Disclaimer: For anyone who's questioning what the title's about, it's about how Dukey was revealed in one of the later episodes that he's a Western Farting Mutt. Don't know how Johnny didn't remember that in the dog contest episode, but oh well. Anyway, for those of you who're wondering, my opinion on the show is basically the same as my opinion on the title character. I don't like it, nor do I hate it. I DO however like Dukey, and feel he could've made some of the show's more clever fart jokes. This is just him farting randomly of course, if his name meant he literally farted all the time. Enjoy!

Dukey was eating a bunch of pizzas super fast with Johnny looking at a stopwatch that seemed to be timing him. He seemed to be impressed by how fast Dukey was going, and once all of the pizza boxes, at least one hundred, were shown, it wasn't hard to see why. Dukey was more than satisfied with what he was eating and when he finished the last pizza, Johnny stopped the timer and looked at the time on it, amazed by what was shown. "Thirty minutes!? No way! Most people can't even eat one hundred pizzas in an hour!"

"As a wise one once said young Johnny, if one believes in thyself, they will prevail." Dukey then chuckled at his words with Johnny rolling his eyes, only for Dukey to suddenly release a ten second bacon fart, making a green cloud appear behind him (pfffffffffffffffffffft). Dukey then wafted the fart away as he explained something else. "Of course, another one said to be proud of when your butt speaks."

"Whatever dude." Johnny replied as he walked over to the window to open it up. "Now I don't care if you do it around me, but I'm not getting busted for something I didn't do." Dukey nods and lifts his leg, ripping a loud and bassy fifteen second mushroom fart, making a giant green cloud that surrounded the entire room (BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP). "Just make sure to keep the audio on them down. At least when we're around other people."

"Got ya." Dukey suddenly let out three farts that reeked of cheeze (bllllllllllaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrp), steak (brrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaat), and the last one reeking of pepperoni, which was the longest by far and clocked in at twenty seocnds (phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht). Dukey whiffed his farts and sighed of relief with Johnny sitting down on his bed. "Something tells me Porkbelly's gonna face a lot of noxious fumes."