(Sorry I missed yesterday, we had a blackout until early this afternoon! Feel free to yell at the snow clouds dramatically in my honor, it's their fault. XD)

Reviewers who requested Kendo: No one! Because Class B gets none of the spotlight, lol

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Disclaimer: I own nothing, so let's give a big hand to Itsuka Kendo! :D

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"Ahahahahaha, what's this? Class A students can't even afford the deluxe spicy soba bowl combo? You inferior humans must despise scrounging for subpar food, when over at Class B we dine on the deluxe bowls every day!" crowed the obnoxious Monoma, his condescension levels reaching near critical levels as he pointed laughingly at his fellow students.

Unfortunately for him, Shoto Todoroki was not so easy to provoke. The cool headed hero spared him a glance. "I like cold soba," he said by way of explanation. Kirishima nodded in affirmation at the next table, speaking up around a mouthful of red hot noodles. Class A was used to Monoma's antics, and paid him no mind.

"It's true, man, it's practically all he eats."

Monoma didn't miss a beat, his voice rising higher until nearly everyone in the lunchroom could hear him. "Indulging in your favorite food? How frivolous! Class A students don't have any self discipline! We at Class B know that to be a true hero, self sacrifice is a necessity-"

His eye rolled back, and he slumped to the ground, revealing his ginger haired classmate, Itsuka Kendo, her hand still in the chopping position. She brushed her spiky ponytail to the side, sighing with resignation. "Sorry about him," she apologized, flashing an easy smile to Todoroki. "He just doesn't know when to tone things down."

"I think you mean he's got a bucketful of screws loose," Kirishima snorted, to the general agreement of the boys at his table.

"He's not all bad," Kendo said with an affectionate sigh, looking at the boy she'd just knocked out cold with a single blow. "I guess the competitive aspects of the school just brings out the worst in him, sometimes. He's really pretty smart, when he's not being a total tool."

Todoroki looked at Kendo oddly, blinking his mismatched eyes.

"Is something wrong?" Kendo said, a little self consciously.

"You really are the 'big sister' of Class B," Todoroki said by way of explanation. "I'd heard the nickname before, but now I see why. You remind me strongly of my own sister."

Kendo flushed, immediately defensive, though not entirely displeased. "No, no, I just keep an eye on people, that's all! I really wish I had a different nickname, truth be told! It's not that I don't like the title, but maybe something more in line with my heroic aspirations or strength would be nice!"

Kirishima seemed to understand, grinning widely to expose his pointed teeth. "Something manly, huh? How about Kendo the Crusher, or the Ultimate Kendo?"

As if summoned, Minoru Mineta popped up over the side of the nearby table divider, his perverted intensity shining like the sun. "If you don't want to be the big sister, how about the sex symbol of Class B! You've got the boobs for it, even if your ass is a little lacking!"

His shout just happened to fall in a quiet moment in the cafeteria, when everyone was already paying attention thanks to Monoma's rant and subsequent knock out. What little conversation there was died out, as the students stared at Itsuka Kendo for her reaction.

She stared at Mineta in open shock, unused to being treated with such blatant disrespect, stunned into momentary inaction. And then her green eyes narrowed dangerously, her Quirk activating in an instant.

What happened next would go down in U.A history forever.

Itsuka Kendo drew back her hand, which was already larger than Mineta's entire body thanks to her limited gigantification, and slapped him so hard wind blew from the point of impact, and the unfortunate pervert careened across the cafeteria like a bullet, colliding with the ground several times before slamming ominously into the wall.

Students stared. It was like the entire school held their breath all at once.

Kirishima spoke first.

"Kendo of the Ultimate Bitch Slap," he said, his voice hushed with reverence. Other students took up the title, whispering it amongst themselves, and a new title for the big sister of Class B was born as Mineta lay drooling on the floor.

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Principal Nezu set down the papers he'd been holding, steepling his tiny paws as he appraised the two students sitting across from his desk. "Well, while Mineta's injuries are unfortunate, I'm afraid there's nothing the school can do, since the security cameras mysteriously malfunctioned, and none of the students saw the incident!"

"That's ridiculous, the entire cafeteria was watching!" Mineta wailed, covered in bandages and sporting two black eyes from face planting into the wall. The entire left side of his face was red. "Don't tell me no one saw!"

Indeed, many students had been called in to relay their version of events from the incident, but all of them claimed they 'hadn't seen anything', and couldn't tell who had hit Mineta into the wall.

"I understand your frustration, but look on the bright side. At least you didn't die!" Principal Nezu said brightly, no doubt chalking the entire incident up to a side effect of his curse. "You should consider yourself quite fortunate things weren't any worse. You two are dismissed!"

Muttering to himself the whole way, Mineta left the room, resisting the urge to kick over the trash can.

Kendo sighed with relief, and looked back at the principal. "Is this really okay?" she asked anxiously. "I mean…"

"You have nothing to be concerned about, Miss Kendo," the principal cut her off smoothly. "There are circumstances surrounding Mineta which are far from normal. I'm sure any momentary lapse in judgement on your part was not of your doing. That being said, please try to avoid a repetition of this incident."

Unusual circumstances? "Right. Thank you, sir!" Kendo said, bowing sharply in the martial arts style, before making her exit. She wondered what kind of circumstances the principal could be talking about…she hadn't noticed anything particularly strange…

She was so caught up in her thoughts, she didn't notice that the students she passed went quiet when they saw her, whispering to themselves as she passed.

"That's Kendo of the Ultimate Bitch Slap!"

"She's a legend…"

"I heard Mineta's face imprint is still in the wall!"

Mineta was decidedly unpopular after his shower incident, which only boosted Kendo's appeal even further for taking action against the tiny pervert.

For months to come, students went quiet with awe when they saw her walking, because Kendo of the Ultimate Bitch Slap had passed.

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