((Written for the RWBY Chibi prompt. Just a bunch of Bumbleby shenanigans written as scenes. Mostly inspired by fanart, as well as Daikon Cosplay's RWBY videos.))
[Scene: Yang and Zwei sitting on the couch together.]
[Enter Blake, ninja-ing her way around the room. Hiding behind the bookshelf, a plant, et cetera and hopping around unnoticed.]
Blake: *pounces at Yang, rubbing her shoulder and face against Yang*
Yang, confused: Why, though?
Blake: You smell like dog! *hops out of the room*
[Yang and Zwei look at each other. Yang rolls her eyes and Zwei grumbles]
Yang: It's okay, pup! I'm certain she really likes you... *pet's Zwei's head*
Zwei: BORK!
\/\/\/\/\/
[Scene: Yang and Blake seated on the couch. A soda can sits on the coffee table.]
[Blake's hand inches closer and closer to the can.]
Yang: Blake, no!
[Blake draws her hand back and waits; She moves her hand toward the can again, eyeing Yang the whole time.]
Yang: Blaaaaaaake!
Blake: Sorry! *pulls her hand back again, maintaining eye contact.*
[Blake knocks the can over. Yang face-palms]
\/\/\/\/\/
Blake: I think that's the worst part...
Yang: About what, Babes?
Blake: I keep thinking that... if I was a tuna...
Yang: ...that you would eat yourself?
Blake: I wouldn't even question it!
\/\/\/\/\/
[Scene: Yang lying in bed]
[Blake bursts in, hops onto bed Yang is in, climbs over her and gropes her a bit.]
Yang: [loudly whispering] Blake! What the heck?! Ruby and Weiss are here!
Blake: Relax, I'm just getting my spot ready! Don't move!
[Blake proceeds to knead Yang's stomach and chest, then falls asleep on top of her.]
Yang: Well I can't move now. It was nice knowing you all. They will find me dead under this cat.
[Blake purrs loudly. Yang smiles at her.]
Yang: Well, at least she's cute...
[Blake kneads Yang's abs in her sleep.]
Yang: Geez, Kitty Cat, are you making bread? OW! OW! Claws, Blake!
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Recommended Listening:
'BMBLB' by Jeff Williams
((The RWBY Chibi prompt isn't always easy for me, because the show soon wound up being the Sun and Neptune Comedy Hour. I love all the shippy business they get up to, and it's fun to watch sometimes, but I prefer the actual show. Anyway writing Bee stuff was cool. I hope the show hasn't done any of these yet. XD))
