EXCUSE ME, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! sTrIcTlY this was a tWo-ShOt... so why is there a third chapter you ask? Well hehe... um... you see I was fooling around and procrastinating on my studies and I kinda wrote an entire second approach to the second chapter. It's very similar, but more funnier. I guess you can call this page the dElEtEd ScEnEs... so grab your popcorn and enjoy!

EXTRA SHIT FOR FUN:

Finally he dropped down into the huge building, plunging down with his foot thrusted out as if about to kick. With a thud, the white-haired teenager contacted the roof, sending the shingles and wood flying below. With an impactful explosion, he reached the carpeted floor, bending down anime-style for a dramatic entrance. Dust hovered around the teen, leaving a man coughing in the distance. Danny looked up suddenly, eyes narrowing for more dramaticism. He spotted him. Siting in a chair, bewildered as to what the fuck destroyed the roof of his affluently expensive home.

The teenager stood up slowly, his jet-black bangs shadowing his eyes. He looked like a chinchilla who just had a dust bath. He walked towards the man, his eyes glowing a ferocious blood red. Each step was more power than the preceding one, producing cracks through the wooden floor.

"Can't you use the door like a normal person? That's the third time this week!" The man shouted as he stood up, swatting at the sky to remove the dust around him. He dusted off his suit, leaving it almost unwrinkled and stiff. The haze had almost cleared as Danny, resentful as ever, grabbed the man's blazer and flung him across the room with as much force as possible. The man landed on a bookshelf, impacting it substantially as the shelf cracked in two. The crash had left him winded, books protruding into his ribs uncomfortably.

"Why did you fuck my mom?!" Danny screamed at the top of his lungs as he lunged again for the middle aged man. The elder halfa teleported to the other side of the room just in time to avoid the younger's rage. He panted loudly as he held onto the wall for support and was close to collapsing.

"What the fuck Daniel? I just had this suit cleaned?! I never did no such thing with Maddie, although there was this one time..." Vlad said as he stared at the boy. Danny stood amidst the rubble and stared at his biological father, nostrils flaring with anger. Visible steam exited both of Danny's ears, a sign of insurmountable rage. He couldn't take the pressure anymore as his knees suddenly buckled, sending him crashing to the floor. He sat there staring at the Fruitloop that was his father, tears running down his green-tinted cheeks. He then let out a primal scream and fell face first into the luscious carpet, scaring the wits out of the older halfa, wasnt like he had any in the first place...

"Daniel, what is the matter with you? Speak child." Vlad said taking a step forward to the younger halfa. A flashing light emitted from the boy as he altered back into his human form and still laid down on the carpet. He remained on the floor, sobbing loudly as the elder man was left disoriented at the display.

He approached Danny and crouched down, patting the boy on the back. "Daniel? Please explain to me." Without lifting his head, Danny retrieved a crumpled sheet of paper from his pocket and extended his arm out, hitting Vlad in the chest. The man fell backwards with an 'oof' and growled. "I swear if you ruined my fucking house over a failed test, I will have you prosecuted by the Observants." Vlad said indignantly as he snatched the sheet from the boy. He was curious as to why Daniel would have reacted so violently to a sheet of paper, but something told him this was no ordinary object.

Vlad un-crumpled the packet, smoothing out the wrinkles one by one. He carefully read its contents, his eyes going wide at the fourth page. No, it can't be… he thought. He glanced down at Daniel, a puddle of tears had formed under his face.

What happened next was totally unexpected.

Vlad Masters jumped in joy and started 'whooping' around the room. He then began to fly in the air, somersaulting multiple times in glee. Danny still laid on the floor, face smooshed against the carpet. This middle-aged man was doing the macarena in the middle of city hall, legit twerking excitedly. "Now I don't have to kill your father to get to you! You're already mine! Mine, mine mine, mine..." The man screamed out with joy.

Danny covered his ears and continued to slowly die in pain at the elder fruitloop's hollering, laying flat on his stomach.

AN: bro I really want someone to draw a Danno where he's laying down face first into Vlad's luscious carpet and bawling his eyes out.

Danny towards Jack: You're not my dad! Ugly-ass mother fucker… (who remembers this vine?)

He attacc, he protecc, but he also need a snacc after fightin dem ghosties...

I'm sorry I had to...