Author's note: A Crossover between Ed Edd Eddy and Empire Total War event happening at the beginning of the 18th century year 1716. Events from the Big Picture Show with part of the quotes the characters say. Warning: no historic accuracy. And I have Minor Factions Revenge mod which increases the number of men in units.

It was a quiet day in the Cul-De-Sac a suburb near the city of London the metropolis of an emerging Empire of the seas. There was no sign of activity wherever one would look behind the place there was however a small alley between a wall of planks where one could see only destruction and debris from some prank from the three outcasts from the suburb.

BANG

Ed entered in his room in the basement of his house with the door. He was in a total panic, he just pulled out his shoe and took out his sock and started to fill it with his own belonging.

"TROUBLE! BAD! BIG!" He said while taking some things including books with fantasy stories, clothes and so one as well as some bread with butter before going out from his room. In the meantime outside Sara and Jimmy were doing a play about pirates.

"Ok, Jimmy, are you ready?" Asked Sara and he clapped his hands.

"And Action." She said.

"OK. Argh, a thousand thunders you will pay for coming here cause I the feared Pirate Red Buckle will cut your nose and ate you ears." He said but not too convincing.

"Cut, cut, cut." Said Sara unimpressed "What was that! Come one seem like you mean it you are a blood thirsty bandit of the Western Indies, silly." Jimmy stayed for a second

"I found it Sara."

"And Action."

BANG

Ed just came outside the house and took his sponge collection "Save yourselves." He said hugging them before throwing them up "Be free dear friends. Trouble, Bad, Big." He said running away while the two were watching with suspicion.

At Double D's house he had just prepared his bags in an orderly manner but before he would leave he decided to write a note to his parents, the problem was that he was so sad and ashamed of what happened that he couldn't find his words or write properly. Just then he put his quill in the ink to write down a note and whenever he wasn't writing the way he wanted he put it back to calm himself but when he managed to finish it he wrote the word hurtful very shaken.

"OH, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!" He shouted starting to cry. Just then the door was broken and Ed came.

"Double D!" He said in panic.

Eddy had just finished packing in a panic he just wanted to get away from what was to come problem was that he had packed a lot that made it very heavy. When he heard someone at the door he immediately took a broom trying and tried to imitate his mother.

"Ahh, my little Eddy is not home right now." He said but the door opened.

"Don't hurt me." He said hiding behind his bed.

"Trouble, Bad." Said the panicked Ed entering with his belonging inside and accidentally collapsed on Eddy.

"It wasn't my fault I swear." He begged before seeing that it was only Ed.

"Ed you idiot." He said immediately closing the door and blocking it with a chair and a wardrobe.

"I thought it was one of those losers."

"What do we do Eddy! What do we do?!" He asked.

"What happened to sock head?" He said and Ed pulled Double D out from his sock having his backpack he shook himself from the dirt.

"We are fugitives Eddy, are you aware of the consequences we are about to endure all out because of our misguided chicanery." He said before Ed saw a shadow behind the drapery it meant only one thing.

"Too late, quick my brother's room." He said opening the other door and all went with their belonging after them while running they saw that the front door was forced by the kids. All three boys went to upstairs and Eddy opened the door to see if it was safe inside there was a fake camel with a three pointed hat a small window covered by draperies a raft with some books, the black bear carpet.

"Eddy, do you think it's wise?" Asked Double D.

"They shall never find us in here." He said and pulled his friends inside before going to the closet and found a black homemade wallpaper to imitate the wood he used Ed's tongue to glue it on the door before closing the door and placed the chains, a plank even used the hammed to fix thee more planks on the door to be sealed even placing a locker before going more and more back.

"This is all your fault, Sockhead."

"My fault? Funny that it is always my fault when yet another of your amazing scams goes awry." He whispered.

"Yeah well, why didn't you see to stopped me? You should a known it will go bad."

"Boy, did it go bad." Said Ed before hearing something coming from outside. They all stopped talking before Eddy noticed a mug on the wardrobe that was always locked. He pushed Double D to the door before a piece of bread with butter dropped from his coat, Eddy handed him the mug to listen to what was happening outside. The three were sweating to whatever was happening outside before they heard a munching inside. Ed was eating the bread and Double D dropped the mug before the door started to buckle.

"We are not long for this world." Said Ed said darting around to find shelter.

"The window." Said Double D and parted the curtains but it was bricked up.

"What is with my brother and this stupid bricks?" Eddy commented before Ed stomped over the rug to see a key to something.

"Eddy, look a key." Said Double D and Eddy thought it was to the wardrobe.

"Maybe there is an escape behind the wardrobe." Said Eddy taking the key to the wardrobe he opened it but found another key hole inside it.

"There must be another key." Said Eddy starting to look around with Double D. To the door the wooden bar breaks and the doorknob is kicked out by a foot.

"Eddy the door will not hold for much longer."

"Don't stand there look around." He said.

"Here guys my magical lumpy horse will save us." Ed said on the fake camel moving back and forth till the wood broke and found the key."Hey guys, look."

"There is the key!" Said Double D and Eddy took it to place it in the keyhole only for a handler to come out.

"Another trick Eddy." Said Double D.

"Doesn't matter!" Eddy shouted before one of the bars to the door broke. Eddy pulled the handler only for a trap to came and Ed almost feel in.

"Eddy look this trapdoor will lead us to an escape." Said Double D.

"Bingo. My bro is always prepared." He said taking his bag just in that moment a hand comes out and first felt the locker before he felt one of the knobs the door cracks a bit more.

"Lemme through! End of the line you dorks!" Said Kevin not seeing the secret trap door.

"Through it guys." Said Eddy and Ed jumped in first but his sock was very big and so Double D and Eddy jumped over it just when they noticed the kids were straining at the door. With one jump together they went through and were slipping threw a secret tunnel before they saw a light and in the next moment Rolf's head slams threw but too late.

"Rolf's vengeance will be swift and painful like Papa's charcoal anecdotes." He said before the door was broken and they went to the hole in the floor. All three Eds woke up the next moment on a carriage poised for London. Eddy looked back to see that the kids coming out from the tunnel but were very far away from them.

"They getting away guys." Said Nazz while the carriage was going farther and farther. Rolf let out a piercing whistle and his pig Wilfred galloped.

"Peel your onions Ed boy! And Cry, there is no escaping the son of a Shepherd." He said riding his Pig.

"Right behind you man." Said Kevin while he and Nazz went behind Rolf while Sara and Jimmy were side watching the whole event with interest.

"What do you think they have done this time Jimmy?"

"Whatever it was it must be worst than ever." He said.

"Ah, I think I am going to be sick." Said Double D.

"Not here you wouldn't." Said Eddy before plank almost ripped and destroyed hit the carriage near the driver just then the horses almost stumbled something and got scared and the carriage started to swing around with the eds trying to hold it not noticing that it almost his Johnny.

"Let them have it buddy." He said first scared then angry. The carriage had been put back in order but the kids were still following them, Eddy noticed the high Carriage traffic of the city as they were entering, this was their chance.

"Ah, so much undone, so much unsaid mother and father would be so annoyed." Said Double D before Ed that was having his feet leaning on the back one of them been bitten by Rolf.

"Yowch!"

"They got me guys." He said while been dragged out "I'm a goner! Save yourselves! "He said before almost been dragged out. "Don't forget about me." He was dragged out. "See yeah."

"ED!" said Edd and Eddy each catching an arm and started to pull till they placed him back on the carriage but Rolf refused to let go, eventually Ed's foot slipped Rolf's teeth and he was back on the carriage just when he turned abruptly to the right.

"Curse you Ed-boys!" Rolf said before he and his pig slammed by the wall of a building while the carriage went into the busy London carriage traffic. In the Traffic Kevin tries to look for the three but it was too difficult to find them. Later Nazz rolls to where Rolf should have been while Johnny carrying Plank he been out-of-breath. The Eds had get off the carriage and tried to bend with the surroundings thinking that by that the kids will not recognise them.

"Eddy, what do we do?" Ed asked still panicked while staying behind a wall of a building.

"We will blend in with the passersby for now till we find a safe place." Said Eddy before the three friends went in to blend with the people while walking Ed noticed Kevin and the other kids looking for them, he immediately showed to Eddy. On the sight of the kids they started to go more and more between the people just when a battalion of line infantry of Redcoats were moving to enter their barracks.

"Guys I have an idea we will go with them."

"But Eddy we don't have the age of enlistment. Plus it will be a gruelling experience." Said Double D dreading the physical labour.

"We will not actually enlist we will go to the barrack find some uniforms for us and pretend we are soldiers till we find a safe place. Now come on." He explained and pushed them between the third and fourth line of soldiers at the back and moved on till they entered the army barrack. The commander ordered the troops to go to their normal business while the friends stick to the soldiers till they reached the army closet near the pantry and munitions deposit. The three went unnoticed inside the closet and started to look for clothes that might fit them Ed and Double D were lucky to find red coats their size while Eddy had to accept one that was a little bigger than him but had to comply. They had their belongings in army backpacks after dressing and their casual clothes also been in them Eddy looked in all directions to see if there were guards outside. But when he saw none they went out in the army encampment just when there was a gathering ordered by the commander. They went in the field just when the gathering was finished trying to pretend as normal as possible.

"We will wait till the door opens and then go." Eddy said but they were spotted by a corporal.

"Hey you three get in the line, the commander's orders." He ordered.

"Ah, yes sir." Double D said and all three of them went in the line trying to look as normal as possible.

"Never seen you three around from where are you?" He asked.

"Well, ahh we have been transferred sir." Said Eddy with a stressed smile.

"Transferred you say? Aren't you three a bit small especially you." He said pointing at Eddy.

"I'm not small." He said in protest making the corporal to look in indignation.

"Excuse him sir. Our friend doesn't like to be called small; he is more a temperate one." Said Double D trying to convince the officer although he still had doubts.

"Hmm, very well, just go and grab a musket the colonel ordered us to move out in 10 minutes." He said.

"Eh, excuse me sir. But we are new to this barrack and could you tell us where the muskets are?" Said Double D trying to look polite and innocent.

"They are right next to you in that support." Said the corporal pointing to his left a support with four muskets with bayonets fixed on them. "And right next to them are the ammo pouches, grab them and be quick." Said the corporal before leaving the three of them.

"Looser." whispered Eddy before all three went to take a musket and an ammo pouch; Eddy however took some more paper cartages from another one. Before all of them went to the other soldiers that were prepared to go marching, Double D had some problems carrying his musket however while Ed was carrying it upside down. They had lined up in the last line in the back of the group.

"Company, forward march." Said the officer while the drummer started to beat the drum and the soldiers were marching on the pace of the drum outside the barracks. The battalion of 180 went throw the city.

"I wonder where we are going." Said Double D trying to hold his musket.

"You haven't heard?" Asked a soldier from behind them.

"We didn't hear very well when there was the gathering."

"We are going to the London docks; we will have to embark on a ship." Explained the soldier.

"For what are we actually embarking?" Asked Eddy.

"We weren't told much but I guess we will go by ship to some place." Explained another soldier with a black beard from their right.

"Oh my." Said Double D with dread.

"Stick to the plan." Eddy said continuing to move before hearing the kids.

"Aw, man where did those dorks went!" Asked Kevin angry.

"There should be around somewhere." Said Nazz.

"When Rolf gets his hands on the Ed-boys they will fill the wrath of the son of a shepherd." Said Rolf and thankfully none noticed that they were passing by them just when they reached the port and saw several more soldiers embarking on a ship. The company where the Eds were started to embark on a Fourth Ship of The Line next to the first one they saw. They were all ordered to move in and while the soldiers were embarking the Eds wanted to move away from the soldiers but Johnny with Plank were looking around and saw the three of them.

"Here you are. Guys I found them!" He shouted tracking their attention.

"Let's embark quickly." Said Eddy and he and his friends moved through while the kids arrived and saw them going on the plank to the ship. Just then rest of the kids arrived when the last redcoat embarked and the Eds were hiding from their view.

"How do you like your faces? Fried, scrambled or better scratched by splinters? Cause you are going down dudes."

"Plank wants first crack on them." Said Johnny.

"Rolf will use their hides as a crutch for Nana's goiter."

"Like thanks for the assist guys. Duh!" Nazz said while reaching to them and all the kids went to catch the ship that just lifted the plank and hoisted anchor ready to go to sea. Right when the kids were ready to catch the ship 5 guards stood in their way.

"Hold right there this ain't place for kids." Said one of them stopping them.

"We must get on that ship we must take revenge on three dorks." Said Kevin.

"You came too late boy; the ship is living the port." Said the soldier while the ship started to move away.

"We must get to them. Plank wants the first crack." Johnny said.

"Then swim mate. You will not get on that ship now." Said one before all pushed the gang aside just when the ship was far away from that dock.

"You haven't seen the last of me." Said Kevin going near the pier.

"DOOOOORRRRRKKKKKKKSSSSSS!" Shouted Kevin throwing a rock to the sea.

"I can't believe it! I almost had em! We can't let this go, man. Not after what they did!" Kevin said Ranting.

"What do we do now? Wait for them to come back?" Nazz said extending a hand and Kevin helped her get up before starting to cry. „Cause I got like a million things to do! Hair extensions, exfoliating scrubs, spray tan, fingernails glued and polished, a pustule of–"

"Shed tears no more, fuss bucket Nazz-girl. Rolf will unearth the Ed-boys and squash them like the parasite that infests Wilfred's tuchis! This is Rolf's word! Dawg?" Said Rolf.

"They're gonna wish they never messed with Nazz Van Bartonschmeer!"

"I ain't goin near that one with a ten-foot pole, buddy." He said to Plank watching Rolf's fury.

"What did you said?" He said before whispering to him. "You read my mind buddy it is time to call the elite forces." He said.

"They shouldn't have gotten too far I will see for what place the ship went and check if there is another one." Said Kevin walking away followed Nazz.

"Rolf will draw forth the pitchfork of retribution! The Ed-boys shall riddle Rolf's rind no more! Wilfred! To the shed!" He ordered and he popped out from the ground and ran towards Rolf while Sara and Jimmy were watching

"Pigs are so gross." Commented Sara.

"Oh God Sarah, they're gonna hunt down the Eds! What on earth did they do?"

"I don't know Jimmy?"

"Think of what will happen to them it will be worst then soap in the eye, worst then ragged clothes."

"Let's have a picnic and watch." She said and Jimmy made a pause.

"Oh yay, Sarah! I wouldn't miss this Ed-thrashing for all the operas in the world!" Jimmy said with excitement.

The ship was moving more and more away from the dried land of Great Britain and was joined in by other war ships. Eddy went to look back to see the situation, he saw that no one was following them and the ship was carrying on with the course.

"Hah. We've lost them." He said smiling before Double D looked back.

"How could you be so certain Eddy?"

"Those chunks will never catch us now. It will be only smooth sailing from now on." Said Eddy leaning on his back before the bell came out for another gathering. The Eds went down the wheel deck to hear the announcement.

"Gentleman this is the official order of the general." The commander said pulling out a paper to read.

Today in the Year of Our Lord 1717 we have been gathered for a special task that been the destruction of the pirate bases on the Leeward Islands. That been the task to ensure a safer conduct of sea trade for both Britain and all the nations of the world. For God, King and Country we shall go and destroy those bases with the scourges of the seas and we shall ensure the safety of this territory in the name of His Majesty. May God help Us.

"We are going to the Caribbean Islands." Ed said with excitement but Double D had other ideas.

"I've followed all the rules! Lived a life of decency and principle! So why didn't I follow my instincts? That one day these short-sighted sophomoric shell games would go too far!" He said in panicked while Ed hides behind Eddy.

"Double D's dark side makes my armpits sweat, Eddy"

"What doesn't?"

"Lost souls are we gentleman, blamed for eternity." He said collapsing on the deck.

"Head up Sockhead how many times Eddy steered you right." He said helping him up. "Don't answer that."

"Oh, if I may join the chat, if we are already in the army can't we start by finding more adventures after this pirate endeavour. Eddy could become army's ant soldier and you Double D could become the thinnest flag bearer." Ed said and he thought for a moment.

"I don't think I could get used to the awful thinking of been hit by bullets or by a cannonball." He said.

"Talk about stupid!" Eddy said grabbing his friends. "If there is a place also in the Caribbean so out of the way that is practically invisible."

"Dare I ask?" Said Double D clutching his face before turning to Eddy grinning. "And."

"Yeah, Eddy." Said Ed with enthusiasm.

"And if any of those losers try to get to us they will be sent back to Britain in a body cash." He said before clutching them closer.

"Where are we going Eddy?" Asked Ed excited while his friend went a few steps away before leaping into to air to give his announcement.

"My big bro's place." He said but Double D had lots of doubts first been how to get there.

"Eddy, I am have doubts about your brother giving us sanctuary."

"What are you kidding me we have a connection! Like twins! Brain waves and stuff! He is talking to me right now! He is right now waiting for us." He said and Ed got excited.

"But Eddy." Double D began getting him closer to whisper to his friends.

"How are we going to get to your brother's sanctuary if we are in the army? Asked Double D.

"Don't worry I will think of a way to escape right before we even go to battle." He whispered back. "We will need only to gather provisions and we are out of this ship. We only need to find the right moment to leave." He explained before a sailor came with three buckets of water and mops.

"Hey if you three finished talking about how the future great victory will be how about you start sweeping the deck of the ship."

"Right away." Said Eddy before the sailor turned around and the Eds took the mops and started to clean the deck. However Double D while trying to get more water he dropped his bucket overboard.

"We only need to behave as normal as possible and then strike at the moment." Said Eddy sweeping the deck.

Back in the Cul-de-Sac, the kids started to prepare unfortunately they have heard that the next ship will be after 5 days during that time the gang of Cul-De-Sac started to prepare however for what is going to be a hard journey. Johnny just went to his secret hideout to become Captain Melonhead and Splinter the Wonderwood after a small attempt to show off and he didn't had the melon vision instead but he turned to normal and had his visor on.

"It's Melon time!" He said and started to jump over the roofs of the houses. While somewhere else Kevin on his bike with Nazz moving around trying to make the time pass while the insects were constantly hitting them.

"These bugs are freaking me out!" Said Nazz.

"Get a grip, Nazz! This rage train ain't stopping till I thump those three twerps! Whoa." He said before a cloud of flies. They hit it at full speed and go straight through it. When they come out, they are blanketed in dead flies.

"Kevin, stop!" Said Nazz while Kevin was rubbing his eyes of the dead flies but they crashed on a shed and the bike was destroyed.

"Au it hurts." Said Nazz.

"Oh man! I am so sorry!" Said Kevin.

"Oh I am fine." Said Nazz extending his arms expecting a hug but he went to his bike.

"It was totally my fault!" He said running pass by her and went to his bike "This can't be happening. My bikes thrashed!" He heaves it upright and begins to work on it.

"Hello. Remember me?"

"Nazz. We need to figure out where those foul-ups took off to and head em off. I'm pretty sure they won't be going back to the cul-de-sac. Not after what they did." He said starting to repair his bike.

"That'd be the last thing they'd do. They're like such cowards." Said Nazz.

"Good one, Nazz. Say, you got one of those hairpin things?" He asked.

"Totally!" She said and gave him a hairpin and the boy rewire's the bike.

"Cowards run and hide, right? So who's the one person in the world that Eddy trusts, 'sides his two loser pals?"

"What about his brother?"

"That little twelp wouldn't dare...That's it they are going to Eddy's brother's place." He said before hugging Nazz. "Nazz you are awesome, babe."

"Oh." She returned the gesture.

"HOLD IT! Eddy's brother will murder us if he finds out we're after his little brother! We're wasting time! We gotta get those dorks before they get there. If they get there before we get there, they'll never get theirs."

"What?"

"Forget it! We gotta go." He placed her on his bike now with the thought of finding a ship to get to the Eds before they get to Eddy's brother.

In the meantime Rolf on Wilfred managed to find however a small merchant ship with the destination the Caribbean seas. Rolf was watching to the front of the ship to see if there was any sign of the eds he looked till he saw something in the horizon hopping to be them on a raft.

"We must not be seen, as the Ed-boys will surely flee, Wilfred! Lay low, and follow Rolf's posterior." He said going out of sight while the ship advances suddenly he brainlessly jumped over with a pitchfork on the raft.

"ED-BOYS! SHAKLAHAM! SHOOKEE! SHLOOHORM! DON'T EVER! DO THAT! AGAIN! SLAHEE FISHMONGER! Calle! Cai!" Before realising it was nothing his pig and another sailor with a pipe was looking to him.

"Oy mate, you were impressive with the pitch fork hope we will be able to rely on you to fight off pirates then." He said laughing before turning around leaving only the pig watching.

"The Ed-boys think they have played Rolf as a phony baloney. But they have yet to feel the wrath of this SON OF A SHEPHERD!" He said going on the ship to unlock the suitcase with different objects before opening another that was containing eggs before spotting a metallic object on the raft and putting an egg to fry while throwing the crusts to be eaten by the pig. He with all his strength takes the raft and starts to see to it he found some pillow whom he pours oil from a canister before he throws the canister and the cork over his shoulder. The cork lodges in Wilfred's nose, and the pig begins to snort.

"Wilfred! You interrupt Rolf's study! Do you think this is party time for 1713? No!" Rolf turns back to the chair. Taking out a muffin, he proceeds to dab it in the oil. He then looks at it. The eg on the cooking pot is finished and he takes it and places it on the muffin. Wilfred rams him from behind. Rolf drops the muffin, and Wilfred scrambles over and eats it.

"Wilfred! Has your thinking box collapsed Do not eat Rolf's tell-all! Back I said." He said pushing the pig and the supplies back before Wilfred rams Rolf and almost fell overboard. "Cursed swine! Consider yourself stricken from the annual son-of-a-shepherd custard bake-off!" He said while trying to get back in order before he saw a floating wooden bucket. Rolf immediately took it and read it had the name of the ship the three Eds went Neptune. He immediately grabbed the pig by his nose and put it to sniff.

"Rolf will have the ed-boys on a split by the following moon." He said.

Later that day the Eds had finished their job and were having lunch on the deck with the other soldiers the meal consisted of salt biscuits that needs to be put on something liquid to soften it while there was also real bread alongside a pound of salted pork, beans and barely Double D decided he would drink water for as much as possible while it was fresh aside from that he would rather prefer to sleep on the deck then under it with all the rats and insects.

"Can your brother send me brain waves Eddy?" Ed asked while eating his bread with butter.

"If only you had a brain Ed." Said Eddy taking a spoon of peas in his mouth.

"Come on Eddy have a heart." Said Ed.

"Courage, courage Eddward." Said Double D eating his breakfast before the bell rung signalling the end of lunch time, they immediately put their food in a container, before going to their business just in that time they were passing by a bank of fish.

"Look guys, fishi-fishi there fishi-fishi everywhere." Said Ed.

"My bro could travel and catch a billion fish. A regular stamp on him." He boosted while Ed went to him excited.

"Your brothers got fishie-fishies Eddy?!" Asked Ed excited.

"Haven't we poked and prodded fate enough for this time Eddy? I am scared." He whispered.

"Poor little Sockhead. He is so neeve."

"You mean naive Eddy."

"That too. My big bro will not let anything happen to me, and I will tell you what-I'll put in a good word for you two."

"Thank you Eddy! Your brother certainly is a kind, upstanding and generous human being."

"He got fishie-fishies Double D." Said Ed joyfully.

"Ah, yeah what might be the estimate time of arriving at your brother's sanctuary when we leave before the battle Eddy?" Whispered Double D.

"Beats me. I don't know where he is living." Said Eddy and double D stopped dead.

"Wait you mean that we are simply going with the army on to the Leeward Islands!" He said astounding.

"No, I am taking you to my brother's house. But you must find in this time where he lives." Said Eddy calmly.

"Oh, oh let me Eddy I know a good figure. The seas have life Eddy." While Double D clutches his hands on his forehead.

"Yeah and an idiot is floating on a ship on them."

"Hold it right there! We're not taking one more step until we deduce the whereabouts of your brother, Eddy!" Said Double D stepping in front of them while walking on the deck.

"Forget to pay the brain bill?" He said with a smirk.

"But Eddy, your brother's always been somewhat of an enigma! I've got nothing to go on!"

"Better hurry up, big bro's a-waitin." He said not paying attention before Ed grabs him by the leg.

"Oh, oh Eddy! Do you think I could get your brother's autograph?" He asked and Eddy took out his wallet and showed him a postcard.

"Ta-da! Like this one?"

"Eddy's brother's autograph." Said Ed in aw before taking the postcard. "Thank you."

"Give it back Ed, my brother sent me that Post Card. You will goanna wreck it." He said to Ed while going to him to get it back.

"Autograph Eddy!"

"I will give you and autograph with my foot. Give it back." Said Eddy while Double D took the Postcard and started to inspect it.

"Dive captain dive!" He said while collapsing.

"A Post Card it will be the very clue we need." He said while Eddy took in Ed's redcoat sleeve only to meet a putrid stench, before he noticed Double D having it, while Ed decided to draw something.

"Hey give it back." Said Eddy before Double D showed the map of the postcard.

"Eddy look, the map on the post card is of the Caribbean Islands. It means that your brother must be there somewhere either in Jamaica. Or any other island in the Caribbean." He said while Eddy took the postcard back.

"Why are you saying any other island?" He said before Double D took a pencil from Ed while Eddy was hit by a plank while placing the postcard back in his wallet.

"I made a picture for you big brother Eddy do you think he will like it." Said Ed showing him the plank before Eddy turned to Double D trying to put the pieces together.

"I made a connection of what might be with your brother Eddy. Taking into account the Stink Bomb recipe, the heinous hot sauces and my favourite misleading treasure maps I deduce your brother is quit the joker."

"You got that right he is the king baby." He said before he twang Double D's nose.

"Well with this what he could do with his malicious deeds in the Caribbean?" Asked Double D before Ed been hit by an idea.

"I know! It says in this newspaper! Heathen pirates and privateers raiding Spanish Galleons and merchants throughout the sea from Cuba to Hispaniola." He said placed a page from a newspaper on the floor.

"That is the coincident." Said Double D before Eddy took the newspaper.

"Privateers and Pirates? Bunch of rum-sucking thieving goo-"

"Uh-uh Eddy! No autograph, no Newspaper." Ed said taking the article back before Double D deduced something.

"That's it Eddy, with the War with Spain over for several months now the pirates had retreated, it is possible that maybe he is on one of the pirate outposts making commerce with them." Said Double D.

"He is then probably either on the Leeward Islands or in Jamaica."

"That would mean that we will have to stick with the army till we arrive there and then probably find a way to escape the battle and find a way to Jamaica if he isn't at our first destination." Said Double D.

"Don't worry I will have an escape plan once we arrive." Whispered Eddy before they heard the captain talking to the commodore and the regiment commander from the bridge.

"Gentleman I have good news due to this good wind we shall probably reach our target in less than three days if it continues to blow." Said the commodore calculating the speed of the ship.

"Excellent from what I can tell the general wants after we deal with the pirates and ensure the safety of our trade he ordered us to go for India to get to attack the collapsing Mughal Empire. Target been two provinces near Calcutta." Said the commander.

"We will go only to the Caribbean to find my Big Bro and that is that." Whispered Eddy to his friends and stayed quit for the rest of the day and the next.

In the meantime back in Britain. Cul-de-sac.

Jimmy and Sara were playing around the house due to the fact that the eds, Rolf, Johnny with Plank, Nazz and Kevin went after the eds where the army went they couldn't do much in those 3 days except waiting and they waited till they got bored and decided to do something fun so they started to imagine while walking around the place how the beating will be that till they reached the outskirts of the Cul de Sac where only bad things could happen at every moment. Jimmy didn't want to go there although there was none around they could only bump into the crazy sisters.

"I don't want to go there I had nightmares about going there and always wake up almost ready to fall off from bed." He said scared.

"Fine, but it is the best shortcut." Sara said and dozed in after a time of contemplation Jimmy decided to follow.

"Hope Kevin knocks Eddy's teeth out." He said and walked in but took to the wrong way opposite from where Sara went to the right while he went to the left side and after a time he trips over a piece of wood and falls right in a basket of clothes when that falls but it wasn't from anyone it was belonging to the Kanker Sisters who were washing it on the river. The load slips behind May and the rest turned to her.

"Oh, well done May." Said Marie

"Yeah as if the clothes weren't dirty enough! Quit holding up the line!" Lee said and swings a bucket of clothespins at May but she avoids it on time and hits a hammock.

"Watch it Lee." She shouts and the bucket hits her it worked as a slingshot. "That didn't even hurt." She said before Marie hits her with a bat.

"Get back to works Snoutface. My skivvies ain't going to wash themselves." She said putting some clothes to wash in the river.

"Heh, Snoutface. Good that one Marie." Said Lee while putting an undershirt on a wire and Jimmy was picking before May started to take some clothes and mistakenly took Jimmy's foot.

"If you weren't so fashion dogs there wouldn't be so much laundry to do." She said before getting Jimmy out from the pile.

"Ah, please don't hurt me!" He said tracking her attention.

"It seems someone left something in the pocket!" Said May showing to her sisters.

"What is it?" Asked Lee.

"Looks like whats-his-face." Said May.

"Let's call him Dutch."

"A little far from home are we Dutch." Lee asked with a large grin on her face.

"Uh-oh Dutch needs a Diaper." Said May.

"I am fine I really am fine." Said Jimmy

oh he is squirming." May said and started to nurse him almost putting a bottle of rum in his mouth but Lee steals it.

"Dutch ain't a baby." Said Lee throwing him down to take him by the head. "He is a grown man. Bet she wants a date." She said before turning to him and shout "WHERE'S MY FLOWERS DUTCH!" She said before laughing.

"Oh I don't need flowers I need him to do laundry." Said Marie covering him with clothes putting the poor boy near the river before Lee took him back.

"Baby's don't do laundry." May said.

"He is mine." Lee said grabbing him by the arm. "Gimme my man."

"Laundry boy's all mine girls." Said Marie.

"Back off Marie."

"He is my baby!" Said May.

"I will get stretch marks." He complained before seeing his pants almost to be destroyed.

"Stop I just wanted to see Ed, Edd and Eddy get cracked." Said Jimmy and the girls dropped him.

"What did you said about our boyfriends?" Lee said menacing.

"None of your beeswax." Said Sara coming from behind with a menacing look.

"My hero." Jimmy said eyes fill with gratitude but the sisters went over and overpowered her getting her by the feet and limbs.

"Get off me, let me go!" She said angrily struggling.

"So none of our beeswax huh? What a shame!" Said Lee having her finger fill with saliva from her mouth and started to do the Wet Willy.

"That is so grows." Sara said while Jimmy was watching helplessly.

"So tell us twerp." Started Marie.

"What do you and Dutch know about our boyfriends." Said May before Jimmy came to them and the torture stopped.

"Stop! Enough! The Eds did something really bad! Something big happened and everyone's angry they want to chase them to give them they're just dessert. But they had managed to escape with the army that is going to the Caribbean to fight the pirates!" He said before he started to cry. "Ahh, I am such a snitch!"

""Did you hear what Dutch say." May said.

"Nobody beats my man except me." Said Marie angrily.

"Take the squirts girls if they went to the Caribbean we shall need them it is time to continue our family tradition." Lee said and all started to laugh evilly while the two kids watch helplessly.

Author's note: I also introduced a post-main story from Treasure Island, also inspired from the game: Destination Treasure Island.