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Lolwut (is this?) Crack!Fic (probably as a collection of Sesshoumaru x Male!Kagome drabbles)

Kannushi – Shinto Priest

"I'm perfectly healthy now."

Brown eyes (that possessed too much innocence) stared at him with clear concern, "But, Higurashi," Houjo panted slightly, surprised by the fact that it was him who had to keep up, despite the fact that Higurashi was shorter than him and possibly still ill, "Are you sure? It won't be a problem to stop by my parents' pharmacy."

Kagome sighed, quickening his pace towards the school gate, "Don't worry, Houjo-kun," He smiled, causing the older teen to flush, "I'm over my sicknesses now. It's not necessary to hover over me anymore."

"I-it's just not that," Houjo flushed even deeper as he rubbed the back of his head, "W-would you like to see a movie this weekend?" He asked with clear embarrassment.

Blue eyes blinked, 'He's really into me?' Kagome wondered, having thought that it had been Yuka, Eri, and Ayumi that had put Houjo up into asking him out on dates as a joke, 'And here I thought Houjo was into girls this whole time.'

Then again, it had been pointed out many, many, many times that Kagome himself possessed a very feminine look and build, and even during his Sengoku adventures, had been called 'Miko' when he should have been called 'Kannushi.'

It was slightly irritating.

'No use wasting anger over it,' Kagome thought, 'And really, what does Houjo-kun even see in me?' He thought, having arrived at the school gate with a panting Houjo behind him.

"W-well, Higurashi?" Houjo bit his lip, eyeing everything else in the area except Kagome's face as his flush grew onto a full-blown blush, "What do you say? I-it doesn't even have to be a date if you don't want it to be! We can just go as friends–!"

"Miko."

Kagome brow twitched, quickly turning around to see the very person he had expected to see waiting outside the school gate, "Sesshoumaru," He grit his teeth at the amusement that flashed in the Youkai's golden eyes, "How many times do I need to tell you?! At least call me Kannushi! I am a boy, after all!"

Sesshoumaru ignored all the dreamy-eyed stares from the female students that were whispering and pointing at him, as his eyes were focused on one and only one.

"Err, Higurashi?" Houjo went completely unnoticed, "I-is that Taisho Sesshoumaru!?" He almost squeaked, but went unheard.

"Come, Kagome," Sesshoumaru gestured to the sleek black car that probably cost a fortune, "We are training today."

"Yeah, yeah," Kagome sighed, giving Houjo an apologetic look, "Sorry, maybe another time?" He asked, grumbling when a glare from Sesshoumaru had him jumping into said sleek black car.

"Back down," Sesshoumaru ordered, causing Houjo to jump in fear when he felt gold eyes glare at him, "Kagome belongs to this Sesshoumaru and none other." And with that, the two were gone within seconds and it took Houjo everything out of him not to collapse to his knees in terror.

How the hell did Higurashi know someone like Taisho Sesshoumaru!?