New story, because inspiration struck.

Rules of Paint

- Do not, under any circumstances, paint Hera's cabin.

- Do not paint anyone else's cabin.

- Paint stays out of the cockpit. Period.

- Don't touch the droid. Just don't.

- Hair paint is strictly for your hair only.

- Don't leave paint jars open when the Ghost is in the air.

- Painting the outside of the Ghost is off limits. You do, you die.

- Do not paint the Phantom either.

- No explosive paint anywhere near a fire source.

Hang this on your wall.

Sincerely, Hera.