This is a drabble collection for the rare Naruto requests that I get over on my tumblr.

Title: Mistaken Blame

Pairing: Deidara x Sakura

Requester: empressofeverything

Prompt: "Blow something up again and I'll blow YOU up."

It was the third time this month.

Sakura's eyebrow twitched as she eyed the smoking ruins of her favorite hairdresser's. She'd had to wait a week to get this appointment, and now… this.

A certain blond bomber was going to pay for this. Because Sakura was not footing the bill for repairs.

Under her breath, she warned her (absent) boyfriend, "Blow something up again and I'll blow YOU up."

Meanwhile, two days journey out by clay-bird from Konoha, Deidara sneezed violently. Unaware that Naruto's latest shenanigans had resulted in his impending death at the hands of his girlfriend.