(I'm in the party hall with everyone waiting for Joey to arrive. Tristan comes in)

Tristan: He'll be here any second!

Me: Get ready, guys!

(We turn our backs to the door just as Joey came in)

Joey: Hey guys, what's going on? You having a party or something?

(At the count of three, we turn around and shout...)

All: Surprise!

(Confetti starts showering around us)

Joey: Aw, you guys!

(Joey's birthday party begins and is immediately in full swing)

(Note: I do not own anything featured in the remaking of this story)

Super Smash Bros.: The Ultimate Battle

Chapter 1: The Beginning of a New War

Today was a bright and shining day in the World of Smash. In a floating stadium, two familiar princesses on their thrones were about to witness the match of a lifetime. On the left throne sat Princess Peach and on the right throne sat Princess Zelda.

"This is exciting, don't you think, Zelda?" Peach asked her fellow princess.

"I agree." Zelda said in agreement. As they waved to the audience, they saw a glimmer in the sky. A trophy was dropped onto the battlefield. It was of the Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario.

As the audience cheered Mario on, they saw three more trophies drop onto the arena and come to life. To Mario's right was the Hylian Hero of the Wild, Link; to Mario's left was the pink puffball from Dream Land, Kirby; and right in front of Mario is the famous and adorable Electric Mouse Pokémon, Pikachu. The four Smashers looked at one another as they started a four-way Battle Royale.

Pikachu started the match immediately by charging towards the red-clad plumber, but Kirby intercepted him with a Final Cutter, giving Link the opportunity to strike at him. Mario dodges his sword slash and delivers a strong uppercut to his chest. The blow left the Hylian vulnerable Pikachu's Thunderbolt, but he recovered in time to block it with his shield as well as counter Kirby's Hammer Swing with his Master Sword.

In the clouds of Skyworld, the guardian angel Pit is watching the match from the Reflecting Pool cheering on the four Smashers.

"All right, that's what I'm talking about! Go get them, you guys!" Pit cheered.

"You seem to be quite the fair sport today." A calming voice beamed. Pit looks away from the Reflecting Pool to see his mentor and goddess of light, Palutena, standing behind him.

"Lady Palutena!" Pit recognized the voice's owner as he kneeled in respect to her.

"No need for that, Pit. I see the match has already started." Palutena said, looking over Pit's shoulder towards the Reflecting Pool. Pit notices and invites her to join him in watching the match. Palutena accepts his generous offer and watches the match with him.

Minutes later in the match, Mario and Link are the last two Smashers standing. Kirby and Pikachu were turned into Trophies when Link sent them flying with his Spin Attack. Mario decides to end this. He gives Link the "come on" hand gesture, which made Link charge at him full speed. Mario stood where he was and pulled back a flaming fist. Once Link got close enough, he dealt a powerful uppercut that knocked Link far away and as a result, he's turned into a Trophy, falling towards the Trophies of Kirby and Pikachu. He approaches the three Trophies and taps the bases, bringing his three fellow Smashers back. They look at Mario and nod at him.

Being the silent hero he is, Link smiles in respect.

"Pika pi." Pikachu chirped.

"Puyo!" Kirby said in agreement.

They congratulated one another for being fair sports. But as they waved to the crowd, the sky suddenly grew dark. The Smashers were the first to notice this. They looked up and noticed a gigantic floating fortress. A trap door opened under it and a flurry of dark purple pixels rained down onto the battlefield. They notice the purple pixel rain and the pixels form into corrupt versions enemies that are familiar to the four Smashers. A group of them started to form. The princesses, shocked to see the enemies forming, jumped off the viewing platform and came to the four Smashers below. Peach glided to them with her parasol while Zelda used Farore's Wind to teleport to them in a flash.

"What are you doing?!" Mario asked.

"We saw those things and decided to help you out." Peach calmly explained. The four looked at each other and after a moment, nodded to the princesses. Then the purple enemies started charging at the six Smashers.

Mario and Pikachu fought a group of Cryogonals, Shy Guys, and Hammer Bros. Pikachu hit three Shy Guys with a Thunder Jolt. Mario Side Smashes a Koffing towards a line of Goombas, which knocked them down like bowling pins. He fires four fireballs at a Hammer Bro. and Jump Punches two Cryogonals.

Link and Peach were holding their own against ReDeads, Giant Goombas, Fly Guys, and Octoroks. Peach deflected four Octorok rocks with her parasol, plucked a white turnip and throws it at a Giant Goomba. A ReDead was about to grab her, but she popped out a Toad as a defense mechanism, and KO'd it with her Peach Bomber. Link shot down the Fly Guys with his Hero's Bow and drove back several Goombas with some bombs. Two Fly Guys are coming after Peach, so he used his Clawshot to grapple a Goomba and send it at the Fly Guys.

A bunch of enemies are surrounding Kirby and Zelda. A Waddle Dee wielding a Bill Blaster aims it and fires two Bullet Bills at Kirby. He sees them and Inhales one of them. He focuses on the other and spits out the first one, making them crash at each other and exploding. Zelda uses a Din's Fire to blast away a Waddle Doo and five Mites. She hears a Bullet Bill heading her way, so she uses Naryu's Love to deflect it back.

After all the enemies have vanished, the six Smashers regroup. They seem to be exhausted but they were victorious in battle.

"I think that's all of them." Mario sighed, wiping his forehead.

"I hope so." Zelda nodded in agreement. Then, they suddenly hear a loud cackle. They turn to the source of the cackle to see an enemy much too familiar to the red plumber: Bowser Jr. in his Junior Clown Car.

"Well, well. Look who's here." Junior said with his smirk.

"What are you doing here, Junior?" Link questioned, pointing his Master Sword at the young Koopa.

"Just thought I'd give you guys a congratulatory present." Junior answered calmly as he drops a large metal orb with a red X on the front right in front of the six Smashers. Everyone except for Peach go into a defensive stance to see what the orb did. Then two R.O.B. robots came from behind the metal orb and insert their arms into two slots on both sides of the orb. As they did, the orb split open, revealing a smaller, dark purple energy orb and a three-minute timer. The Smashers immediately recognized what it was: a Subspace Bomb!

"Is that a…?" Peach asked in total surprise.

"That's right. A Subspace Bomb! This little party will end with a bang! I'll be seeing you." Junior taunted as he took off towards the floating fortress. Mario and Link run toward the bomb in an attempt to defuse the bomb, but a quake caught their attention. A giant cannonball emerges from the impact site and is hurtled towards the plumber and the Hero of the Wild. It hits them both, sending them flying in different directions. Kirby and Pikachu saw this and decide to stop the bomb themselves when they heard a locking noise. They turn to find Peach and Zelda in separate cages, held by Petey Piranha. He roars at the two smaller Smashers and they prepare to fight the massive Piranha Plant.

(As the party progressed, Yugi and I approached Joey)

Yugi: It was near impossible to surprise you.

Joey: You totally got me this time, Yug. I had no idea you had all this planned.

Me: Yeah, you're right about that. Happy birthday, Joey! Hope you like this.

(I give him a set of new cards)

Joey: Aw sweet! Some new cards! They're just what I need to supercharge my deck!

Me: Speaking of your deck, I just got an idea for some duels in my revised story.

Joey: What kind of ideas?

Me: You'll see them soon enough. You readers are welcome to leave a review. Excelsior!