^_^ Okay, minna, I know I'm working on my other fics, so thats why I'm saying ahead of time that you MIGHT not see the next chappy for a while. ^^; But I'll try my very best! This is a Utena RPG thingy, and it's supposed to be really funny, ^^; and usually my funny stuff is actually funny, so, heh, yay! Oh, and also, anything that's not mine in here belongs to someone else!!! ^^ Hope you enjoy it!
WARNING: humor, may include falling out of chairs and shortness of breath, Out of characterness, made up words, and weirdness!!!!!!!!!
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We start with the image of a young, pink-haired girl tossing a rock in her left hand as she sits on a bench in a park.
Utena: Man, this day can't get any boringer.
Anthy: Miss Utena, I believe "boringer" is not a word.
Utena: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Touga: Well, hello there, Utena.
Anthy: *coughs*
Touga: Oh, and yes, of course, Himemiya.
Anthy: Ya know, I dont get it, why does everyone keep calling me Himemiya. I know it's my last name and all, and because that's sometimes how the Japanese do stuff, but sheesh, *looks to the readers* Do you see any Japanese words on this computeristic sheet of blank paper?!
Utena: *nudges Anthy in the gut* Fourth Wall!
Anthy: Didnt think so! And why does everyone want something they cant have when they know they can't have it?! and why was *I* chosen as the Rose Bride? And why can't it be Rose Princess? because I get engaged to someone?
Utena: ANTHY!
Anthy: Oh, ^_^ yes, Miss Utena?
Touga: -____-
Utena: Calm. DOWN.
Anthy: Yes, Miss Utena. *starts doing Yoga*
Utena: o_0 Anthy?
Anthy: Yes, Miss Utena?
Utena: Please tell us-
Touga: UTENA!
Utena: -.- yes, Kiryuu?
Touga: ^^ I got ya a present!
Utena: -_- oh you did, did you?
Touga: ^____________^ Here, Utena!!! *gives Utena a PS2*
Utena: Ooooohhhhh.... For me, Touga?
Touga: Well, actually, I just wanted you to try and fix it. Saionji went into a temper again when we were playing it at a Student Council meeting.
Anthy: Aren't Student Council meetings supposed to be where you talk about what you wanna change?
Touga: Nope. ^^ We do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING at a Student Council meeting. ^^ Juri just sits there playing with her locket, Miki does his homework and makes us annoyed with his stopwatch, and I just sit there talk on my cell phone with the pretty girls of Ohtori. ^^
Utena: -_- Go figure..
Anthy: *valley-girl talk* Uhh, Seriously!
Utena: o_0
Touga: 0_o
Saionji: THE PHAAAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THEEEERE!! INSIDE MY MASHED POTATOES!!!! No, wait, that's not right, it was French-no, that's right- FREEDOM fries. -_- Yesh, so it was Capitalized "T" The capitalized "P" Phantom of the capital "O" Opera is there, dot dot dot, inside my freedom fries! Yeah! Okay!
Anthy: ^_^ Mister Saionji?
Saionji: Yesh, Anthy?
Anthy: What in the WORLD are you doing?
Saionji: ^^ Singing opera.
Anthy: Oh, okay.
Saionji: THE PHAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE, INSIDE MY FREEEDOM FRIES! No, why doesnt that sound right either...
Utena: o_o isn't the Phantom of the Opera supposed to be inside your mind?
Saionji: NO, Silly Utena! That sounds TOTALLY wrong! What bimbo would make the Phantom of the Opera inside someone's mind?! TOTALLY INCORRECT if you ask me, the most prettiest Opera singer of all time! *grabs a mirror and fixes his hair*
Anthy: o___o
Miki:*clicks his stopwatch* It appears that Saionji has become rather idiotic.
Anthy: ^^ Hello, Miss Kozu-er- Sir Miki. ^_^
Miki: Yo, wassap, my homies!
Touga: o_0 Miki?
Utena: o_o Miki?
Anthy: O_O Miki?
Miki: Sorry, I wanted to give the punk thing a try.
Anthy: Umm.. Miki?
Miki: Yesh?
Anthy: *whispers loudly* You failed miserably.
Miki: Miwa. ;_;
Mikage: *gasps* UTENA TENJOU!
Utena: *gasps* MIKAGE SOUJI! Er.. SOUJI MIKAGE!
Saionji: If you're going to be that way, Miss Ute-er-Utena, then you might as well call me Kyouichi!
Utena: ^^ Okay!
*the little "name this character!" thing pops up with Saionji's face in a little box*
Utena: Now let's seee... *goes around the screen and presses the buttons until it says "Kyouichi" on it*
Kyouichi: o_0
Miki: Woah! That's awesome, U-dog!
Utena: U-dog?
Miki: Okay, I'll stop. *clicks his stopwatch*
Juri: ^^ Happy Birthday, Miki!!!!
Anthy: Miki, I didnt know it was your birthday.
Miki: @_@ neither did I....
Juri: *multiplies herself* Happy, Happy Birthday! From all of us to you! We wish it was our birthday, so we could party too, Noodle! *all of the Juris do poses*
Miki: o_o
Juri: Tee hee!
Utena: o_o Juri's become a happy-go-lucky-crazy-annoying-stubborn-cheererupper-girl-that-appears-in-just-about-every-game-in-the-world!
Juri: ^^ Tee hee!
Touga: Yup. FF7=Yuffie, FF8=Selphie, FF9=Eiko, FFX=Rikku, Kingdom Hearts=..Yuffie, LOD=Meru, Bouncer=Dominique, and so forth.
Utena: *hears Kyouichi selling Bath & Body Works body lotions* Oh dear...
Saionji: *has changed his name back to normal* COME GET YOUR FREE BATH&BODY WORKS BODY LOTIONS! ONLY $800000000000000 DOLLARS! DONT LOOK AT ME! LOOK IN MY WALLET!
Unknown kid with their mommy: Mommy, who's that man selling lotion?
Mommy: Just don't look at him in the eye, sweety.
Utena, Touga, Anthy, Miki, Juri, and Mikage: *snickers*
Saionji: Another job ruined..
Utena: *starts doodling with the PS2*
Touga: Yay! The heroic Prince is going to save my dearest PS2!
Utena: o_0.. *touches something on the PS2 and it explodes, knocking out everyone*
*After a couple of hours*
Utena: *wakes up* Hey, Anthy, Touga, Saionji, Juri, Miki, Mikage.. o_0 *wakes them all up*
Touga: AH!!!!!!!!! MY HANDS ARE MADE OUT OF LITTLE GAME SPRITE SQUARES!
Juri: Dude, I'm a game sprite!
Miki: My stopwatch looks like a black cockroach or something... ;_;
Saionji: My hair!! OOooh, what happened to my beautiful hair!
Anthy: My glasses look really weird.. @_@
Mikage: I look... ^^ perfect, as usual. *files his nails*
Utena: I think this is pretty cool! *waves to the author of this fanfic* THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiffy-chan: ^^ No problem!
Anthy: OY! *shoves Tiffy-chan out of the screen, and you can hear bashing noises*
Utena: o_o Anthy's killing the author..
Anthy: *digs her hand in her pocket* Hm? What's this? *pulls out a potion*
Touga: Well, gee, Anthy, look. *points to the words "pulls out a potion" on the screen*
Anthy: A potion?
Saionji: *squeals* a lotion!
Touga: A POTION, not a LOTION!
Saionji: Oh, ;_; No lotion?
Touga: No lotion.
Saionji: Miwa.
Miki: That's my word, Saionji!
Saionji: It's a fwee country!
Miki: o_0 fwee?
Saionji: YESH! FWEE!
Juri: Nooobody knows the trouble I've seen... Noooobody knows my sorroooowww..
Mikage: *plays along with Juri's Lion King act* Oh, Juri, DO lighten up. Sing something with a little.. mm.. bounce to it.
Juri: -_-..... Toki Ni! Ai wa tsuyo ko!
Mikage: No! No! ANYTHING but that!
Juri: -_-... *multiplies herself* ^O^ OOoohh!! Happy Happy Birthday! From All of us to you! We wish it was our birthday! So we could party too! Cupcake!
Everyone else: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What will become of the Utena characters we know? Will they have birthdays every day? Will Saionji quit singing opera? Will Juri stop being a happy bouncy girl? Will Mikage stop saying he's perfect? Will the lil snails in SnailWorld take over Ohtori?! Will I shut up any time soon? Will Mikage's hair turn rainbow?! Will Touga turn into a girl withn white magic powers?! Will this fic have any plot at all?! *is dragged away by aliens as she continues her list of "Will"ses*
WARNING: humor, may include falling out of chairs and shortness of breath, Out of characterness, made up words, and weirdness!!!!!!!!!
***************************************
We start with the image of a young, pink-haired girl tossing a rock in her left hand as she sits on a bench in a park.
Utena: Man, this day can't get any boringer.
Anthy: Miss Utena, I believe "boringer" is not a word.
Utena: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Touga: Well, hello there, Utena.
Anthy: *coughs*
Touga: Oh, and yes, of course, Himemiya.
Anthy: Ya know, I dont get it, why does everyone keep calling me Himemiya. I know it's my last name and all, and because that's sometimes how the Japanese do stuff, but sheesh, *looks to the readers* Do you see any Japanese words on this computeristic sheet of blank paper?!
Utena: *nudges Anthy in the gut* Fourth Wall!
Anthy: Didnt think so! And why does everyone want something they cant have when they know they can't have it?! and why was *I* chosen as the Rose Bride? And why can't it be Rose Princess? because I get engaged to someone?
Utena: ANTHY!
Anthy: Oh, ^_^ yes, Miss Utena?
Touga: -____-
Utena: Calm. DOWN.
Anthy: Yes, Miss Utena. *starts doing Yoga*
Utena: o_0 Anthy?
Anthy: Yes, Miss Utena?
Utena: Please tell us-
Touga: UTENA!
Utena: -.- yes, Kiryuu?
Touga: ^^ I got ya a present!
Utena: -_- oh you did, did you?
Touga: ^____________^ Here, Utena!!! *gives Utena a PS2*
Utena: Ooooohhhhh.... For me, Touga?
Touga: Well, actually, I just wanted you to try and fix it. Saionji went into a temper again when we were playing it at a Student Council meeting.
Anthy: Aren't Student Council meetings supposed to be where you talk about what you wanna change?
Touga: Nope. ^^ We do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING at a Student Council meeting. ^^ Juri just sits there playing with her locket, Miki does his homework and makes us annoyed with his stopwatch, and I just sit there talk on my cell phone with the pretty girls of Ohtori. ^^
Utena: -_- Go figure..
Anthy: *valley-girl talk* Uhh, Seriously!
Utena: o_0
Touga: 0_o
Saionji: THE PHAAAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THEEEERE!! INSIDE MY MASHED POTATOES!!!! No, wait, that's not right, it was French-no, that's right- FREEDOM fries. -_- Yesh, so it was Capitalized "T" The capitalized "P" Phantom of the capital "O" Opera is there, dot dot dot, inside my freedom fries! Yeah! Okay!
Anthy: ^_^ Mister Saionji?
Saionji: Yesh, Anthy?
Anthy: What in the WORLD are you doing?
Saionji: ^^ Singing opera.
Anthy: Oh, okay.
Saionji: THE PHAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE, INSIDE MY FREEEDOM FRIES! No, why doesnt that sound right either...
Utena: o_o isn't the Phantom of the Opera supposed to be inside your mind?
Saionji: NO, Silly Utena! That sounds TOTALLY wrong! What bimbo would make the Phantom of the Opera inside someone's mind?! TOTALLY INCORRECT if you ask me, the most prettiest Opera singer of all time! *grabs a mirror and fixes his hair*
Anthy: o___o
Miki:*clicks his stopwatch* It appears that Saionji has become rather idiotic.
Anthy: ^^ Hello, Miss Kozu-er- Sir Miki. ^_^
Miki: Yo, wassap, my homies!
Touga: o_0 Miki?
Utena: o_o Miki?
Anthy: O_O Miki?
Miki: Sorry, I wanted to give the punk thing a try.
Anthy: Umm.. Miki?
Miki: Yesh?
Anthy: *whispers loudly* You failed miserably.
Miki: Miwa. ;_;
Mikage: *gasps* UTENA TENJOU!
Utena: *gasps* MIKAGE SOUJI! Er.. SOUJI MIKAGE!
Saionji: If you're going to be that way, Miss Ute-er-Utena, then you might as well call me Kyouichi!
Utena: ^^ Okay!
*the little "name this character!" thing pops up with Saionji's face in a little box*
Utena: Now let's seee... *goes around the screen and presses the buttons until it says "Kyouichi" on it*
Kyouichi: o_0
Miki: Woah! That's awesome, U-dog!
Utena: U-dog?
Miki: Okay, I'll stop. *clicks his stopwatch*
Juri: ^^ Happy Birthday, Miki!!!!
Anthy: Miki, I didnt know it was your birthday.
Miki: @_@ neither did I....
Juri: *multiplies herself* Happy, Happy Birthday! From all of us to you! We wish it was our birthday, so we could party too, Noodle! *all of the Juris do poses*
Miki: o_o
Juri: Tee hee!
Utena: o_o Juri's become a happy-go-lucky-crazy-annoying-stubborn-cheererupper-girl-that-appears-in-just-about-every-game-in-the-world!
Juri: ^^ Tee hee!
Touga: Yup. FF7=Yuffie, FF8=Selphie, FF9=Eiko, FFX=Rikku, Kingdom Hearts=..Yuffie, LOD=Meru, Bouncer=Dominique, and so forth.
Utena: *hears Kyouichi selling Bath & Body Works body lotions* Oh dear...
Saionji: *has changed his name back to normal* COME GET YOUR FREE BATH&BODY WORKS BODY LOTIONS! ONLY $800000000000000 DOLLARS! DONT LOOK AT ME! LOOK IN MY WALLET!
Unknown kid with their mommy: Mommy, who's that man selling lotion?
Mommy: Just don't look at him in the eye, sweety.
Utena, Touga, Anthy, Miki, Juri, and Mikage: *snickers*
Saionji: Another job ruined..
Utena: *starts doodling with the PS2*
Touga: Yay! The heroic Prince is going to save my dearest PS2!
Utena: o_0.. *touches something on the PS2 and it explodes, knocking out everyone*
*After a couple of hours*
Utena: *wakes up* Hey, Anthy, Touga, Saionji, Juri, Miki, Mikage.. o_0 *wakes them all up*
Touga: AH!!!!!!!!! MY HANDS ARE MADE OUT OF LITTLE GAME SPRITE SQUARES!
Juri: Dude, I'm a game sprite!
Miki: My stopwatch looks like a black cockroach or something... ;_;
Saionji: My hair!! OOooh, what happened to my beautiful hair!
Anthy: My glasses look really weird.. @_@
Mikage: I look... ^^ perfect, as usual. *files his nails*
Utena: I think this is pretty cool! *waves to the author of this fanfic* THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiffy-chan: ^^ No problem!
Anthy: OY! *shoves Tiffy-chan out of the screen, and you can hear bashing noises*
Utena: o_o Anthy's killing the author..
Anthy: *digs her hand in her pocket* Hm? What's this? *pulls out a potion*
Touga: Well, gee, Anthy, look. *points to the words "pulls out a potion" on the screen*
Anthy: A potion?
Saionji: *squeals* a lotion!
Touga: A POTION, not a LOTION!
Saionji: Oh, ;_; No lotion?
Touga: No lotion.
Saionji: Miwa.
Miki: That's my word, Saionji!
Saionji: It's a fwee country!
Miki: o_0 fwee?
Saionji: YESH! FWEE!
Juri: Nooobody knows the trouble I've seen... Noooobody knows my sorroooowww..
Mikage: *plays along with Juri's Lion King act* Oh, Juri, DO lighten up. Sing something with a little.. mm.. bounce to it.
Juri: -_-..... Toki Ni! Ai wa tsuyo ko!
Mikage: No! No! ANYTHING but that!
Juri: -_-... *multiplies herself* ^O^ OOoohh!! Happy Happy Birthday! From All of us to you! We wish it was our birthday! So we could party too! Cupcake!
Everyone else: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What will become of the Utena characters we know? Will they have birthdays every day? Will Saionji quit singing opera? Will Juri stop being a happy bouncy girl? Will Mikage stop saying he's perfect? Will the lil snails in SnailWorld take over Ohtori?! Will I shut up any time soon? Will Mikage's hair turn rainbow?! Will Touga turn into a girl withn white magic powers?! Will this fic have any plot at all?! *is dragged away by aliens as she continues her list of "Will"ses*