((Written for the RWBY Chibi prompt. Just a bunch of Bumbleby shenanigans written as scenes. Mostly inspired by fanart, as well as Daikon Cosplay's RWBY videos.))


[Scene: Yang and Zwei sitting on the couch together.]

[Enter Blake, ninja-ing her way around the room. Hiding behind the bookshelf, a plant, et cetera and hopping around unnoticed.]

Blake: *pounces at Yang, rubbing her shoulder and face against Yang*

Yang, confused: Why, though?

Blake: You smell like dog! *hops out of the room*

[Yang and Zwei look at each other. Yang rolls her eyes and Zwei grumbles]

Yang: It's okay, pup! I'm certain she really likes you... *pet's Zwei's head*

Zwei: BORK!

\/\/\/\/\/

[Scene: Yang and Blake seated on the couch. A soda can sits on the coffee table.]

[Blake's hand inches closer and closer to the can.]

Yang: Blake, no!

[Blake draws her hand back and waits; She moves her hand toward the can again, eyeing Yang the whole time.]

Yang: Blaaaaaaake!

Blake: Sorry! *pulls her hand back again, maintaining eye contact.*

[Blake knocks the can over. Yang face-palms]

\/\/\/\/\/

Blake: I think that's the worst part...

Yang: About what, Babes?

Blake: I keep thinking that... if I was a tuna...

Yang: ...that you would eat yourself?

Blake: I wouldn't even question it!

\/\/\/\/\/

[Scene: Yang lying in bed]

[Blake bursts in, hops onto bed Yang is in, climbs over her and gropes her a bit.]

Yang: [loudly whispering] Blake! What the heck?! Ruby and Weiss are here!

Blake: Relax, I'm just getting my spot ready! Don't move!

[Blake proceeds to knead Yang's stomach and chest, then falls asleep on top of her.]

Yang: Well I can't move now. It was nice knowing you all. They will find me dead under this cat.

[Blake purrs loudly. Yang smiles at her.]

Yang: Well, at least she's cute...

[Blake kneads Yang's abs in her sleep.]

Yang: Geez, Kitty Cat, are you making bread? OW! OW! Claws, Blake!

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Recommended Listening:

'BMBLB' by Jeff Williams

((The RWBY Chibi prompt isn't always easy for me, because the show soon wound up being the Sun and Neptune Comedy Hour. I love all the shippy business they get up to, and it's fun to watch sometimes, but I prefer the actual show. Anyway writing Bee stuff was cool. I hope the show hasn't done any of these yet. XD))