Hey everyone this is a crossover between the spongebob movie video game and mass effect.

In this universe The Confederate states won the civil war so The Confederacy and The union remained separate nations.

Warning: this chapter contains racial slurs, I don't approve of racial slurs but I'm writing a racist character so it's necessary

This chapter also contains other controversial content such as slavery.

I don't approve of these concepts I just wanted to create and explore an alternate timeline and then combine that alternate timeline with Spongebob

If you're a pussy who gets triggered easily then DON'T read this, I don't want to hear your SJW bullshit

Disclaimer I don't own Spongebob or mass effect!

Location Richmond virginia, The Confederate states of America.

The President's mansion

It's the year 2011 (April 6th), tensions between The United states and the Confederate states are at an all time high as The USA is putting more and more sanctions on The CSA for their continued practice of slavery.

Inside the president's mansion Phineas lee Jr descendant of Confederate General Robert e lee and president of the Confederate states had a dastardly scheme to end the tensions and bring the entire world under his control.

Phineas was an overweight tall man, he was 6 ft 9 inches tall and obese, he was bald but had a ginger horseshoe mustache, he was wearing a black business suit with a tie that had Spongebob's face on it.

He also had a scarf with pictures of Patrick star's face all over it.

This guy was a huge Spongebob fan.

He said "Mwahahaha!"

"Those bleeding heart union Americans think they have us confederate Americans in an iron grip but soon I'll prove them all wrong, soon the whole world will be ruled by me! Soon I will be living in a perfect world where niggers not just here but all over the world will know their place and on top of that my favorite videogame will be real!"

And a racist too.

He picked a square case off a table, the case had a picture of Spongebob and patrick on it, both had serious expressions on their faces.

This was the videogame of the first Spongebob SquarePants movie

He opened the case and took out a disc.

He held the disc lovingly and caressed it before kissing it.

He placed it inside a Playstation 2.

The Playstation 2 was hooked up to several red wires which were in turn hooked up to a huge pineapple shaped device that had a small keyhole on it as well as four "arms" that ended in axes.

This was the Morphoapple 9000 the device that would transform everyone in the world.

Phineas said "The whole world will be transformed according to my wishes starting now!"

He activated the Playstation 2 before he inserted a key into the Morphoapple 9000 and turned the key.

The ax arms of the Morphoapple 9000 began to spin with the top pair spinning clockwise and the bottom pair spinning counter clockwise.

A blue bubble of energy grew around the Playstation 2 before it traveled up the red wires and onto the Morphoapple 9000's ax arms which begun to spin more rapidly and thus expand the energy bubble.

Phineas laughed maniacally.

The energy built up and then with a colossal boom the blue energy bubble exploded outwards.

But it didn't destroy anything instead everything it hit was transformed starting with Phineas.

The energy bubble spread throughout the Confederate states and soon throughout the world.

Peoples houses were transformed into blue easter island heads (their houses were transformed into copies of Squidward's house) while restaurants were transformed into copies of the Krusty krab.

Cars were transformed into Patty wagons (basically giant burgers with pickles for wheels)

Cats were transformed into large cartoonish snails.

We see a black cat in an alley playing with a mouse, however that cat gets hit with the blue energy bubble and is transformed into a green snail with a blue and pink checkered shell.

Chickens are transformed into giant cartoonish oysters.

And we see a mother in the union pushing her baby in a stroller down a sidewalk.

They both get hit by the energywave.

The mothers clothes disappear exposing her breasts(which increased in size) and vagina, she gains a peanut shaped helmet (with a boater hat on top) and green skin on her face and white with vertical pink striped skin on her chest.

She gains a flat picture of a red bowtie on her chest as well and a picture of a white apron on her stomach, her lower half was purple with her feet being brown.

She has become a fogger from the Goofy goober level of the Spongebob SquarePants movie videogame.

Codex entry Fogger: Foggers are the weakest type of Spongebobian taking only seven shots to kill, the males are chubby while the females have curvaceous supermodel figures.

They attack by exhaling a toxic gas. There are six different types of Foggers one from each level of The Spongebob movie videogame, The Goofy goober, the hillbilly, the thug tug, the trench, the shell city dead ahead, and the planktopolis fogger.

Her baby meanwhile took on a similar transformation except his lost more of his human traits, as he now looked like a small fat green bipedal fish with a peanut helmet, boater hat, a pink and white striped shirt that was apart of his body and purple pants that were actually apart of his body too.

In other words the clothes were a second layer of skin and outside of them was his penis and four testicles (a quad like the krogans)

Both mother and son had been transformed into goofy goober Foggers and the baby burped and some green toxic gas came out.

Location United kingdom

The energy wave was reaching here.

We see Steven hawking giving a physics speech at a university when he and everyone there gets hit by the energy wave.

Steven hawking transforms into blue bipedal fish, with a white beard and an eyepatch covering his left eye (the eyepatch was actually apart of his body like all other clothes are) he had a white captains hat attached to the top of his head and a black jacket (in reality a second layer of skin) and no pants.

On his right arm was a purple and blue striped worm on a leash attached to his hand.

Steven hawking had become a spinner, specifically a thug tug spinner.

Codex entry Spinners: Spinners are one of the stronger types of Spongebobians, they take 21 shots with mass effect rounds to kill, and when they're spinning they're completely in vulnerable, there are three types of spinners, The thug tug, the planktopolis and the shell city dead ahead.

The students in the crowd get transformed into various enemies from the SpongeBob movie video game.

One gets transformed into a green bipedal snail like creature that has a single stalk eye.

It's shell connects to a gun which its left hand is holding.

Codex entry popper: Poppers are one of the stronger types of Spongebobians, they are capable of short range teleportation, they attack by shooting energy blasts out of the guns attached to their bodies, there are two types of poppers, the trench popper which is the type the student became and the Planktopolis popper (which we will see later on)

Another student transformed into a glowing pink squid like creature that was inside a glowing pink floaty tube.

Codex entry Flingers: Flingers are one of the stronger types of Spongebobians taking 28 shots from a mass effect round to kill, Flingers are capable of flying and spitting acid as a means of offense. Flingers come in three types Hill billy, Trench, and Shell city dead ahead.

(The student above became a trench flinger)

Steven hawking now a thug tug Spinner looked himself over he asked himself "What happened here why did I and everyone in this room transform?"

The student who had become the trench flinger was flying clumsily throughout the air "Whoah whoah! I can fly but how do I pilot this thing!"

He then abruptly crashed into a bookshelf.

"Ow" He remarked.

"Good grief I'm naked!" cried out the student who had been turned into a Trench popper " And I now have twice as many testicles I'm a freak! Don't look at me!"

He tried to cover himself up.

Everyone in the room noticed that besides being transformed into anthropomorphic mutant fish they were also naked and hastily clutched their private parts.

All of a sudden a sound like nails on a chalkboard filled each one of their heads causing them to clutch their heads in agony.

The worm on the leash attached to Steven hawking's right hand began to bark a sign that Steven was under great stress.

Steven asked "What happening to me? I feel like my brain is being reprogrammed!"

He and all of the students then heard Phineas' voice in their head "That's because it is being reprogrammed! I am Phineas Murdock lee Jr, president of the Confederate states of America I have transformed everyone on Earth into copies of the enemies from my favorite videogame and I'm now programming all of you to obey me, you are all now citizens of The Confederate states, soon you will think the same as I do"

Steven hawking clenched his teeth "You won't get away with this you racist monster"

Phineas' laugh filled their heads "Mister hawking you poor naive fool I already have"

And with that last taunt Phineas completed the reprogramming process causing Steven hawking and all of the students in the room to collapse.

They stayed like that for three minutes before they rose again and declared "Glory to the Confederacy! Praise Spongebob!"

All over the world we see the effects.

In Africa, Elephants are transformed into Giant fifteen feet tall red two legged frog fish.

Rhinos are transformed into twenty feet tall blue apple shaped monsters, with six crab like legs and one eye on its face while it's mouth was on a stalk.

On the ocean floor whales were transformed into giant five eyed green bipedal monsters.

These creatures will become the tanks of the now expanded Confederate states army.

In England at The Buckingham Palace we see that Queen Elizabeth has been transformed into a blue fish with a bucket on her head and a red and white horizontally striped chest, she is piloting a grey flying trashcan like vehicle (which is actually apart of her body)

She had become a Merv a Shell city,dead ahead merv to be exact.

Codex entry Merv: Mervs can not be killed in close combat due to the laser their vehicle shoots, they are capable of flight and short range energy attacks, it takes 32 mass effect rounds to kill a merv. There are two types of Mervs the Shell city dead ahead and the planktopolis merv, the latter being more powerful as it can fire rockets.

The rest of the British royal family have become Mervs also.

We now go back to the President's mansion in Richmond virginia.

We see that Phineas has become a Thug tug fogger a type of fogger that resembles a tan fish with a cowboy hat and a black shirt with a fish skull and crossbones and blue pants (all second layers of skin) he was still overweight and 6 ft 9 and he still maintained his ginger horseshoe mustache and blue eyes.

He laughed "Mwahahaha my plan is complete, my perfect world has been created, now I can have my revenge on Obama by forcing him to watch as I raise the Confederate banner over the former Union capital"

Timeline

On April 6 2011 at 12:05 pm Phineas lee Jr, President of the Confederate states activates the Morphoapple 9000 transforming everyone (except black people) on Earth into enemies from the SpongeBob movie videogame, he then proceeds to brainwash the transformed populace and bring them under his control.

This event will become known as The Supreme enlightenment.

April 6 2011 1:00 pm Phineas with most of the world under his control storms the white house and captures now ex president Barack Obama (who hadn't been transformed because he's black) and first lady Michelle Obama and their children, he forces Obama to watch as the Confederate flag is raised over the former Union capital, he taunts Obama with the knowledge that all blacks in the union and across the world will become slaves to the Confederacy.

April 7th 2011, the only parts of the world not under Phineas' control are countries in Africa which due to their black populations have armies of men that weren't transformed by the energy bubble, a war known as The futile rebellions begin. The Futile rebellions stretch across all of Africa and Europe where free black people are fighting to stay free from the confederacy.

April 8th 2011 Barack Obama and his wife Michelle are killed while leading a slave revolt.

April 9th 2011 6:01 pm The Futile rebellions end as black rebels across the world are either killed or surrender to overwhelming Spongebobian might.

April 10th 2011 10:00 am Phineas M lee Jr declares himself "Manager supreme" a position which makes him a dictator over all of Spongebobity( the collection of the Spongebobian race) he also declares that April 6 shall forever be known as a national holiday called "Enlightenment appreciation day" where everyone in the confederacy is required to build a statue of him to show their gratitude towards Phineas for showing them the true path.

April 11th 2011 Phineas m lee begins spreading the religion of Spongebobism, a religion that states Spongebob is a god and that he Phineas is Spongebob's son.

The religion of Spongebobism states that the entire universe is nothing but a grain of sand on the floor of the giant ocean Pacificdrasil and that all of the Spongebob characters are God's who watch over the grain of sand that is the universe.

Spongebobism states that the spongebob episodes are visions from the "gods" of their daily lives.

Mr krabs is the god of greed and profit.

Plankton is the god of war.

Sandy is the goddess of science.

Squidward is the god of music and art.

Patrick is the god of food, and entertainment

And Spongebob king of the gods is god of Space, sea,time and friendship.

Spongebobism becomes the fastest growing religion in the history of Earth mainly due to the brainwashing of Earth's inhabitants, the only people who don't convert to the religion are the black slaves who refuse to believe it but won't admit their disbelief aloud for fear of their master's wrath.

April 12 2011: Manager supreme Phineas M lee jr declares that Earth shall be renamed Robert after his ancestor Robert e lee who led the confederacy to victory during the Civil war.

April 13th 2011: A new curriculum is instituted in schools across Robert to indoctrinate the new generations from a young age, the youth are taught three important sayings "Glory to the Confederacy!" and "Praise Spongebob!" (the latter being a religious saying) and "Praise Phineas!"

April 14th 2011: The Confederacy's new science division The Cult of Sandy has been established this cult is dedicated to the pursuit of "Holy" science in the name of the science goddess Sandy.

Timeskip

May 7th 2011: The terms Spongebobian is invented by Phineas for the transformed people of Robert while a new racial slur Mud lubber is invented to be used to refer to the non transformed black people of Robert.

Another Timeskip

2050 it's discovered that the transformation has granted increased lifespans to the transformed, Phineas confirms this by announcing that he's extended the average life span of a Spongebobian to 1198 years.

2080's Manned outpost are established on Mars by The Cult of sandy.

Yet another time skip

2103 The city of New Planktopolis is founded on Mars however unexplained magnetic field shifts are soon discovered.

We now go to the year 2148 a date that will change all of Spongebobity just as much as the Supreme enlightenment did.

Location Mars, deseado crater

We come upon a prospecting team of three Spongebobians, two of them are trench poppers (one male one female) and their leader Mateus silva is a shell city dead ahead flinger.

Mateus has dirty pink skin on his face, lime green skin on his fin like arms, a grey dirty shirt as a second layer of skin, dirty blue pants as a second layer of skin on his lower half(with his 4 testicles and penis on the outside of his skin pants) he is inside a dirty pink floaty tube which allows him to fly and he has a grey bucket on his head with the letter CB written in red on it (the bucket helmet is an exoskeleton)

Mateus grinned "Well it appears we've found where those unexplained magnetic shifts have been coming from time to start digging"

A crane that resembled a burger with pickles for wheels began to dig.

Sometime later then unearthed what appeared to be a former outpost.

Mateus said "This outpost was most certainly not designed by the Confederacy or any Spongebobians for that matter it's to old"

He flew into the now unearthed outpost and was followed by his popper comrades.

Inside the outpost they discovered starships.

Mateus said "Starships, actual alien starships this is a real alien outpost! Praise Spongebob! And Praise Sandy! The manager supreme will be so proud of us for this discovery! The technology here will advance The Confederacy by hundreds of years! Glory to the Confederacy!"

"Glory to the Confederacy!" shouted his popper comrades.

And so with the discovery of the Prothean ruins, Spongebobity discovered Element zero and mass effect technology thus advancing their technology by two hundred years.

2149: the charon relay is discovered and The Confederacy enters an unparalleled age of expansion

Author's notes

So my ideas for this story are that this version of Humanity has been turned into enemies from the videogame version of the Spongebob SquarePants movie.

The government of Spongebobity is a theocratic dictatorship, and I based some of it off North korea with how Phineas brainwashes the public to regard him as the son of god(which is Spongebob in their religion) I also based some of the government off of Warhammer 40k with a scientific cult, The Cult of Sandy is a parody of The cult mechanicus.

To be clear again I don't approve of slavery, I just wanted to explore an alternate timeline and combine it with Spongebob.

So since this is the Confederate states yes there will be black oppression in this story, if you get offended easily by that don't read.

Also in this story The Confederate states are a nudist society, that's why I portrayed all of the Spongebobians with their private parts exposed.

This is because Phineas is a pervert that wants to see everyone naked.

The only people who wear clothes in The CSA are the black slaves (or mud lubber as they are called) as Phineas doesn't want to see them naked.

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