The unlucky boy: Alright everyone, I come back with my story. Like I said, this fic has undergone MASSIVE rewrites, its content changed and maybe some won't like it. I can't blame you because everyone has their choices. Anyway, still Female Sasuke and Naruto but I think I will add Female Itachi. You know love is war and it will be more funny. Bwahahahaha!

Thank you guys for supporting my story . I hope you like this rewrite.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. All rights go to Masashi Kishimoto

In the village Kohohagakure, things were in chaos. The reason for this was that the Kyuubi no Kistune was attacking the village. Normally, the Kyubbi would be sealed within a human known as a Jinchuuriki, but a mysterious masked man had taken advantage of the Jinchuuriki going into labor and had ripped the Kyuubi from the seal and set him upon the village.

Normally the Kyuubi wouldn't dream of attacking the village and was actually on good terms with the person he was sealed with, but the masked man placed him under a powerful genjutsu and sent him on a rampage. Now, the Fourth Hokage, Namikaze Minato, and his wife, Uzumaki Kushina were at the outskirts of the village, having managed to contain the beast and were preparing to seal it away. Minato made a string of hand-signs and a complex sealing array appeared around him and Kushina.

"Kushina." Minato said. "I'm going to have to use the Dead Demon Consuming Seal to seal away the Kyuubi's Yang Chakra while I seal the Yin chakra in myself."

"Minato." Kushina cried. "Please think about this. Using that jutsu would cost you your soul."

"It's the only way." Minato said sadly. "I'll seal him in our son, Naruto, to protect the village. I can seal some of our chakra into him as well to give him a message when he's older."

"…Alright. But if you're going to seal him away, then let me help. With my clan's techniques, his entire being can be sealed away."

"Alright." Minato looked at the tailed beast "Let's begin."

As Minato set up the seal, Kushina used her ability to create Chakra Chains to hold the Kyuubi in place. Minato then placed their son on a raised pedestal in the center of the array. Kushina made several hand-signs and the sealing array for the changed and gained several added layers to the sealing formula.

"Ready, Minato-kun." Kushina said. "Please hurry."

"Right." Minato made several seals with his hands. "Sealing Technique: Dead Demon Consuming Seal!"

Five years after Kyuubi attack…

As 5 years old Naruto ran from another mob of villager after getting kicked out of the orphanage for no apparent reason, well at least to him, except for being a 'demon' as most of the villager called him before they chased him liked they do in the past and doing now, pelting stone, glass bottles and whatever that is hard, throwable and small enough to fit in your hands at him. Anyways, as Naruto was running he still remembered his last beating 4 days ago when he was out wandering the streets, the pain, the glares, and the word 'demon' being repeated over and over again

'Why do they always hurt me and what do they mean by demon?' Naruto thought, he turned into an alley and jumped into an empty trash can, losing the mob of villagers. Feeling that no one was around, the blond kid sighed of relief but his exhaustion and wounds got him frazzled, he fell asleep.

-Naruto's Mindscape-

As he began to wake up he found himself free of wounds and in a…sewer…

"Someone should really think about sticking some fluorescent lights in here. It'll do wonders for this place," Naruto commented to himself, pointing towards the ceiling observantly before arriving at a sudden and unexpected blockage.

It wasn't an ordinary blockage either; it was a God damn massive set of iron gates standing in his way with an odd seal slapped over the lock-whoa… several stories up. Naruto shook his head once at the sight of the barrier and looked it over, wondering why someone would build something like this down here in a tunnel.

Curious, he walked closer and tried to peer into the darkness beyond the gates. The tunnel led into some sort of large chamber, but it was so dark inside he couldn't see a damn thing past the bars. Naturally the mystery of the gate and the room beyond beckoned the child forward, only to stop when he heard a low rumble followed by a booming, demonic voice.

"So the jailer finally decides to visit then, huh?"

Naruto blinked and looked up. The moment he did, he saw a pair of blood red eyes suddenly open up in the darkness and instantly lock onto him. Caught a little by surprise, the boy skittered back till he was able to get a good view of the pair of irises and the entity that they were attached to. The moment he put space between himself and the iron gates, light suddenly poured into the chamber and the prone form of a gargantuan orange fox emerged from the shadows

The giant animal grunted drearily at the sight of his container. "Not too impressive considering you're still just a child, but certainly a change from my last two cells."

With the illumination provided for him, Naruto was able to see that the fox was about several times larger than a building. By his estimate… it was enormous. but Naruto wasn't scared one bit.

Instead of jumping in shock at the gigantic animal glaring down at him through the gates, Naruto merely smiled and pointed up at him.

"Cat!"

He saw the massive animal's orange fur bristle and expression visibly change to one of outrage. "I'M NOT A GOD DAMN CAT YOU BRAINDEAD FOOL!"

Blinking after its outburst, the blonde beamed and raised an eyebrow.

"You've got whiskers. Cats have whiskers. If you're not a cat then what are you?" Naruto asked.

"Are you honestly this stupid? Do you know who I am?" The animal grounded his teeth.

"Nope." Naruto shrugged.

Wanting to slap himself in the face, the monster growled and fixed its best death glare on the kid staring cheerfully up at him. "I'm the great Kyuubi no Yoko, or what the people of your village like to call the Kyuubi or Demon Fox. Call me whatever you like."

"Oh." Naruto simply murmured, tilting his head as he got a better look at the gigantic creature, who continued to glare down at him impatiently.

So this was the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox, the same being that attacked his village all those years ago. Hm.

...

Wait. The Nine-Tailed Demon Fox A.K.A Kyuubi no Youko

"WHAAAATTTTTTTT!?"