This chapter came out more cracky than I thought it would.
I promise the next chapter will have more action and shit. I never break my promises, I promise.
Chapter 2
Childhood is Boring.
Six months later.
These six months of my 'new life' have been… uneventful, to say the least.
I had to keep up appearances, as to not look too intelligent.
Ironically, because of that, I had time to think. Too much time to think.
I've realized that humans are interesting beings, and they are worth to get to know.
…
AHAHAHAHAHA! You totally fell for it, didn't you?!
But really, I think rushing and trying to destroy as fast as possible is going to be a waste of time. Where is the fun in that?
I'll get to know all the oceans, seas, rivers, ponds, tiny droplets of waters in this world.
I'll get to know every human, every single cell of them.
And then I will destroy them.
Good plan, right?
…I sometimes forget that no one answers my questions.
Nevertheless, I started exploring the world with a very convenient tool called 'Observe'
Wait, I'll show you.
Observe
[Tsunade's Breasts]
A woman's mammaries which has made a few and destroyed a lot of men's lives.
Size: DD
[Observe] has leveled up!
Level of [Observe] has been increased to 32.
Convenient, right?
Right, you can't speak. And you probably cannot hear me. Well, my thoughts, to be correct. Probably no one is reading this, as well. And I'm talking tomyself. Well, I'd be talking to myself even if anyone was reading this, so…
...
Nevermind.
Wait, what was I going to do? I forgot.
Oh, yeah. My plans.
Becoming a ninja is a priority. That could become a problem, because Tsunade is a little fearful bitch because her autistic brother and her cocksucke-, uh, I mean, vaginalicker died.
and Jiraiya, my perverted not-parent, is an unconvincing sack of shit. It's a wonder he managed to knock up Tsunade In this universe, but hey, more overpowered perks for me. So,
because of that, he won't be able to help me adequately.
So, the only option is me convincing her when I grow up a bit, or Orochimaru, who also happens to be my godfather. Or, it would be cool if Hiruzen told her about my 'prodiginess'.
Speaking of my 'prodiginess', I have expressed my intelligence by learning to talk when I was 3 months old.
I'll try to think of that moment, maybe you will see a flashback or something...
FLASHBACK
I think I' m starting to understand this language.
[Understanding (Nin)Japanese]
Whata? Omae wa mou, shindeiru?
Passive – Grants you the ability to understand the speech of inhabitants of the Naruto world.
That is very good, I'm tired of assuming what people say. Feminists might come after me for that.
Nevermind that, I feel like this woman is trying to teach me how to say 'Mother'.
Me understanding the language doesn't mean that I can pronounce the words, you know? My mouth is not that well-developed.
But I need relation points, or whatever it is called, so I'm going to try to do it.
"Mama", Oh nice, I managed to pronounce 'Mama'. This is what I call progress.
"Y-you said mama?", my pseudo mother said.
"Mama", The stupid chimp made me repeat what I said.
"YES! Chiyako! Come here! He said mama!", She yelled to the maid.
[Relation] with [Tsunade Senju] has been increased by [5]
[You have learned skill 'Talking'!]
[Talking] (Passive) LVL1; 0% to Level 2.
You can now make noises with your mouth that barely resembles human language. Congrats!
Passive - Grants you the ability to talk.
[Talking in (Nin)japanese] LVL1; 0% to Level 2;
Wataa! Omae wa mou, shindeiru!
Grants you the ability to talk in the language people use in the Naruto world.
One step closer to world domination. Nice.
Speaking of steps, learning to walk is going to be a chore.
FLASHBACK END
Did you see the flashback?
I'm going to assume that you saw the flashback.
Moving on, I'm now learning how to walk. Well, the woman is practically forcing me to, to be honest. She's a slave driver, a good trait to have.
Not when you're a slave, though.
"Come here, Arima-chan! I know you can do it!", The tyrant taunted me.
Okay, I'm going to do it. That is the only way to ensure my safety from the hands of this monster.
"Look at me, Arima-chan! Don't look at anything else, okay? Just me!" Narcissistic much?
But, it's a good advice. Whenever I look at my feet, I wobble. Probably because of my undeveloped nervous system.
One step.
Concentrate
Two steps
Don't look at your tiny dic- uhh, I mean feet.
Three steps
Look at the woman
Four steps
Look at the cunt
Five steps
Concentrate on the cunt
Six steps
Cuntcentrate
Seven steps
…aaaand
Eight steps
Done.
[You have learned skill 'Walking'!]
[Walking] (Active) LVL 1; 0% to Level 2.
You can barely walk! That's pretty good, for a newborn.
Grants you the ability to walk.
"Arima-chan! You did it!", She happily yelled while using her breast-choking technique on me.
"Y-yesh mama." Ugh.
"Oh, sorry for nearly choking you, sweety!"
Approximately 6 months later
[Perk 'Newborn' has evolved to 'Toddler']
Finally.
[Toddler] – D Rank Perk.
Congrats, you're now one step closer to adulthood, and death. Well, if you aren't planning to be immortal, that is. If you are, then good luck to you!
-Modifiers-
Increases [CHA] by 500%
Decreases [CP] by 50%
Increases [SP] by 50%
Expires when the host's body becomes eligible to become a [Kid]
Increases SP by 50%?
Can't say I'm surprised, though. Have you ever seen a toddler get tired?
Me neither. That might be because I've never looked after a child. And I have a tendency to tune out annoyingness, anyway.
Moving on, as you might have realized, I have finally learned how to properly walk and talk.
Skills: [Walking] and [Talking]
[Walking] LVL 13. 24% to Level 14.
Congratulations! You can walk like a normal human now! You are one step closer to your goal! *Wink**Wink*
Grants you the ability to walk.
[Talking] LVL 15. 53% to level 16.
Congratulations! You can babble like a buffon now!
Grants you the ability to talk.
Yeah, I've been practicing a lot, as you can see. It was obviously hard. Like your dick when you see Tsunade's breas-
…
Okay, that was unnecessary.
Anyway, nothing interesting's happened in these 6 months.
Unless you count seeing my 'Parents' having sex captivating, which is debatable for some.
I think I've said this many times, but Tsunade is much more attractive in person, even after giving birth to a megaloma- *cough cough* very normal child – Me.
That really can't be said about Jiraiya, whose body frequently ends up in my nightmares, particularly one body part, which is surprisingly long, taking in the fact that he is a perverted erotica writer, walking around with a bulge in the lower part of his body all the time. Maybe that's why Tsunade hooked up with him.
Well, more like hooked onto him. Hehe.
Get it? Hooked on?
Like a hook? A fishhook? Like the saying "There are plenty fish in the sea", by which we can refer to Tsunade as a fish, and she got hooked on Jiraiya, most
specifically on his penis?...
…
Damn, I'm such a comedian!
Right?
[Congratulations!]
[You have received a new perk called "Humorless Comedian"]
[Humorless Comedian]
Your jokes are so humorous that someone might think you have lost your funny bone *ba dum tss*
Significantly lowers the chance of anyone laughing at your jokes.
Oh, you motherfucke-
Approximately a week later.
[HOORAY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!]
[CONGRATULATIONS!]
[Quest objective "Survive - Year 1" complete!]
[Received 10 EXP!]
[CONGRATULATIONS!]
[YOU HAVE LEVELED UP TO LEVEL 2!]
Wait, what?
Quests exist?!
[New feature unlocked!]
['Quests' unlocked!]
Oh, so they do exist.
And I thought the writer was a lazy shit who forgot to write about it in the last two chapters. Then again, this is my imagination, so it is my brain that is a lazy shit. Does that make me a lazy shit?
[Yes, it does!]
Yes, I know. But still, fuck off!
[Okay, whatever.]
And my gamer system is being moody. Nice.
Quests.
[Quests]
[Survive] – IMPOSSIBLE – MAJOR STORY QUEST
Pretty self-explanatory. Survive until you become un-killable. Pretty easy, no?
Objectives:
1. Survive – Year 1 – X
Rewards – 10 EXP.
2. Survive – Year 2 - X
Rewards – 20 EXP.
Note: This quest is a 'Major quest', meaning that its objectives give separate rewards.
[Become a Ninja!] - Easy - Story Quest
You have been born Into a world full of ninjas. It would be pretty wasteful for you to not become one.
Objectives:
1. Be born – X
2. Persuade Tsunade to let you become a ninja - X
Woow, 10XP? That's soo much! Thank you, game!
...
10XP is actually a ton, though. My first level-up! Congratulate me, guys! Make me feel worthful!
[Congratulations!]
Oh, I guess that'll do.
So, as you probably guessed, it's my birthday. It marks a whole year of me being in this 'World', which is totally not being imagined by my brain while I'm in a coma.
Well, there is an upside to this. In this one year of joblessness, I have come up with many more killing, torture and manipulation methods which were unheard of in my real world! I'm going to revolutionize serial killing! I'm going to become a sensation! A world-famous dictator! Everyone will bow down to me!
…
Ahem, I got carried away. I apologize for that.
Anyhow, as it is my birthday, I await gifts.
…
Wait a second… What comes with a birthday?
Gifts…
Birthday cake…
Birthday song.
Oh no.
Writer, please n-
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ARIMA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!~"
AH! MY EARS! THEY'RE BLEEDING!
"Arima-chan! Happy birthday, my little sunshine!", Tsunade yelled into my ears as she hugged me, leaving me no room to breathe. Because, you know, her
breasts are huge.
*wheeze*
"Oh, sorry!", she stopped hugging me as fast as she could when she realized that I was choking.
"Hey, Gaki! Long time no-see!"
Oh, it's Jiraiya, my 'father'.
"Dad!", I said as enthusiastically as I could.
"That's the spirit! I'm very glad to see you too, Arima-chan!", He said, obviously happy to see me. I'm not really sharing the sentiment.
"And, to make you even happier, I brought you a gift!", Oh, nice "It's a toy Kunai!"
Ah, okay. I don't really care either way, but I thought it was going to be a porn magazine or something.
"I wanted to get you something more mature, but mommy said that you aren't ready for it!"
"Wha? Matsure? What's dat?", I said with my undeveloped mouth and looked at Tsunade 'quizzically'.
"We'll tell you when you get older, Arima-chan! Isn't that right, Jiraiya?", she answered me happily, then looked at Jiraiya with daggers in her eyes and a
forceful smile.
"Ah-hahah, yeah, we'll tell you when you get older!", Jiraiya quickly answered, scared of Tsunade's wrath.
I yawned instinctively.
"Oh, sorry Arima-chan! You should be sleeping right now!", My 'mother' took my yawn as a sign of me being sleepy and grabbed me to put me to bed.
And, well, she did.
"Sleep tight, Gaki!", Jiraiya said, then winked at me.
"Come on, idiot! He's trying to sleep!", Tsunade rushed Jiraiya and they left the room.
I could hear them arguing in the adjacent room for about half an hour, and then they went to sleep.
As I was relocated to an adjacent room to theirs, I could hear them doing "Mature" stuff. Quite loudly, may I add.
Sleep is going to be tough this night.
Year 2.
So, two years have passed since my awakening in this world.
It's still very, very boring.
This "Toddler" perk has restricted my development quite a bit.
Not even talking about Tsunade, who doesn't even want to hear about me potentially becoming a ninja.
Practically the only thing I've been doing this past year is improving my already-achieved skills. Well, and reading. Well, trying to read, anyway.
(Nin)Japanese is harder than I thought, but I still pulled through.
I am a genius, after all
[(Nin)Japanese Reading] – Level 18 Skill, 52% to Level 19.
Insert pseudo-Japanese words
Grants you the ability to read
Oh, and I have also been gaining contacts.
Mainly, contacts with different Clan children, who are so easy to fool, yet so rewarding.
One of the more interesting children I have seen is
[Uchiha Junko]
Age: 2 years old
Height: 86.7cm
Weight: 12Kg
Affiliation: Konoha, Uchiha Clan.
Description:
Uchiha Junko is the daughter of the current head of the clan Uchiha, Uchiha Akahito, and the sister of the current clan heir, Uchiha Fugaku. Contrary to her name, which means 'Obedient child', and her clan, which is known for broodiness, she is not very orderly at all: She has abundant energy, likes making friends, talks a lot ever since she learned how to, likes sports, etc. She is also regarded as a prodigy, though, because she acquired skills like Walking, Talking, Reading much earlier than her peers. Oh, and she also counts you as one of her best friends.
The plot has diverged quite a lot since I was given birth, don't you think?
And no, before you ask, I am not going to marry her for political purposes. Not even I would go to such lengths to keep an alliance at such costs.
Can you imagine having her as your wife? It pains me even thinking about it.
Although I'm going to keep her close. Yes, very, very close.
Also, I finally met my idol, the one who made me realize true ways of sociopathy, the one whose deceitfulness is what motivates me to become better, the one, the only: Orochimaru!
About 2 weeks ago.
Children. Should. Die.
I've always been a firm believer that all life forms stand equal. Meaning that all of them have to be equally eradicated.
But children, sweet, sweet children should be eradicated more equally.
As I entered the house, I heard a familiar voice, one that I haven't heard in quite a while.
"Hmph, I feel very irritated. Me becoming a godfather of that little mongrel wasn't enough for my little-knowing teammates. They just had to make me come here to meet him. At least you understand me, Fluffy." Huh?
There in the room, talking to a snake, stood my godfather, Orochimaru.
Seeing my idol so suddenly made me start to hyperventilate like a fanboy who thinks that the figure of his dreams is the epitome of godliness.
Orochimaru, being a badass ninja that he is, instantly heard me and stopped talking to his snake.
"Oh, hello child. I have been expecting you.", He said just like I envisioned it.
My fanboyness intensified, but I hid it under a thick layer of deceit. It would be good if I could secure him as my mentor in the future, as he is a very skilled ninja.
"Hello dadd-Uh, Orochimaru-sama!", I said very confidently.
Orochimaru sent a weird look at me, but then straightened his face and replied:
"It is rather good that you remember your godfather's name."
"Yes, Orochimaru-sama! How could I not remember the name of the greatest Sannin?!", I said enthusiastically, stroking his ego.
"Oh, the greatest Sannin, you say?", He said, "It looks like your parents have raised you well."
"Yes! and when I grow up, I want to be just like you!", I continued using his pride to my advantage.
"Just like me?", He inquired rather quizzically.
"Yeah! I want to be badass like you, with a cool sword and giant snakes fighting with me!"
"Oh, do you? Hmm, that would be a very difficult task to accomplish, child. You do realize that, right?", He answered pridefully, flattered by my praises.
In the heat of the moment, I formulated a plan that would surely secure my place as his protege.
I turned away from Orochimaru so he couldn't properly see what I was doing and punched my penis very, very hard. Tears instantly started rolling from my eyes. I had a very strong urge to just lie on the ground and console myself, but I mustered all my strength and turned around to face Orochimaru.
"C-Child? Why are you crying, child?!", the Snake Sannin suddenly looked very alarmed, "Did I do something? Please don't cry, child!"
"Y-you didn't do anything, Orochimaru-sama." *sniff* "It's just... I-I realized that I won't be able to become a great ninja like you!", I said with all the fake emotions, which wasn't very fake, as my peepee was hurting very much.
"W-why, child?", Orochimaru questioned me, more concerned about his well-being than mine, because if Tsunade found out about this, she would most likely skin him alive.
"B-Because mommy doesn't want me to be a ninja!", I cried out.
"W-what? Don't worry about that, child! I'll talk to her and she will allow you to become one, just don't cry!", He tried to console me.
"Okay!", I said with a bright smile, my emotions turning upside-down instantly.
Orochimaru looked confused at my bipolarness, but then we heard another voice.
"Orochimaru? I didn't actually think you'd come.", My mother said to her old teammate as she came into the house.
"Yes, I actually came to see my godson. Me and your son were having a conversation before you entered. I have to say that he is a good child, Tsunade.", The mad scientist said.
"Oh, what about?", Tsunade asked.
"About you not allowing him to become a ninja.", The Snake Sannin replied very bravely.
"Ah, about that. No."
"What 'no'?", Orochimaru inquired.
"I know that you will try to convince me into allowing him to become a ninja, so before you did that, I already answered: No.", The tyrant explained her previous reply, thus making the chance of Orochimaru's attempt succeeding very low.
"But-", He attempted a recovery.
"No buts, Orochimaru!", the man's attempt was instantly thwarted.
"But-", He tried again, not realizing that his attempts wouldn't be fruitful.
"No is a no, and get that snake out of this house! Now!", the woman's wrath killed my hope.
"Ah, okay, okay! I will oblige, but do not forget about your child's potential. He surely could become a very formidable ninj-", he tried to finish the sentence.
"I said NOW!"
Realizing that convincing her was impossible, the Snake Sannin turned to his snake.
"Okay, fluffy, this woman doesn't like you, so you have to go.", He said with a frown.
The snake nodded it's head and poofed out of existence, white smoke filling the place where he was before.
"Fluffy? You named your snake 'Fluffy'?", Tsunade deadpanned
"Yes. Is there a problem?", Orochimaru asked.
Suddenly, Tsunade started laughing maniacally whilst saying things like "Fluffy!", "He named his snake fluffy!".
"Ha-ha, very funny.", Orochimaru's frown became even bigger.
Year 3.
So, it's year three already. Time sure goes by fast, no?
Quite convenient, huh.
Nevertheless, with subtle hints and persuasion, I am close to making Tsunade agree on me becoming a ninja.
I only have one year, after all, I don't want Hatake Kakashi to become a ninja faster than me. That would be very embarrassing, and it has been a long time
since I have felt embarrassed.
I am in one such conversation right now.
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Momma! Mom!"
"WHAT?!", Tsunade yelled at me
"Can I become a ninja?!", I asked her, using my ultimate technique that I have been mastering for these past three years: The [Puppy Eyes no Jutsu]
[Puppy Eyes no Jutsu]
Aww, so cute! Of course I'm going to give you all my money! Don't forget to take my kids and my wife as slaves!
Extremely increases your persuasion capabilities.
"N-…", She prepared to yell at me but stopped.
"Why?", She said softly, "Why do you want to become a ninja?"
This. This is the moment that I've been preparing for so long. Don't squander it, Seba-.. Ahem. I mean - Arima!
"Because I-", I stopped mid-sentence to keep my childish façade up, "Because I want to protect my loved ones!"
She looked at me, wide-eyed.
"Yo-you want to protect your loved ones?", She asked, her eyes filled with fear, nostalgia… and hope?
"Yes! I want to protect you, Dad, Grandpa Hokage, Chiyako-san, my new friends! I want to protect you all, and that's why I want to become a ninja!", as if.
"I-I… I don't know what to say, Arima-chan.", My caretaker said with tears in her eyes, "Okay, I give you the permission… to become a ninja!", she finished
with strong emotions, her voice wavering.
"Thank you! Thank you thank you thank you thankyouthankyou!", I yelled and hugged her with semi-genuine emotions.
Before you assume things, yes, I am glad that I can finally become a ninja and pave my path to world dominance, but I'm not that happy.
"But being a ninja is a very dangerous job, okay?", She stopped hugging me and looked me in the eyes, "You will no doubt become a very powerful one, but with great power, comes great responsibility. You got that?"
I nodded.
"That's my boy!", She wiped her tears and hugged me again.
*wheeze*
"Oh, sorry!", She realized that her breasts were choking me, and released me from captivity.
[Congratulations! You have received perk "Two-Faced Liar"!]
[Skill "Acting" has leveled up to level 57!]
[Skill "Lying" has leveled up to level 60!]
[You have completed an objective of a quest [Become a Ninja!]
[New objective added.]
[Two-Faced Liar] – A Rank Perk.
Hello, I am a unicorn with no horn called Jumbubwa! My favorite things are: playing Bingo with my grandma, reading furry romance books, adding the word 'Himala' at the start of the sentence, and eating shit! Himalanice to meet you!
Makes you able to lie with no emotions showing that would indicate your untruthfulness.
Synthesis - Can be fused with perk [Accomplished Schemer]
[Quests]
[Become a Ninja]- Easy - Story Quest
You have been born Into a world full of ninjas. It would be pretty wasteful for you to not become one.
1. Be born. - X
2. Persuade Tsunade to let you become a ninja - X
3. Enter the Ninja Academy.
It would be much better if the system was not an epitome of cringe, but there is nothing I can do. Yet.
[You can file a complaint against God if you want!]
...Really?
[Yes, really! Although, it probably is never going to even get read by anyone!]
Oh, now that's normal. No-one ever reads my stuff, so not much of a surprise.
[Aww, poor you...]
Year 4.
So, this is it.
This is the day I finally become a ninja.
…
Just kidding, I'm just entering the Ninja Academy.
This past year has been quite a bit more eventful than the 3 before, certainly.
When Tsunade agreed to me becoming a ninja, she did not say it was her who was going to train me.
I should have awaited it, but oh well, what's done is done.
What is done, is me having to go through hell.
Insert intense training montage, filled with blood, gore and sweat here
The writer should write a flashback of the montage here.
...
So, it was quite rigorous, as you can probably tell.
I cannot say that it was unfruitful, though. Because it very much was not. I learned quite a bit more than I knew about chakra and biology in this world as a whole, which made my
intelligence go up by a 5! And my wisdom increased by 3 too, because I had an existential crisis after every training session.
Speaking of the training sessions, my physical stats have gone up quite a bit.
Also, my [Toddler] perk has finally evolved to [Kid], which is a major boost to my capabilities.
[Kid] – D Rank Perk
Congratulations! You are one step closer to death now! You are now a fully eligible rage fueling, insanity driving, depression-inducing thing called a kid! You are now fully eligible for being bullied and/or being a bully; Being raped by old, wrinkly bishops; Becoming a child warrior, destined to die before even discovering what a woman's clitoris is! Don't worry about the third one, that can only happen in special worlds, like… yours. Oops.
-Modifiers-
Increases [CHA] by 250%
Decreases CP by 25%
Increases SP by 25%
Expires when the host's body becomes eligible to become a [Teenager]
It would be better if I just show you the status screen.
[Status]
GENERAL
[X] Name - Senju Arima
[X] Occupation – [Child]
Stats
[LVL] – 7
[EXP] – 235/1,941 to next level
[HP] - 200 (Recovery 1%/hr)
[CP] – 350 (Recovery 1.325/m)
[SP] - 190 (Recovery 0.024/s)
Attributes
[STR] – 10
[CON] - 8
[AGI] - 8
[INT] - 18
[WIS] - 16
[LUC] - ?
[CHA] – 46 (Base 13+250%)
So, as you can see, I'm not a weak toddler anymore.
Well, kind of. I don't even stand a chance against many Genins. But, nevertheless, I am ready to go to the Ninja Academy, and finally get my godforsaken diplom- I mean the ninja headband.
"Hey, Gaki! Are you ready to go to the Academy?", Jiraiya asked me, as he came into my room.
"Yeah, dad! I can't wait!", I "enthusiastically" replied.
"That's the spirit!", He gleefully smiled at me.
I also smiled at him.
…
And we kept smiling.
…
And kept smiling…
"Why are you two smiling?", Tsunade walked in on us smiling and asked confusedly.
"We're just excited that he's going to the academy.", He replied hypnotically, still keeping the smile.
"Yeah, we're just excited", I confirmed and kept smiling at him.
…
"What the hell…?", Tsunade looked at me, with a very confused expression.
I just smiled at her.
After a few moments, she also smiled.
15 minutes later.
So, this is the Ninja Academy.
Doesn't look very impressive, does it?
Oh right, you can't see it. Well, you should know it, and I shouldn't have to explain how it looks.
Anyway, there seem to be a lot of little human beings that desire to die in the next couple of years.
Oh, one of them is my potential 'rival', Kakashi with his father. He's talking to the gigantic brow guy, don't remember what his name was. And there's the girl that practically started the plot in the canon universe. I think her name was Ran? Rem?
Who cares about her, though, I am the star now.
...and there comes Junko. My 'best friend' with her caretaker. It seems as though her parents do not care about her that much. And she's dragging… Obito?
Uchiha Obito? What the actual...? Why is that troglodyte even here? He didn't join the academy when he was 4, did he? Well, not much use in worrying about it.
And Junko is coming towards me. How convenient.
"Hey, Arima-chan!", she yelled at me from far away. I think she was arguing with her caretaker, trying to pull away from him, but he was not letting go. Obito just stood there
awkwardly.
"Hey, mom, dad, can I go meet her?", I asked my parents for their permission. What? I need to keep my reputation clean.
"Yeah, sure!", Jiraiya answered me.
"Mom?", I asked, not wanting her upset because I am quite tired of her 'wrath'.
"Yes, you can go.", she answered, with a forced smile.
That's a yes in my books, forced or not. So, I moved towards her.
"Hello, Junko-san.", I greeted her, respectfully, not wanting the servant to report my disrespectfulness towards their princess.
I'm thinking about my reputation here.
"Hey again! Sorry for this, this guy was not-", she tried to pull away from the caretaker's arm again, "Letting me go to meet you! Stupid!". She spat an 'insult' at him.
"I came to you already, so you should stop trying to run away." I tried to 'reassure' her, not wanting to put up with the child's childishness.
"Yeah, I guess so…", she instantly changed her emotion and appeared downcast for a second, but then, she suddenly looked up at me with a huge smile.
"Oh, yeah! We're going to the academy!", she said, a little too happy about her potentially dying very early.
"Yes, I know. It's very exciting!", I said, trying to sound excited.
"Yeah, it is!", She said, but then she looked as if she remembered something important. Or, someone important, "Oh yeah! This is Obito!"
The aforementioned Obito was looking at the ground, shy.
I looked at him and said: "Hello, Obito-san. I am Senju Arima."
The boy suddenly looked up at me, "S-Senju?!", He said, surprised.
"Yes, Senju. Is there a problem?", I asked softly.
Junko looked at him in the eyes, as if to reassure him.
It seems that it worked, because Obito mustered the will to look up at me in the eyes, but then he bowed down a bit too much and said: "M-my name is Uchiha Obito! It's a pleasure
to meet you, Senju-san!"
Why did he call me 'Senju-san'? is he scared of me or something?
"Just Arima should be fine, and it's nice to meet you, too.", I said with a little smile.
He instantly looked up at me and said a quick "Thank you".
Junko looked at him concerned, and a little angrily. Then she looked up at me and said: "Sorry, Arima-kun! He's a little shy!"
"Don't worry, Junko-san.", I 'reassured' her, "Should we go ahead and enter the academy?"
"Yeah!", she excitedly affirmed my proposition, "What do you think, Obito?", she asked, a bit forcefully.
"Y-yeah! I agree, we should!"
And so we did.
[Objective "Enter the Ninja Academy] of quest [Become a Ninja!] has been complete!]
GENERAL
[X] Name - Senju Arima
[X] Occupation – [Child]
Stats
[CHA] – 46 (Base 13+250%)
[LVL] – 7
[EXP] – 235/1,941 to next level
[HP] - 200 (Recovery 1%/hr)
[CP] – 350 (Recovery 1.325/m)
[SP] - 190 (Recovery 0.024/s)
Attributes
[STR] – 10
[CON] - 8
[AGI] - 8
[INT] - 18
[WIS] - 16
[LUC] - ?
[CHA] – 46 (Base 13+250%)
Important Note:
Sup readers. As you can see, the status screen is one unorganized mess, which is why I have a question: Should I use my complicated-for-nothing formulae for the numbers, or should I just throw in random numbers that will benefit the plot?
The one below is the one with calculated numbers, and the one above is the plot numbers.
[X] Name - Senju Arima
[X] Occupation – [Child]
Stats
[LVL] – 7
[EXP] – 235/1,941 to next level
[HP] - 183 (Recovery 1%/hr)
[CP] – 338 (Recovery 1.325/m)
[SP] - 188 (Recovery 0.24/s)
Attributes
[STR] – 10
[CON] - 8
[AGI] - 8
[INT] - 19
[WIS] - 17
[LUC] - ?
[CHA] – 46 (Base 13+250%)
The Important Note:
Hello, readers. It is me, ICollectDeadDogs, the lazy writer. As you can see, the status screen is one unorganized mess, which is why I have a question: Should I use my complicated-for-nothing formulae for the numbers, or should I just throw in random numbers that will benefit the plot?
Oh, and also, there is a link to my discord server on my profile, so feel free to join it if you want. it'll be way easier for me to communicate with you, and i'll probably post some chapters as a beta version there, before I post here.
Or, I guess i'll leave a link here too -
discord . gg slash Re3A7a8 - It looks weird, because normal links do not work on fanfiction. Well, don't work for me, at least.
19/2/2019 - Published. Edit: Edited a few mistakes.
26/2/2019 - Changed a few things.
3/1/2019 - Corrected grammatical mistakes, 'cause it seems like I'm dumb enough to let them slip after revising the chapter about 5 times.
3/8/2019 - Added the "Orochimaru part", which is very bad at the time of writing this. Will probably improve it, but not right now.