AN: Another idea I had in the works a few months back before I dropped off the face of the planet. A humorous, semi-crack fanfic like "The Tragedy of CV-6 the Romantic" or Rulesverse featuring OCs and canon characters from other fanfictions, Zuluverse, KC, AL, and possibly WSG.

To: "Shore Patrol List Serv"
From: "Admiralty List Serv"
Subject: Regarding Your New Role

Greetings,

If you're reading this message, congratulations, the Admiralty considers you to be both a responsible and an outstanding shipgirl.

As you may have noticed, we've been swamped with a backlog of rulebreakings and violations that need to be put into the books, but well, haven't been able to do so. While we don't we point any fingers, we have no doubt that this is a consequence of our recent and super-effective efforts at eliminating abyssal holdings worldwide. Why? Well, to quote one admiral who went insane from all your shenanigans, "a bored shipgirl is a dangerous shipgirl."

Since we're struggling enough to keep tabs on our resource stockpiles (thanks Akagi for wiping out our bauxite supplies again by the way -Arima), the Admiralty has decided to trust you with reporting any present and future incidents and troublemakers to us. We have high hopes that you will use your newfound powers responsibly. Hereafter, you are our de facto military police force. If you see a violator, you are granted free reign to punish the perpetrator as you see fit, or preferably submit us a formal complaint detailing the incident for formal review. To do so, simply use the attached form.

You should not use your powers for petty reasons. Doing so will result in your permissions being revoked and punished harshly.

Sincerely,

The Admiralty