TITLE: First Law Of Camelot

NOTE: Dialogue-Only. Sorta crack.

"... Merlin."

"... Arthur."

"Did you just... ? Did you just perform magic?"

"Uh... no?"

"Is that an answer or a question, Merlin?"

"Answer! Definitely an answer."

*emphatic nod*

"Close the door and sit down, Merlin."

"Uh... Arthur?"

"Answer a few questions for me, would you, Merlin?"

"Yes, Arthur."

"Do you know where you are?"

"Your rooms?"

"And?"

"In the palace..."

"Yes, and?"

"In... Camelot?"

"Correct. And what is the first and foremost law in Camelot?"

"Magic is banned."

"Correct again. And you were performing magic?"

"Uh..."

"In my rooms?"

"WITH THE DOOR OPEN!?"

"Oh..."

"Oh? OH? IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? MERLIN, YOU UTTER IDIOT!"

"Er... Sorry?"

A/N: I found it in my old, old notes. I think this was inspired by tumblr??? Lol I don't remember when I wrote this. I'm pretty sure there are many variations of this. But, oh well, one more to add to the pile.

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