Happy Birthday, ShellSueD! I did intend this to remain just a joke-gift, but then I thought who better to spend your birthday with than Hec and Zip, plus a few more RangeMen? All charaters belong to Janet.

~ AN ODE TO THE RANGEMEN ~

RANGER IS FUCKING HOT, TANK IS TOO

HECTOR'S RIGHT BEHIND THEM

FOR AGREEING, ZIP'S NOT MAD AT YOU

BOBBY IS ADORABLE

LESTER'S CUTE AS HELL

CAL DOESN'T CARE, HE HAS A FLAMING SKULL

RAM VALUES HONOR OVER MONEY

VINCE IS A LOYAL FRIEND

WOODY LIKES HIS NICKNAME, HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY

JUNIOR HAS BRAINS PLUS PLENTY OF BRAWN

BONES WILL TAKE NO PRISONERS

AND HAL IS AS SWEET AS A SLEEPY FAWN

SLICK IS A WIZ WHEN IT COMES TO FINESSING LOCKS

GENE'S ALWAYS CALM, COOL, AND HEAVILY CONNECTED

WHILE RAMON ISN'T AFRAID TO SAY THAT HE ROCKS

ZERO IS A HERO THAT'S SOMETHING NO ONE CAN DENY

THE MERRY MEN ARE KIND, BRAVE, AND A LITTLE SCARY

AND THAT AIN'T A FUCKING LIE