A/N: Hello there! I currently had this idea for this collection of ficlets. I guess the principle should be clear, but there will be no specific order like alternating between a chapter dealing with a word starting with an S and then one with a K. Each "chapter" will be a one-shot with (probably) no connection to another one. The rating may change later.

Lately, I found to like this pairing, but I feel like it is giving me sort of a writer's block when I try writing something for them despite having ideas. Maybe this can help me break through it :)

BEWARE: There is one warning that I would like to give you for this first one-shot with the title "Sinner". I feel the need to write this because of at least one paragraph. If you're religious, you could potentially feel offended by this. I'm absolutely atheistic and have warned you with this. So read at your own risk and don't come flaming me afterwards.

Otherwise, have fun, please! :D

~ Sinner ~

She was a villain. She could be a seductress. She was a liar, a thief, an egoist. She had a short temper, a hurtful character and she was after money. In short you could say: Shego was a sinner.

The woman with an unnatural shade of green as skin colour and long black hair that ended just with her buttocks did a lot of things that were considered evil and maybe even sinful. Of course, the villain herself had a different opinion about that last part at least.

It wasn't like she was murdering people. She had never done that, not even by accident – considering her superhuman powers –, and carefully avoided doing so. This was actually an important part about this topic for her.

The other things that she did do though … Well, everyone was judging with different measures.

Shego was stealing, obviously, yes, but it were usually lasers, batteries or just some other kind of technical invention. Nothing that people actually depended on to live.

Shego was going to the clubs every once in a while. And it was the most seldom event that she stayed on her own. It wasn't like she would ask for it – the villain was totally fine with being alone (nobody could get on her sensitive nerves that way) – but people would come anyway to try to build up a contact, to try to pick her up or to not even try to talk at first, but feel her up directly. Not that most of them went unharmed … But every now and then, Shego would let someone pass. She usually stayed the night with them. And she didn't care whether that person was male or female, single or taken. Regarding the first; she simply found attractive parts on both sexes' bodies. How could this be considered a sin these days, when people were also talking about the overpopulation? And it wasn't like she wasn't using a contraceptive when being with a man. Regarding the second point outside her care – the relationship status of a person: Why should she care about it when she only wanted to spend one night with them? It were those people who would come up to her, so why should she be considered the sinner in this case? And a relationship was far too exhausting for her to be in.

People in general were exhausting to Shego. They were the reason why she had a short temper. Spending too much time with people that were annoying to you (in her case it had started with her brothers) made you go crazy at some point and led to a shortened temper that made you snap quite easily. So it wasn't her fault that she had become that way. Other people had displayed an annoying behaviour first and over too long a time, and she just wasn't immune to that. Even gods punished those who annoyed them, after all.

It was an obvious fact about Shego that she was out for money. But it was the currency in this world, it bought you all the things you needed and that you wanted, it was a safety. And Shego liked a luxurious lifestyle. What was wrong with it if she was able to afford it? She worked for it, after all.

While she was a lazy person, she couldn't see anything bad about it. So many people were lazy. She worked, and that was what mattered. She might not be the most strenuous worker, but she got things done; important ones, if she set her mind on it.

Yes, Shego was an egoist the whole time, but honestly? Who wasn't? Everyone was in some kind acting selfishly. Everyone did things to gain something from them. Even the goody two shoes heroine Kim Possible. While it might not be as material and obvious and single-lane as was Shego's behaviour, even she did those things with a reason for herself. The redhead satisfied her urge to do good; she quelled it for a short period of time until someone else came to her in need of her help. She got recognition for it, appreciation, and she justified her place in her family of geniuses with those actions. Ergo, it was natural for anyone to do something that benefited them in some way. And honestly? It was healthier in the long run. Some of those actions simply were more egocentric while others also helped and benefited other people.

Shego was also known to be lying. To her, it was a means to get what she wanted. It wasn't like she did it out of fun, nor was she a notorious liar. It was a requirement in life to be able to lie. If you always said the truth, people would easily hurt and disarm you, they just had to ask the right question. Especially for a villain, a thief, it was a mandatory skill to be able to tell a lie every once in a while.

All in all, Shego wondered about one thing: How could she be considered a sinner when she so much enjoyed what she did, what she got in the end? To her, these days, one could only be a "sinner" if they thought of themselves as such.

And Shego didn't think in religious patterns. However, she had her own set of morals that mattered to her. Twisted as it seemed, since she liked being bad and doing evil things, and thought of herself as pretty good at it.

There was one thing, though, that even the villainess couldn't lie about to herself, one that wasn't going to give her money and that she wasn't going to steal. Yet this thing was the worst to herself, it made her toss and turn at night and question herself by day.

Shego had recurring dreams of her arch nemesis Kim Possible. And they were of a kind that felt like a sin to even herself.