"Oh God" Speech

'Kazuma' thought/ foreign language

"DIE!" Chi infusioned shout

I do not own Ranma 1/2

"Master Kuno!" Running through the halls of the Kuno estate was there faithful servent and personal ninja Sasuke as he scoured the halls looking for his master. Rushing to the traing hall he slammed up the doors to see his master face down in the center of the hall.

"This is bad very bad." the ninja thought in worry when his master informed him that was to vanquish the martial artist the struck Akane Tendo he didn't think to much into that being the fact that he didn't have anytime to gather any intelligence on him. The worry quickly faded once his master returned to the estate with hardly a hair out of place even odder was the look of determination on his face as not one but two scrolls were clenched in his hands before heading to the family training hall without a word.

In the passing days all the young master did was train this didn't worry Sasuke as Kuno at least stopped to get the bare minimum amout of food and sleep. While this was going on Sasuke could help but notice the subtle changes from the young master for starters while Kuno was a skilled swordsman there was always a wild uncontrolled passion when he swung his sword. Now he seemed more focused and calmer and while that passion was still there it was more controlled and directed at a specfic goal.

Rushing to his masters side he reached for him only for his wrist to catch. "Master Kuno you're alive!" Sasuke shouted as tears of joy fell from his face.

"Of course I'm alive you fool!" Kuno said as he looked to his hand flexing it as turned to his ninja. "Sasuke preparations are in order, it will so be time for that Vile Sorcerer Soatome finally meets his end."

Tendo Dojo

"Uuuhhhh why is this so hard!" Ranma growled out in frustration. Sitting in the middle of his room Ranma trying to 'seperate his emotions from his chi' as the Old Ghoul said. The term was trying to as he couldn't seem to tap into it. It didn't help that there was a loud snore coming from the other side of the room.

Your getting distracted! said the sign that was quickly shoved into the heirs face.

"Whose fault is that pops!" Ranma growled out pushing the sign away glaring at the panda that was his father.

The one getting distracted!

"Instead of getting in the way, how about you give me some advice." Ranma growl out only for a smirk at the surprised look on his fathers face. "Oh right I forgot."

Panda Genma proceed to pull out some signs. A martal artist of my caliber doesn't need any cheap tricks! I've won my fight on talent and skill!

Ranma could only look at the signns before him so stunned with shock at the claim that he was unable to even think of a response to that claim.

"RANMA STOP MAKING SO NOISE YOUR DISTURBING THE HOUSE YOU JERK!" Akane voice eurpted even hearing it from his room.

"YOUR THE ONE SHOUTING YOU UNCUTE TOMBOY!"

"WHAT WAS THAT!"

"Well I'm out of here later Pops!" Ranma said before jumping out of the window. "Guess I'm going to the forest better gear up first." he said to himself taking to the rooftops.

While he started running the Saotome heir's mind began to wounder about his problem. While most technies came easy to him it was always chi attacks that took the longest heck making his own attack took a couple of days to use and even longer to get to his current level.

"Theres got to be something I'm missing." he said to himself before a loud squeal drew his attenton to the floor below. Walking away from the ice cream stand his (at least for now(1)) rival walking down the street this be a problem if it wasn't for that little kleptomaniac Azusa was with him.

His eyes widen at the sight of a familiar pig thrushing at an attempt at freedom to no avail. It was only when it was offered some of the short girls frozen treat did he calm down. "Might as well go to the source." he said to himself before jumping to the ground below.

Kazuma could only deadpan as he watched Azusa feed her 'pet' Charlotte(3). "You know I don't think pigs should eat ice cream." he said only to flinch at the cute pout he recieved in response.

"Well what do I know." he quickly added causing the skater to drop the pout like it was never there to begin with.

"Yo Kazuma whats up!" a voice shouted behind drawing there attention to Ranma with a grin giving a small wave. His grin only widen when he locked eyes with the piglet who quickly reverted to squeling in protest.

"Hey...you whats ah whats going on?" Kazuma was clearly not sure about the teen standing before him.

Wrapping his arm around Kazuma's shoulder he attempted to leaned him away. Attempted being the word as Kazuma remained firmly rooted to his spot. "Sorry to pull you away from your date but I kinda gotta ask you something."

Choosing to ignore the comment Kazuma looked to Ranma still planted firmly to the ground. "What do you want?"

Seeing he wasn't dealing with someone more gullible Ranma decided to simply ask. "Well I was having a like and I mean only a little problem with my training so I figured..."

"Hold that thought!" Kazuma interupted sensing a presence above him. Looking up he sees a familiar bird circling overhead. "Sorry you two got to cut this short." he started to walk back in the direction of his apartment.

"Where are you off to!" the Heir to Anything Goes shouted as he followed after himnot liking being ignored.

"Don't leave Azusa behind!" the skater shouted as she gave chase.

Coming to a stop he turned to the two followers a determined smile on his face. "It's time to go to work."

2 Hours Later Kazuma's Apartment

"Don't go, Azusa doesn't want you to!" Azusa cried in saddness. Kazuma could only look down at Azusa who whined and cried as she latched onto his leg.

"Come on how can you look at that face, doesn't it just brake your heart." Nabiki said clearly enjoying the show of Kazuma walking around his apartment filling things into a bag(2) with the little skater latched along for the ride.

"Your not helping. In fact what are all of you doing here?" Kazuma voice rose as he looked to group that form. Currently sitting in his apartment was the Tendo/Saotome clan, the Amazons and Azusa who up until a minute ago was fighting off Akane over Charlotte/P-chan.

"Oh my we were curious to know what your up to." Kasumi said in her ever kind hearted tone as she watched Kazuma walk into the backroom only to returns seconds later wearing a strange glove.

"It's not even a big deal in fact I don't even know if I'll accept the job." Kazuma explain as he opened his apartment window and made a sequence of wistles while sticking his gloved hand out as the falcon from before handed on it allowing the group to finally get a good look at it.

Standing at a slightly larger size then a usual falcon this regal creature held itself with a sense of purpose. The birds feathers were pure white except on its back which were black in the shape of a magatama bead. Also on it's back was a thin tube with a red gem on it.

"When the whole adventure/rescuer became a thing we needed a way to spread information so we went with falcons. These babies are bred and trained to scour the globe giving us missions." Kazuma explained as he held his magatama bead over the red gem cause it to turn blue releasing the tube.

Everyone could only stare at the bird in wonder, well everyone but Azusa who glared at it actually didn't see it as cute but the thing trying to take her knight away.

Curiosity was what Nabiki felt as she watched her friend silently read the note eyebrow raised in concentration. "So what's it say, Saving a princess or stopping the evil genius at his volcano base?"

"Neither it's a simple bounty/bodyguard mission apparently this town is being harassed by some gang and needs protection so they pay for each arrest. It shouldn't take more then two days to do this. You hear that Azusa TWO DAYS NOW LET ME GO!" Kazuma said shouting as he bent down to the skaters height.

After a moment of shock Azusa did just that before flinging her arms around his neck and before Kazuma could do anything Azusa pulled herself upward before planting a passionate kiss. The other people in the room to only stare in shock at the turn of events with most turning theirs head away except for a small handful who either watch with surprise, unknown annoyance or was forming questions in there heads

With a blush on her faceAzusa could only look up at Kazuma using the legendary puppy dog eyes and hopeful.

"W-Will you bring Azusa something back?"

Momentarily distracted by the kiss Kazuma quickly felt his resolve fail the moment he saw to dreaded attack. With a nod Azusa was all smiles as she jumped at Kazuma pulling him into a hug the past hour or so no longer being a thing she cared about.

"So when do we leave?" Ranma asked jumping to his feet ready for action this brought everyone mostly back on topic.

Kazuma raised an eyebrow at the moment. "We? What do you mean we?"

"Yeah you could use the help and to tell you the truth I could use a change in scenery. So I'll offer my help for this one time." Ranma said with a smirk this was perfect all he had to do was go on this mission and see Kazuma use pure chi again. It shouldn't be to hard to learn it after seeing it not used on him.

"Hey your definitly no leaving without me!" Mousse shouted he knew exactually what Ranma was doing nd he'd be danmed if he was going to let him get a leg up on him using pure chi.

"P-Chan wait this isn't our house!" Akane shouted as her beloved pet jumped out of her arms into the apartment only a splash was heard from the back.

"Hey there is no way I'm not coming along!" Ryoga shouted running out the back wearing a yellow t-shirt and black kung-fu pants.

"Hey Ryoga haven't seen you in a few days how ya been?" Ranma greeted his friend. "Got so lost you wound in Kazuma's apartment."

Kazuma looked at Ryoga suspiciously only for it to turn to a glare. "Dude are you wearing my clothes?" Kazuma looked the Hibiki boy up and down.

Ryoga growled in annoyance as he stood firm in his conviction. "That's not important I'm coming and that's final."

"Not interested I don't need either of you slowing me down." Kazuma said coldly as he responsed to the mission, reattached the tube and pulling out a treat that the bird greedly ate before taking flight.

"Sooo when do we leave?" Ranma again asked completely ignoring the confortation.

"Your not."

"Young man despite our differences it is in my nature as an adult to tell you that when someone offers you help you should not let your pride get in the way." Soun explained in a sage like tone with his eyes closed completely missing the deadpan stare Kazuma gaving him.

A smile quickly formed on Kazuma's face turning to the group. "You know Soun your actually right." he then turned to the amazons in the room.

"So Shamps you up for a quest?" Kazuma asked to the Amazon in question who eyes widened in surprise. "Ah Koron that cool with you?" Kazuma quickly asked just to recieve a nod of approval.

"Aiya!" was her only response.

"What there is no way I'll let my darling Shampoo go on a trip with a perverted bastard like you!" Mousse shouted rising to his feet with a fire of rage directed at the lone adventure.

"Yeah why would you take Shampoo when you could take me!?" Ranma shouted in protest in a tone as if he just heard the stupidest thing ever.

"Because Shampoo is not only a talented martial artist but she's able to both help out and keep up. Plus having something pretty to look at never hurts." Kazuma causally explained to the group just as Akane rose to her feet finger point accusingly.

"I KNEW IT YOUR NOTHING BUT A NO GOOD PERVERT!" She shouted as if the group was not all in the same room.

"Akane that's rude, you shouldn't say that it'll start a rumor." Kasumi said trying to due damage control whill she failed to do so with Ranma she'd try harder this time.

"No Kasumi she's right I am a bit of a pervert." Kazuma causlly said to the shock of everyone. "And no I don't mean like some creep, just a guy who notices a pretty girl and has no problem admitting it. For the most part I try to get to know the girl if I'm checking them out. Beside I don't let it distract my training so no harm done." before anyone could voice a complaint, no such luck.

"How can you be so causal about admitting that, as a martial artist you have to be a pillar among the cmmunity like myself." Soun said condescendingly secertly praying the young adventurer never met a certain dwarf.

A scowl formed on Kazuma's face as he stared down the Tendo patriarch. "Oh boo hoo I like tits and ass so what I'm brave enough to be who I am in the face of intolerant bigots like your entire school.(4)" he said not noticing the blush growing several peoples faces.

"That's what they all say it's only a matter of time before you trying stealing girls panties and bras." Akane accused glaring up at the one that dare strike her unjustifiably.

Kazuma's eyes widen in shock. "What! Who hell would do that I want to see girls in that stuff not take it for myself. The weirdos out there making everyone look bad." he said whispering the last part to himself.

Shaking his head in annoyance Kazuma turns to the purplette. "So Xian-Pu you coming or what?"

"Shampoo..."

Kazuma was pulled by his hood into Genma Panda's face. Take the boy! was the sign the panda held up.

"Stay out of this pop! But he's right I'm way better then Shampoo I'm the one who should be going." Ranma more whine then anything much to Shampoo annoyance who was not about to let him talk down to her Airen or not.

"Shampoo coming, when leave."

"I guess in like an hour just pack for like two days we'll go there and come straight back. Yeah I'll get you we it's time." he explained causing the amazon to nod before jumping out the window to the Neko with her grandmother hot on her trail.

"NO! Shampoo you can't go, not with me!" Mousse shouted before giving chase.

"Deep down I knew you idiots would just follow me. Though I'm surprised Ryoga's still wearing my cloths." hearing the comment Ryoga at least had the decency to look sheepish as he rubbed the back off his head.

"YOU! How dare you show your face around here!" Mousse threated as he glared at the adventure before him. Getting into his face the two stare at each other one has a glare while the other looks impassive. "Shampoo is mine and I won't just let you take her away!"

"Is this guy for real?" rather then deal with the hidden weapons master Kazuma turned to the Saotome heir. "So I see you've decided to invite yourself along this isnt a game you know."

"Ha you think this is the first gang any of us have been up against you'll be surprised with what I can do." Ranma boasted at the same time kinda down playing the rest of the groups abilities. As he looked from Kazuma to the only person he actually invite Shampoo turned away with a hmph. After all she wasn't going to let anyone bad mouth her skills as a martial artist airen or not, he'd notice her ignore him and apologies how long could that take.

"That's not what bothers me it's that this is my job and while I don't really care if three out of four of you die I don't want to fail this mission." Kazuma honestly ignoring the looks the group gave him.

While one was happy the others were shocked by the honestly.

Before the three could complain Kazuma had already set out running through the forest, with a certain buxom amazon following close behind.

Quickly getting there wits about them the trio of young martail artist followed keping pace with the two.

If one were to use one word to describe the town of Inshō-tekide wanai it would be plain. Heck even it's name translated to unimpressive. But it was a simple town only a few buildings reached up to the two stories. But dispite this it was a nice town and one could even say it was beautiful if not for the pouring rain.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU ALL HAD CURSES!" A voice shouted throught he treeline serperaing the forest from the town. "Your telling me there's a soap that can keep your curse in check and you don't keep it with you!?"

"Look it's not as easy as it sounds." a currently female Ranma protested carrying both the cursed forms of Ryoga and Mousse while staying a go twenty feet away from Shampoo who was currently riding on Kazuma's head.

"It sounds pretty simple you and Xian-Pu were forced there to train so you two get the pass. Ryoga somehow followed you there while getting lost and Mousse willingly stomped into a spring so clearly we know who the dumbasses of your group is." Kazuma snidely remarked causing an uproar from the cursed duck and pig.

Ignoring the angry squeals the two humans jumped out the forest to the town below.

Walking down toward his contacts residence which just happens to be a resturant Kazuma turns to his group. The interior was a simple place not yet open due to the early hours.

"I'm sorry were closed right now." Upon seeing the group enter one of the waitresses exclaim.

"Oh no it's alright were actually here for a job sent by a Bronk Aoyama." With causal wave of his hand Kazuma explained before looking to his group. "And can we get some hot water please?"

This didn't go unnoticed as one of the waiters walked up to the adventure eyeing him suspisously. "Mr Bronk a request huh well we'll see about that." he said as he walk to the back room only taking his eyes off the group once he fully submerged in the darkness. The moment the door was closed loud murmuring could be heard.

"About that hot water." Kazuma raised a finger regaining the room attention as one of the waitresses went off to the task.

Seconds later the back room door burst open as the waiter from earlier looked away sheepishly as another figure mowed him out of the way revealing himself to the room. A bald burly man wearing jeans and a short-sleeved button-up walked to the group.

Seeing the man approach Kazuma stood up straight with a salute. "Kazuma Hishigaki Rank-B." he responded professionally as he pulled the mission request out of his jacket. Getting the hot water he hands it to Ranma who walked into the bathroom animals in tow.

"So do you think you can help us?" Bronk asked clearly lacking confidence in the sitiuation.

"Sir when you need a job done right then Accept No Substute!"

"Aiya." Shampoo said surprised at the sight before her a pair of binoculars in her hand before they were snatched away.

"You took the word out of my mouth Shampoo." Ranma said not noticing the lack of response before his binoculars were taken away.

Riding toward the town was what could called less of a gang and more of a an army of no less then one hundred strong raising the question how no one else reported this before.

"Hey what's the deal!" he shouted to the thief before him.

"Hey I only have two pairs of binoculars so we have to share." was Kazuma's response as he passed then to Ryoga and Mousse who both gapped at the ridiculously large 'gang'.

"So from what Bronk said they come through town twice a day both basically going and coming from somewhere. This would be a problem if it wasn't for the fact they destory parts of the town, dine and dash and generally making an ass of themselves. They've apprently used to beat people up but stopped once they were given free roam to do as they please." Kazuma explained to the group noticing the general look of annoyace of the actions of the gang ironic being they've all probably done the same if not worse in Nerima.

"Great so we'll stop then before they even get here." Mousse said pretty pride of his logic.

"No we're going to let them into town."

"You bastrad how can you be so callous to let these people continue to be put in danger!" Ryoga roared pulling Kazuma's collar to face him.

Rolling his eyes in annoyance Kazuma made Ryoga buckle with a quick shot to the knee. Releasing his grasp Ryoga could do nothing as he was then flipped onto his back with a foot firmly planted on his throat.

"I have had just about enough of all you Nerima folk always giving me the third degree!" Kazuma could only shout in rage as glared at the group.

"If we don't wait for that gang to come into town then were not defending the town were just beating up a gang which it's what the mission described. That means the mission doesn't exist. That means the guild doesn't get recognition and I don't get paid. I take my job seriously, so I know what I'm doing." Kazuma finished his rant removing his foot jumping off the roof to the ground below.

"So we have a plan right?" Mousse asked very put off from the display. Looking around he see both Ranma and Shampoo had already left him with a currently stunned Ryoga.

Just on the outskirts of the town was the deafing roar of motorcycle engines as the gang progressed as normal. Despite the title of gang the members were all vastly different with each member dressed differently and even riding different bikes, the only things they had in common was the red banadana with black horns wrapped around some part of their person.

"Say boys how about a stroll through town for bite." the one up front clearly the leader wearing a black leather jacket over a white t-shirt and tight jeans shouted getting a chorus of cheers as they zoom closer to town. Once they appeared at the towns entrance they came to a halt at the sight before them.

Standing before them was none other then Shampoo. "Ni hao." she greeted with a smile and a small wave.

"Ni hao yourself babydoll how about you ditch this one horse town go for a ride with us." the leader said smoothly as he eyed the purplette.

Rather then respond Shampoo turned around while bending over before giving her rump a few smacks. "Catch Shampoo first." she said with a wink before running off.

Smirk on his face the leader roared to his gang. "You heard her boys time to catch that cutie with the booty!" causing another round of clears one even twirling around a chain that seemed to glow before taking off.

Shampoo ran through the open streets of the weaving through obsticles and bouncing off one building to the other. As she raced through the town she would go between throwing obstacles which knocked a few off their bikes.

"Ohh pretty lady likes to play dirty huh, I can dig it." the leader said smile forming on his face as his started to glow red.

Do to not having a good layout of the town after an hour of running that the amazon finally hit a dead end. While it was an open area the building were all connected and a bit to high to jump to without a running start.

"Well well looks like theres nowhere left to run huh little mama, so how about that ride." the leader of the gang said still on his face. Removing his helmet as he pulled out a switch bladecomb slicking it back as he got off his bike.

Walking till the two were a foot apart the leader held out his hand. "Names Johnny Johnny Kcolraw so what do you say babygirl ready to split this scene?"

Smile still on her face shook her head negative before pointing behind Johnny.

Following the finger Johnny's eye widened at the sight were his once powerful army like gang stood now was only a handful of soliders who all were shocked by not only the drop in numbers but also the fact no one notice this.

"W-What happened Slugger were is everyone?" Johnny asked one of his boys known for carrying a Lil slugger bat.

"I don't know boss they were here when we started." Looking to the one beside him a man almost twice his size. "Kyojin you seen were the gang went?" only to recieve a shrug.

"Did you do this little lady!" Johnny looked accusingly just for the purplette to hold her index and thumb as close as possible without them touching.

"Shampoo help, mostly them." the amazon pointed to the roof where the rest of the group stood ready for action.

"See Ranma I told you a babe like Shamps could get an army to follow her!" Kazuma loudly proclaimed thanks to that no one the blush that lightly dusted Shampoo's face.

Johnny's face quickly changed from shock to cocky smirk as he combed through his hair. "Looks like it's time to rumble a boys!"

"Why did he do that!?" Ryoga shouted never suspecting to see someone comb thier hair before a fight.

"Don't care I'm coming Shampoo!" Mousse shouted ready to "defend" Shampoo as he jumped down to the street quickly engaging Johnny the male amazon wrapped him in place with his chains before cocking his fist back.

Smirk still present Johnny puckered his lips before releasing a whistle causing his motorcycle to roar to life shocking many as it drove itself into Mousse sending the semi-blindboy into a wall.

"How did he do that?" Ryoga asked not sure what just happened.

"Oh that's not all oh Johnny Kcolraw can do." with a snap of his fingers the chains around him fell.

"Alright guys here's the plan..." Kazuma began only to get a pat on the shoulder courtesy of Ranma.

With his ever cocky smirk on his face Ranma jumped to the ground below walking to the remainder of the gang. "Well it's been fun buddy but if that's all you can do then I think it's time I end this."

"Stepping up to the plate the man, the legend ladies and gentlemen it's Slugger up to bat!" the biker cheered for himself as he took a swing stance at Shampoo. His bat began to glow as baseball sized energy balls shot out of his bat to the mildly surprise Amazon.

"So slow and talk to to much." Shampoo thought as she ducked and dodged each blast before punching him in the stomach then flipping him over her shoulder.

"So guess it's just you and me Ryo..." Kuzuma started only to turn his head to see the lost boy had also jumped into the fray. "Know what fuck it as long as nothing expensive brakes I'm happy." he sat down on the ledge at least hoping to find out what this Johnny could do.

Seeing as this was just simple gang Ranma wasted no time weaving through some of the remaining thugs and pushing them aside unknowingly into the powerful punches of Ryoga.

Upon seeing Johnny, Ranma leaped forward with shout. "Kachū Tenshin Amaguriken!" as a barrage of punches came barreling down at Johnny.

Rather then dodge, block or look nervous Johnny held out an open palm as his motorcycle turned around and revs its engine releasing a thick cloud of exhaust blinding Ranma.

The blinding made it impossible to see the volleyball sized skull made of light green flames blast Ranma in the chest sending him into a couple of trash cans.

"Daddy-O looks like your day just got trashy." Johnny said as he laughed at his own joke not noticing the sweatdrop that appeared on everyones head.

"Bakusai Tenketsu!" With a mighty roar Ryoga charged the bike finger extended.

Popping on it's front wheel the bike spun around just before the finger connected with the back wheel hitting him in the sides sending him into another wall.

"What's up with that bike?" Everyone in Kazuma's group asked themselves.

Rising to his feet Ranma takes to the sky jumping from building to building making his way to Johnny who was currently dealing Mousse who was throwing a strom of weapons.

Attempted to rejoin into the fight Ryoga extended his hand gathering chi. "Shishi Hōkōdan!" Ryoga shouted as pink energy erupted from his hand at Johnny just as Mousse's weapons were about to collide only for another light green barrier appear around Johnny absorbing the damage.

Johnny simply snaps his fingers as a shockwave blasts the everyone back.

Kazuma sighed in annoyance as he stared at the prone Ryoga. "So you guys ready to listen or are you still hungry for punishment?"

Groaning in pain Ryoga looked up at the adventurer. "Shutup how is he doing this and what's up with his bike?"

Jumping down to the floor next to Ryoga Kazuma leaned back. "I've been thinking about that and I have a question what's Kcolraw backwards?"

Kazuma gave Ryoga a deadpan stare as he watched the lost boy situp rubbing his chin as he thought about the question. "It's Warlock he's a warlock and male who practices magic." he explained as watched Johnny shot down the rest of his gang while shooting skulls at Ranma and Shampoo.

While this was going on Mousse tried to subdue the bike with chains. Tried being the word as the bike was driving around the area draging glasses wearing boy along for the ride.

"Fine if you know so much how to we beat him?" Ryoga growled not liking the situtaion anything involving magic never ended well for anyone involved.

"Well he's still human so." he slyly exclaim wiggling his eyebrows. "We got to either keep attacking till he runs out of steam or get through his guard. So basically just do what your already doing just don't get hit."

A tickmark appeared on the lost boy's head for a second. "That's not much of a plan!" The adventurer meerly shrugged, causing Ryoga to sigh in defeat before following.

"Baby girl you should have taken the ride when I offered it." Johnny chided as he continued to throw skulls around while maintaining his shield sweat beginning to pour down his face.

"Shishi Hōkōdan!" was heard as a pink energy ball soared through the sky into his shield only to stumble as a grey ball crashed into the shield. "Just keep the pressure up and look for an opening!" Kazuma shouted as he and Ryoga charged at the biker.

"Danmmit I missed it!"

Taking a second to catch her breath Shampoo turned to the voice to see her Airen stomping his foot in anger. The amazon could only shake her head in disappointment of how childish her love could be.

Pulling her Chuí from her sub-space the busty amazon leapt into battle, only to jump out of the way for the incoming motorcycle with the blind boy in tow. "Stupid Mousse."

Returning to the fight she watched as both Ranma and Kazuma ran at Johnny before weaving between each other throwing off the warlock just to jump out of the way of an incoming Ryoga coming down on him with a straight punch.

The Amazons double take at while the magic barrier stop the attack it was still able to send him back a few feet on force alone.

Wiping his brow of sweat Johnny glared at the group had the nerve to ruin his fun failing to notice his once onxy colored hair was turning lighter. "Alright kiddies Johnny has been kind enough to let you live, so how about this you all join Ol' Johnny as his new gang. Imagian it freedom, adventure and the open road think about it kids Johnny will only offer you this chance once!" he exclaims as his shield finally started to flicker.

Nodding his head with a shrug. "They always try to bargin." Kazuma could only look at the biker noticing his hair has gotten even lighter. Seeing not only his shield flicker even more after blocking a barrage of Ranma's punches but he even seemed the lose muscle.

"Meteo Kurasshu!" was shouted from the sky as Shampoo came barreling down chui in each hand while spinning like a top before crashing into the magic shield causing it to shatter like glass.

When this happened a vortex of light engulfed each biker changing them from a once fearsome gang of youngish bikers to a gang of old men clearly in there 70's.

"No No No!" a now senior Johnny shouted in panic as he tried to cast something anything only for small green sparks come out of him hands.

Seeing the threat was over Kazuma examined the damage a mostly destoried buildings and a bunch of knocked out bikers. "Not as bad as it could of been." Thumbing back to the depowered warlock. "So who wants the last... you know what I'll get it."

Before anyone could say anything Kazuma dashed forward delivering a punch to the stomach clearly braking a few ribs sending Johnny unconisous do to the pain.

The remaining group could only cringe at the sight of a clearly none violent old man being put down so savagely. Before anyone could say anything the sound of screaming could be heard.

"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" Mousse continued to scream as the bike dragged him through the alley ways smacking him against every wall it could.

"Stupid Mousse."

"Moron."

"Should we help him?"

With a roll of his eyes Kazuma walked into the path of the raging motorcycle before raising his foot up and stopping the bike in its tracks. "Stop playing around we're just about done."

"I hate you." Mousse groaned before passing out.

Walking over to the down oldman warlock Kazuma pulled out a pair of black and red handcuffs out of his subspace. "Anti-magic cuffs standard issue." He quickly commented before anyone could ask.

"Mission Complete!" Kazuma shouted with joy.

After contacting the police and Kazuma's guild the group began there track home with an extra addition.

"So your really taking that thing back?!" Mousse asked in the back eyeing the addition warily.

"Mousse theres nothing I can do the guild rep out ranks me plus it was my mission so until I write my report the bike stays." Kazuma responded pushing the self driving motorcycle, there was no way he was driving this thing anywhere. However it was perfect for holding the massive sack of magicically weapons that a few of the gang wielded.

"Besides you heard him the bike isn't evil it's just possessed so once that's gone, free motorcycle." Kazuma lightly patted the bike only to freeze once loud thump returned.

"I'll take it to Koron once we get back." a wide eyed Kazuma exclaim regrabbing the bike a little more cautiously and moving a little faster.

Hours Later Nekohanten Closing Time

Pogoing into the dining area of her resturant the amazon materiach holding an extremely long leash looked looked to her three employees all doing something since there return.

Shampoo was examning her chui as it was damaged during her final attack, Mousse was reapplying ointment as he still hasn't properly healed and Kazuma was sitting at one of the tables writing his report as a falcon sat on his shoulder.

Clearing her throat getting everyones attention she turned to the adventure. "Well Kazuma after an examination of your bike I have good news and bad news."

Pinching bridge of his nose Kazuma sighed. "What's the good news." he groaned out mentally preparing for the worst.

A smile formed on the materiaches face wishing she had a camera for what's about to happen. "Well the good news is the bike is now unpossessed, but you don't have a license."

"T-That's it that's the bad news I just need a license that's nothing I'll just..." Kazuma stuttered out eye's brightening at the revelation.

"Also I have the demon it was possessing. " Cologne quickly inturupted gleefully as she tugged on the leash pulling out a strange creature.

Said creature despite being on two legs was about a foot tall with short, black fur and a red underbelly and muzzle. Its ears and tail are both short and pointed. It had white bands on its ankles, and rib-like ridges on its back. And appeared to have a simplistic, stylized skull on its forehead and three claws on each hands to finish it off a pair of tiny red wing protruded from its back (5).

The group stared at the creature as it gnaw on the leash.

Closing his eye in frustration Kazuma looked his employeer. "So what's it's PLA?" Still rubbing the bridge of nose.

"About a two if left alone it'll go higher."

"So its to low to just get rid of, just my luck."

"PLA?" the two remained amazons asked never hearing the term before.

"Predicted Level of Aggression when a demon or spirit are found in our world the Adventurer's guild has to assess it's threat level. If it's five or higher we do what we can to get rid of it. Four or below means it's usually not much of a threat so we do what feels right and since this is clearly a baby I can't just kill, or seal it. So that's were we get more creative i.e we try to curb it's behavoir." Kazuma explain everyone listening intently completely missing the demon successfully chewing through the leash.

Once it regained it's freedom the creature immediately lunged at Kazuma claws and teeth at the ready.

With a flat look Kazuma shot his hand out catching the demon by the scruff of it's neck. "And just like that I'm getting you a cage."

Just as this was going on the front doors of the Nekohanten burst open as a small figure walked through.

"That's so CUUUUUTE!" was heard as a familiar pink blur moved at a blinding speed across the resturant pulling the demon into a hug.

Kazuma could only watch in shock as Azusa hugged the creature who quickly jumped free glaring up at the new advirsiory. Either through training or natural talent everytime the demon tried to scratch or bite it would only hit air as Azusa danced around it.

"I was gonna ask Kasumi but I can work with this." Kazuma thought before taking a deep breath as grin formed on his face reaching out to catch the now airborne demon. "So Azusa how do you like your gift?"

The sight of the skater jumping around and squeling before glomping onto him was he needed to know. He quickly stopped the jumping with a hand firmly placed on her head as well as getting her attention.

"It's a living thing not a doll or toy which you have to take care of it." as soon as those words were spoken Azusa's eyes grew wide as her lower lip trembled. Kazuma sighed before giving the girl pat on the head. "I'll help when I can."

Azusa giggled at the attention before a low growl interupted the moment as the little demon glared at anyone it's eyes could find.

"And give it a name, I'm not calling it demon or that thing forever." as Kazuma said this he handed over the beast.

"Hhhhhmmmmm?" Azuma hummed as she moved to the demon in her arms looking over every part of it, even opening it's mouth just moving before it bit her.

"Chiot d'enfer!" she said to herself as if unsure before a smile formed on her face with delight as she jumped around the resturant. "Your name will be Chiot d'enfer or Chiot for short!" she declared to her new pet who still trying to escape.

"Hell Pup?" Cologne asked her newest charge only to recieve a shrug. "From now were going to watch and wait see how this goes if it shows signs of negative change." the materiach quickly ordered in a hush just as the falcon flew out the window.

"Let's hope Nuture beats Nature this time." the Materiach and adventurer thought as the walked the little kleptomaniac try to bond with her new pet.

(1) Least be honest with ourselves after he beats them Ranma sees people less as rivals and more as people I've beaten.

(2) Look up Military Tactical Assault Pack Sling Backpack.

(3) Ryoga had actually healed within the first day of healing Azusa simply refuses to let him get to any hot water.

(4) In the series the aside for Kasumi and surprisingly Happosai everyone else in the school judges people very harsly Nabiki doesn't more mockingly like she knows she's messed and wants to push focus on to others and Ranma's usually an ass to basically everyone.

(5) Think Houndour from pokemon on two legs.