This is dedicated to the WK and WiP Discord servers that convinced me to post this.

He slowly approached his target, utilizing every tip and trick he had to conceal himself as he moved. It took forever, but thanks to his efforts, he ended up right behind his mortal enemy. He slowly withdrew his blade, and began the slow crawl forward, careful not to make a sound.

He was a foot away from his quarry when his body shifted forward unexpectedly. He could hear the small, tiny crunch of his feet on his radar.

But the woman in front of him didn't move.

Perhaps she didn't hear it?

He slowly began to move forward-when the woman swung around with the force of a raging typhoon and drove a rusty spade into his sternum.

As he died, with red covering his vision, and his last breath gurgled out of his mouth, the only thing he could say was-

"GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!"

"Language, Jaune!"

The blonde boy glared at his dying avatar.

"You couldn't let me have one kill? Just one?"

"You ever gonna give me some resources in our Stellaris streams?"

"Your Xenos will starve, be buried, and return to the cosmic dust from whence they'd come before my empire will ever give you such charity!"

The voice on the other end of his speakers giggled.

"Then you're gonna still keep getting a spade to the chest."

Jaune's expression turned dark, but then slightly contemplative.

He sighed exaggeratedly, before looking into the camera on his computer.

"Well? What do you guys think? Should I sell my soul to the devil for the honor of battle? Resources for kills?"

- Imalreadytracer: No. Dirty Xenos will get nothing and like it!

- Anon42: Eh, I mean, it's the only way you're getting a kill

- Anon3: Yeah, you suck. Like really suck.

- Anon8: Suckity suck suck

- Anon13: Take the deal! It's the only way you're getting out of this alive!

- Anon91: You suck, and also, you shouldn't take the deal. Heretics will be purged.

- Anon41: Die for the empire!

- Anon41: Also you suck.

- Anon41: Don't worry, the empire always needs more cannon fodder.

Jaune rolled his eyes at the chat.

"Welp, chat is torn, but since it's up to me, the dirty Xenos will get nothing and like it!"

"Awww…" The voice on the other end said, whining pitifully before perking up. "Chat say anything else?"

Jaune growled in annoyance. "That I suck." He looked angrily at the chat. "Fuck you guys too."

"Hey!" The feminine voice spoke into his ear. "This is a good, Christian channel! Watch your fucking language!"

Jaune snickered. "Don't let Yang hear you say that. You'll get your mouth washed out again."

The girl on the other end audibly pouted at the remark.

"Hey! I'm my own woman! I drink milk!"

Jaune had to visibly keep in his laughter at her response. "Really, Ruby? You sure about that?"

"One hundred and ten percent! I can swear all I want, you hear me?"

Jaune's eyes twitched to the upper corner where Ruby's camera was streaming video of her curled up in her chair. Particularly, he noticed something behind her. Specifically, a blurry figure with a large mane of blonde hair opening the front door and walking in.

He smirked.

"Eh, I don't know Rubes, still sounds like you're afraid of Yang." He said with forced nonchalance.

Ruby, oblivious to his expression due to her focus on the game screen, shot right back.

"I'm not afraid of Yang!"

"I dunno Rubes…"

"I'll show you!" She said loudly as the blonde figure slowly walked up behind her until she was hovering behind the girl unseen.

- Lancasterfan: Oh boy…

- Anon42: Shut up LF!

- Anon93: Does she seriously not notice?

- LordSenpai451: Shut up!

Ruby took in a deep breath before shouting.

"FUCK YANG! I'M A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO FUCKING SWEARS!"

She pounced on Jaune in the game, the silent killer taking him down without a sound.

"HA! I'M THE BEST-eep!" she was cut off by an arm wrapping around her neck and pulling her out of her chair.

"Ack!" Ruby squeaked out melodramatically

The teasing, but still slightly annoyed voice of her sister rumbled right above her head.

"Hey sis, how ya been…" Yang said in a dangerous tone.

Ruby looked back and forth sheepishly. "Heh, uh, nothing...I'm just doing a stream, you know how it is, heh."

"Really?" Yang said with a raised eyebrow. "Well you called my name a second ago, didja need me for something?"

"No…" She said unconvincingly.

"Ruby, don't lie to me…"

Ruby sighed. "Yes, I said your name."

"Well what did you say?" Yang said as her eyes narrowed.

Ruby made a small squeaking noise before murmuring something.

"Speak up Ruby, I can't hear you…" Yang sing songed from her perch above the headlock.

"I...uh…" Ruby said with a bead of sweat visibly go down her face. "IsaidfuckyouYang!" she blurted out.

"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE YOUNG LADY!" She shouted as she began to administer the roughest of noogies to her baby sister.

"Ackkk! Yang, stahp!"

"Bad girls get noogies!"

"I'm still streaming!"

Yang took the time to lean over to read the twitch chat.

- Anon42: HAHAHAHAHAHHA!

- Anon93: This may be my first time watching a stream, but she deserves it.

- Anon87: Lol. Uh, Yang, you might want to pull up your shirt a bit

- Lancasterfan: Hi Yang! Jaune's on the other end dying of laughter.

Yang perked up at that and pulled her shirt up just a hint as her sister kept squirming in the headlock and leaned farther over the desk.

Her free hand reached out and grabbed the headphones to listen.

"HAHAHAHHAHAHHA," Jaune paused take in a shallow breath "Oh my god, her expression was priceless!" he wheezed.

"Hey Jaune" she said into the mike.

He managed to calm his breathing to the point of speaking to another person. "Hey Yang, god, that was great!"

Ruby froze in her sister's grip. "Oh shit, Jaune saw that."

Yang lightly bopped her on the head with the headphones. "Hey! Language, young lady!"

Jaune snorted.

Ruby pouted, before pleading in a pitiful voice. "Please, can you at least shut off the stream?"

Yang rolled her eyes, before speaking up. "Public humiliation ensures compliance! Now shush!"

She directed her attention back at the stream. "So I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull Ruby from this, you good?"

"Yeah, we're good" Jaune said with the last hints of laughter fading away. "We were just about done anyway."

"Cool." Yang said. "Bye Jaune, bye Twitch Chat!"

- Anon42: See yah!

- LordSenpai451: Bye Yang!

- Anon87: Adios!

- Lancasterfan: G'Night!

Yang then dropped the headset and dragged Ruby away, talking about washing out her mouth with soap as she protested vehemently.

Jaune snickered before turning back to the stream.

"Well, that's the last part of the stream for tonight. I hope you all enjoyed, and if you liked this, don't worry, there'll be more to come!"

He pressed a button, and the stream went dark.