A/N: I hope y'all now know me as the guy who writes a story every blue moon. I could go on about how life has been tough, but I was just being lazy. Anyways, I decided that I really only cared about my FemKyuubi and Naruto, which is why I decided to write a story where the sole focus is their interactions with each other. This will be fluffy, wholesome, hopefully amusing, and just a bit lewd. I am not entirely sure how this whole thing will be structured, but I think it will be short and sweet. Like always, Naruto will speak in regular font, and Kyuumiko will speak in bolded font.

Just a warning for you all though. By just a little bit lewd, I mean a lot of lewd. There will be a whole lot of things I will write into this story that may be a bit niche. I won't go into any terribly hardcore stuff though.

Hopefully I actually finish this thing. I wish myself luck, and I hope you all enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or any of these characters. I wrote this for instant gratification and for fun. Please don't copy my cute FemKyuubi though!

Stuck on an Island with a Cute Demon

By Yangster

Chapter #1: The Nine-Tailed Fox is a Girl?

Just where the heck was he?

Naruto could feel the warm, grainy sand beneath him, and he could hear the sounds of the waves coming in gently a few feet to his right and birds chirping off in the distance. When he opened his eyes, he saw that the evening sun was just barely about to set; as it began the process of doing so, it coloured the blue sky his favourite colour—orange. He had all these clues, but it was only when he scooped up some of the sand into his hand did he realize that he was on a beach.

"Mm... A beach..." He trailed off quietly before turning his head to look out towards the water. "Where the heck am I?"

How the heck did he end up here? Where was here in the first place? He stayed still for several moments as he tried to figure out what happened, but he could not remember anything. The last memory he had was walking in some dense forest with his team. So, unless he somehow just teleported onto a random beach, something must have happened. He just had to figure out what. Perhaps this was just some illusion that he was under or just a super vivid dream. He really, really hoped that it was the latter.

Letting out a soft groan at the stiffness in his body, he slowly got up into an upright position. Patting off some of the coarse sand on the back of his head and neck, he glanced around, and tried to get a better idea of his surroundings. He was in what he would call a stereotype of islands one would find themself in after being stranded or something. While he had not read many books in his life, he had read enough to at least know that. There were tall perennial plants that looked like shrubs with elongated and hardened stems to him; below them were a bunch of actual shrubs, acting as some sort of low-level fence barring the wary from entering into what he was sure to be a jungle. Or a forest. Or whatever.

Further back, way deeper towards the center of the island, were a whole bunch of mountains. They were incredibly tall, so much so that from where he sat, he was sure that if there were clouds in the sky, then the tops of those mountains would be obscured by them.

All in all, the island he ended up on was beautiful, but it was also scary. Full of beautiful green, monolithic structures, and dangerous mystery.

"Alright... Island... I am on some freaking island in the middle of nowhere," he began quietly, his volume getting louder with each new word that he spoke, the corners of his lips curving downwards as he continued speaking. "Well ain't this just fantastic! I'm either gonna get eaten by something or spend the rest of my life here all alone!"

"Mm... Shut up... Monkey..."

"Huh?" Naruto let out, blinking once as he turned his head to look down at wherever that other voice came from.

His eyes widened in surprise when he saw the person sleeping next to him. Orange was the first thing he noticed. She had chin-length, soothing, orange hair that looked like the sky just a bit earlier when the sun had just started to set. It was luscious and silky in appearance. Though beautiful, it was not her hair that he was focusing on. His focus was actually on those two, long, vulpine ears that came out from the sides of her head. He had seen a lot of strange things in his short life, like people with horns and tails, but he had yet to see someone with animals ears.

Just who was this girl?

Pursing her lips, he leaned towards her in order to get a better look at her face.

She was really cute. Like really, really cute. Her face was heart shaped, with soft cheeks that trailed down a delicate jawline to a slender chin. She had a cute, dainty nose that curved ever so slightly upwards near its tip, giving her this almost bratty or snooty appearance. Below that were her lips. Soft, plump, and just wet enough that they glistened ever so slightly in the light. His first thought when he saw her was that she was cute, but now that he had a really good look at her, he would definitely call her a beauty rather than a cutie.

He looked further down, but shied away when he realized that she was completely nude. What he did see... He would describe her as curvy. Short and curvy. Tanned, short, and curvy. There was so much of all of that, that he actually blushed.

"Nope... Nope... Naked girl... We all remember the last time I ended up peeping..." he whispered to himself, shuddering slightly as he reminded himself of that one time he ended up crashing into the womans bath at the onsen.

Averting his gaze, he went to remove his jacket. Patting away the sand on the back, he then draped it over her. While his jacket was able to cover up her chest down to her hips, he was still able to get a good look at those slender shoulders, meaty thighs, and wonderful calves of hers. Hopefully she would not get cold now.

Letting out a quiet sigh, he then turned his head to watch the sun set.

"Well, I guess I'll have someone here to talk to at least," he said softly, being intentionally quiet lest he wake up the girl next to him. "When that someone wakes up, anyways..."

Looking back at the girl, he saw that she had snuggled up against his blanket in her sleep. He did not know why, but that brought a smile onto his face. He was pretty sure by now that he was not under the influence of some illusionary technique, which meant that he was going to have to survive on this island until someone came to rescue him. It would have been terrible doing that alone, but with someone else, it would be bearable. While still unsure of how he even got on this island in the first place, he figured that it did not matter anymore. The only goal he had now was survival.

While he wanted to go out and explore while he still could, he knew that it would very irresponsible to just leave this girl alone out on the beach. So against his own want for such things like some firewood, he decided to stay.

After a while of waiting though...

"Eesh, this is really boring," remarked Naruto, narrowing his eyes a bit as he sat there.

He really did not like being alone with his thoughts. Rarely were they ever as optimistic as the outward personality he put out. That did not mean that he was not an optimistic person though. it was just that bad thoughts still managed to get inside of his head whenever he happened to be alone. Right now, those bad thoughts were about all the wonderful things he would miss out on now that he was on some island, such as delicious ramen, sleeping in a bed, and hot showers.

There were also the people he was going to miss. People like Kakashi, Sakura, Choji, and Shikamaru. Teuchi and Ayame too. Also Tsunade and Jiraiya. He really did have a lot of people he would miss. Even though he had only been awake for an hour or two, he found that he missed them so much that he began writing their names in the sand.

It was during like his fifth or sixth time writing Kakashi that the girl beside him began to stir.

Turning his head to look back down at her once again, he took note of the way her ears seemed to flutter and twitch as she woke up. That, combined with the way she scrunched up her face a bit made her look very cute. While he had been able to get a good look at her face when she had been sleeping, he did not get a chance to see what colour eyes she had. Now that she was finally waking up... Well, he would get the chance to see them.

When she finally opened them, he saw that they were a pretty red.

As she gazed up at the sky, he parted his lips after deciding to greet her.

"Well then. Rise and shi—!"

"Oi... Can it, monkey," she interrupted gruffly and groggily, swatting her hand in his direction as she woke up before yawning loudly. "I would have preferred hearing anything else besides your voice first thing after waking up."

He widened his eyes quickly before slowly scooting back. "I'd recognize that condescending tone anywhere..."

"You'd better... I didn't spend all those damned years stuck inside your frail body just to be forgotten in an instant," she said, tossing his jacket to the side as she stood up, revealing herself to him unabashedly. "Tch... To think you placed your filthy, scratchy jacket on top of me while I slept. Disgusting."

For a moment, his mind failed so hard to come up with anything coherent that he decided to just spout out the first thing that came to him. It took him a while though. As he stood there awkwardly, she stared back, though hers was so cold that he was sure it was the reason why he was frozen at the moment.

"Are you just going to keep staring at me or what?"

"I can't believe it..."

"Can't believe what?" She quirked a brow.

"You're a girl!"

Scowling, her cheeks flushed just ever so slightly against her will at his comment. Just where did this boy get off of saying such something like that to her?! Her, the almighty Nine-Tailed Fox! Letting out a low growl, she stood up, and took a step towards him. Baring her fangs, she let out a snarl as he looked at him with enough fury and hate in her eyes, that if she was anymore powerful, her gaze would have set him ablaze, and turned him into ash.

"Did it honestly take your primordial brain that long to figure it out or were you in such disbelief that you had to say it out loud? Are you monkeys that stupid?"

"But... No... I just didn't think that you were a girl!" he stated, his voice getting louder and louder with each word that came out of his mouth.

"And why is that?" she asked menacingly, cutting him off, clenching her fists as she stomped towards him. "Girl or not, it won't matter much to you or I after I've ripped your head off!"

Naruto flinched. "I just wasn't expecting it! I didn't think that the Nine-Tailed Fox could go from... Well, the Nine-Tailed Fox to... Well..."

"Finish your sentence, monkey."

"Well..." He trailed off as he tried to muster a bit more courage. "I just wasn't expecting to see you as a naked girl. Especially a naked girl so... Well..."

She kicked some sand towards him with enough force that it stung quite painfully when the grains hit his chest. "Grr... I told you to finish your damned sentence! Consider yourself lucky that I haven't already gutted you for wasting my time!"

"F-Fine! Beautiful! There, I said it! I didn't expect you to be so beautiful!" he exclaimed, closing his eyes, and turning his head to look away as he awaited his gruesome death.

Except that gruesome death did not come. There was no ripping of heads or gutting of him. At least not quick enough that his curiosity did not force him to open his eyes, and look back at her. Her stance had noticeably changed into one where her legs were bent inward to the point where the inner-side of her knees were touching; her overall demeanor seemed much less pompous and condescending than earlier. Her cheeks were a bit flushed, and her ears were folded downward. To think that the demon whom he had known his entire life to be a giant, village-destroying, fox could manage to pull off such a cute pose.

There were actually a lot of things to think about, but those could wait.

"Huh... You think I'm... Beautiful?" she asked hesitantly, pausing before saying that last word as she looked into his eyes with a doubting expression on her face.

He was quick to nod his head. "Definitely!"

"Hmm... Well, of course I am beautiful. I am the elegant Nine-Tailed Fox after-all," she said softly, quickly regaining her composure as she continued to look at him, her red eyes stern as they tried to see if there was any hint of deception in his words. "Perhaps, since you used what you thought were your last words to compliment me, I'll let you live... For now anyways. If I were to kill you, I'd have nothing to entertain me here on this island. Consider yourself fortunate, monkey."

After she finished speaking, she flashed him a toothsome grin. If he did not know who she was at that moment, he would have felt flattered to receive such an expression from such a beautiful girl instead of wary.

"Well... Better than having my head ripped off..."

"Most mortals would agree with you," she replied with a smirk, sticking her tongue out teasingly before turning to face the ocean. "To think I somehow managed to get myself all the way out here. Perhaps I put too much power into my escape."

Naruto pursed his lips before parting them hesitantly. "And how did you escape?"

She turned her head to look at him, the slight twist of her body causing her toned back to arch just enough that a particular curve on her body was emphasized. While he was unsure of whether or not the Nine-Tailed Fox cared for modesty, he was at least sure that the demon fox, or girl now, in front of him would strongly mind him ogling her. Still, despite the willpower he exuded to keep his eyes on hers, he could not help but glimpse downward for just a split second, which, surprisingly enough, caused her to let out an amused chuckle.

"Wouldn't you like to know." She flashed him a smirk.

"There are a lot of things that I want to know at the moment," he began tentatively, picking his words carefully lest he incur the wrath of the demon that he had just somehow managed to placate by calling her beautiful.

She quirked a brow. "And? Do you expect me to answer your questions, monkey?"

"I wouldn't say I expect you to. I would just like you to," he answered, shrugging his shoulders before slowly moving over towards where his jacket had been thrown.

"Should you not be more concerned with your own survival rather than whatever stupid questions you might have for me? Why don't you just go ahead, and do monkey things like burn some wood for warmth or something?"

"You might say that I have... A burning curiosity," he replied hesitantly before putting on his jacket.

The look he got was not so much an amused one, but rather just a bored one. "Uh huh."

"Well, what can I do in exchange for some questions?" asked Naruto.

She folded her arms in front of her chest before turning to face him. Humming softly as she walked towards him, she stopped when they were just about a feet apart. At this distance, he noticed that she was actually shorter than him. About an inch perhaps. Somehow that fact had completely escaped him. Perhaps it might have been from being too terrified to think when she had threatened to rend him apart earlier. Anyways...

"Headpats. Belly-rubs also. I want both."

He blinked. "What?"

"Do I have to repeat myself in order to get through that thick skull of yours, monkey?" she asked, pouting annoyedly.

"No, no. I heard what you said, but I'm just a bit... Well, I was surprised. I thought you were going to ask me to make me swear some oath to you or pledge my life to you or something," replied Naruto, raising a hand to scratch the back of his head as he gave her an apologetic smile.

"And why would you be surprised, huh? Your life is already mine. Do you think that because I am so great that I cannot enjoy the simple pleasures of life such as headpats and belly-rubs?"

Naruto shook his head. "No. It isn't so much as me thinking as just me being surprised... Honestly..."

"Bah. Foot massages. I have decided to have foot massages added to my list of demands. Massages in general."

"So... For how many questions?" he asked. "You know... For all of that?"

"A thirty minute session of one of those services grants you one answer to a question you have for me," she answered, letting her arms drop back down to her side, causing him to tilt his head ever so slightly upward to avoid getting an inappropriate eyeful of her ample chest. "I get to demand you ask a different question though if I do not feel like answering one presented to me."

He took a second to mull over her words before shrugging his shoulders. "Well, that seems like the best deal I'm going to get."

"It is."

After a moment of silence, he spoke up.

"So... Do you want all that now?"

"I would be more worried about setting up shelter if I were a mortal monkey like you," she replied, glancing upward towards the moon which had risen during their conversation before looking back at up. "You might be able to bear it now, but it'll just get colder and colder until you're stuck shivering against some tree like some pathetic, little mouse."

He let out a soft sigh before looking towards the treeline behind him. "It's a bit too late for that now."

"Perhaps if you had not spent all that time ogling me in your sleep, you could have had something made by now."

"I didn't ogle you!" he exclaimed, looking back at her, and throwing his hands up defensively. "I woke up just an hour or something before you, and I covered you with my jacket!"

She grumbled quietly. "Your stinky, filthy, and scratchy jacket."

"I can't imagine you smell any better," retorted Naruto immediately, flinching a bit as he realized what he just said. "You did snuggle up against it."

Quirking a brow, she gave him an inquisitive look. "Oh?"

He decided to stay quiet.

"So you think I smell bad, huh?" she asked, closing the distance with him a bit more, canting her head a bit to the side so that she can look up into his eyes. "Is that what you said?"

Naruto swallowed quietly before slowly nodding his head. "Yes."

"I could kill you where you stand, but that would be a waste," she said in response after a second delay, furrowing her brow as she looked up at him. "Consider this another mercy, you filthy monkey."

"And here I thought you were going to make me smell you or something."

She let out a derisive snort. "You wish."

"Yeah, no..." Naruto trailed off as a cold gust of wind blew past him, causing him to shiver. "Well... I guess you were right. It is getting colder."

"I am always right," she replied confidently, letting out another snort, this one much more amused than the previous one.

"Right... I guess I'll make like the little mouse I am, and find some tree to huddle against," he said, shrugging his shoulders. "Since you're naked, how come you aren't cold?"

Flashing him yet another smirk, she placed her hands on her hips, and puffed out her chest pridefully. "In this form, I may look like one of your monkey women, but I am vastly superior to them in every single way. The cold does not bother me at all."

"Lucky you."

"Yes. Lucky me. Unlucky for you though. Instead of standing here, why don't you go ahead, and go about procuring some wood to make a fire with?" she asked, leaning forward ever so slightly towards him as she spoke.

He shrugged his shoulders. "Would you mind helping me?"

"What? And subject myself to hacking down trees like some monkey labourer?"

Naruto pursed his lips. Perhaps he could try complimenting her again? Maybe it would work like it did last time when he called her beautiful. She did have quite the prideful streak after-all. Man, if this worked, it meant that he could save himself a lot of trouble down the line. Taking a breath, he then decided to go for it.

"You'd do it a lot better than I would though."

"Well, of course I'd do it better! I am the magnificent Nine-Tailed Fox after-all!" she exclaimed, placing a hand on her chest, and tilting her head up haughtily. "Taking down trees is nothing more than child's play for me! I do that just by walking around in my fox form!"

"Why are you in this form anyways?" he asked.

"None of your business," she answered flatly, narrowing her eyes at him.

Nice try, he said inwardly to himself before saying something back to her. "So, are you going to show off your magnificence or are you just going to continue standing there?"

"Oh? You don't believe me, huh? You don't think that the fearsome Nine-Tailed Fox can take down a tree? Hmph... Just watch me, monkey. Let me show you some of my power so that you know to respect me," she said, furrowing her brow as she stomped over to the closest tree to them.

The tree she chose was like ten times taller than her and had a stump so thick that she could probably fit inside of it if it were hollowed out. Stretching her shoulders out a bit, she then turned her head back to look at him.

"Are you watching?!" she called out to him.

He called back out to her. "I am!"

"You'd better be!" she shouted back before giving the stump of the tree a harsh kick. "Hyah!"

Her leg went through the stump so quickly that it seemed to have teleported from one side of it to the other. It might have been his imagination, but it seemed to him that a sudden gap between the stump and the rest of the tree had just suddenly appeared. Before the tree fell over, the Nine-Tailed Fox picked it up, and carried it back over to him. For a moment, he thought she was going to smack him upside the head with it, but instead, he watched as she somehow crushed it in her tiny, dainty hands, turning it into a bunch of campfire-sized chunks.

The whole thing seemed so surreal, that he had no idea what to make of it.

"Wow."

"Are you not simply amazed, monkey?" she asked, the corners of her lips curved upwards into an actual smile. "Even in this weak form, I have more than enough power to take apart a tree."

"That was pretty amazing," he said, nodding his head as he walked up, and picked up one of the pieces of wood. "I'm so glad you decided to do that to a tree instead of me."

Going about picking up enough wood to make himself a good fire. He set up it all up between them. While he was not the one who made the fire whenever he went out on missions with his team, he had watched it been made enough to be able to do it himself. It was a good thing his team did not make him do it, since he had already pretty much forgotten nearly all the boring survival techniques taught to him in the academy. Before he started the fire though, he noticed that his fellow stranded had not said anything in a while, prompting him to look up at her.

"Hmph..." She pouted.

Naruto quirked a brow. "What?"

Walking towards him, she narrowed her eyes, and placed her hands on her hips.

"For saving you the trouble of having to collect wood by yourself, I think I have earned something in return."

"Do you... Want me to pat your head?" he asked hesitantly.

She smirked at him before dipping her head forward a bit. "Oh good. And here I thought I would have to spell it out for you."

To think he would end up in a crazy situation like this, stranded on an island with a beautiful, naked girl who happened to be the Nine-Tailed Fox. Who happened to want him to pat her on the head and give her belly-rubs. For just a split second he thought he was in some sort of cheesy story or something! That thought quickly faded though as he awkwardly reached out and placed his hand on her head.

"Mmm..." she let out, smiling a bit as he began patting her head. "Headpats are one of the few things your monkey hands are good for."

"I would hope that they are at least good for something," he replied, moving his hand ever so slightly towards one of her ears so that he can begin scratching at the base of it.

Her reaction was immediate. Upon just rubbing her thumb against the base of her ear, she immediately flinched, almost as if the stimulation was too much for her. Despite of crying out or squealing, she instead just bit down on her bottom lip.

"Oooh... The ear technique."

He blinked. "Ear... Technique?"

"Yes..."

"So, you like it like this more?" he asked as he placed a hand on both of her ears and began massaging them.

Her legs actually buckled. "Ah! Yes. Like that... Mm... I am so glad that I didn't kill you."

"I am glad that you didn't kill me too."

"Oh, shut up... Smartass."

This really was strange. She went from cool, killer queen to... Whatever this was.

"Alright, alright. So, how long do you want me to do this?"

"Mm... An hour perhaps?"

"Wait, what? An hour?! I thought we agreed thirty minutes!"

"That was for the questions, monkey. This is for helping you with the tree."

"Ugh. Fair enough."

"Mm... Of course. I am the fair Nine-Tailed Fox after-all."

He rolled his eyes.

"Right."

A/N: I hope you all enjoyed the first chapter of what I hope to be a casual side project! I don't really care much for favourites or follows, but I would like some reviews! Give me all the criticism! Just... Well... Please be nice about it. Anyways, take care!