Wow! A lot more people liked this than I thought! Well, here's chapter two. Enjoy!

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"I've done a lot of dumb stuff!" Chat remarked to the conversation on top of a street lamp, a smirk on his face.

"I witnessed the dumb stuff," Queen Bee raised a hand.

Rena Rouge crossed her arms. "I recorded the dumb stuff."

Carapace sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck. "I joined you in the dumb stuff."

Ladybug threw her arms up in exasperation. "I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!"

Chat Noir panted, leaning against his baton to stay standing. "It's over. We won."

Behind the cat-themed hero, the Akuma was slowly standing up.

Ladybug's eye twitched. She started to point, mouth opening to say something.

"No. We won. I'm not turning around and looking at it. We won."

"Hey, Marinette," Alya grinned as she sat next to her best friend. "Wanna third wheel on my date with Nino tomorrow?"

The bluenette furrowed her eyebrows, confused. "I guess…"

In front of the girls, the boys were having a similar conversation.

"Adrien! Wanna third wheel on my date with Alya?" Nino asked.

"Sure!" The Literal Sunshine Child grinned.

"Great!" Alya cheered. "I've always wanted to go on a double date."

There was a moment of silence in the classroom.

"...what?" Adrien questioned in shock.

"I can't breath!" Marinette gasped, one of her hands grabbing her chest.

"Don't correct me!" Lila yelled.

"Don't be wrong!" Marinette retorted.

There was a loud yawn from a beloved spotted-hero. "I slept for almost twelve hours, but I might still be tired. So let's go for twelve more just in case."

Chat raised an eyebrow as he gently kicked a small pile of snow. It was that time for ladybugs to hibernate again. "My Lady, that's a coma."

"Sounds festive."

Alya gently rubbed a sobbing Marinette's back. "I know two people who can cheer you up."

There was a sob. "B-Ben and Jerry?"

"Ben and Jerry."

Ladybug gave her partner a worried look. "You're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late."

Chat Noir smirked and gave her two finger guns. "Jokes on you, I'm gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what."

Laying face down on her bedroom floor, Alya groaned. "Life is meaningless."

Marinette looked up from the homework she was working on. "Well, I knew that. Care to elaborate?"

"We're out of Oreos."

"Of course that's why you're having a meltdown."

Carapace hummed. ""Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad."

"That was deep," Rena Rouge gasped.

""Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie," Chat continued, a pensive look on his face.

"That was deeper," Queen Bee whispered.

Ladybug groaned, late patrols always ended like this. ""Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie, ya nasties."

There was a whisper from the dark roofs of Paris. "Bathtubs are just reverse boats."

Ladybug glared up at her snickering partner. "Get away from me."

"Hey there, Akuma. It's me, ya boy."

Ladybug facepalmed.

"You can trust me," Lila gave a charming grin.

Marinette's face was comically deadpan. "I don't even trust the way you said I could trust you."

"So, are you a cuddler?" Adrien looked up at Plagg.

"I AM THE GOD OF MISFORTUNE AND DESTRUCTI- yeah, I'm a cuddler."

"Hey, Alya," Adrien turned around in his seat. "How long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?"

"I think-"

"Seventy-two hours without sleep," Marinette interrupted.

Adrien and Alya exchanged a look before turning to their favorite bluenette.

"...how do you-?" Alya started.

Marinette's dead blue eyes were staring in the empty space behind her best friend. "There's a clown behind you."

"Don't fuck with me!" Chat yelled as he swung his baton around. "I have the power of Ladybug and Anime on my side!"

The Akuma watched in shock as the hero started screaming.

On a slow day at the bakery, things happen.

Especially if your wife/mom has to run an errand.

So Tom and Marinette found themselves some sunglasses and a trombone.

Tom played the trombone while Marinette slammed an oven door, headbanging to the noise.

"Chat! Distraction!" Ladybug ordered as she scanned the area, Lucky Charm in hand.

"You got it, LB! Hey, Akuma!" The cat-themed hero smirked when the Akuma turned to him. "Check this out!"

Chat Noir, hero of Paris, an utter meme. Started to Fortnite dance.

Ladybug looked at the camera like she was on the Office.

"There is an entire list of words that have "meow" in them, my Lady!" Chat grinned. "Meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner."

Ladybug paused and blinked at her partner, than stared off into the night.

"Um...m'lady?" He gently poked her, no response. "Are...you okay?"

"...homeowner…"

The Miraculous Duo landed on the roof of the Le Grand Paris. Panting as they looked for any sign of the Akuma.

"Okay, we-"

"LADYBUG~~~!"

The spotted-hero instinctively flinched and ducked behind a heating system. Just then Chloe burst out of the hotel.

"Is Ladybug out here?" The blonde demanded.

"Um," Chat hesitated as he watched Ladybug panicky look around. "You know what-" She ran and dived off of the roof. "-she just left."

Marinette was completely focused on whatever was on her phone, she didn't even notice Adrien and Nino sit on both sides of her on the bench.

After a while a boy around their age walked over and gave er a charming smile.

Adrien brisled.

"Hey," The boy winked. "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

Marinette didn't even look up. "I don't have a phone."

Nino gave a loud snort and choked on his soda.

Alya sighed from where she sat on her boyfriend's bed. "When you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp-"

Nino interrupted her by holding up an eight of hearts. "Is this your card?"

She gasped, eye wide in awe. "Holy shit."

Nino gave a long, tired yawn. "If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited."

""If."" Marinette repeated with a raised eyebrow.

Adrien gave a huff and threw his arms up. "Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die."

"Chillax!"

Ladybug rolled her eyes at her partner. "That's not a word."

Chat snickered. "Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most."

Adrien and Nino walk into class to Alya busting a gut and Marinette blushing with a proud grin on her face.

"HA-Girl, I didn't think-*snort*-didn't think you had it in you to do that!" Alya fell into another round of laughter and lays on her desk.

"What's so funny, ladies?" Adrien curiously asked with a grin, hoping to be in on the joke.

"Marinette actually pranked someone on the phone!" The teen blogger's laughter died down so she could talk. She nudged her best friend's arm. "Tell them!"

The flushed bluenette waits for the two guys to sit in their seats before starting her story."Your cell phone rings you don't recognize the number, what do you? Do you ignore it, sent it to voicemail, normally I do that, but I was feeling confident that day. So I answer it, you never know, opportunity, potential. Who knows, who knows, what it is. The other day I was walking home from the library, phone rings and it's a phone number from somewhere in France. I'm like I don't know the number I hit talk I go "Hello." Guy on the line goes "Hey Bruce what's going on." I really hope you know that my name is Marinette, not Bruce."

Nino has a hand over his mouth to hide his laughter while Alya is full on laughing again, gasping for breath. Adrien was doing a good job of holding in his amusement while everyone else in the class tuned into the conversation to see what was so funny.

"So clearly I go "Nothing much man, what's going on with you?" and he goes "I'll tell you what's going on, I just got an email about the budget it's supposed to be fifteen thousand now it's ten thousand. I'd like to know what the hell's going on" and I grabbed my backpack like all right, focus, focus, right now. Your name is Bruce there's a budget it's fifteen thousand now it's ten no one's happy about it. Just go with this, go with this. I didn't know much I only knew what he told me so I just said it back and I go. "Ten thousand is supposed to be fifteen thousand!" And he's like "Yeah well I just got an email and now it's ten." And I go "Hey I don't know what to tell you man I'm on the road right now I haven't even seen the email." And he goes "Are you behind this? Did you send it out?" Like giving Bruce some attitude, you know, and I'm like no way I am taking that there's, no way, and I go "Listen, bro, the budget was 15,000 we had a couple extra expenditures, it went up to 16 - I reworked it got it down to 14-7, we had three hundred to play with I called it 15 I sent it out." he goes "Yeah, well, now it's ten!""

Alix and Kim were pounding their desks while laughing. Adrien was full on laughing by now. Marinette had a proud grin on her face that she was making everyone laugh.

"Oh my God, that worked, stay focused, stay focused. I'm not even enjoying it, you know what I mean? I can't even laugh I have to stay in and like I'm literally in it I was just in it. He goes "Did Larry okay this?" Now he's throwing Larry at me. Yeah, so I go "Listen I took it to Larry he said it looked fine but I knew his my ass on the line so I ran it by Jennifer, just in case, she said it looked good. I sent it out." He goes "Yeah, well, now it's ten!" And I was like this guy has no idea what's going on over there he hasn't talked to Larry he hasn't talked to Jennifer, I just made her up, clearly he has not spoken to Bruce."

Marinette let out a snort at the memory and continued. "He goes "Listen, man, what are we gonna do about this?" I go "Bro, I'm on the road right now I haven't even seen the email why don't you call Larry check in with him see what's going on, give me a call back." Literally, like, throwing the fishing line. I'm like please say yes because that phone call return is going to be amazing!"

Nino leaned his head on the girl's desk and held his stomach. "Please tell me he did!"

"She's-*snorts*-She's getting to that!" Alya leaned back and tried to breath.

"And he goes, he goes, "Listen, why don't we wait till you get home, you check the email, you call Larry, you call me back." I go "Nah, nah, bro, Larry knows way more about this than I do give him a call, call me back." He goes "Okay." Hangs up the phone to which I explode with euphoria because there's a small business somewhere in France that's crumbling to the ground over 5,000 euros. No one can find Bruce, no one's talked to Larry, and they don't know who the hell Jennifer is. I get home I'm so excited I find my parents and tell them what happened, I think to myself. You know what? I'm gonna save that guy's number give a call in a couple days, check in, touch base see where we're at. I save the number in my phone under Random Guy, he's a random guy."

To prove this, the bluenette pulls out her phone and shows the contact. 'Random Guy' was still there, since she didn't want to delete it.

"I don't think about it, couple days past, no big deal. I'm laying on the couch watching Project Runway, phone rings on the dining room table I get up, pick up the phone. Look down, Random Guy and I think to myself. Random Guy? I don't know a Random Guy. Who the heck's Random Guy? And I was like OH RANDOM GUY. Now, I'm freaked out, you know what I mean, I'm in my house, they know where I'm at, people's lives have been affected. But this is who I am, you know, what I mean? I started this thing I'm gonna see it through to the end, that's how I saw this. I put in my earbuds, just get a little distance, just get some distance, you know what I mean. I hit talk I go "Hello?" Same guy goes "Hey, Larry, what's going on?" Now he's calling me Larry. He knows what's up, but I'm not gonna cave and I go. "Nothing much, man, what's going on with you?""

Miss Bustier had walked into class by now, the bell having already rang. But just sat at her desk to hear the rest of the story.

It was nice to see her class laughing uncontrollably.

"And he goes "Listen, I got us on conference call with Janelle and Marie." Like I'm backing down from Janelle and Marie. So I go "Hey, ladies, welcome to the call." As if to say welcome to the show! Here we go how long are we gonna drag this out, cuz I'm gonna go all the way. Marie, she takes the lead, she goes "Hey, Larry, what time is it where you are?" And I look at the clock and it's 5:30 and they're on like the other side of France, so I go 8:38. Like sprinkling more lies like I can fool them. I can fool them. She goes "Really? What's the weather like?" And I go "Weather's nice, weather is nice.""

Marinette let a bit of laughter go about what's going to happen next. "She was like "Really? This doesn't sound like Larry." And I go "Oh, yeah? Who's this sound like?" And the guy who called both times he chirps in, he's like "Sounds like Bruce! Sounds like Bruce!" Like he's gonna blow this case wide open and I go "Guys, this isn't Larry and this isn't Bruce." And she goes "Who is this?" And I was like "I'm just some girl who had nothing better to do than to mess with you guys." Marie did not like that. She got angry and started yelling at me like "We're a small business-" And I go "I know." She's like "You think this is a joke?!" And I go "Eh, a little bit." And she's like "Let me ask you something-" and I interrupt her like "No! Let me ask you something!" She goes WHAT?!" and I go "Where we at with the budget?""

Let's just say that no one did any work for a few classes.

Ladybug let out a sigh and leaned against the chimney of a roof. "It's nice to get away from the stress of this one girl that is causing me problems in my citizen life."

Four pair of eyes met in complete understanding before Queen Bee slid a notepad over to the spotted-hero.

"Write her name down so we can make her pay for her sins."

Ladybug was silent for a moment. "...is it bad that I'm actually tempted?"

The last story is "Jay Larson Wrong Number." Freaking hilarious I recommend you watch it on Youtube.

There maybe a little teeny bit of Chameleon salt in this…

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