12 Days of Christmas: The WayHaught way

Rating: K

Disclaimer: Wynonna Earp & Co don't belong to me, I make no oney with this fic, etc.

On the first day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Herself in a bulletproof vest.

On the second day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
No speeding ticket
And herself in a bulletproof vest.

On the third day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
A thick wooly sweater,
No speeding ticket
And herself in a bulletproof vest.

On the fourth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
A bottle of whisky,
A thick wooly sweater,
No speeding ticket
And herself in a bulletproof vest.

On the fifth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Some ancient books,
A bottle of whisky,
A thick wooly sweater,
No speeding ticket
And herself in a bulletproof vest.

On the sixth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Homemade Christmas cookies,
Some ancient books,
A bottle of whisky,
A thick wooly sweater,
No speeding ticket
And herself in a bulletproof vest.

On the seventh day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
A can of Beaver Buzz,
Homemade Christmas cookies,
Some ancient books,
A bottle of whisky,
A thick wooly sweater,
No speeding ticket
And herself in a bulletproof vest.

On the eighth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Cute photos of her cat,
A can of Beaver Buzz,
Homemade Christmas cookies,
Some ancient books,
A bottle of whisky,
A thick wooly sweater,
No speeding ticket
And herself in a bulletproof vest.

On the ninth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
A dead Revenant,
Cute photos of her cat,
A can of Beaver Buzz,
Homemade Christmas cookies,
Some ancient books,
A bottle of whisky,
A thick wooly sweater,
No speeding ticket
And herself in a bulletproof vest.

On the tenth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
The ride of my life,
A dead Revenant,
Cute photos of her cat,
A can of Beaver Buzz,
Homemade Christmas cookies,
Some ancient books,
A bottle of whisky,
A thick wooly sweater,
No speeding ticket
And herself in a bulletproof vest.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Some new Haught jokes,
The ride of my life,
A dead Revenant,
Cute photos of her cat,
A can of Beaver Buzz,
Homemade Christmas cookies,
Some ancient books,
A bottle of whisky,
A thick wooly sweater,
No speeding ticket
And herself in a bulletproof vest.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
A marriage proposal,
Some new Haught jokes,
The ride of my life,
A dead Revenant,
Cute photos of her cat,
A can of Beaver Buzz,
Homemade Christmas cookies,
Some ancient books,
A bottle of whisky,
A thick wooly sweater,
No speeding ticket
And herself in a bulletproof vest!

A/N: Happy early Christmas to those who celebrate, and happy other Holidays to those who don't :)