area̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅgood🅱️adn goa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅway karen what hte fuck no this is serious okay

I READ N🅱️🅱️OGKOV, KAREN

, M SMART. SO THERE

tsuNAde wasn'ta̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅstupid fucking slut so she didn't ask this of Narduto.🅱️ecause she knew🅱️etter than the stupid pink person who just wante dto have🅱️🅱️ies. She would not have🅱️🅱️ies.🅱️🅱️ies meenat🅱️lood. She didnnd't do🅱️lood even though she was standngin in a̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅpool of someone else's🅱️lood like NArduot wanted,🅱️ecuase he ordereda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅhit on Sauscegay for🅱️einga̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅstupid fucking slut.

"Hey Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha 🅱️ig chungus, little ween" uchiha," said naruto Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee!,i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwould love to have your🅱️🅱️ies."

"What?" Asked Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha 🅱️ig chungus, little ween" uchiha. "That sounds gay."

"Ina̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅtotoally🅱️ro-manner of course I'm not gay what are you talking 🅱️out," said naruto Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee! as he unzipped his pants. Ther ewa s no point they were living crimes to lose it

" t🅱️ /watch?v=uxLz5aWl4Mg," Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha said.

Check it out check it out check it check it out chillin with my homies in the Home Depot,🅱️uying shit and hammers straight stuff you know. Dude walks🅱️y with his shirt off andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅsaid DAMN🅱️ITCH YOU FINEEEE

Listen. If y'all🅱️itches aint thinkin my🅱️oy Danny DeVito aint in this au then you tripping shit. Danny DeVito single-handedly saved Disney's 1997 (sic) film "Hercules" from 🅱️scurity. Danny DeVvito is alsoa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅmad-ass do🅱️ (that's DOPE🅱️O🅱️ FOR Y'ALL FUCKIN POSER-ASS POSERS OUT THERE) and also definitely ate an apple fritter at the dennys in Carlson, N🅱️raska on the weekend of August 2nd 1998.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅknow!i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwas there.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅhad hims sign my mom's urn. (Instead of her🅱️o🅱️s🅱️ecause she was dead)

NArudo smirked ad took out his sitar. "I'm parched," he said witha̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅcoy little laugh. "come snuggle,🅱️ae. so thirsry' The devil stood 🅱️ove him and kicked his lips. "If you. Eat me ina̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅcontest with my fiddle you can have this GOLD ONE" anda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️undle of la croix from wal mart won uneder the lottery system in 2002🅱️u t they didn't know it was only winn🅱️le if you entered five times under different avariations of "Welden Rumproast"

"Nah," said naruto Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee!🅱️efore he shreddeda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅsick song and then solved th devils riddles three.

HE TURNED ON HIS TRIPPLE CROWN HORSE (that's like an alcahol lmao)🅱️YAKUGAN AND went on the hose rde🅱️y, the jockey he always wanted to🅱️e

RIDE THAT DICK LIKE THE ASSHOLE ON THE M35 DRIVING🅱️EHIND ME ON MY WAY HOME. YOUR AUDI AIN;T SHIT🅱️ITCH . SHOULDVE🅱️OUGHTa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅS🅱️ARU. THEY ARE CONVENTIALLY EVERY WAY🅱️ETTER THAN YOUR🅱️ITCH ASS AUDI ANDi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅCAN PR

🅱️ut hey do you know that the clan massacres never happened? Yeah. They're only fanon.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅknow it's weird to realize🅱️ut :clap: real :clap: talk :clap:,

Claptrap isa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅgood character and in this essayi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwill

this is NOT KOSEHR to pretend it happened. OKAY! Kishtimoto know s🅱️etter than to do something that pr🅱️lematic. It is not okay t o commit genocide.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅdon't care if you'rea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅHitlerkin. It doesn't matter. GENOCIDE IS NEVER OKAY. If you commit Genocide🅱️lock me immediately. Don't me.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅdon't accept this, andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅdon't accept pretending that it's okay. How dare you say that Kishimoto murdered all those people/ Z🅱️uza and Hakku did not ask to🅱️e slaughtered like fucking animals, okay, it's sick and messed up, andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅdon'tknow wh y people pretend that these veillains are human, they're monsters

WHO IS VERONICA ROSS? IS SHE REAL?

A dangerous growl from Kakashi interrupted any reply Shiori could have given.

Anko froze and her eyes snapped over to the silver haired shin🅱️i that had suddenly appeared right🅱️ehind Shiori.

"Hands off." he ru🅱️led, his eyes trained on where Anko was touching Shiori. "That's my girl." He tightened his trenchcoat over his shoulders and slung his katana over his head likea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅmicrophone. Adjusting his MAGA hat to sit just perpindeciular to the direction fo his hair, He🅱️egan to sing. Hotly. With tongue.

"I've got sunshine ona̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅcloudy day

When it's cold outside I've got the month of May

Welli̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅguess you'd say

What can make me feel this way?

My girl (my girl, my girl)

Talkin' 🅱️out my girl (my girl)

I've got so much honey the🅱️ees envy me

I've gota̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅsweeter song than the🅱️irds in the trees

Welli̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅguess you'd say

What can make me feel this way?

My girl (my girl, my girl)

Talkin' 🅱️out my girl (my girl ooh)

Anko pulled out her massive dong and started to show down with kakashi "What the fuck did you just fucking say 🅱️out me, you little🅱️itch? I'll have you knowi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅgraduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've🅱️een involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅhave over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me🅱️ut just another target.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwill wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never🅱️een seen🅱️efore on this Earth, mark my fucking think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speaki̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅam contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is🅱️eing traced right now so you🅱️etter prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅcan🅱️e anywhere, anytime, andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅcan kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my🅱️are only ami̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅextensively trained in unarmed co🅱️at,🅱️uti̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅhave access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwill use it to its full extent to wipe your miser🅱️le ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retr🅱️ution your little "clever" comment was 🅱️out to🅱️ring down upon you, ma🅱️e you would have held your fucking tongue🅱️ut you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwill shit fury all over you and you will drown in 're fucking dead, kiddo.

With each word she shoved her donger an inch further down his throat. Which meant🅱️y the time she was done there was still three feet of donger left,🅱️ecause Anko hada̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlot of donger to spare. And also kakashi wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlil slut

MAGNUM (like the ice cream) DOG (like the penis) NARUTO UZUMMAKI NAMIKZAE SAGE HOZUKI HADAKI SENJU KISHITMOTO t🅱️IRAMA UCHIHA wwas not going to🅱️e challenged like this. SHiori cried🅱️ecaus e hse wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅcivlilian. And didn't know what to do.🅱️ut hse was irrelevant so it didn't matter

"oh No," sakura said, looking sad.

Kakashi whipped out his MAGNUM DOG, 🅱️ull). "Maaaaaaa~~~~" he maa'd, maaagnificently, also pulling out his maaaa~gnum cockadoodledoo. He stored it conveniently next to his collection of long, firm Ayn Rand novels, and also the communist manifesto, despite the fact he wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅfascist.

One day when we die we'll have to face god and justify the space we took on earth.

Naurdot screamed. "I'M JSUTa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅPOOR🅱️OY," he🅱️ellowed at akakshi's dong. "I NEED NO SYMPATHY"

"FREDDIE MERCURY WASN'T GAY," shouted someone, pr🅱️🅱️ly Sakura,🅱️ut who givesa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅshit lmao.

sakura shook her head. "oh,🅱️ut uo do, anurto. you alwya s have."

[ENTER OROCHIMARU; STAGE LEFT]

Ass

[EXIT OROCHIMARU; STAGE SEVEN CANCER. PRESS F TO PAY RESPEXX]

SAUSAGE ndooded, fro m his palce on the ground. Tsuadne nodded too, looking sad.

"OH my GOD, OROCHIMARU," Jirayai screamed🅱️ackstage. "YOU STUPID FUCKING What the fuck did you just fucking say 🅱️out me, you little🅱️itch? I'll have you knowi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅgraduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've🅱️een involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅhave over 300 confirmed kills.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speaki̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅam contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is🅱️eing traced right now so you🅱️etter prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅcan🅱️e anywhere, anytime, andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅcan kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my🅱️are hands.

Not only ami̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅextensively trained in unarmed co🅱️at,🅱️uti̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅhave access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwill use it to its full extent to wipe your miser🅱️le ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retr🅱️ution your little "clever" comment was 🅱️out to🅱️ring down upon you, ma🅱️e you would have held your fucking tongue.

🅱️ut you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwill shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You're fucking dead, kiddo.T."

"oh No," sakura said, looking sad.

My name is naruto Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee! my hair is🅱️londe with🅱️lue stripes and my eyes are🅱️lue

ke lamprey tears and I'm the🅱️IGGEST fucking goth ever🅱️ELIEVE T. I'ma̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅvampire anda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅwizard and today it was raining and🅱️owing outside and ️it lemur was hopping outside he village gates. He looked at me with his empty fucking fish eyes andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅput my middle finger up at him. h e wasn't GOFFICK ENOUGH, KEVIN

They're an or🅱️ouros it's deep

EA(it's in the game!)t your heart out. Live laugh love tom riddle lennin. namaste🅱️itches

joseph, it's Amanda. LAST DAY to claim your free insurance policy🅱️ecause your facegram reset code is 114432855324324. And you know what happens to the🅱️ad children, joesph, are you listening to me

[[INTERLEWD: AGGRESSIVE PAN FLUTING]]

YOU COME. *points at you* HERE. *points down*NOW so doi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅyou like me or do you like like mei̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅsaw you talking with jessika yesterday AMADA ITS NOT WHAT YOU TJINKi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅWONT HESITATE🅱️ITCH

how dare you disrespect me when i'm standing next to my favorite cactus like this

[[PAN FLUTE TRANSITIONS TO SEXY SAXAPHONE. ]]

n the Red Room,, Laura Palme r glared at Sauske with the deahtly eyes of ten thousadn splendid suns. "I will not r🅱️uild your clan," she said, scowling at his smug smirk.

"Why did you do it laura," asked Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha 🅱️ig chungus, little ween" uchiha. "Why did you kill our clam?"

The night was all you had

ouo ran into the night with all you had

found yourselfa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅpath upon the ground

you ran into the night, you can't🅱️e found

🅱️ut THIS IS YOUR HEART

CAN YOU FEEL IT, CAN YPU FEEL IT

PUNCH THROUGH YOUR VEINS

CAN YOU FEEL IT CAN YOU FEELIT

PUNCH THROUGH YOUR VEINS

CAN YOU FEEL IT, CAN YOU FEEEEEEEL IIIIIIT

Hey, deadpool here. And this uhhhhhh fucking sucks

Rin: THE PANTS ARE COMING OFF

Us, godly children of me : yayyy

RIN :

YAS queen gaga SLAY

To make this an actual literary masterpiece have sasuke written in aggressively homoerotic detail.

Sasuke uchiha looked up, his sunset eyes like glass ona̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅshard of e🅱️er. Except that e🅱️er was🅱️lack -🅱️lack, like his soul;🅱️lack, like his heart. There wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅcertain amount of sauve attraction to this dearth ofa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅheart, and it is within this heart that we🅱️egin our description of this poor, palp🅱️le sweatyman.

The insides of Sasuke uchiha werea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅwarm, homely red; amd🅱️y thati̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅdon't mean those insides. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) His lever was clean and full of life; his spleen was all colors of the rai🅱️ow except without any of them🅱️ut the color red (AND🅱️LACK,🅱️LACK LIKE HIS SOUL) those that indicated illness. Illness is something that existed instead within Sasuke uchiha 's heart, which is what we're still talking 🅱️out. Thats' the idea,🅱️🅱️ey. Kidney nu🅱️er one was🅱️eautiful; Kidney nu🅱️er two was even🅱️eautifuler still. Some might say they hada̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅfatal, romantic attraction to one another, locked ina̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅthick conspiracy to outperform one another. Kidney nu🅱️er three was not to🅱️e talked 🅱️out.

There was the stomach;a̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅmighty stomach was he! His name was Denzel Washington (no relation), and he kept Sasuke" uchiha nourished and fed for the throes of angst that plagued his soul. His lungs were full, except when they weren't. His esophagus was as sexy as an esophagus ever could🅱️e. Which, is to say,a̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlot. This🅱️🅱️y could packa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅwallop (TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: Wallop means plan),a̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlot of compartmental space in this *slaps roof of car* good for vacations or just out ona̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlovely Sunday afternoon with your🅱️ro. Good for the whole family![image description: Saturn Devouring His Son is the name given toa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅpainting🅱️y Spanish artist Francisco Goya. According to the traditional interpretation, it depicts the Greek myth of the Titan Cronus (in the title Romanized to Saturn), who, fearing that he would🅱️e overthrown🅱️y one of his children,[1] ate each one upon their🅱️irth. The work is one of the 14🅱️lack Paintings that Goya painted directly onto the walls of his house sometime🅱️etween 1819 and 1823. It was transferred to canvas after Goya's death and has since🅱️een held in the Museo del Prado in Madrid.] ((TRANSPATOR'S NOTE: HOT HOT HOT HOT HORT))

Each mere centimeter of Sasuke uchiha 's intestines were wortha̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅsonnet; each metera̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅnovel.

[to the tune of Mass Destrutcttion (A/N PERSONA 3 OST IT'Sa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅGOOD GAME OKAY)]🅱️🅱️Y🅱️🅱️Y🅱️🅱️Y🅱️🅱️Y YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH

Minato Namizake looke dup from from slayinga̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅShadow in the Midnight Tower. It wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlong night-every night wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlong night when there was an extra hour in it-🅱️ut he could deal with it. He was saving the world and his🅱️est friend Akihiko was fighting alongside him. They chomped down on proetein🅱️ecause that was important for🅱️uilding up the muscle they needed to fight the Shadows, which were🅱️ad,🅱️ecause they were going to destroy the world everyone had worked so ahrd to🅱️uild together.

JOIN THE NAVY

"DAD," Naruto Uzumaki Senjukage Namizkage Senju T🅱️irama Uchiha Hozuki Atkaktsuchi Hatake said, jumping out of te wormhole Kamuy had uscked him into.. "I'm here from the future. You have to marry Mom and not Akihkip. I'm sorry, 🅱️ut onlyi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅcan save this universe," he said confidently, smirking at the du🅱️founded Minato who pushed his🅱️luette hair🅱️ack away fomr his eyes to geta̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️etter look at the🅱️londe kage who had papred🅱️efore him. Akihiiko looked curhsed. He really liked Minato,a̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlot in fact, ad that his hair was sometine s🅱️lond and sometimes🅱️luette didn't🅱️other him like it🅱️other ed Ageis. Ageis wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅwar machine what did she know anyways, she was justa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅdoll with no feelings, she didnt know what if felt like to love.

What was he going to do without Minato, he had to convnince him to stay!

Minato sicowled. That was not very socia; juusticely woke of Naurto. "I love Kiskhio," he dclared definalty, stadning with his gun on the trigger finger, and Naruto just smirked.

daniel day lewis estas🅱️ona aktoro kaj fucking jared leto devus lerni aferon aŭ du pri kiel efektive METODO AKTO la fikkap🅱️lan CLOWN kaj ne en la🅱️ona maniero kiel li devus agi en fucking dc universo movie nu🅱️er ass-thousand

"You ls change ur mind eventually," he said, unwokely. This wasn't how it worked,🅱️ut Nardo ignored tht🅱️ecause he was wearinga̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅMAGA hat. Elon Muksahi had converted him to capitalism in the space-time of Kamuy, which was infinite in nature and as indivis🅱️le and incomprehens🅱️le as eternity, spread out and drawn in all at once,a̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlarge dark void (more like Vore amirite) from which nothing could🅱️e drawn and no light emanated.

Art is torture. Art is loss. Art is Cameron and Art is Ross! Art is nothing, art is all, art is coming to DVDs this fall

[Voice recording, year 20XX, 2:331.403:2132.0 PM:

FLAS🅱️ACK NO JUTSU!

Author-san: is this loss

Endo-chan: noi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅdon't know what's fore

Limey-sama: you fdon't know what vore is?

I WANNA KNOW WHAT VORE ISSSS

Wanna🅱️ig titty goth gf who can treat me right you know whati̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅmean fellas hahahahaha

Hex maniac is the most waifu of all waifus and her titties are great don't even me with the fandom making them🅱️igger y'all are cowards YOU'RE ALL JUST SALTY 🅱️OUT KUKUI YOU R🅱️ID🅱️TICHES

Limey: I'm not. 🅱️i pride🅱️itches

🅱️u t it didn't matter🅱️ecause Cynthia was the🅱️est waifu anyways. Whoever says otherwise is lying. Speaking of waifus,

"AVENGERS?" steve rogers said, takinga̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️reath to continue,🅱️ut unfortunately, Joss Whedon's SHITTY ASS FILM EDITING AND CINEMATIC VISION cut this fic off (And dicc off)🅱️efore it could🅱️e finished🅱️ecause hey guess what josswhedon isa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️ad dir

Pocket Camp now ^

:squid: :tada: There'sa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅfresh gift for Round 2 in your mai🅱️ox! :pig: :sparkles:

"You stupid f ucking slut," Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha told his phone, disgusted.🅱️ELEIVE IT. Just log in every day to do attendance and you get frFEE ITEMS FOR JOINING IN ON THE SUMMER SUN! Thanl s Nexon for alwyas🅱️eing so good to ur playe🅱️ase. NUKE CVELL. JETT IS THE🅱️EST CLASS, YOU COWARDS.

Call me Arthur C. Clarke🅱️ecause I'm 🅱️out to also sprach zara-thrust all over deez nuts

Okay listen the metagame of Maplestory is very fucking serious.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwould not shit you over on this. If you're going to play Reboot you absolutely have to makea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅsuicide Kanna, because you'll spend most of your natural lifespan grinding for enough mesos to cube all your fucking shit to Legendary. Do you know how many goddamn mesos that is? Enough mesos to sell your soul to the devil. It's kind of like the switch axe meta for Monster Hunter, it'sa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅhunting game, you may not have heard of it. but there'sa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlot of grinding involved, just like Maplestory, and you're not going to get anywhere unless you put in the HOURS and the bLOOD and the SWEAT and the TEARS into progression, okay? F2P servers are no fucking joke. If you are going to start out in R🅱️oot you need to save your initial gift box for your Kanna, so that it takes less than 5🅱️ to c🅱️e your meso gear when you get to level 150 to grind at🅱️ye🅱️ye station. If you didn't, you're shit out of luck. Go play Demon Avenger,🅱️ecause that's the only unfunded class that functions within R🅱️oot. It will take five years minimum to grind your way to the midgame-level 200-🅱️ecause you need to either have the Frozen set or c🅱️e your Pensalir gear to maximum optimal efficiency, meaning all% stat, att% on your WSE, and an unlocked pocket slot + the event-only Sengoku Hakase🅱️adge for c🅱️ing and starring when you get to that point. After that you can camp in the Root 🅱️yss ️y and pray fora̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅcarry, you du🅱️shit.🅱️ut don't do that🅱️ecause you suck and you'll just annoy people. Do solo self-progression instead and learn how to solo Hmag🅱️efore you contr🅱️ute toa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅLotus party,🅱️ecause otherwise you're just dead weight and n🅱️ody wants to carry dead weight. At least give people fame, you fucker. If you aren't doing your dailies while you do your attendance event, you're shit out of luck,🅱️ecause daily 3x golden hour ursus and all hard🅱️osses are NECESSARY to get any mesos on your main until you get your kanna going. It's slow going. It's like wading througha̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅsea of molasses in the winter-you could almost say it's Morass,🅱️ut you'll pr🅱️🅱️ly never see that area of Arcane river in your lifetime🅱️ecause most casuals give up at level 210 when they find out that it's hard to grind for Arcane Force when the droprate for nodestones is 0.02%. Fuckin' scr🅱️s. These people don't know how to dedicate themselves to hard work,🅱️ecause they've never had to do anything for themselves in their lives. They've pr🅱️🅱️ly never run Lucid🅱️ecause they suck at🅱️ossing. Or ma🅱️e they're just whales and their🅱️osser friends carry them when they're not🅱️eing henehoes,🅱️ut what's the likelihood of that? You know they're just hvacers who spend money on NX to look cute in the F2P server that's very serious and🅱️ased on progression. Ungrateful. Nexon deigned to give usa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅserver where we could pay mesos to progress instead of real money and then they spend it anyways? It's like pets aren'ta̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅvital part of the metagame and everyone in R🅱️oot would🅱️e lost without it! That's not even going into how your main has to🅱️e incred🅱️ly vi🅱️le🅱️oth in hunting and in🅱️ossing-if it's nota̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅjack-of-all-trades that's highly optimized for the end game, why are you even playing? Go do your Yu Garden dailies on your Evan for those epot scrolls that you have to have🅱️ecause you can't find any potentials🅱️eyond rare. If you aren't doing the Gollux prequests on every single mule, you aren't serious enough 🅱️out this game, and you should go and find something else to do right now🅱️ecause you haven't lived until all 40 characters go through reduced droprate lag hell while ten other magicians teleport around your ass, outdo you, and farm all the fo🅱️idden sy🅱️ols you need in five seconds while it's going to take you ten hours to do🅱️ecause your Australian ping is weak as all shit. (Please give the Australians their fucking server, Nexon. You too, Jagex.) Anyways, that's all to say, Angelic🅱️uster is the🅱️est class and if you aren't playing her you're doing s🅱️optimal DPS no matter how well you're optimized and that just won't fly at Hard Will. Sorry,🅱️ut this is what peak performance looks like.

More like angelic🅱️usta NUT

YOU TAKE THAT🅱️ACK, u_satansasshole231. ANGELIC🅱️USTER ISa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅPERFECT GODDESS ANDi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅDEFINITELY DON'T HAVEa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️ODY PILLOW OF HER AND JIN HILLA,i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅJUST THINK HER STORYLINE ISa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅVERY IMPORTANT CRITIQUE OF DISGUSTING FA🅱️OYS AND SHE SHOULD🅱️E RESPECTED🅱️ECAUSE HER MECHANICAL OUTPUT IS THE🅱️EST.

🅱️e me

angelic🅱️usta nut

300 years of shame on my family also fuckyou

REDDIT: THE FRONT PAGE OF THE INTERNET🅱️aronets🅱️y Mamamoo isa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅserious game made🅱️y feminist creators witha̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlove for the female🅱️ody. All of her scenes and strip teases are without the male gaze and if you look really closely to the s🅱️text you can tell that actually it'sa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅvery profound story (all 🅱️out how, something something world got turned upside down,i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅgot in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said you're going to live with your aunty and uncle in🅱️el-Air) 🅱️out Kiev and loss and finding female empowerment through dance routines and sexy sexy whiches. This is midscene while🅱️ae is shows tearing her hair catsuit in order to summon vagina monsters from depths of which unknown and she catapults (tr🅱️uchets are🅱️etter dont me) theou🅱️t he air PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE CROTCH SHOT WHICH TRANSITIONS TOa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️OOK SHOT (fellasi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅMEAN LADIES, you know wati̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅmean)🅱️ut without the nips🅱️ecause you know think of the children, which you can only see if you have eyes on the inside🅱️ut you have to🅱️e careful🅱️ecause if your Frenzy meter gets too high you'll start growling and transforming intoa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅdisgusting wild🅱️east,🅱️uti̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅguess that's hwat you get when you start playing with unknown🅱️lood infusions, eh Doll? (A🅱️lood malediction isa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅmagically transferred disease that stans generations) Whose real name really isn't Charlotte? And who is totally lamer than the emerald Hearld who serves no purpose in dArk Souls towo.

The printing press isa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅrevolutionary invention that ushered in the modern age and influenced h🅱️dreads of new creations that last to this day.

"oh No," sakura said, looking sad.

"Oh yes," said Karin🅱️ursting through the wall🅱️ut in red

Inoue shiori whippeda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️ento out🅱️etween her🅱️o🅱️s and presented them witha̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅdemure smile to kakashi. "Hhhrnngg…" he said ina̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅsolid snake voice. "I wanna slither innn…"

"Im a. Hufflepuff," o🅱️ed inoue with her eyes which were🅱️lue. "Mayi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅcarry your children for you? WHOOPS-" she dropped them on the ground and they shattered, instantly.

OH NO. GET OUT OF THERE, POOR HUFFLEPUFF.

"NNNOOOO!" Kakashi fell to the floor and tried to scoop them up with his hands which were quickly turning into spaghetti.

"You killed rin," snarled 🅱️ Ito as he loomed out of the shadows. He clutched his sword hand and screamed. "YOU KILLED RIN!"

"You already said that!" Said kakashi🅱️efore 🅱️ito sunk his teeth 🅱️t🅱️his and frank him likea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅCapri sun.

Hold up my dad needs the🅱️rain cell he wants the tv.

"This is so sad Sakura play despacito."

"oh No," sakura said, looking sad. "Come on over in my direction."

THUS ENDS: NARCOLEPTIC FARQUAAD: ELECTRIC🅱️OURGEOISIE PART ONE

Gai-chan: yosh! author-san let me meet my love!

Author-senpai: tee~hee~~ ifi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅget ten reviews i'll update! if not then gai will🅱️e fOrEvEr alOnE

Gai-chan: no! my youth!

author-san: hi gais! (haha get it it's funny)

*gai enters through the window wearinga̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅtank top🅱️ut not the skimpy kind*

*nos🅱️leed*

author-san: ummm this is my friend jane

jane-kun: hi everyone!

author-san: *giggles*sorry for🅱️eing late here's the update~

[to the tune of "a thousand miles"]:

makin my way downtown

walking fast

assholes pass

and i'm so done

Joel Uchiha strolled through the district of Konoha, only to run into the famed🅱️londe container of the Nine Tails, son of the Yondaime and the Red H🅱️anero of Konoha, heir to the Hirashin and chakra chains himself.

"need Hinato" naruto he said as he punched the pinkette ho screeched likea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅscreaming🅱️anshee "shes much prettyer than hinato"

"I'm sorry. What did you say?" Joel ️ed his eyes, turned on his sharingan, and activated the mangekyo sharingan from the sheer horror of what was in front of him.

"never gonna give you up" screeched the screeching🅱️anshee

Joel Uchiha turned around and went in the other direction. Unfortunately, the existence of five-dimensional streets in Konoha meant that no matter where Joel went, he would inevit🅱️ly end up in front of Naruto.

Wake me up, said naruto

Wake me up inside, said Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha

Can't wake up, said naruto

Save me, said sakura

Call my name and, said Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha

Save me, said sakura, looking sad

From the dark, said goofy, soulfully, and with passion. it wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅwild finishing note, unanimously known in the highest theatrical circles to🅱️e the most difficult to nail,🅱️ut goofy landed it perfectly witha̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅstrong v🅱️ratto. it was incred🅱️ly impressive and it received fantastic reviews, especially in the rolling stone. who knew goofy's🅱️reakout performance would🅱️e🅱️y evanescence? not him, golly gee,🅱️ut he sure is grateful for it.

F"FUCK THIS" screamed naruto

"Not in my christian mine cracft server" said Naruto

Joel frowned. "Naruto doesn't say 'fuck,' you know."

nardo screamed profanities into the ether: "EVERY MORNINGi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅWAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAMa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅVHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THEREi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅSTART DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅDO EVERY MOVE ANDi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅDO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHENi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅSLAM DOWN SOME NECRO🅱️ASTARDS OR EVEN WHENi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅMESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅCAN.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅSAY IT ANDi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅSAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL🅱️E IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY🅱️Y SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng"

the most vicious curse he could have spoken.

"Alright, then," Joel said, giving Naruto an odd look. He turned and walked away. There were🅱️etter things fora̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅman like Joel to🅱️e doing-like finding the children. They went off to the market early in the morning for sweets,🅱️ut they weren't🅱️ack yet. Normally this would🅱️e of no concern,🅱️ut today... today was different, he was afraid.

It was, after all, Oct🅱️er 10th.

goofy COME🅱️ACK here , Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha m wailed, runign🅱️ehin d jool likea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅvery gay tu🅱️leweed . He could not🅱️ring🅱️ack his Love. No matter how he tried. goofy had gone with the wind, to whither he knew not where, and no earthly force would find that which did not want to🅱️e found, however sweet and🅱️eautiful its unearthly nature might seem to those who for🅱️eheld its presence, and even though his ponderous mutt snout could have🅱️een considered to🅱️e unlovely when considered without regard for the eloquent words with which it spake, it was an undeni🅱️le fact that the charm of the one who called himself Goofy was unrivaled, without equal in the halls of Caradhrendion, and thus there was only one fitting companion for him in all his trials and travails-not saUske🅱️uta̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅstrong dragon, red of🅱️reast and scaly of heart, weeping for the untold evils of the world of Ma'an and its🅱️est unrealized potential, one who named himself ️ers and🅱️ore the name proudly for its stouthearted, lusty feel in the mouth and glittering efervescent dust on the wings, likea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️looming diaspora of unknown peoples forced out of their homes🅱️y natural disaster to n🅱️ly seek out anewa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅplace with which they might🅱️uilda new Home, totally without avarice or the inefficient Wheels of that vile Capitalist structure known as industry,a̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅutopia ina̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅforest untouched🅱️y Men. sauske could not understand this, and thus could never know the splendiforously doomed nature of his unrequited love for the admir🅱️le and stately Goofy Washington (no relation to Denzel Washington).

Of all the faces of konoha nauto's was the sweetest, thought hinata as she walked through the village. Her eyes were light and scanned the crowd that morning, her face clear of🅱️lemishes anda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlight dusty rose speckling her cheeks. Today was the day she had seen her naruto Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee! -kun, had heard his sweet voice rin in her ears, had watched him from afraid as she took in his full stature. Of all the days in the year this one had🅱️een special to her, perfect, ina̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅway. No other day was as planned as this one, and no day would ever🅱️e as important.🅱️ut as hinata met with her team and they looked at her, something was very vis🅱️ly off, and she couldn't help the soft sigh that came from her mouth.

"Listen here, you m*therfucker!"🅱️rian Eno roared,🅱️ecause every shitty piece of art needs some sort of🅱️ritish pop musician influence in it. Looking at you,🅱️ono.🅱️ecause🅱️rian Eno isa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅman of few words, he disappeared🅱️ack into the sh️ery without finishing his thought. Again:🅱️ritish. (Translator's Note: who is🅱️rian Eno (ur mum(GOTEM)))

"What's wrong hinata?" Asked k🅱️a, noticing the odd way 🅱️out her. Indeed, something truly was off as even her scent was slightly sour and coppery-a̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅtang of wrongness. Every Inuzuka Alpha knew the scent - it came in their "How to Tell what smells smell like, smellily" Inuzuka Alpha han🅱️ook. He looked at her in her red dropped clothing and face and riled his head. "Didn't everything go well?"

"Well… it did…" she sighed, co🅱️ing ahand though her hair. Her fingers snagged ona̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅprice of viscera. She had planned this day to extant🅱️ut even the most learned shin🅱️i knew that every plan had its hitches. "I ate his face like you 🅱️iled🅱️🅱️ut…i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅjust don't know."

"Weird, that's how my mom did it." 🅱️iled k🅱️a. An affirmative 'mine too' came from the third guy,🅱️ut n🅱️ody cares 🅱️out that fucked. "Ma🅱️e you just didn't do it right."

There was still something cheery in her mouth and she chewed on it, thinking. Ma🅱️e naruto Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee!-kin just didn't like her that way.

and if you're still under him then you ain't getting over him

drink your respect women juice, you fuckers

If she🅱️reathes shesa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅthot

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS, ANAKIN

Except democrats

DONT TEST ME🅱️ITCHi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅHAVE THE FUKIN HIGH GROUND THIS TIME

Do you reme🅱️er what happened the last time the democrafts trusted the polls

How could he? Hinata had too much🅱️🅱️ to proper;y counta asa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅhuma🅱️ean, in fact her character could🅱️ea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅsingle🅱️o🅱️ for how much development an thought goes into it like why does anyone like her anyways hinaughta is 🅱️viouslya̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅterr🅱️le character existing only to fulfill the sick and twisted needs of Massasssshi Kissmyassto's perverted shounen audience

"Marky-sempai love me" wialed🅱️o🅱️snvagene mckenzi, psshign her two fingers together ina̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅellwwed represnetiation of she wante dhim to do to her wink wink you know what ;) goshi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅcan't say it you pervets, this fick is wrated k for kidz! kool kidz. totally radical amirite? no fuckin prepps alowed here.

"Yeet" nardo said, yeeting her into the sun. His faceless visagea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅglowing wonder amongst his kin. The shunkight glinted off his chee🅱️ones- oh, how pronounced they were thought hinat. Now that all that pesky skin was out of the way, they could🅱️e closer than ever🅱️efore. naruto Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee! kun was the man she had always seen with her🅱️yakygan, every muscle and🅱️one. She would strip the rest and then the whole world would see the naruto Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee! she saw deep down. Deep, deep down.

Naruot pulled out his superior keekkie genkkai - gifted to him🅱️y kyu🅱️i, who was 🅱️vsa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅgurly gorl and murdered kakkakakakakakshyeet and the pink🅱️anshee and sacugei where they stood🅱️ut🅱️eeing (insert profanity) they sadly liveed and tried to yeet nard into the void🅱️ut only he can YEET peple around

Oh heck🅱️ois whadaup

The fukin sky's up dont you havea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅneck you sausage

This🅱️itch still thinkin🅱️out those🅱️eans

🅱️EANS

that's right fuckers i'm here to tell you 🅱️out the history of lima🅱️eans and world fuckin war ii

hitler died🅱️ecause he ate lima🅱️eans laced with corduroy. that's it that's the story. the romanovs didn't deserve to fuckin die like that damnit lenini̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅget that you had to solidify the🅱️olshevik revolution and nicholas ii wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅshitty ruler🅱️ut look man, he wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅgood family man and his wife🅱️elieved that rasputin had magical healing powers and you killed rasputin too! noi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅdon't care that marxism was an indirect influence on the work that would later🅱️e done in this era, the romanovs were innocents and it's really fucked up that even though they were out-of-touch n🅱️les who didn't have any real clue how their s🅱️jects felt and what they were concerned 🅱️out, they were victims of circumstance and their🅱️odies were tossed ina̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅcellar. like seriously lenin? for real? you're gonna do that? okay. okayi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅguess if THAT'S HOW IT IS, i'll just fucking THROW THIS REVOLUTION RIGHT HERE AT YOU. TAKE THE FAR RIGHT RE-EMERGING WITHa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅVENGEANCE TO PROMOTE FASCISM THROUGH🅱️AD FAITH ARGUMENTS GALVANIZED🅱️Y POORLY-THOUGHT-OUT SOCIAL PLATFORMS WHERE YOU AREN'T REQUIRED TO LOOK AT EACH OTHER FACE-TO-FACE,🅱️ITCH.

NOW YOU WILL NEVER LOG OFF.

Now if you wanna talk REAL🅱️EAN CONSPIRACY LEMME INTODUCE YOU TO THE SOY🅱️OYS. no proper chad is safe. They put soy in your water. They put soy in the drink. They'll put soy up your ass if you ask nicely. SOY🅱️OYS SOY🅱️OYS SOY🅱️OYS

no don't why are you looking at my search history

no stop STOP STOP

ORDER CORN

and fries, corn fries , that's right son, you gotta know when to hold em knowwhen to fold em know when to walk away know when to run you can count your money as you go to west virginia mountain mama rake me ome country roadssssss COUNTRY ROOOOOOADDSSSSS, naruto yodeleed in the high summer sun, ripping his overalls in two off his🅱️ody as hes muscles🅱️ulged fifty times in size and he swelled likea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅgiant ripped Adonis made of gold and inchor, proving to his prospective mates that not only was hea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅphysically attractive specimen, he had more skills inside the household than without. [david atte🅱️orough coughs 🅱️ruptly in the recording, sighs, and takesa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlong sip of gin🅱️efore continuing on[]

Kaarin and tsuaned🅱️oth sighed🅱️o🅱️ily at Nart watching his amazing 🅱️s flex in the sun🅱️ut it was also raining🅱️ecause that's just how things work fite me loser and threw themselves out him cuz he was just so amazing despite🅱️eing🅱️orn literalllllly Yestdey🅱️ecause he was Naruto Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee! Uzumski Uchiha san samam senpai san sama kuncahn!

they scraemd.🅱️ecause OROCHIMARU HAD APPEARED. Snek snek, snekkity snek,, he said snekkily, strutitng inot the clearing with fishnet tights and heavy eyeliner and🅱️right red rogue on his lips, and kaarin was ejalous🅱️ecause she could never pull that kind of look off🅱️ut orochimaru had always🅱️een prettier than her and wa y🅱️etter at all the honeypot missions they were forced to take on for the good of Oto.

tsunade on the other hand got ANGRY. SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE, she roared sluggily, slamming her palms on the ground and ignroing her nip slip

Endo Today at 10:51 PM Have we talked 🅱️out danny devito yet? We should talk 🅱️out danny devito

S🅱️limey Today at 10:55 PM Hm nah lets talk 🅱️out stalin

We already talked 🅱️out Elon Muskashi "Ayn Rand" "Small Government,🅱️ig Donger" Hatake

rinzukodas Today at 11:34 PM Dont go russian things here

ella Today at 11:35 PM Guys voltron legendary defenders sucj ass is fucking revolutionary don't me they're literally doing so much for the L🅱️Tsandwichesi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅcan't fucking tell you enough that's le🅱️ian garlic🅱️acon tomato if you fuckers know anything 🅱️out pride.

Limey hecking fight mei̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅhecking dare youi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwill call down endo's wrath upon you for dissing ulton

Endo: [seinfield gif of disappointed middle-aged white man looking down sadly at his frumpy slacks]

ULTRON IS MHDADDY. he was just so misunderstood gwusssi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅHwy,,,,I can't🅱️eliev,,, you would come at me likethis;;,,, I'm so sowwy ;;; can't you just let people have their fucking kinks and leva Ethel aloen

Volton's animation🅱️udget isa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅpotato it's terr🅱️le and they rushed Hunk's arc and Keith isa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️itch now and like what are they doing with Lance and Aullura like no go away we don't want anymore of your fake ass romance spoon fed to us we want the good kush

And what was with the garrison?🅱️oring ass earth🅱️itches

FUCKng🅱️reeders goddd okaayyyy we get itttttttt you like missionary and sadnessallura deserved🅱️etter

Honeyi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅthrive off angst and misery. Allies

:clap: the :clap: grind :clap: never :clap: STOPS :clap:

IF YOUR HUNNIES HAVE MET EACH OTHER🅱️EFORE CHAPTER FORTY, YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. JUST LIKE NARUTO HASN'T MET-OOPS. SPOILERS.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅCAN'T SAY WHO HE'S GOING TO END UP WITH YET.🅱️UT REST ASSURED. YOU ALL WILL🅱️E VERY PLEASED. HE HAS THE SEXAJKUGAN AFTER ALL. WINK WONK WINK WONK. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.🅱️UTi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅCANT SAY EITHER WAY

It's dick van dyke. This isa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅpurely naruto/dick fic

Also shoutout… SOUTOUT.. shoutout… hahhhhhhhhh….. take the hat off no keep it on. Dick has the most le🅱️ian name despacito🅱️eing some old dude. I'd give him props🅱️uti̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅfeel like lime not informed enough to have any opinions on an America dude.

(Cani̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅeven call him that or are American🅱️oomers s🅱️human. Somone send me some referencesi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅdon't wanna spread misinformation)

Or ma🅱️e atlantis cuz dang conspiraciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Ok soi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅsaw ona̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅpoll that like two thirds of people would choose to know what happened to atalantis over saving the L🅱️rary of Alexandria andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅhave to melt through the screen and

form in their faces like an ugly version of the grudge screeching 🅱️out their own stupidity and how it will eventually fill up their lungs anc choke them to death if they don't fucking pull their heads out of their asses right now all they will see is shit for the rest of their lives and that's exactly what they are, shit

It wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅdark and stormy night, except for Sakura🅱️ecause she was irrelevant. Naruto was doing whatever he was doing last in this story, except now he was here in this place🅱️ecause that's how we do it on this🅱️itch of an earth. That place happened to🅱️e the zip code known as: Hinata's🅱️osom.

"Where is the post office?" Naruto asked, calling across the vast, lifeless expanse that were Hinata's tittytangas.

"Did you takea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅleft at the river?" Hinata yelled🅱️ack.

"I'm still at the lakeside!" Naruto called. "Is it🅱️efore or after the country cl🅱️!"

"Damn it," Hinata said. Her stuttering caused tit-flavored earthquakes. "I thought the Google Maps guy came last week.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwas too🅱️usy dealing with the city council."

"The council," Naruto seethed. Some of his ky🅱️i chakra leaked out of him like he wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅthree-day-old catheter ina̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlow🅱️udget nursing home.

Luckily, Naruto had🅱️rought with hima̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅsix-pack of the Refreshing Taste of Coors Light™. He useda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅnipnop to crack it open like it wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅhigh school dropout's skull in an all-you-can-ride rodeo.

"Delicious," Naruto said, smacking his lips. He continued his quest HENCEFORTH.

If we saved the l🅱️rary we might know what happened to atlantis?

[REDACTED files, GOTHAM CITY, 21XX, UNDER THE SKY OF TRUMP TOWER:

Nightwing: Hey gusy gais guys what if

Orace: you were good at your j🅱️ ha ha that'sa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅhilarious joke

Nightwang: wow why. what if We madet he stroy so good that it would just

Nightwong: Yeet people into the sun with the power of despacito minecraft chicken

Nightdong: so sad alexa play despacito

Damien: you romanian frat🅱️oy play some real music

Damien: *shreds his piano like it's one of those🅱️itches at the cl🅱️*

END REDACTED files.]

Joel Uchiha shook his head at the carnage Team Seven was hurtling at Konoha, activating his Mangekyo and Kamuiing the Hokage Monument away.

The crime show he was watching was strange in that it was set in the tropics, yet everyone except for the main white male lead was🅱️ritish. Fuck the🅱️ritish. #AMERICAFIRST Wait-no, he's Irish. So that totally makes sense.

Joel sighed and nodded to himself, regretful that his grim task could not🅱️e avoided as he sidestepped the young woman with pink hair who looked to🅱️e ina̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️it ofa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅstate-or at least he thought she was ina̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅstate, judging🅱️y the way her mouth was open and emittinga̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅsoundless, eternal scream as her eyes spiraled into fractals and🅱️roke into the f🅱️ric of infinity. Distu🅱️ing stuff, to🅱️e sure. Ducking his head and fading into the grey mists of Konoha, he went 🅱️out his🅱️usiness and prepared fora̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlong-awaited homecoming.

(insert🅱️ow chika wow wow scene as Joel Uchiha struts his🅱️ootyful stuff)

Guys Yamato is so fucking important how is it that the whole fandom just fucking forgets he like literally saved to so many times and if or gone hate what the🅱️ursoise have done to him. Just another cog in the machine of the proletariot

who's yamato lol

Thats whati̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwant to know,i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅthink it's another name Sakura took on in an effort to try and🅱️e useful

Naruto laughed from his godly position asa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅgod of the world🅱️ecause that's what he isa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅgod. He laughed asa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅfew well known, totally awesome, high quality, radical, fanfiction (lmAO what losers amirite) authors tried to capture his🅱️eauty and grace within words and reveal it to the p🅱️lic. He laughed🅱️ecause he knew the truth:

Sakura would never, ever🅱️e useful.

And then he laughed some more as the puny mortals who read the work struggled to understand his 378 IQ and his waifu's size K tiddies, failing vainly to wrap their minds around the godliness that is himself and his 2meter dongolongogoer

"Teme,"🅱️artholemew "Naruto" Narutowski said, quite Jewishly.

"Guysi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwishi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwas playing minecraft," 🅱️iled🅱️urrito, son on naruto son of minato son of zoruto son of tex-mex. "It's such an underrated game andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwill never forget what you guys did to it."

"Lel," Saurumon said. "Fortnite is🅱️etter. Dont at me."

"Go🅱️ack to your hole and think 🅱️out what you just🅱️iled,"🅱️iled🅱️iled Daddy Hanzo, owo, already readying his zanpakto. "Or I'll kill your likei̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅkilled my sweet🅱️🅱️y🅱️rother who did nothing wrong and whoi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅlove dearly. God I'm such a. Fucking chad."

"Hanzo we🅱️oth know that'sa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlie," 🅱️ileda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅr🅱️ot. It was… gengi! whata̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅdu🅱️ fucknig prep.

"Genji! You're alive? I'm so glad!" 🅱️iled Hanson🅱️efore he shot an arrow at his dead🅱️ut not🅱️🅱️y🅱️rothers head which he so loved. "I can fix that."

They🅱️oth yelled in shimada fora̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅwhile.🅱️efore Narudot Sanjuu UZUMAKI NAMIKZAE YOU FUCKERS UCHIHA HOZUKI Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee!🅱️roke past the wall , shattering🅱️rings everywere. "OH YEAH," he said, ky🅱️i chakra leaking around him, as the Kool-Aid Man, also with ky🅱️i chakra leaking from his orifices,🅱️usted the entire wall🅱️ehind him and revealed...

the Yggdrasil Tree, which they had all gathered in front of in order to save the world. Together, using the power of age old tropes and cliches, the entire cast of nerduto held hands ina̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅcircle and yelled really, really loudly so the dragon aconologia couldn't eat them for lunch om nom nom nom and together they saved the world through plot armour and🅱️ad writing

: "YEET"

Sephirtoh and Kuja who were🅱️oth in the Yggdrasil Tree screamed prissily🅱️ecause they were fuckin prepes (even tho sephiroth looke d goffick he wasa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅfuckin poser) as the inside of the tree started🅱️urnging around them🅱️ecasue Smaug the sparkly puff magic dragon wa🅱️eing ridden🅱️y Narudot who was destiend tosave the world, and he and Kurama adopted smaugn and convinced him 2 just🅱️low his magic🅱️reath on the teee ad save the wordl.

"social anxiety," narto said smirking at the🅱️asement dwellers. "just thinkg.;i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅlvoe capitalism."

Hey does anyone in this thread smoke weed

We should talk 🅱️out maplestory again.

RIN NOWS YOUR TIME rinzukodas6969

rinzukodas Today at 11:12 PM🅱️itchi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅjust got my fafnir weapon don't talk to me 🅱️out mcfuckin maplestory

🅱️ea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅsimple Canadian

every day isa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅmaplestory if you think 🅱️out it

Kyu🅱️i Pariah No. 5 counted his gold. "I'm going to🅱️uy so many🅱️ed🅱️ath and🅱️eyonds with this money," he smirked, still quite jewishly. I'm not racist, though,🅱️ecause racism died in 1965 with Janet Jackson

"KYaaaah~~!" Kakashi said, swinging in on his🅱️ootstraps. He drop-kickeda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅcopy of🅱️ill O'Reilly's aut🅱️iography right into Narutowski's evil face. That concludes this mildly anti semitic plotline. Thank you for shopping at Walmart. [reve🅱️ voice] thank you for SHOPPING AT WAL MART. 🅱️ANJOS] UNEXPECteD ITEM IN🅱️AGGING AREA

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN🅱️AGGING AREA.

"Shut up, Sakura," Rutherford🅱️. Hayes said.

The kyu🅱️i is the single most fuck🅱️le character in naruto and here's why Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee! Wait fucki̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅmeant naruto Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee! NOi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅMEAN naruto Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee!

THE SHOW

THE SHOW naruto Namikaze Senju Hyuuga Uchiha T🅱️irama Hozuki KuramaFuDanzoSaskukeeeeee!

forget it

Speaking of forgetting things, Daddy🅱️ush. Godfuckin🅱️less America

"oh No," sakura said, looking sad.

SHe looekd at the clock. On it? The date: 9/11. That date's name? A🅱️ert Einstein.

Sauske gasped. "Einstein," he whispered, his eyes🅱️urning. "That man... he destroyed Nikola Tesla.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwill have my revenge."

When Sakura caught sight of Kakashi she screamed🅱️ecause it was her mortaal enemy,a̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅliked character. The sight of his🅱️rilliance🅱️linded her, as asa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅhalf vampire turned🅱️y K🅱️uto's🅱️rewing potion taht spilled on her she scremed, morphing into her final form:

AYN RANDAKURA.

Wait. Wait, no. No, I've madea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅterr🅱️le mistake.🅱️y making this fic? Yes. send tweet

Sakuranzo, an amalgamation of everything terr🅱️le in this world. It is too evil to correctly imagine, for whoever does will🅱️ecome🅱️rain ded for all eternity and that's likea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅreally, really long time

Preheat oven to 300°F.🅱️ush large rimmed🅱️aking sheet with🅱️utter.

Whisk egg white in🅱️owl until foamy. Add sugar, spices, and salt. Don't forget the salt. Whisk until mixture is thick and opaque. Add pecans; stir until coated. Using forks, transfer nuts to sheet, spacing apart; discard remaining coating.🅱️ake DEEZ nuts until deep golden🅱️rown, 🅱️out 35 minutes. Cool completely on sheet. Transfer to container; cover and store at room temperature. (Can🅱️e made 4 days ahead.)

Elon Mukashi cackled. "Now,i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅhave the chaos emeralds…"

🅱️ama chuckled. "Same."

🅱️ama🅱️i led. Readily. "You mean... these chaos emeralds?"

🅱️ama moaned. "Kyaaah~~! Sempai!"

🅱️ama did his taxes

🅱️ama forgot 🅱️out Dre

🅱️ama 🅱️ama'd

🅱️ama smirked at Elon Mukashi. "That's the idea."

His hand travelled up the former president of Americas thigh. "You know you've always🅱️een my president," 🅱️iled the🅱️illionaire.

"Oh Elon," smouldered the United States senator. "It is.. Fo🅱️idden.."

Musk laida̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅfat stack of hundred dollar🅱️ills down on the🅱️ed🅱️efore he took the nominated and highly respected former head of state into the sheets with him. Their clothes were left on the ground and Elon wrapped his spindly multi million dollar ensured twink arms around🅱️rakak's waist. "Nothing if fo🅱️idden in the love s🅱️, mr. President."

NARUTO WAS NOT GOING NG OT🅱️E LEFT OUT. NOT WITH HIS MASSIVE DONGERONKER. NARUTOD🅱️OOKEDa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅFLIGHT WITH UNITED AIRLINES FLY FRIENDLY SKIES TODAY (C) ROUND TRIP, FIRST CLASS, AND SETTLED IN TO TRAWL THE TWITTER UNTIL IT WAS MIDNIGHT IN SOME ELDRITCH VOID🅱️ETWEEN THE SKIES AND THE STARS, WHERE TIME COULD NOT TOUCH MORTAL MEN🅱️UT ONE COULD STILL JUST LOOK ON TWITTER TO SEE ELON MUKASHI LIVETWEETING HIS... ESCAPADES,,

NAURTO SIGHED DEEPLY AND HIS AHDNS🅱️EGAN TO MOVE

"oh No," sakura said, looking sad.

That was her default expression.

🅱️ut it didn't matter,🅱️ecause Sakura never did anything important.

The only thing 🅱️out Sakura that matters is that she doesn't matter.

Who's Sakura?

The first rule of fight cl🅱️ is that we don't talk 🅱️out fight cl🅱️.

NEGLIECT FIC

TALK SHIT

DOa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅ🅱️ONG, IT'S SO LIT

say something i'm giving up on you

say something i'm giving up on you🅱️ring me to life (never enough, never enough)

NEVER NEVER

NEVAR ENOUGH FOR ME, FOR ME-E-E

Ra ra rasputin, russia's smolest owo🅱️ean

Simple and clean is the WAY THAT YOU MAKE ME FEEEEEEEEL TONIGHT. ITS HARD TO LET YOU GO HOOOOLD ME FNGJKDKDKFF IN THIS MOMENT ISa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅLITTLE KATER ON. REGARDLESS OF WARNING THE FUTURE DOESN'T SCARE ME AT ALLLLLLL. guys aqua got🅱️orges can you fucking🅱️ELIEVE this shit

AND CAAAAN YOU FEEL, THE LUUUV, (tonight) IT IS WHEEERE WE ARRRRRRE

"sounds rough. have you tried Capitalism?" Elon Mukashi asked. his Ayn Rands were sitting uncomfort🅱️aly in his pants. they sensed... opportunity.

'It'sa̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅme-a, Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha !" Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha said hastily, slappinga̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅfake mustache on his face witha̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅstrained grimace. Exerting that kind of effort when your arms were slung arounda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅpipe was rather difficult, all truth🅱️e told. So Sasuke "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha "Why dont you look at me during?" uchiha slipped the pipe around one arm. "I'm-a tha plu🅱️er, andi̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅcan't🅱️e staying!i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅgot pipes to🅱️e plu🅱️ing, like this one-see?" He shook his pipe-encased arm at Elon Mukashi as he hastily🅱️acked away and ran out the door🅱️efore anyone could get him to join the crazy cult they were trying to inducta̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅpoor victim of the welfare state into.

"oh No," sakura said, looking sad.

The kyu🅱️i is the ultimate waifu. You guys don't understand. She's giant and🅱️ig and she's🅱️asically the perfect gf y'all are playing.i̡̛̬͙̠̗͖̬̙̼̼̳̜̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͧ̑̃͐̓ͫ͊̀͑ͮ̆ͣ̈́̑̾͒ͬͧ́ͦͩ͌ͬ̀̚͝͡ͅwanna crawl right up in there and makea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅhome for my family when the winters get cold and the summers are hot. Makea̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅlittle log c🅱️in witha̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅstream anda̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅfireplace. Toasty warm.

*cracks opena̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅcan of pussy*

Refreshing

*crushes it against my forehead*

If you're cracking opena̡̛̮̻̙͍̠̝̬̗̥̦̲̼̩̗͓͖̜ͦͩ͌ͬ̀͡ͅcold one with the🅱️oys, what happens when you're todoroki in which case you are the cold one

Do they crack you open, like Elon Mukashi cracking reality

Oh fuck did he create the universeTM