Hey, guys, I am alive. This story was what I was working on when my laptop died. I have to say "thank you Google Docs" if it wasn't for them you all wouldn't be seeing this story. So this story popped into my head while watching Cweepypata on YouTube what if LJ and Sally had a kid? Since one is a ghost and the other is like a ghost they would need to take a human form and this is what came from that...
Laughing Jack- James
Sally- Lily
Jeff- Sirius
Lou- Remus
Hoody- Snape
Harry at 3 changes into his creep form he looks like a minny LJ at the height of a 6-year-old (instead of Harry's normal height of a 1-year-old), with glowing green eyes, the clothes are in LJ's style about with bits of green and red.
"Oh" = normal talking
'Oh' = thinking
-oh- = beast speak
Third-person view
4 Privet Drive
It was a normal day at 4 Privet Drive well normal for them. In the house lived the Dursleys, a family of three with a child unknown to their neighbors that lived in the surrounding neighborhood. The unknown child was a three-year-old boy who was forced to cook breakfast for the other household members and, of course, he wasn't allowed to eat since Freaks aren't allowed to eat unless the others told him he could. It didn't bother the child though, because he didn't need to eat, but since he didn't need food or water the others in the household got mad at him. When the others came down to eat the adult male of the family decided he would get rid of the Freak today, so he grabbed the boy and drag him into the kitchen. Once there, he grabbed one of the knives out of the knife block and went to stab the boy. The boy in fear of being attacked accidentally activated a secret that was hidden inside of him that he gained from his parents.
Unknown to everyone inside, a 16-year-old boy was standing outside the window seeing everything that was happening in the house and he knocked the door down just as the knife was about to hit the small boy only for the small boy to grab the knife in a clawed hand. "Harry" the 16-year-old spoke with a smile that showed his permanent smile to the others "let's remove this trash then I'll bring you to your parents."
Jeff's view
It was weird putting people to sleep in the middle of the day, but my godson needed help since a newborn creep is very weak in the beginning, 'though he is handling his first kill quite well.' I thought after I put Petunia to sleep and seeing Harry rip Vernon apart with his claws that were like his father's. Smiling from the site I turned to the final Dursley, a 3-year-old named Dudley who was hiding under the table.
"Harry what should we do with him?"
His answer came in the form of a piece of candy that I knew what it did from the few times LJ spared a kid.
"Good idea, but let's put the kid outside first don't want to have to give the kid more than one Forgetter," I said as I dragged the kid out from under the table and to the front yard and forced the piece of candy into his mouth then locked the door so he couldn't get back in.
"You ready to go, Harry?"
He nodded his head.
"Harry before we go I need you to know that you are allowed to talk, where we are going the people won't hurt you as these people did."
"I know" Harry whispered.
"All right, let's go home and get you a bath" I chuckled since Harry was covered in blood from head to toe as we headed out the back door locking it as well.
Later at Slender Manor
Jeff's view
As soon as I stepped through the front door I heard Sally yell "JEFF SIRIUS BLACK WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! WE WERE JUST ORGANIZING A SEARCH PARTY FOR YOU!"
"Oh sh..oot I forgot I snuck out" I whispered to Harry "well at least you will meet everyone right away."
"Brother who are you talking to," Liu asked noticing that I was talking to someone behind me.
"Guy's before I show you who it is I need you all to sit down," I stated waiting for the room full of creeps to sit "now everyone I would like you to meet" I paused and sept out of the way "Harry."
Sally's view
In the doorway was a boy that was as tall as a six-year-old that looked like a minny LJ that was covered in blood with glowing green eyes just like mine right away I knew he was our son the only reason LJ and I took on human lives before I knew it I was hugging our son and crying happy tears into my sons hair and after a few seconds I felt Harry's and LJ's arms around me and their tears. After we calmed down "Harry where were you we looked everywhere for you after we woke up from the attack that killed our human selves?"
"What are you talking about? Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon said my Mom died in a car crash and that my Dad was a drunk," Harry said in a whisper that was barely loud enough for everyone in the room to hear. Blood lust seeped from everyone in the room, Harry looked around nervously.
"Harry, honey, I'm your mother, I didn't die and neither did your dad, how about we get you a nice warm bath and then we can introduce you to everyone, okay?" I murmured, Harry nodded and I brought him to the bathroom after seeing what was hidden under his clothes made me extremely angry, but I pushed it down as to not scare Harry, the only thoughts in my mind were 'how could they hurt my boy so much', 'Dumbledore will pay for leaving my son there', and 'it's a good thing I made the potions that heal physical and mental pain, remove scars, remove magical blocks, and removes tainted soul matter.'
In the Living Room
LJ's view
"Please tell me those monsters are dead Sirius," I told Jeff.
"Don't worry James, Harry and I killed that pig filled family, though we did spare his cousin. He won't remember anything Harry gave him a Forgetter," Jeff smiled "he has your gift with candy."
"The magic world is doomed." Liu snickered.
"Would Harry still be on the school list?" Slendy questioned.
"The human Harry didn't die when he turned though I question if it was ever alive" Jeff stated.
"What-" his neck tics sharply to the side and makes a loud popping noise "-makes you think that?" Toby asked.
"I watched the house for a while to confirm if it was Harry and I saw that those pigs never gave him any food and I stepped in when his Uncle was trying to stab him and his form showed," Jeff stated with a worried look on his face.
"Now that you mention it Harry didn't drink much milk as a baby. Maybe this is a side effect from having a ghost mom and a demonic entity for a dad?" I thought out loud.
"That makes sense" Clockwork spoke, "being born from two non-human entities would make the child technically not-human as well."
"I could check and see if he is human or not, if you want," EJ and Tender spoke up.
Just then through the link Sally and I share I felt Sally's blood lust spike and some of her thoughts pass through. "Yes, Sally just found very bad injuries bad enough she is making plans on using potions that heal physical and mental pain, remove scars, remove magical blocks, and destroys tainted soul matter."
"I bet a bottle of Wolfsbane that the blocks are from Dumbledore," Liu stated as he dug into his human bag pulling out a piece of paper and a blood knife. "I got this from the Goblin's the day after the attack. They made me promise to only use it when we get Harry back since Dumbledore made a contract with the bank making it impossible for them to test Harry making it so he could know about his inheritance."
"Goblins and their deals that always go in their favor." I cackled.
Just then Sally and a clean Harry walked into the room and I saw my son's creep form for the first time, he was a perfect mix of Sall and I. His outfit was the same mine but in color, he had on a red and green stripes on his shirt where mine where black and white, the fur around our shoulders was the same with his being green, on his legs he had red and green striped pants, he also had the white wrappings around his hand and stomach as me, and we had the same black boots. His face was shaped like Sally's with a small cone red and green striped nose. His eyes were the beautiful shade of glowing green like Sally's eyes, while his hair was black and curly like mine in both forms though he had green and red splashed here and there, most of it was black though.
"Harry meet your new family Slenderman, Offenderman, Trenderman, Tenderman, Splendorman, Ticci Toby, Clockwork, Ben Drowned, Lost Silver, Tails Doll, Masky, EJ, Jane the Killer, Smile Dog, Seed Eater, Hoody or Snape in human form, Liu or Remus in human form and/or Moony in human or werewolf form, his brother your Godfather Jeff or Sirius and/or Padfoot in human or dog form, your Father LJ or James and/or Prongs in human or deer form, and last but not lease my name is Sally or Lily in my human form."
"Why are Dad's and EJ's names just letters?"
"We are both named Jack so we decided to go by our initials" I answered.
"Harry," Liu said.
"Yes, Goduncle?"
"...(so cute) Uhm Harry I need to do a test with a drop of your blood is that ok?" Liu asked blushing at his nephew calling him uncle.
"Ok" Harry answered holding out his hand that Lou lightly cut getting a drop to hit the paper.
Laughing Harry Potter- living Horcrux - Creep
Mother
Lily Potter Nee Evans (Sally) - Creep
Father
James Charles Potter (Laughing Jack) - Creep
Godfather
Sirius Black (Jeff) - Creep
Goduncle
Remus Lupin (Liu) - Creep
Adopted Uncles
Severus Snape (Hoody) - Creep
Ticci Toby - Creep
Ben Drowned - Creep
Lost Silver - Creep
Tails Doll - Creep
Masky - Creep
Eyeless Jack - Creep
Smile Dog - Creep
Seed Eater - Creep
Peter Pettigrew - alive betrayer of the Potters - living secretly at the Weasleys at a pet rat
Adopted Aunts
Clockwork - Creep
Jane - Creep
Adopted Grandfathers
Slenderman - Creep
Offenderman - Creep
Tender- Creep
Trenderman - Creep
Splendorman - Creep
Aunt by blood
Petunia Dursley - Dead
Uncle by blood
Vernon Dursley - Dead
Cousin by blood
Dudley Dursley - Alive
Vaults
Potter Vault -heir by blood
Black Vault - heir by blood
Lupin Vault - heir by blood
Gryffindor Vault - heir by blood
Hufflepuff Vault - heir by blood
Ravenclaw Vault - heir by blood
Slytherin Vault - heir by blood
Peverell Vault - heir by blood
Creep Vault - heir by blood
Slenderman Vault - heir by blood
Riddle/Voldemort Vault - heir by conquest
Houses
Potter Manor - only house-elves live there
Godric's Hollow - empty and in ruins
Number 12, Grimmauld Place - only a house-elf lives there
Number 4 Privet Drive - no one lives there
Hogwarts - used as a school
Peverell Manor - only house-elves live there
Slender Manor - only Creeps live there
Riddle House - in ruins
Titles
Heir of Potter by blood
Heir of Black by blood
Heir of Lupin by blood
Heir of Peverell by blood
Heir of Gryffindor by blood
Heir of Hufflepuff by blood
Heir of Ravenclaw by blood
Heir of Slytherin by blood
Heir of Creep by blood
Heir of Slenderman by blood
Heir of Riddle by conquest
Investments Magical
Daily Prophet 50%
Nimbus Brooms 25%
Investments Muggle
Unknown
Blocks
Metamorphmagus 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Natural Legilimency 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Natural Occlumency 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Natural Wandless Magic 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Magical Core 98% blocked by Dumbledore
Elemental Magic 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Beast Speak 99% blocked by Dumbledore
Magical Sense 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Photographic Memory 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Baby Memories 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Loyalty Potion
Blindly Trust the Weasley House by Dumbledore
Marriage Contract
Ginny Weasley by Dumbledore
Account Transactions
Monthly 100 galleons to Weasley Vault from Potter Vault Authorized by Dumbledore
Monthly 100 galleons converted to pounds to Dursley Bank Account from Potter Vault Authorized by Dumbledore
"That BA…..d man" I stopped myself from swearing seeing Sally's glare and Harry was in the room. "When I get my hands on him."
"Leave some for the rest of us!" the others said together.
"Why am I listed as a Grandpa" Offender cried dramatically.
"Well I did kind of adopt everyone that lives in this manner and since I am older than them makes me the parent and since you are my brother puts you in the same boat" Slendy stated.
"Offendy don't cry," Harry said with very adorable puppy eyes.
"Aww" Toby and Splendor cooed.
Seeing Harry starting to act like a child made me smile I was worried that those 'monsters' killed that part of him but it seems to be living strong. I looked to Sally and saw she was feeling the same way.
The next morning
Harry's view
Waking up in a very soft warm bed and not being yelled at to walk up is nice I realized as I got out of my new bed. Mommy put me thereafter having me drink the weird drinks. As I did my morning stretches I noticed that all of my old wounds were healed with no pain or scars even the constant headache was gone. My body felt lighter and I could see everything clearly (A.N. Harry was never given glasses).
-Hey, wake up. He's awake go tell the others- a voice hissed.
-Ok,- another voice cawed.
I turned around and saw a crow taking flight and a green snake on my window sill. 'So that is what the paper meant by beast speak' I thought as I walk to the window.
-Good Morning little one- the snake hissed as I opened the window.
-Good Morning mister Snake why are you outside my window?-
-My name is not Mister Snake, it's Snaky. Your family thought that someone would try attacking you or use a portkey to take you away so Crow and I were to take turns to watch your window. Seed Eater is guarding your door since it doesn't sleep. If anything did happen we would activate the property wards that would wake everyone up and let them know something was wrong. Now go to the others so I can get some more sleep."
"Ok thank you Snaky enjoy your nap," I said as I headed to the door to my room to find the others.
So what do you all think?
But seriously watch Cweepypasta it's very good and funny.
Edited by k1ttycast1300 on 7/16/2019