It was a normal day at Luna Nova, Akko, Sucy, and Lotte were all on their beds, bored and silent. Lotte was busy texting on her "phone", while Sucy was pouring some substance on mushrooms to see if they'd taste different, and Akko was staring at the Shiny Rod that she was holding in her hands.

"I bet you wish that was Andrew's shiny rod huh?" Sucy jested.

"H-HEY! THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE!" Akko replied, blushing.

"Oh actually it's okay, we're in a fanfi-"

Suddenly one of the mushrooms Sucy had in her mouth expanded many times its size until it filled her mouth (no wall 4th wall breaks today :) ). Sucy coughed the mushroom out, looking at it in disgust, it looked like a stage four tumor. Sucy looked over at Akko who was trying her best not to laugh. Sucy looked at her painfully.

"What?"

"I guess your mouths so shallow you can only fit the tip in-huh!" Akko laughed hysterically!

"Well at least I'm daring enough to fit the tip in." Sucy retorted.

Sucy then pulled out her wand and pointed it at Akko.

"Any last words Kagari?" Sucy smiled angrily.

A cold sweat attacked Akko, she started to fidget until she saw and picked up her broom that was conveniently laying next to her bed. She pointed the wooden tip at Sucy.

"Don't mess with me Sucy! We'll see just who's the shallowest one of them all is!" Akko arrogantly smiled, while pushing her chest out "I hope you're into black guys!"

Akko hoped on the broom, pointing it towards Sucy's skirt. A chuckle burped from Sucy's mouth.

"I guess that's the only thing you can ride!" Sucy paused, "...Wait you can't even ride that properly"

Sucy fell to the ground laughing, kicking her feet into the air tyrannically. Akko's confidence fell down a bit as she got flustered from Sucy's roast! Akko ran up to Sucy with the broom between her legs and headed straight for Sucy's panties, ready to tesy who the shallowest one of them all was, Sucy was in looked at Akko in shock, but before Akko could penetrate Sucy's Virgo, Lotte blurted something out!

"YES! DATE DATE DATE! MY FIRST DATE!"

Akko and Sucy stopped fighting when they heard it.

'Lotte's going on a date? With who?' Sucy thought in awe.

"WHO IS IT!? ARE THEY HANDSOME!?" Akko shouted as she jumped up atop Lotte's bed.

"Not only is she retarded but she's also bipolar..."

"Well he's pretty handsome, and great!" Lotte giggled with a blush across her face.

"WHO WHO WHO!" Akko repeated, her eyes filling with glamor!

"IT'S... FRAAAANK" Lotte moaned! "Tonights gonna be so good!"

"I thought you didn't like Frank like that..." Sucy asked confused.

"Well I didn't at first, but then we kept talking over text and I found out he's also a BIG FAN OF NIGHT FALL AAAAAAAH" she screamed in joy!

Akko's let out a groan, her pupils shrank, and blood squirted from he ears, the scream shredded her ear drums.

"Are you okay Akko?" Lotte asked worriedly.

Akko nodded her head.

"Well, where are you guys going?" Sucy asked.

"Oh just to some place not super fancy, like a restaurant in town."

"I see... That's good, so is that all?"

"Well he said he wants his family to meet me, and then we can spend the night reading NIGHT FALL together AA-!"

Akko quickly covered Lotte's mouth with her sweaty hands!

"Wait you're gonna spend the night with him? Do you need protection? Because-" Sucy asked.

"She's not a mushroom god like you Sucy..." Akko interjected.

"Well... Maybe!" Lotte said anxiously.

"WHAT!?" Akko yelled in disbelief.

"Akko's getting jelous, jelous of the fact that the quite and kind, goody-toe-shoes, Lotte is getting some action, while the bold, confidant, idiot, selfish, spazzy, Akko isn't getting any action at all!" Sucy poked, teasingly.

Akko felt like she was about to vomit a wall of intestines out.

"YOU DON'T KNOW IF I GET ACTION OR-You know what... No... Anyways Lotte what are you gonna wear?" Akko asked.

"I'm going to wear the dress I wore to Andrew's party."

Lotte hopped off her bed.

"I better start getting ready, he's coming to get me in an hour!" Lotte cheered as she ran into the bathroom.

Sucy and Akko had a brief moment of silence before they looked at each other, with deviant smiles.

"I see you're thinking the same thing." Akko smiled.

"Yes, I wanna see how this date plays out."

"Hey, let's go see if Diana wants to come"

"Ha, that's gonna be hard, I bet you she's gonna say~"

-Diana's room-

"No, I have to study and this is childish." Diana responded.

"See, I told you" Sucy said, looking at Akko.

"Wow, you were totally right, and it was word for word too!" Akko replied in awe.

"Verbatim." Diana blurted.

"Huh?" Akko said confused.

"Instead of saying 'word for word' you can just say 'verbatim'.'"

"Ahuh yeah, well you can go shove your big words up you GAPING AS-"

Before Akko could continue her rant Sucy covered her mouth.

"We can't say those words, remember, we need to keep a clean image." Sucy cautioned.

"Well come on Diana, I bet you're really bored of studying all the time, let's just go have some fun!" Akko begged.

"No."

"PLEASE"

"NO!"

"Come on it'll be fun to waaatch~!" Akko begged, kissing Diana's shoes.

"Again... No! AND GET YOURSELF TOGETHER"

This continued for a good 5 minutes before a smile broke across Diana's face as she gave in.

"So persistent... Fine I'll go!" Diana caved.

Akko cheered, even Sucy was a little happy. But she stopped cheering when she noticed something off.

"Hey where's Hannah and Barbara?" Akko asked, curious.

"Oh. They went into town to watch a movie a little while ago. They'll be back before 11:00 tonight they said. Why'd you want to know?"

"Just curious is all! They would have bullied me by now."

"Well now that this is out of the way we should get to planning, we have about an hour until Lotte leaves." said Sucy.

They made a plan and got their preparations in check. Soon enough it was time for Lotte to leave. They gave their complements and wished her good luck on the date, and like that Lotte was off through the warp gate. They waited a good minute before going through themselves.