Akko, Sucy, Diana, and Andrew were disgusted, yet intrigued. Frank had ordered a full table of McDonalds fries and was shoving them through every orifice in his upper unit, at one point he got atop the table and tried to pull his pants down in order to shove so McKied's up his ass. Lotte had to pull him down.

"Holy god..." Diana muttered, "He can probably fit more in himself than Lotte ever could..."

"It's almost impressive..." Akko whispered in awe.

"I wish he could vore me like those fries..." Sucy whispered to herself.

Sucy looked Akko up and down, Akko looked back with a sullen and foreboding expression; ready to take the harassment. Sucy opened her mouth then thought about it and looked away.

Frank was snorting fries like air in a vacuum chamber, his face was bedridden with ecstasy, and a unnoticeable bulge peaked out of his pants. Frank rammed his fist against his groin.

"STOP! THIS IS A GENTLEMAN'S DATE YOU FOOL! KEEP YOUR POSITION" Frank fumed, grinding his fist into his groin even harder.

Lotte looked at his groin.

"What's he hitting?" she wondered.

Lotte looked up and saw Akko and gang watching her intently, once they saw her embarrassed expression they quickly looked away.

Lotte focused on Fatkko, "Man that girl really looks like Akko… Maybe-"

Just as she was about to go confront Fatkko, two figures walked in, spitting roasts at all the poor people of McDonalds.

"Look at this guy Hannah he's eating that burger like his girl eats his ass, what a fucking loser!" Barbera laughed.

"Nevermind him, get a load of this woman, she's probably got scaleophobia!" Hannah jeered.

They laughed ruthlessly, none of the employees seemed to mind, after all they worked at McDonalds. Akko turned away from them, lowering her head so that they could not see her, but she was far too fat, her sludge hung near to the ground, she was the perfect example of someone on McDonalds life support.

Hannah tilted her head snobbishly, "Hey fatty, trying to snuff your head into your fat like a turtle huh?" she asked.

Hannah's question wasn't met with a reply. Everyone looked away from Hannah as they didn't want any attention drawn to themselves. Though, Sucy had squawked out a few laughs, which made Akko feel horrible.

"A turtle, she called me a turtle..." Akko repeated to herself over and over.

"I think she needs another one!" Sucy coughed, with a smug face.

Akko's entirety was trembling, the fat bounced chaotically. Hannah started roasting the hell out of her now. Barbara was searching around the McDonalds to find her next burn victim when her eye's locked on Frank and Lotte.

"I-is that really Lotte Jansson? With Frank!?" Barbara questioned.

Alerted now Hannah looked and saw Lotte, on a date with Frank. Hannah and Barbera made their way to Lotte's table. Hannah slammed her hand on the table and leaned in agonizingly, wearing had a malice smile on her face.

"I guess it's good that you're here, finally gonna put some meat on that toothpick figure of yours aye?" Hannah snickered on the cusps of laughing.

Lotte's head sank to her collarbone as she tried to pay them no mind. Seeing that they didn't get a response out of her, Hannah leaned closer to Lotte's face, Lotte looked away at Frank. Frank didn't even notice the situation, he was too busy doing lines of fries.

"You really chose a McDonald's out of everything for a first date? Where'd you get that idea, from Akko?"

Akko opened her mouth about to defend herself but Sucy shoved a giant cork in it. Diana was getting nervous and annoyed.

"Damn I didn't know they could be so cold..." Diana chided.

Andrew chuckled, "You really need to find better friends !"

Hannah smudged her fingers on Lotte's cheek, rotating it back and forth.

"Is it a first date or are you the mascot? Because you sure look like a clown with that hair of yours!" Hannah laughed.

Hannah and Barbera laughed hysterically, bouncing up and down. Lotte however, wasn't fucking smiling. Lotte kissed Frank on the cheek which brought him back into reality. Lotte placed her hand on the back of Hannah's head and slammed it into the table! Hannah's head bobbed back up and a spurt of blood swam threw the air, right onto Frank's fries. Frank picked up the bloodied french fry.

He shrugged, "It's basically like Ketchup" he said.

Akko, Sucy, Diana, and Andrew's eyes widened when they saw Lotte's action, they didn't know she had a demon in her! Akko cheered Lotte on while Sucy went around the McDonalds, making bets on who'd win the fight. Barbera was absolutely flabbergasted!

"You peep lookin' fuck!" Barbera cursed as she threw her fist at Lotte, aiming for her head.

Lotte dodged it and thrusted her foot into Barbera's abdomen, making Barbera lurch backwards. As Barbera was recovering Lotte drilled both her first onto the top of her head! Barbera fell down to her knees groping her head. Hannah- who was now back up- clawed at Lotte's neck, and bulbs of rusted dew formed from the slash. Lotte backhanded her and she let out a whimper. At this point a crowd had already formed around the three fighters, even the McDonald's employees were participating in the senseless violence.

"There's no way that yellow haired girl's gonna win, just look at her, it's probably her first time at McDonalds..." a spectator said as they put $20 into one of two betting buckets.

"Those two girls roasted me so I hope to god they lose!" another person shouted, they put $50 dollars into the adjacent betting bucket.

Hannah and Barbera were side by side, only a meter or two away from Lotte. They ran at her like wild tigers, Hannah threw her claws at her once again, Lotte managed to dodge them, but Barbera followed up with a kick to her ribs which sent her flying into a group of metal chairs. Barbera ran up to Lotte, trying to batter her face, but Lotte picked up a chair and swung it into Barbera's face. As it was about to connect, Hannah grabbed the legs of the chair, attempting to break it from Lotte's grasp. The struggle was real, Lotte and Hannah pulled so hard the muscle fibers of their arms were ripping apart, Hannah was obviously stronger than Lotte and was winning the tug of war. Lotte beamed as the had a bright idea. Lotte leg go of the chair, and Hannah uncontrollably sent the chair right into Barbera's face! Barbera was swept off her feet and landed a few feet over, blood racing over her face down to her neck. She was out cold. Seeing the mess she created made Hannah go into a state of shock, Lotte jabbed the back of Hannah's head, making it jolt forward, Hannah turned around furiously and was met with Lotte's hands around her neck. Lotte's hands compressed around her neck like a cobra. Lotte pushed her towards a table. Hannah tried to fight back but she could only awkwardly stumble backwards as she tried to pry off Lotte's hands.

Suddenly Hannah fell on her back right into a cushion of fries. She looked up and saw Frank consuming fries at an alarming rate, she felt uneasy. Lotte let go of her and Hannah tried to get up. Lotte slapped her back down with a greasy serving tray. Then Lotte continuosuly bashed the tray into Hannah's bitchy face!

"Since, you, think, you, can, treat, people, like, this! This, is, what, you, get, you, stupid, fucking, bitch!" Lotte raged, and with every word she bashed Hannah's face in.

Hannah's face was swollen and bloody now, she even had tears sprinkled about it. Hannah's head swayed slowly, side to side. Lotte's grabbed her head, lifting her up a bit, then forced her head back upon the table. After that she began shoving mounds of fries into Hannah's mouth to the point that she looked like an abused *Theodore.

"Hmph, now you really look like a whore. Being stuffed like that… Tsk tsk." Lotte insulted with the least bit of emotion in her voice.

Hannah was shaking and sweating relentlessly, "I-I am sorry!" she mumbled inaudibly.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!?" Lotte hollered!

Lotte slammed her fist into Hannah's mouth, Hannah's eyes widened for a moment before she lost the all awareness in her face. Blood pooling into the french fries and off onto the table. Lotte swiped her off of the table and onto the floor. Lotte kicked her over and over to an unhealthy degree. Beholding the situation before them, Diana uncast the disguise spell and rushed to Lotte, restraining her.

"Lotte calm down!" Diana pleaded.

"NO! THAT TART NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE!" Lotte fumed and she kept kicking Hannah in the stomach. She didn't even notice that Diana was trying to stop her.

Andrew grabbed her legs and tucked them between his arms so that she'd stop her assault.

"Please stop this! I think she's had enough!" Akko cried.

Lotte heard Akko and that snapped her out of her rage.

"Akko? I knew that obese woman was you Akko! I KNEW IT!"

Sucy, seeing that the fight had ended, took both of the betting buckets and hightailed it out of the McDonalds! The employees and customers that had bet were pissed, they tried to chase after Sucy but they weren't in shape to do such labor.

Diana lead the group out of the building and into the streets. Red and blue flashing lights blanketed the area, there was a whole squad of police cars!

"Aw damn it, what do we do now!?" Akko gulped.

Andrew thought for a moment.

"Don't worry about this, just keep running, if I get arrested, my father could always just bail me out! NOW RUN!" he implored.

Diana, Lotte, and Akko ran away, the cops started to follow them but Andrew managed to stall them.

...

Akko, Diana, Sucy, and Lotte were now at Luna Nova, in Akko's room, thinking about what Lotte had done. Lotte was lamenting her actions, she felt so very terrible, and although she felt that way, everyone else felt pretty good about what she'd done.

"That was pretty cool what you did Lotte, you really shouldn't feel bad, you made me a lot of money." Sucy gushed as she rubbing her buckets full of money.

"Yeah those fuckers had it coming!" Akko followed up on, "A long time coming!"

Lotte twiddled her fingers, and looked at Diana anxiously, "...Diana, are you… Okay with this? I mean they are your friends after all… And what about the aftermath..."

Lotte's stomach started to twist and turn on itself, she was regretting everything.

Diana said quiet happily "Well it's serves them right. Like what Akko said earlier 'Those fuckers had it coming'."

"Verbatim! Yay!" Akko burst, she learned a word!

"Also don't worry about them Lotte, I'll deal with them later… Once they get out of the hospital." Diana yawned, "Goodnight, try not to think about it."

Diana got up and left to go to her own room for the night. Akko, Sucy, and Lotte laid down in their respective beds. Lotte stared at the ceiling thinking about the night.

"Anyways Lotte, how was the date?" Akko asked, trying to break the ice.

Lotte's face turned cold and bitter, her voice deepened.

"I'm never going on a date, ever, again!"

...

*Theodore - As in the Alive and the Chipmunks Theodore.

Thank you if you managed to read this far! This is the end of Lotte's last date, I hope you enjoyed it and didn't expect it to take such a turn! Please do consider following me and stay fresh you big cuck!