Darkness and Light, Into the Chaos!

RWBY, JNPR, the Fall Trio, Penny, Oscar and ANTI all stood on the deck of one of the Atlas ships we had used to evacuate the battleground. "Everyone ready?" I asked. They nodded, and I closed my eyes, taking a deep breath. "I Open the Path to Sanctuary." I whispered, and the portal opened. We stepped into the city, and proceeded to Marcus' Munitions, where the entrance to the Vault lay. "This is it everyone." I called, activating passive mode for the raid group. "Win or lose, this ends today. For our family, for our future, for our world!" My friends cheered behind me, and we entered the first ring of the vault.

...

The first two hadn't been an issue in the slightest. The Infested Woods and Three Horns Divide was easy to pass through, though I did enjoy Cinder's expression when we met Thrall in the woods. The third had gotten a little hairy when Ren almost attacked the nuckelavee that served as the floor boss, but we made it through easily enough. We kinda had to pull Ruby along as she gawked at the robots in the Friendship Gulag, especially the W4RD-N. I get it, constructors are cool, but we did have a job to do, Red!

We ended up in the Ice sector of Lyoko, the fifth ring, and had to navagate to Sector 5 before we could progress, which honestly made this ring almost as hard to get through as Anima if you didn't know exactly where to go. The Seventh Ring was hotter than hell, but Hero's Pass was kind of in a volcano, so I guess it made sense. And I think I heard Yang swear to come back and punch the Warrior in the face, but I was more focused on the fact we were almost there. Vorago Solitude was next, and again we had to pull Ruby along as she marveled at the weapons of the Guardians and Lost Legion forces. Finally, we were at the Ninth ring, The Atlas Blockade in front of the Destroyer's Vault. Thankfully we were in passive, so it wasn't too hard to get past the hentai monster reject and into the Tenth Ring. And of course, Salem was fighting its boss as Megalovania filled our ears.

I grinned as I watched the hoodie-wearing skeleton in pink fuzzy slippers dodge around one of Salem's blasts. "Is that who I think it is?" Ilia asked dryly.

"Yep!" I chirped.

"Only you, boss." Tara sighed, putting her face in her hands. "So what do we do when Sans runs out of energy?"

"He won't." I replied. "I gave him Slippers of Infinite Stamina. He can literally go on forever without tiring in the slightest." I explained, causing everyone to facepalm.

"You made the hardest boss in Undertale literally unbeatable." Ren asked.

"Yep! Told you nothing gets past this ring without my say-so." I grinned proudly, "But what do you say we give Salem an even worse time?" I suggested, placing a hand on Sekiryuki. I checked my HUD, just in case.

The clock of the Gods

Find Salem(X)

End this()

I grinned, as I drew. "Sword Stance, Arturia." I muttered, changing my grip. "ANTI, take her out!" I ordered. We all lunged for her, eager for the kill. Sans threw bones to keep Salem's attention away from us until I slashed her across the back. "Heya, did you miss me?"

"Yes, but my aim's been getting better." Salem replied throwing an energy bolt into me. Damn, that was a good one.

"Hey, that's my thing!" Yang complained, throwing a shotgun-powered punch into Salem's face.

"Quit complaining, you'll have plenty of chances to fail at making puns when this is over." Weiss chided, using her glyphs to freeze Salem in place.

"They're not all failures." Ilia protested, slashing Salem with her Rainbow Fang and leaving a deep gash across the witch's neck.

"You only say that cause she's your girlfriend." Blake pointed out dryly, doing the same as her friend. But Salem regenerated the damage and broke free of the ice.

"Crap." Ruby muttered, firing Crescent Rose at Salem. And she still has my singularity rounds. Salem stumbled from the implosion of the bullet.

Neo and Tara attacked next, Sans throwing up some blue bones to keep Salem from moving while Tara threw a wind gust and Neo stabbed Salem through where I guess her heart probably was.

JNPR attacked as one, Juane swinging Crocea Mors, Pyrrha lunging with Chastiefol in her hands, Nora bringing down Magnhild, and Ren bringing up Stormflower.

And that seemed to piss her off. "Enough of this!" She screamed a wave of energy knocking us all back. Only Neo and Sans managed to avoid damage. "Open the path to the relics or I swear I will end every last one of you!" she demanded.

"Okay." I replied.

"What?" Yang demanded.

"Allie, you can't be serious!" Blake snapped at me. I saw Neo smirking. She knew what was going on.

"What?" Sans asked innocently, "The boss has got a point. She's just gonna kill us eventually, and if she gets the relics the world is doomed anyway. So why prolong the inevitable?" he raised a magic covered hand and the portal opened. "Just head right through."

Salem looked at the two of us. "Are you serious right now?" she asked warily.

I nod. "Yep." I chirp. "Like the skelly said, you'll just get us eventually, then the world. Nya~"

"Miss Rouge, you must stop this foolish path at once!" Ozpin demanded.

I glared at the wizard. "Why should I listen to you when you never once listened to me?" I questioned angrily. Low blow, but I was still bitter about that. Salem began walking towards Sans' portal cautiously. She got closer and closer and with every step, her stride became more confident. When she was just a touch away from the portal, Sans and I smirked.

Anyone who's seen the boss battle on Undertale can tell you what happened next.

Bones pierced Salem from every angle imaginable as my Tiger Tail Trap squeezed her tighter and tighter. Ruby's mouth was gaping, Weiss' grip slackened on her rapier, Neo was silently laughing, Yang and Blake actually laughing, and as Ozpin/Oscar, Penny, and JNPR just stared on, Sans and I called the best troll phrase of all time.

"GEEEEEEET DUNKED ON!"

I laughed as I approached the thrashing witch. "I'll end you! I'll kill everyone you love, starting with that damned mute!" she swore. I put Sekiryuki through her throat, shutting her up as I searched my inventory.

"Now where did I put it?" I wondered. "Ah! Here it is!" I grinned, summoning the Medusa head I had gotten a week ago, "Sans, Neo, could you make sure our dear Salem's eyes don't close?" I requested.

Neo nodded and Sans replied with a "Sure boss." as one used a small bone to prop open the witch's eyelid while the other just held it open. Both had their own eyes closed.

"Get away! Get the fuck away from me!" Salem demanded as I approached.

"Hmmmm. Nope!" I replied, opening the eyes and holding them in front of my victim. "Not even you can escape the mystic eyes, dear Salem. On the bright side, you'll get to be with your precious relics...forever." I grinned as I pulled Sekiryuki from her throat.

"I'll end you! I'll burn you to ash and dance on your graves!" Salem swore even as she began to turn to stone. She continued to throw threats until she was completely encased.

"Now you'll see the relics forever, never able to touch them, never able to take another step forward ever again." I said sadly, using my spell to lift her and place her in the Inner Sanctum, her eternal prison.

Two years later

I smiled as I stood at the altar, waiting for my bride. It had taken years to get this far, but I was finally about to do it. I know most couples feel nervous at this point, ready to bolt, but I just felt happy. Music began playing, and I looked down the aisle as Roman led Neo toward me. My smile widened, she was so beautiful. Roman handed her off, and the ceremony began. There wasn't anything all that special, though Neo did strain herself for her "I do." and when the priest said I could kiss the bride, I wasted no time closing the distance.

...

The banquet was in full swing, with all my friends, my family, enjoying themselves, but I couldn't get into it after a while, and went out to the balcony. "Well this is a surprise." I heard someone behind me. I looked back to see Pyrrha leaning against the door. She came to stand next to me, looking out at the starry night. "Can't believe it's been two years." she admitted.

"Me neither." I replied, smiling.

"And it's finally over." Pyrrha added.

My smile fell. "No it's not." I declared. Pyrrha looked at me and I explained, "Crimson and Connie are still out there. You heard them, they intend to become the gods of this world. Or Demon Lords. And when they resurface, we need to be ready."

Pyrrha nodded somberly. Then she smiled. "But that's for tomorrow. Tonight your friends want to celebrate with you." she declared, pulling me back inside. I laughed. She was right, Crimson may be out there, but that was a problem for tomorrow.

Right now, I was a married woman and I should be celebrating.

And done! Wow, eighty chapters and I'm finally done. Feels weird. Well, thanks for sticking it out with me everyone. I'll be posting the trailers for my sequel before too long, but for now, this story is done. So what did you think? Good? Bad? Not enough? Leave a review with your thoughts, and I'll see everyone around.