ANGEL ON BOARD

AN: This is an AU I thought of in the middle of the night. (When a lot of my brilliant ideas come, btw.) Anthony DiNozzo is not who he seems. And, if it works out the way I want it to. The way it did in my head it is going to be so good.

Supernatural and NCIS Crossover

Chapter 1

Tony stopped in his track. He glared at Crowley. "What are you doing here?"

Crowley actually jumped. Sam and Dean had seen it with their own eyes. And, if they had not known better. They thought they saw a brief look of fear in his eyes.

"I asked you…." Tony said as he stepped towards the King of Hell.

Castiel suddenly appeared. He stepped toward Tony.

"Brother!" Castiel called out.

Tony continued to advance, ignoring the angel.

"Anthony, leave him be!"

This got Tony's attention. "Leave him be? He is an abomination who sold his soul for a third nipple."

"Actually, it was…." Crowley muttered.

"Silence, Swine!" Tony then said to Castiel. "What is the meaning of this?"

"He is…useful to us." Castiel said with the most reverence. He was, after all, talking to an archangel.

Tony look at both the Winchesters and then back to Castiel.

"What…?" Dean started to mouthed the words. He was not even really sure what he wanted to ask, where to begin.

"The King of Hell is useful to an angel?" Tony asked. "How is that possible?"

"I will sell out my demons in a heartbeat to save myself." Crowley said, speaking quickly, as if he expected to be interrupted.

Tony considered and nodded. "Yeah, that sounds like you."

"…and it was 3 inches…" Crowley pointed. "…down there."

Tony looked where he was pointing and chuckled.

"Double digits."

Tony continued to chuckle and shake his head.

"Crowley…I could almost like you. If you weren't such an enormous pain in my ass!" Tony replied. "You're like that annoying little gnat that you swat at and think you got and then it just comes back…again and again and again."

Crowley was visibly relieved.

"However,"

Crowley tensed up again.

"…you got away from me before. That does not happen to me. Do you understand what I am saying to you? That does not happen! I find you at one of my scenes again, or I find you NOT helping Sam and Dean…."

"Brother." Castiel said.

Tony nodded. "I won't kill him…today." He replied, looking pointedly at Crowley.

Castiel nodded, knowing that that was the best he was going to get from the archangel.

Both Castiel and Crowley disappeared, leaving the Winchester staring at Tony.

"What the hell was that?" Dean asked still trying to process all that he had just witnessed.

TBC