Warning: This is gonna get really dirty, real fast, so get out of here if you're not into that kind of stuff. I also do NOT endorse any of the filth you're about to read to be done in real life. This is simply a wild fantasy kink with almost no basis in reality. And I would like to keep it that way, yes? Consent, my friends; it's important.

Chapter 1: The Answer

The day started out like always: Issei went to school, hung with friends, peeped in the kendo girls locker room, and got beat up. He was Kuoh Academy's most notorious pervert, and this was his routine.

Except for the fact that, during class, Issei noticed something out of the corner of his eye. Looking out the window that evening, he saw something fall from the sky into the nearby bushes. After school was over, Issei snuck over to the bushes to find a black book.

And the freaky thing about it was when he grabbed it out of the bushes to examine it, he felt an electric tingle run up his arm. Curious, he took it home, away from any prying eyes.

So now, here he was, on his bed, legs crossed, staring for what felt like more or less a good ten minutes down the small, unremarkable looking black book.

Wait, Issei thought to himself worryingly, did this book give me a curse or something?!

Oh god, no! Not like this! He never even got the chance to touch Rias Gremory's boobs! Fearing the worst, the young pervert rushed to his desk to grab a pair of scissors. The plan here was to cut out the pages and flush them down the toilet.

Only, when he tried, the paper simply folded around the blades as he attempted to shed them up; there wasn't even a single crease, absolutely no damage what so ever was made.

"What the fuck is this thing?!"

"I can answer that."

With a very manly scream, Issei whipped around and came face to face with a large, lanky figure sitting on his bed. He – if it could even be called that – had skin like wet cement, eerie red eyes that leered through a mop of dark hair long enough to touch the floor, and had hands that looked like something straight out of A Nightmare on Elm Street – bladed fingers as long as a toothbrush formed a pyramid in a very villain-like manner.

Issei shook with fear, "W-What the fuck?! What are you?! How'd you get in my house?!" He yelled franticly.

The monster sitting on his bed didn't at all looked surprised by the boy's behavior. I mean, how would you react if something straight out of an eldritch horror just suddenly showed up in your bedroom.

"Okay, one: calm the fuck down," The monster's voice was an absolute contrast to his appearance: it was soft and deep, but also had air of elegance to it, like royalty, "number two: what I am is an incomprehensible mess that I'd rather not get into, though I can give you my name; M.A. Number three: your window was unlocked." He pointed to the open window on the other side of the room.

Upon realizing he wasn't dead yet, Issei gulped before nervously asking: "W-What do you want?"

"You see, I have been…well, board as of late. So, I decided to entertain myself by dropping my Book of Wonders into the human world just to see what would happen," He then grinned, revealing needle-like teeth, "and by pure chance, you came across it; the school's resident pervert is now in possession of one of the universes most powerful, magical artifacts."

Issei's eyes widened. "What…? It just looks like an ordinary book. What's so special about it?"

"The Book of Wonders can completely reshape reality in order to fulfill the user's wish," He told him. "It also alters the minds of the populace into believing these changes are the norm."

Shocked, Issei looked down at the book in his trembling hands. "Well…that's scary as fuck."

"Indeed it is." M.A. chuckled.

"Don't you…want it back?"

"Can't take it back." He said bluntly, "The book has recognized you as its Master."

Issei realized what he was talking about. "So, when it gave me that shock, it made me, like, bound to it, or something?"

"Exactly. So, what are you going to do first? Go on a murdering spree? Give yourself the ability to stop time? Make every single girl in your school a nudist?"

That last one got his attention. Issei could see it now – all those young nubile bodies on display for his eyes, and nobody would see it as something completely out of place!

But…maybe he should start out with something small, first; you never know what could go wrong.

Humming thoughtfully, Issei idly looked around his room as he figured out what to do first. He then spotted a manga left out on his desk. Belonging to the Akame ga Kill series.

Ding!

Opening the book, he took out a pen.

'Esdeath of the Akame ga Kill series will walk out of Issei Hyoudou's wardrobe, will obey his every command and will not be able to harm him in any way - physical or mental.'

The second he finished writing, the ink glowed on the page before instantly drying. Nothing more obvious than that happened, though.

Issei wasn't sure whether to feel relieved, or disappointed that it didn't seem to have actually done anything. But then he heard a noise coming from his wardrobe.

M.A. cackled, "Here we gooo~!"

Turning his head towards the wardrobe, the young man could hear a voice, before the door slid open revealing a disgruntled General Esdeath.

"What on earth…?" She groaned, rubbing her head.

Issei stared, mouth agape. Holy, fucking Jesus!

There she was, Esdeath, the Empire's Strongest in his room! He'd better not be dreaming, please, please, PLEASE don't let this all just be a dream! Issei wasn't sure if he could keep going on if that were the case!

"You. Boy." Esdeath said, pointing the business end of her rapier at Issei's throat, icy-blue eyes peering into his very soul. She smiled dangerously. "Where am I?"

Gulping, Issei chuckled nervously. The series was right: he could just feel her bloodthirsty nature, it was like she was some kind of murderous…murder beast! "U-Uh, could you, um, put that away?" he asked, hoping to god the rest of his words became true.

Esdeath blinked, and not a moment later, the General sheathed her blade.

Issei let out a relieved breath. Well, at least that worked. Now to try something else. "Thanks. Now, could you jump up and down ten times?"

He flinched when he saw her smile again. But, instead of getting a sword through his gut, the blue haired woman just did as she was told. Esdeath proceeded to jump up and down.

Blood trickled from Issei's nose when he saw the effect Esdeath's actions were having on her bountiful breasts. Those melons were bouncing around so much in her uniform, he wondered if she was even wearing a bra underneath!

But, Esdeath had reached the tenth jump and stopped, much to the young pervert's dismay. "Now, are you going to answer my question, or not?" she asked, with hands on her wide hips.

M.A. snorted. "I'm surprised she's not asking how you got her to follow your command." He mused, knowing full well why she couldn't.

That was when Issei remembered M.A. was still in the room…and strangely enough, Esdeath hasn't noticed they weren't the only ones in here either.

Seeing his questioning look, M.A. smiled knowingly. "Only the possessor of the Book of Wonders is able to be aware of my existence." His stomach then made a grumbling sound. He lowered his gaze to his stomach, frowning.

"Ah, but that is a minor thing," he concluded, placing a clawed hand on his belly. "Tell me, do you have any watermelon?"

Issei rubbed the back of his head. "Um…I think so?"

Esdeath raised a thin brow. "Who are you talking to?"

"Oh, right, uh… Stay still and be quiet." And the General did just that.

M.A. grinned. "Excellent. I love watermelon." He then got up from the bed and walked right through Esdeath, the woman not even registering it, and opened the door. "Gonna raid your kitchen. Have fun in the meantime." With a sly wink, he shut the door.

Issei turned back to Esdeath, who had not moved or spoken since his order not to do so.

Okay…enough experimenting – it was time to have some fun~!

Grinning like a goof, Issei gave her another command. "Esdeath…take your top off – your bra, too."

Esdeath didn't look at all pleased at this sudden development. But, she grin and bared it, doing as she was told. The blue haired woman took off her hat first, tossing it on the bed, before moving on to her belt, undoing the black cross buckle, and letting fall to her feet. Next was the uniform itself. Esdeath swiftly undid the buttons, more and more of her creamy cleavage being revealed along the way until the last button was dealt with, the coat parting open to reveal a pair big, succulent breasts. Round and full, the white cloth bra struggled to contain them. Shrugging her shoulders out of her uniform, the coat pooled around her feet.

"The – the bra too…" Issei said quietly, drinking in the sight of the near-naked General.

"I know." Esdeath said patiently. Internally, however, she was having a crisis. The General couldn't believe what she was doing, right now! How the hell was this – this boy able to talk her into doing all of these degrading things! She could've eviscerated the little shit with her bare hands by now, and yet she hasn't. It had to be an Imperial Arms of some kind, something with incredibly strong psionic ability – if her fruitless efforts to resist were any indication. With a glare that could melt steel, she reached back for the hooks of her bra.

As soon as he notices the straps around her shoulders go slack, the brunette turned from the woman's breast to watch her shrug out of her bra. Soon, the dusty pink color of her nipples came into view, small and puffy-looking, the cool air soon making them go stiff.

Being a whole head taller than him, Issei was at perfect eye-level with her massive tits, his breath low and deep as he stared.

"Beautiful…" Issei muttered. Hearing the awe in his tone, Esdeath couldn't help but smirk slightly. Indeed, they were. And without being aware of it, the Empire's Strongest found her hunched shoulder's straightening, offering the young man an even better view.

"Don't move." With that Esdeath suddenly found her right breast in his mouth, sucking on her exposed nub like a new born baby. The bluenette gasped, unable to anything but watch as he continued to suck on her nipple, while at the same time, reach for the other breast, kneading it like dough.

Issei pulled himself back, releasing the nub with an audible 'pop!' "These things are amazing! I could do this all day!" he shouted with joy, and without waiting for a response, he went right back to her breast, earning an unexpected moan to fly from her lips.

Despite herself, Esdeath found the strange sensations coming from her breasts evolving into something that could be described as…pleasure. Oh. Oh, this was certainly a new experience for the General, the way Issei's tongue flicked and circled her nipple, the way he squeezed her other breast and pressed his thumb down on her puffy, little nub… This…this felt good.

And as time went on, those sweet sensations just continued to grow, and grow, and grow.

God, she wanted to move so badly, to grip the back of his head and press him into her bosom. It was strange – just moments ago, she wanted him dead, now all she wanted was more of the pleasure he was freely offering.

"Harder." Esdeath panted, biting her bottom lip. Issei happily obliged by increasing the suction, drawing her nipple deeper into the wet warmth of his mouth and washing it with its tongue. Felling the rough bumps of his taste buds, the General could feel her toes curl and her eyes roll into the back of her head.

While all of this was going on, Esdeath finally noticed the decidedly hard object that had been rubbing into her thigh. Issei was grinding his crotch into her, trying to seek any form of relief. Finally, pulling his head back, the young man just couldn't take it anymore.

When he looked up at her, she saw the lust clear as day all over his face. And those eyes… God, the hunger there was indescribable, it was like staring into a deep dark pool of lust and depravity.

Issei spoke – and this time with authority. "Loose the panties and get on the bed – all fours."

Esdeath hooked her thumbs around the lacey whites, pulling them down those long, pale legs. She quickly made her way to the bed and crawled onto it. On her hands and knees, the once thought to be uncontrollable monster of the Empire turned around to present herself to the young man who controlled her.

Her pussy was wet, Issei could see, the nectar giving her folds a lovely sheen in the room's lighting while drops of her fluids trickle down her inner thigh. He stripped himself down soon after, getting on the bed and parking behind her.

Esdeath's ass was a truly wonderful sight indeed. Round and full, her cheeks had a pert muscle to them only achieved though hard training, but still possessing their bubble-like shape without retracting from their amazing volume.

Over her shoulder, the General's eyes watched as Issei slid his rod between her cheeks then rocked back and forth, effectively sandwiching himself. A shuddering breath escaped her parted lips upon feeling the underside of his hot cock ground into her crevice, rubbing up hard against her asshole, the feeling sending a shock up her spine that made her body scream for release – she just wanted to get fucked, didn't matter to her where at this point, the Ice Queen just wanted to get fucked into oblivion.

Issei didn't want this feeling to end, but soon remembered he could do something better to replace it. He put his hands on Esdeath's hips, just hotdogging her for another few more seconds before his fingers moved to her cheeks, spreading them open to reveal her pink star. He grabbed his cock and gave it an experimental poke, making Esdeath gasp and her asshole flex in response.

"W-Wait!" She called out – though it was more like a whimper – as she quickly moved her ass away. And Issei, worried, gave the blue-haired woman a questioning look.

Looking back to meet his gaze, Esdeath spoke. "Here," she lowered her upper half to the bed, and Issei watched on with much interest as her rear rose, her cheeks splitting to reveal her tiny hole once more. "rub your cock on my cunt, get it wet."

For once, Issei did as he was told for a change, pressing his hard phallus against her spongy folds. After a thorough lubrication, his dick was now all slick and shiny with her honey. Esdeath knew this too and got back into position, even reaching a hand back to spread herself open in preparation.

Esdeath's eyes widened, almost to cartoonish levels as she felt the sudden pressure of his cock head against her asshole. She made a noise. "Ah." slowly, it opened, his tip sliding in, "A-Ahh," his throbbing shaft soon followed after, the veins pulsating with his heartbeat, "Ah. Ah! AHHHHHHHHH~!" More and more of his cock slid in as she screamed her very soul out!

"F-Fuck…" Issei breathed, his hard-on finally bottoming out inside her ass. It was unlike anything he had ever felt before. Never in his wildest dreams did he believe this day would finally come, the day he was finally inside of a girl – and not just any girl, a woman at that, and also not just any woman: General Esdeath, a fictional character come to life for the sole purpose of satisfying his desires. Please, for the love of god, don't let this be a dream… He begged to whatever higher power that allowed this to happen.

Esdeath grips the sheets, eyes clenched shut and breathing heavily as she felt Issei's cock in its entirety stuff her ass. She truly has never felt so full before. In fact, this was the first time a dick has ever been inside of her at all, for she waited for the day when a certain young man with the purist smile she had even laid eyes on would finally join her side and be one with her. But that day never came. So, here she was, on her knees like a bitch for a boy she had met not even an hour ago.

Funny how things turn out, huh?

But still, though painful upon entry, the cock in her ass has not moved, giving her the time needed for her walls to relax and adjust. As she does this, Issei massaged the generous flesh of backside, molding it in his hands. For this, Esdeath's tight ring of muscle gave an appreciative squeeze to his member.

Esdeath sighed in pleasure, savoring the sensation of his hands on her ass. "You can move now." She told him, biting her lip.

Not having to be told twice, the young man pulled back, watching with awe as her rectum constricted around his cock like it didn't want him to leave. He groaned as he pushed forward again, her ass swallowing his cock much easier this time. Bulls deep once more, he relished in the heat surrounding his length before pulling back again. Then again pushing forward, now a little faster, gradually increasing speed as the fucking went on.

Soon enough, Issei becomes more aggressive with his thrusts, plowing harder and faster into her anal cavity, feeling his end soon approaching. Esdeath was now moaning uncontrollably, the sound of flesh slapping flesh reverberating around the room. A couple of minutes later, the two of them felt the shaft twitching almost violently, signaling Issei was about to cum, and so too was Esdeath. Without even the need to touch her pussy, the blue-haired woman's entire body tensed up at once, her pussy coating his thighs in a spray of juices.

Issei exploited inside her asshole, his warm milky cum pooling up within her, making her squeal in an overload of pleasure. His hips stayed attached to her cheeks as rope after rope filled her up, only finally stopping when his cream threatened to overflow her bowels and spill out.

Breathing heavily, the two detached from each other, Issei's cock coming free with a wet pop while Esdeath's front refused to stay up, her arms giving way and making her collapse, her ass still in the air. Issei watched as his cum began to roll out of her slightly agape asshole.

Collapsing onto the bed, the brunette teen turned his head towards the small, insignificant looking black book that had made this all possible.

His ultimate goal in life was to have a harem of beautiful girls of all shapes and sizes – from big bouncy tits, to shapely asses, and all in between at his beck and call to do with as he pleases. For the longest time, he wondered how he could make that dream a reality.

And now, here it was, out on his desk…

…Issei's answer.

AN: I put a shameful amount of effort into this, and hoped you all like it! Just a warning though: expect the majority of future encounters to be revolving around sex of the anal variety, so if that's not your thing, I understand.

Now for the real warning: updates might be slow since Red Dead Redemption 2 is coming out today. Just saying.

PLEASE let me know how I can improve in the reviews, or just PM me if you feel it's easier that way – I really wanna get good at this!

Alright, I'm done. Bye – bye now~!