Christmas Eve, 2046

50-year-old Anthony was standing outside Lightning's house. Ridley and Rayquaza were flying around wearing matching Christmas sweaters and drinking hot cocoa.

Anthony: It's good to see those two finally made up.

32-year-old Lightning came out of the house. She had just gotten off the phone with someone and was really sad. She was also carrying baby Lillie.

Anthony: What's the matter?

Lightning: He said he's not gonna be able to make it back until New Year's Eve Eve. Lillie is gonna have to spend her first Christmas without her dad.

Anthony: That's terrible.

Lightning: If only there was a way we could get to him.

Suddenly…SANTA!

Santa: …dary. LEGENDARY!

Santa landed his sleigh in front of Anthony and Lightning.

Santa: What are you waiting for, Christmas? Get in.

Lightning: Can you take me to my husband?

Santa: That's why I'm here.

Lightning and Lillie got in the sleigh. Anthony was about to get in too when…

Santa: Not you. You're too old.

Anthony: ….I'm A LOT younger than you.

Santa: …..That was a test. Good response. Come on in.

Anthony got in the sleigh and they took off. They went to Unova, where Lightning's husband Calem was having a hard time getting a taxi.

Lightning: Calem!

Calem: Lightning!

Santa: Let's get you home. And on the way there, you can watch this video of something Lillie and the person she's named after did together 29 years ago.

In the video, Lily (Loud, not Aldrin) was on a fancy stage and had a microphone. Jingle Bells started to play and Lily started to sing.

A number 2 ago

I thought I'd drop a deuce

And then my diapie was

All filled up with poo poo

Lincoln made me some food

I drank it from a cup

I took a massive dump and then

My Daddy cleaned it up

Poo Poo Bells

Poo Poo Bells

Poo Poo all the way

Oh what fun it's to poo poo 'til the end of your days

Poo Poo Bells

Poo Poo Bells

Poo Poo all the way

We don't gotta pay for this song 'cause it's public domain

Robin (my Animal Crossing OC, not the HIMYM character) heard Lily say "bells" and thought she meant Animal Crossing money. She came in and was less than satisfied with what she saw…..Because there was a bunch of giant turds everywhere. After Robin left, Lillie came in and joined her Aunt Lily in singing this lovely song.

Lillie: Pooping in the snow

Lily: 'Cause I'm not yet potty trained

I'm also butt nakie

Lillie: The ground is getting stained

The color of it is

A brown and dark brown blend

Lily: What fun it's to poo poo until the world comes to an end

Both:

Poo Poo Bells

Poo Poo Bells

Poo Poo all the way

Oh what fun it's to poo poo 'til the end of your days

Poo Poo Bells

Poo Poo Bells

Poo Poo all the way

We don't gotta pay for this song 'cause it's public domain

Lily and Lillie started headbanging to the guitar solo.

Merry Christmas Eve