Suggested by Crackhead:

Greg, Amethyst, and Rose bond over a farting contest

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Greg bought a bunch of spicy tacos from a newly opened taco place. They were having a huge grand opening sale, so he was able to get a lot of them. Amethyst was always down to try food, Rose loved experiencing basically anything, and Greg just really liked tacos.

Him and Amethyst were currently watching some television on an old t.v. that she had found. While they watched their show, they both ate a few tacos. After a few minutes Amethyst belched loudly. "Man, these really hit the spot! Have you given any to Rose?"

He shook his head. "Not yet. Garnet said she was on a mission. But I think she-"

The door to Amethyst's room opened, and Rose came through. "Greg! Amethyst! I'm back! Garnet said you picked up some of that taco food?"

Greg nodded, and scooted over. "Yeah! Come and try some. Me and Amethyst have been chowing down for a while."

As Rose sat with them, she started to eat one of the tacos. "These are delicious! Do all humans like these? Do all of them taste like that?"

He shrugged slightly. "Eh, some people don't like it. And you can add a lot of different things to them."

Amethyst cheered at that. "Aw, yeah! You mean I could add teabags, or wood chips, or chalk?!"

Greg laughed slightly. "Yeah, if that's your thing. I mean, humans can't really eat that. But you could technically make tacos out of anything."

At that, Amethyst went quiet, thinking about all the things she could add.

He ate another taco, before letting out a small squeak of a fart.

His cheeks went pink slightly. "Ah, sorry! All these tacos are going right through me."

Rose started laughing. "Oh, that's one of the funny noises I hear Amethyst make! Do tacos do that?"

He nodded slightly. "Uh, they can."

Amethyst just started laughing. "That's a riot, Greg! But come on, you can do better than that! Watch this!"

She focused for a second, before letting out a loud, rumbling fart.

Rose started laughing, and Greg sat there for a second, stunned.

After a few seconds, he relaxed and started laughing as well. "Oh yeah? Well I can out do that!"

His body tensed, and when he farted they could feel the couch cushions vibrate from the sheer force of it.

Amethyst gave him a determined look. "Oh, it's on!"

She tensed as well, and when she farted, one of her piles fell over.

Both of them looked at each other, before bursting out in laughter.

Amethyst looked over at Rose. "Hey, come on Rose! You gotta have something!"

Now, Rose stood up. "Right, give me just a second..."

She closed her eyes, and her face scrunched up in concentration.

After a few seconds of silence, Greg spoke. "Hey, Rose no need to push yourself! Give it time!"

Amethyst cackled for a few seconds. "Yeah, it's all cool. I still need to destroy Greg!"

Rose shook her head. "I got this..."

Another few seconds of silence passed.

Before the other two could speak, a loud, thunderous fart came from Rose.

Hers was so powerful it destroyed the couch that they were sitting on.

She looked at the shredded couch. "Oh, whoops! I guess I got a bit carried away. Hehehe..."

Greg and Amethyst were both looking at her in amazement.

All three of them started laughing after a few seconds, and Greg spoke. "Oh, boy! I think Rose had everyone beat, Amethyst!"

Before she responded, they heard the door open.

Pearl ran into the room. "Rose! What was that? Are you ok? Is there a gem loose?"

When they all started laughing harder, Pearl just looked at them in confusion.

Her voice sounded softer than usual. "Did I...miss something?"

Rose took a breath, before smiling at Greg and Amethyst. "We should totally do this again sometime! But this time, I won't destroy the next couch, I promise!"

Greg smiled widely at her. "Deal! Next tie, we could try using different food! Amethyst, we should start scouting for some of the best food spots around!"

Amethyst smiled widely. "Aw yeah! Come on, Greg! Let's go right now! We got lots of food to try!"

As they ran off, Rose walked over to Pearl. "Let's go, Pearl. I have to tell you all about this game me, Greg, and Amethyst just played!"

The slender gem followed her silently, still confused at what that loud noise was.

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Pure crack indeed lol

Reminds me of that one comic where Steven asks if gems poop. Pearl says no, and Amethyst says it's fun, and then Greg says 'Rose did it twice a day.'