Howdy. Second chapter of the day. Check out chapter 14 just in case you missed it.
"What's the latest scheme, Dr. D?" Shego asked when she woke up from her nap. She didn't have the energy to get to her bed, and passed out on the couch. Drakken was loud enough to wake her up.
Drakken, who was looking for something to eat, said, "Nothing yet. Why?"
"Think of something, then." Shego stretched her arms out. "If you set up a distraction, I'll be able to stop Jonas from ever bothering you again."
"How do you plan to do that?" he asked.
"I can't go into detail, so you're gonna have to trust me on this one. This Friday, do something. Anything. It doesn't have to be serious, but I'm going to find Jonas when he least expects us."
Drakken pondered over this, then said, "Alright. I'll work something out."
Drakken came up with something simple and almost brilliant in how easy it was to foil (though Shego wouldn't admit this). It was an old fashioned bank robbery in Middleton, which Ron should be able to stop with the help of the police (Drakken didn't know this, of course).
She found herself enjoying spending time with Kim. Kim started telling her about the arbitrary things that happened in her normal life, and Shego was content to listen. Shego began opening up to Kim a bit more about little things. Better memories from the past, ranging from childhood memories to heists she pulled off years ago.
"Is your most impressive accomplishment the fact you've committed crimes in every continent?" Kim asked, amused.
"No, I'm not the first to do that."
"Is it going to be killing me?"
Shego considered this. "It would've been."
"Would've?"
"You've grown on me. It'd be a shame if I killed the only person I can talk to," Shego admitted.
"That's sweet," Kim laughed. "Maybe you need a social life."
"I have one," she replied. "Usually when I go on vacations. Men across the world love me." Kim stuck out her tongue and Shego continued. "Really, I guess bad girl is a kink nearly everyone has."
"Please stop, that's way too much information."
Shego laughed. "Of course perfect Kim Possible is a prude. Hey, if I had to deal with Ron sending you heart eyes all the time, this is only fair."
"Ron and I only dated for a few months," Kim replied, rolling her eyes.
Shego wasn't quite sure why she immediately held onto the fact that Kim was single, but she did. "Please, there is nothing more disgusting to watch than a kid with no chance believing he has one."
Kim was about to protest, then faltered and said, "You aren't wrong, but Ron is a great friend."
Shego shrugged. "I'll take your word for it."
Kim would be graduating soon. Shego could sense the waves of excited anxiety seeping off of her. Shego was happy for her, of course. She almost wanted to tell Kim she'd follow her to whichever college she chose for the sole purpose of causing trouble. The only reason she didn't was because she wasn't positive she was kidding.
This started with her caring. She was hoping it would end by the time she could rest assured that Kim was safe. But she didn't think she'd want to leave once she was.
Drakken was checking and double checking his plans. "If you showed this much dedication with everything else, maybe you would actually win at something," Shego commented. Drakken grumbled in reply.
Kim was starting to teach Ron some simple combat moves and, with Kim's begging, Shego gave Ron details about the heist and the flaws with it. Kim was making sure Wade discussed the matter with the police, framing it as rumors as opposed to a set up.
The only interruption was a run in with DNAmy on Kim's part, which left Drakken in some sort of jealous mood for the rest of the day.
Then they set the plan in motion. Drakken robbed the bank and made sure everyone knew Shego, who was hiding in Kim's room, was with him. Ron was there in minutes. "Is it weird I kinda want to see him mess up?" Shego asked as they watched the development. Kim glared at her and she said, "What? Mama wants a raise."
Kim rolled her eyes and nudged her. She checked outside. There was nobody. They were both on edge. Kim was checking the window every five seconds. Shego patted her on the shoulder, hoping it would sooth her annoying pacing.
Jonas didn't show up.