So... after writing the finale of my Season 3 story, I gots to do more quotes! Derh. XD
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Caitlin: I'm ambidextrous.
Barry: And I support you, no matter who you choose to love!
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Ralph: Let's get this bread!
Cisco: Let's ghost this toast!
Caitlin: Let's obtain this grain!
Barry: Let's feast on this yeast!
Nora: LET'S YEET THIS WHEAT
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Ralph: I just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was pretty good.
Caitlin: That's him, officer. That's the guy right there. Take the shot before he gets away.
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Barry: Where's the yogurt, babe? I thought you went to the store.
Caitlin: *mumbles*
Barry: What?
Caitlin: It was on the top shelf! And I wasn't wearing my heels so I couldn't reach it!
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Frost: What are you gonna do, annoy him into talking?
Barry: Haha, very funny.
-later-
Barry: *holding a guitar, standing in front of a handcuffed Cicada* Two, three, four!
Barry: *random strumming while screaming*
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Barry: How long does your ideal hug last?
Caitlin: 38 to 45 minutes.
Barry: That's… unrealistic.
Caitlin: You said ideal, not realistic.
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Cisco: I can't believe you and Barry broke the bed last night!
Sherloque: It must've been wild!
Caitlin: Haha… yeah…
(last night)
Caitlin (in her extra fluffy pajamas): Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling!
Barry: Try me.
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Barry: Frost, this is a crime scene.
Frost: *with a tub of ice cream from the victim's kitchen* What is this, the murder weapon? Get off my ass!
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Caitlin: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Cisco: Tackle him.
Ralph: Dump him.
Sherloque: Kick him in the shin.
Barry: Just ask me to lean down!
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Cisco: Kiss, marry, kill. Your options are me, Caitlin, and Sherloque.
Barry: Kiss you, marry Cait, kill Ralph.
Ralph: I wasn't even one of the options what the heck-
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Barry: You've heard of Vans, the shoe company.
Barry: Now get ready for Shoes, the van company.
Caitlin: Barry, as much as I love you, go to sleep. It is 3 AM.
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Barry: There's only one thing worst than death! *pulls away piece of paper to reveal "Caitlin's Death"* Boom.
Cisco, Nora, Sherloque: *collective gasp*
Ralph: Caitlin.
Barry: NO-
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Frost: *hugs Barry from behind* Have I ever told you that I love you so much and you're the best thing that's ever hap-
Barry: *smiles knowingly* Babe I know you just want my nachos.
Frost: …please?
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Frost: Me - the bees knees.
Frost: *turns to Cicada* You - COCKROACH ANKLES.
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Caitlin: We're so in sync we finish each other's…
Barry: *staring off into space*
Caitlin: Ssss….
Barry: *suddenly snaps back* Somebody once told me-
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Barry: Why is your report card on the ceiling?
Nora: You told me to bring my grades up!
Barry:
Barry: You know what I did say that, let me have a look-
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Frost: Is everything okay?
Savitar (while smiling and giving a thumbs up): Nope.
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Barry: I love you.
Caitlin: I love you more.
Barry: No, I love you mo-
Caitlin: *hugs him tenderly, whispers in his ear* Don't start a game you can't win, Barry.
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Barry: (*moves around in bed, hears a soft thump on the floor*)
Barry: *gasps softly* Caitlin, no.
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Caitlin: I will fight the next person who insults my boyfriend!
Barry: Lol I suck
Caitlin: Alright, that's it you beautiful baby! FIGHT ME!
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Caitlin: Did you have a plan?
Barry: I THOUGHT THE ADRENALINE WOULD KICK IN BUT IT DID NOT!
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Nora: Pardon? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue.
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Cisco: I've connected the dots.
Harry: You didn't connect shit.
Cisco: I've connected them.
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Barry: Did you bring your knife?
Frost: Why would I bring my knife to dinner?
Barry: …Its in your dress's jacket, isn't it?
Frost: Maybe.
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-OTF group chat-
Cisco: Online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches.
Caitlin: Tranch.
Barry: Tranch.
Cisco: I'm sending you both behind enemy lines and I don't expect either of you to return.
I'm in a Snowbarry mood can't you tell lol