July 482…

Arthur (aka Wart) met Merlin and his owl Archimedes…

When Merlin turned Arthur into a squirrel,

Wart also met a squirrel girl named Hazel who had a huge crush on him…

Unfortunately, Hazel's heart was broken when she found out that Arthur wasn't a squirrel…

And our squirrel girl also dated another squirrel from what people from 21st century call a racing video game…

Some sort of game where you are racing in a horseless chariot, a flying machine or some strange boat…

The game was called "Diddy Kong Racing" (it has medieval circuits), the squirrel's name was Conker and he dumped Hazel for another squirrel girl called Berri…

December 482…

Arthur became king of England…

Hazel found out and went to find Arthur,

Just after Conker dumped her, she followed Wart to England when he was Kay's squire and the squirrel girl had a plan for making Arthur her mate…