Hey people! Just finished watching Infinity War for the second time and just thought of how the Avengers could have not been idiots and actually killed Thanos. Hope you enjoy this, since I literally have not planned this at all and wrote it in five minutes.

How Avengers: Infinity War Should Have Ended

Thor flew out of nowhere (no, not Knowhere, nowhere. Confused yet?) and stabbed Thanos in the heart.

Just kidding! Thor (like any rational person would do) cut of Thanos's arm, the one that had the Infinity Gauntlet on it. Thanos stared at his gaping arm-hole in horror. "How dare you?!" He said angrily. "Now I can't do the snap that made hundreds of Marvel fans commit suicide!"
"Yep, well too bad for you!" Thor said, and then stabbed Thanos both in the head, and the heart for good measure, and the Mad Titan was dead.

"Yay!" Everyone cheered, except for Groot, who cheered "I am Groot!", which is Groot for "Yay!" And then all of the enemies died, including the children of Thanos, and no I'm not going to explain why.

Natasha Romanoff and Bruce Banner FINALLY kissed, which made everyone cheer-except for Groot, who said, "I am Groot." Which is Groot for- you know what, I think you get the picture.

Captain Marvel appeared suddenly, because no one can wait until March until she gets her movie. Ant Man and Hawkeye joined the party and got acquainted with everyone. The Wasp came too, even though I know that technically Ant Man and the Wasp didn't come out until after Infinity War, but who cares about pesky timelines?

"Hey!" Black Widow said. "You forgot about our friends in space! Pepper will be so sad when Tony doesn't come home."
"You know, I would be fine without him." Captain America began, but was cut off by a scene switch where we go back to the planet Titan.

"So, we're not dead!" Peter Quill said, admitting the obvious. "That must mean that our friends defeated Thanos. Yay!"
"And aliens didn't have babies in my stomach. Yay!" Peter Parker said, again admitting the obvious. "Sure, kid." Tony said. "But we also need to get off this planet. If we stay here any longer, we'll die. Plus, if I don't come back in under ten minutes, Pepper will kill me. Hey wizard, got any ideas?"

Doctor Strange nodded. A golden spinney portal to Wakanda appeared under them, and they fell through it. "You're back!" Captain America said, and Tony bro hugged him. Apparently, they were friends again. Who would've thought it?

Nebula was sad that she didn't get to kill Thanos, but it's okay, because Thor used the Gauntlet to bring him back to life (in a weakened state, of course) and Nebula and Drax took turns kicking the butt out of him until he died a very painful death.

Thor also used the Gauntlet to bring back all of the heroes who died in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Gamora, Loki, and even unimportant Quicksilver came back from the dead, looking very confused. Wanda was having a very confused amount of emotions at the moment. Vision was dead, but her brother was alive. Should she be happy or sad?

Luckily, Thor took care of that little dilemma by making Vision come back to life too, but without the huge stone in his head, which was probably not very healthy. All of the boyfriend and girlfriend Avengers hugged, which made all of the single Avengers feel very uncomfortable.

Then the Avengers went home to their families, having saved the day again. They'd be able to rest for a whole other month!

And they all lived happily ever after. The End.

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