"Wait, are you the only one in bible club?" Izuku asked shocked.

Ibara nodded at the lecher, not at all bothered by this fact, merely happy that U.A. allowed her to even start a bible club.

"I am lecher. Do you wish to learn the workings of the lord and cleanse your soul of its sins?"

Izuku's face turned extremely red from the girl's words. Whether from embarrassment or turn on he wasn't sure but nonetheless he nodded his head, because as he told Mineta he was gonna score in bible club.

"Uh, yeah sure."

Ibara smiled slightly at Izuku clasping her hands together, "I am happy for you. It will be a long journey, but in the end it will be worth it. Today we will be reading a passage from-

Oh, dear god what did I get myself into?

"Wow, well that was an informative session Shiozaki, I mean I learned a lot today!" Izuku said, trying to hold back the yawn.

Ibara frowned at the boy in front of her. "Perhaps this wasn't the best club for you to join lecher. I take my bible reading very serious as does the lord."

"What! No, I swear I'll be the best damn bible reader you've ever seen just you wait Shiozaki!" Izuku declared as he walked out of the empty classroom.

"I wait in anticipation lecher."

Bowing the vine user walks out of the room, a light shining down upon her blinding Midoriya.

"Ahh, what the, where did that light come from?"

"So how was it?" Mineta asked while hanging in Midoriya room.

Izuku could no longer hold back his groan. "Sooo, borrrring. I honestly thought bible club would be a great place to score chicks but there's only one person there!"

"Pfft. Well I could've told you that, but you just kept saying that you could score a date with a girl no matter who or where they were."

"Yeah, yeah and that's exactly what I'm gonna do because Rejection isn't in my vocabulary, neither is no, maybe next time, Not interested or in your dreams. I'll make sure to get a date with Ibar-babe." Izuku said determinedly.

Mineta rolled his eyes at his friends' words. "Dude why, you have a better chance of getting a date with Bakugou then that chick. She basically declared herself a nun with her no dating policy."

"One, ew. Two, that's because she's never had a taste of what it would be like to be with me. All I gotta do is stick it out in bible club and I'll get a date with her in no time. Just you watch I'll have her wrapped around my finger in no time."

Mineta fist pumped his best friend wishing him good luck. "All right man, good luck with that."

"Hello there President Shiozaki, what passage are we reading today!" Izuku asked happily strutting into the classroom where Ibara was in.

Ibara rolled her eyes at the boys' antics, telling him which passage. "Today we will be reading from Genesis."

"Cool, cool, cool. So, if you're President of the club, does that make me vice pres.? I mean there's no one else here so I have to be VP by like default, right?"

Ibara held back a small smile and nodded her head reluctantly. "Yes lecher, you are by default vice president."

"Cool! So, like what activities do we do, do we get holy water and just toss it on sinners and tell them they've been cleansed?"

"If we did then I would toss a barrel of it on you." Ibara said before quickly closing her mouth and clasping her hands together and muttering something.

Midoriya on the other hand was gawking at the saint girl, eyes wide and dare he say smitten by the girl. "Shiozaki, did you just make a joke at my expense?" Izuku said coyly.

"Lord help me for I can no longer stand the lecher beside me." Ibara continued to mutter.

"Well who would have guessed the saint would be a sinner."

"I am no such thing!"

"Sure sure"

"Bible club is canceled good bye!"

"Is that a maybe for tossing water on people?!"

"So how was today?" Mineta asked.

"Oh, I am so wearing her down." Izuku said.

"Nice."

"Can I get your number?"

"This is bible club lecher; we are here to discuss the lords work."

Izuku looked around the room to see who she could be talking about when she said we, after all there was no one else in bible club besides her, and him. Then again, he only joined to get a date with her.

"Uh, who exactly are you talking about Ibar-babe, there's no one else here."

Before Izuku could even dodge a vine was wrapped around his entire body, slightly squeezing him. "My given name is Ibara Shiozaki, not Ibar-babe or Shio-hot chick or any other degrading name you can think of, understand lecher."

"Yes." Izuku croaked.

"Good, now back to the passage."

"But like what if I need to discuss a passage I don't understand and want to be prepared for the following day?" Izuku explained cunningly.

Ibara bit her lip thinking. It was a viable reason for needing her number, on the other he could be just using the excuse to try and ask her for a date. Leaving it to faith she decided to trust her instincts, as the lord would want her too.

"I'll give you my number lecher, but if you use it for anything other than to discuss passages or bible club, I will not hesitate to kick you out of bible club."

"Got it, you'll miss me and then who else will keep you company." He said with a wink.

"Any luck?" Mineta said as he put down the word Fergalicious for a total of 79 points.

"Are you serious that isn't even a word!"

"It is so, and you know it, now back to operation Ibar-babe."

Izuku reluctantly agreed with Mineta for his points and told him about his plan. "She's sooo stubborn, but I like it man. She's not like anyone else. I think I'm close to getting her though."

"Nice man. Oh, did you get her number like you said you were gonna?"

"Hell yeah I did…but she said if I text her for any other reason than bible club then she'll kick me out." Izuku frowned."

"Who cares man, you still got Ibara's number! To operation Ibar-babe!"

"Operation Ibar-babe!"

Lecher: So, have you ever sinned or are you really that saint like?

Ibara-babe: Lecher...

Lecher: Bible club stuff only. Got it.

Lecher: Is there a passage in the bible that allows you to go on dates, asking for a friend?

Ibar-babe: Go to bed.

Lecher: I'll be thinking of you.

"How about that date?"

"The lord says no."

Izuku's lip twitched upwards at the girl's words. "Really, because I asked the lord and he was all for it. In fact, he even recommended this great place for us to go to."

Ibara looked at the lecher before her, a small frown on her face. "The lord would never approve of such sexual activities before marriage."

The boy in front of her continued to smile, "Okay, okay yeah. I get where you're coming from, but hear me out. What if we don't have sex and I just take you out. Like no strings attached ya know!"

Ibara shook her head at Izuku not believing a word of what Izuku was saying. "I don't believe you could uphold your word Midoriya, I'm sorry. And even if I did, the things I've heard you've done with other girls is far too sinful for me."

Izuku frowned, sad that the girl still wouldn't agree to a date with him. He was genuinely coming to like their banter and these club meetings weren't half bad, given he wasn't listening half the time and he was just staring at her face but still he liked the meetings.

"Well, what can I do to get you to agree to a date?"

Ibara sighed knowing she would never get any peace of mind with this boy unless she answered him. "If you truly wish to go on a date with me then here", writing a few things on a piece of paper and handing it to him, follow these steps and then I will consider going on a date with you."

Izuku's face brightened up instantly at the bible chick's words. "Heck yeah, alright what's first?"

sins to confessional.

"Huh, alright not bad, I mean I just have to go to church and confess. All the things I've done…my entire life...Yikes." Izuku pulled at his collar nervous. "Well I mean, at least they can't judge you."

Before Izuku stood the church recommended to him by Ibara. Taking a deep breath Izuku went inside looking for the confessional, once zeroing in on it the boy entered sitting down and remembering from what he saw in movies began speaking.

"Uh, forgive me father for I have sinned?"

"What?"

"Oh sorry, uh forgive me for I have sinned. Yeah so, I guess I should just start off by saying the only reason I'm doing this is because of this girl I met in bible club. She said if I want any chance with her I have to follow these rules or steps to do. This confession thing was the first thing." Izuku revealed.

When he heard no reply he figured that meant he should keep going. "Yeah, so I've done some shi-I mean bad stuff and I kinda need to get I guess cleansed for it." Izuku said pausing. When he hears humming, he continues. "So, it started in middle school I was sort of a player. My best friend was always objectifying girls and I don't know I kinda played off that. I'm not sure if it bothered girls or not since I never really paid attention to what they felt. I just kinda went out with them for what I wanted and after dropped them like flies so I could go to the next one. Which looking back now was pretty shitty of me."

"Sure was."

"Yeah, so now fast forward to high school and I find I guess I didn't change at all because same thing. I pretty much date a few girls use them to get what I want then boom I drop em until I get the next one I want…I'm a pretty shitty guy" Izuku sighed.

"Yeah, man you are."

"But now I really want to change and- hold up a second, you aren't supposed to be judgmental of my actions!"

"Huh, oh no you're thinking of the confessional dude, you know the priest. I'm the janitor I can judge your acts all I want little dude. And you are one shitty guy" he laughed. "But don't worry you're still in your teens you have time to change. This girl sounds important to you though, I mean you came and confessed all your shitty deeds for her so that has to count for something."

"Yeah, I don't know why but, in the beginning, I just wanted a date to say I was able to date the un-dateable Shiozaki, but now, now I just want to get to know her better and change for her." Izuku said with a smile.

The janitor smiled, "See that right there shows how much you're already changing for this girl and you'll only change more as you grow. Just remember to stay true to yourself, but like genuine not your crappy playboy self you know."

"Yeah I got it, thanks uh, oh I never got your name."

"Doesn't matter now get on with your day. I've got other people confessions to hear."

"But I thought you were the janitor."

"Huh, oh yeah I am, but I'm also a priest, cutbacks you know. Anyways my shift is over, so I'm back to be the priest. So, uh, Have a good day?"

Izuku dazedly walked out of the church, unsure of what just happened but checking off the first thing off his list anyway.

I'm never going to church again.

2. Wash yourself of your sins

"What the heck does that mean?"

"I think you're supposed to like toss holy water on yourself" Mineta offered.

"Where the hell am I gonna find holy water?"

Mineta rubbed his chin before getting his phone out. "Don't worry I know a guy."

"Mineta I wanna ask why you know a guy who can supply you with a barrel full of holy water but at the same time I don't."

Mineta shrugged. "Yeah probably better you don't. Also, next Tuesday you're helping move some sketchy boxes from the port alright."

"I knew it."

"So, how's this done? Don't we need someone with like holy powers?" Mineta asked.

"No, I think since the water's already holy I kinda just dunk myself in it." Izuku said.

"You sure we don't need that janitor priest."

Izuku looked at the water then at Mineta, "Uh…no?"

Five minutes later

Izuku was flailing head deep in a barrel of holy water while Mineta sticky balled his best friends' hands and arms to the floor while constantly dunking his head into the barrel.

"Sto-ugghh Stop Mineta you're-gugig- you're drown-ffjig- you're drowning me!"

"The power of Christ compels you!"

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"

"Ti-guuuh- this- isn't-guurrhg-exorcist-uuuuuh!"

"Oh yeah." Mineta finally let go of Midoriya head letting the other relax and fall to the flor after he broke the sticky ball restraints.

"Jesus Mineta were you hoping...to...kill me!"

"No bro, I was trying to cleanse you of your sins! Look at the water!"

Izuku glared at the smaller boy before looking at the holy water falling back seeing the black gunk floating around. "Oh my god was that in me!"

"I don't know I was too busy-"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO FUCK FACES DOING IN HERE!" Bakugou yelled.

"yeah guys, I mean the whole building could hear Midoriya screaming?" Kaminari said.

"Oh, sorry guys. We're just tryna cleanse Midoriya of his sins." Mineta says quickly dunking Midoriya in the water ignoring his flailing limbs. Finally picking his head back up.

"I feel…like…you're trying to kill me...instead!" Izuku said in between gasps of breaths.

Those watching the shorter boy dunk the other were curious as to what was going on but also wanted nothing to do with it in case Mineta did kill Izuku and began to disperse, the only one left standing there was the bible club president.

"Izuku is really following my list" she said flattered but also holding back her giggles.

Mineta surprised someone was still watching nodded his head. "Oh yeah he even accidently confessed to a janitor/priest yesterday.

"I think he still has one more thing to do, but like yeah then he should be good to go."

Ibara nodded a small smile appearing on her face as she walked off.

"I'VE BEEN CLEANSED OF MY SINS!" Izuku yelled after emerging from the water.

"YEAH YOU HAVE!"

3. Repent to those you have wronged/ In laymen terms Izuku apologize to your past exes.

"Camie, I want to apologize for taking you out on a date, sleeping with you then breaking up." Izuku said bowing.

*slap*

"Like did you really think I was gonna forgive you that easily, fam?" the Shiketsu student said before walking off.

"No..not really." Izuku sighed rubbing his very sore cheek.

"How many more Mineta?"

"Uh, after Camie it seems you only have one, two, fifteen more girls."

"Dear god help me."

"When the hell did I take her out!?"

"Do you seriously not remember, dude?" Mineta said surprised.

"No, dude she goes to an all-girl academy on the other side of Tokyo when would I ever meet her?"

"Oh my god. Dude you like ran into her commented on her uniform and that weird monocle she wears which somehow made her blush like crazy then scored a date."

"You're telling me I scored a date with Saiko Intelli by complimenting her Monocle?"

"Yes."

"My god, Mineta have I got game."

"Yeah, but you also have to travel all the way to her school to apologize."

"God damn it."

"Run Mineta!"

"I'm trying but everywhere I go she keeps blocking!"

"How is she doing it?" Izuku yells, activating full cowling to dodge a sniper rubber bullet, at least he hopes it was a rubber bullet.

"Her quirk you dumb ass! It's super genius! She drank hot tea tripling her already high IQ!"

"But she said she forgave me!" Izuku yelled while dodging a incoming projectile.

"SHE LIED YOU DUMB ASS!"

Izuku and Mineta were currently limping their way through the Tokyo shopping district discussing which girl Izuku should apologize to next, when a picture caught his eye.

"Okay, but what about her. There's no way even I could have gotten her. She's the big three. Like way out of my league."

"Oh yeah true, but you concocted this whole big thing with the help of the entire class, well more like tricked us into doing it really, you even had Koda use his connections with the bunny community which by the way he's still banned from speaking with them."

"Oooh really, poor guy. Maybe I can talk to Mirko" Izuku chuckled.

Mineta didn't even try to hold back his laughter at that joke.

"Anyways you did this whole big spectacle asking her out and after getting knocked out by her for scaring her she said yes because she found the bunny's adorable."

"Really, how do I not remember this?"

"Eh, don't ask me you're the one who did the deed. Then you broke up with her because of actually I think the both of you decided to break up on amicable terms. She was your longest relationship."

"Sweet one less girl to apologize too!"

"Yeah that's true but you still got all these other-

"YOU!"

"I SAID I WAS SORRY FOR WHATEVER I DID!" Izuku shouted while dodging the pro hero chasing after him through the shopping district while carrying Mineta in his arms.

"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Mount Lady screamed.

"WHEN THE HELL DID I DATE MOUNT LADY!"

"HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW!" Mineta cried.

"SHE WASN'T IN THE BOOK!" Izuku screamed back, weaving in and out of crowds.

"YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT YOU LUCKY BASTARD!"

"Can we please take a break?" Mineta whined.

"Yes please." Izuku cried, still tending to his injuries.

The next day

"Wait, I dated Todoroki's sister!"

"Do you seriously not remember any of this or are you just that brain dead?!"

"Oh my god, Todoroki can never know" Izuku said biting his knuckle.

"Dude he's gonna know when you go apologize to her right now." Mineta laughs. "e's visiting his family for the weekend."

"Oh my god, oh my god. I am not prepared. Mineta we are under fucking attack." Izuku says as he stares at the Todoroki's door.

"Izuku?" Fuyumi answers surprised to see her ex at the door, "What are you doing here?"

"Oh, I came to apologize." Izuku says nervously, hoping for anything to happen that will take him away form here.

"For what Midoriya" Todoroki grits.

"Well Mineta that could've gone worse" Izuku says as he rubs his burnt cheek.

"Todoroki declared a blood feud war against the Todoroki clan and the Midoriya clan how much worse could it have gotten?"

"Fuyumi could've not forgiven me. Man, she is a sweet soul. Besides Todoroki will forgive me in like two days."

Izuku and Mineta were back at the dorms in Izuku's rooms tending to their wounds after apologizing to all Izuku's exes.

"What's next?" Izuku moaned.

'Now you just have to show Ibara that you've done everything she requested while I go to class."

"Great. I'll just. I'll just get up right now and do that."

"Yeah, well good luck with that."

"I did everything you requested." Izuku said proudly.

Ibara smiled, "Indeed, I will admit I was surprised when I walked in on Mineta dunking you in a barrel of holy water."

Izuku stared confused at the vine user. "Why, it was on the list? Did you think I wouldn't do it or something?"

"Well, actually I just meant for you get splashed with holy water absolving you of your sins, not drowning yourself in gallons of it, but to each their own."

Izuku facepalmed. "Of course, you did. Well anyways I did everything on the list, so how about that date?'

Ibara shook her head a small smile creeping upon her face. "The lord frowns upon those who are deceitful to others therefore I will allow you to take me on a date lecher."

"Woo! Hold on I gotta get a pic of us."

Why?"

"To memorialize this moment" Izuku said as he winked at the camera with an arm tossed around Ibara. The vine user rolling her eyes at the blatant lie, knowing he was most likely going to send this to one of his friends but smiled, nonetheless.

Ding!

"Well I'll be damned, Midoriya actually did it." Mineta said in awe. Slowly revealing his phone to class, A proving to them that Midoriya indeed was able to score while in bible club and with Class B's saint herself.

"I never doubted you, bro" Mineta whispers a tear creeping down his eye.

"Stop being such a weirdo!" Jiro says hitting the smaller boy with one of her ear phone jacks.

I'm back! And to be honest I think this is where I should finish this story which would be a good ending. Unless I think of anything else but otherwise this is probably where I'll end it. Hope you enjoyed this really weird ride, because I most certainly did. Hit me up on my ko-fi if you like my stuff under /supersaiyain79. I also take requests.