Sailor Moon and The Ice Age Meltdown-Sailor Moon Side.

Author's note: To those who began with the Prologue one-shot, welcome to the Sailor Moon side of the newest Ice Age adventure! From here on out, this story will focus on Sailor Moon's group in the Past!

I don't own any rights to Sailor Moon, Ice Age, Pokemon, Shrek, Cardcaptors or Kingdom Hearts. I only own my OCs.

Chapter 1: Back to the Ice Age.

TASHASAUROUS Presents...

A Sailor Moon, Ice Age, Shrek, Cardcaptor Sakura, Pokemon and Kingdom Hearts crossover...

SAILOR MOON AND THE ICE AGE MELTDOWN:
SAILOR MOON SIDE.

Where we last seen Sailor Moon's group...

Not long after Serena, Rini, Sakura, Shrek, Donkey and Puss left their friends behind for a more deserted part of the Valley to travel back in time, both Serena and Rini had transformed into Sailors Moon and Mini Moon while Sakura donned on her adventure battle costume, making preparations to once again travel back in time to ensure that history didn't change.

"You guys ready?" Sailor Mini Moon inquired, holding her Time-Key which still hanged around her neck.

Despite the group's nod, it was reluctant and none of them were happy for having to do this. Just when they thought they were beginning one new journey, they had to post-pone it for another.

"Not that I'm looking forward to this, si'." Puss replied.

"Mmm hmm. Right back into the cold weather." Sakura sighed. Sure the cold weather didn't bother her all of the time, but the Ice Age sure lived up it's name.

"Let's get this over with." Shrek sighed, exasperated.

Sailor Moon shrugged, before trying to make a light out of it. "At least this is a way for us to get to know Ellie and those Possums better, even though I have no idea what kind of situation we'll be put into along with Manny, Sid and Diego."

More than that, Ellie seemed really nice. Crazy and weird and having a habit of climbing trees, and quite possibly stubborn as Sailor Moon had a feeling the past meeting was going to be very tough, Ellie didn't seem that bad.

At the moment.

"Well, either way, the Sailor Ice Team are on another Ice Age adventure!" Donkey said enthuiastically before he began to sing yet again. "~So you got to let me know! Should I stay or should I go?~"

"Donkey!" Sailor Moon and Shrek snapped in annoyance, not in the mood for their friend's annoying singing.

"Sorry." Their talking animal friend muttered.

Shaking her head with a small smile, and with her mother's pastself and their friends gathered around her, Sailor Mini Moon held up her Key above her, chanting the magic words that would take them back in time.

"Oh, Great Lord of Time. Open up the Gate to the Time we seek. Guide us, protect us, show us the path of light!"

As she was chanting the words, the winds began to pick up, the sky turning pink with light which shined down upon the six of them. It wasn't long before Sailor Moon's group were levitated into the Corridor of Time before they vanished along with the Time Spell and everything returned to normal.

Or as normal as the Sailor Team originally thought.

20,000: BC-Ice Age era...

It wasn't long before Sailor Moon's group arrived at their destination. In fact to them, it felt more like a few minutes as they were going backwards in Time. Emerging from the portal which closed up behind them, they found themselves behind a large chunk of ice. Looking around and looking around it, their eyes widened in amazement as they found themselves in an Ice Valley with massive Ice walls surrounding everything.

They were also standing near one of the walls and close to it, a Water Park made of melting ice and water with find slides and rides and many Ice Age animals either having fun or just relaxing in the surprisingly warmer weather than they originally thought.

Though one poor freaky animal guy got stuck at the end of a water slide, before being bumped and launched by a pile up traffic behind him where he went crashing into a flock of ice age penguins like bowling pins.

"Whoa. Cool place." Sailor Moon muttered, looking around in awe. Everything looked so much fun and she was thankful that the spell on her and her friends made everyone in the past see them differently in appearance and not get freaked out.

"No puns intended, right?" Donkey teased, and Sailor Moon giggled.

"Wow, this is so awesome. Check out how the ice has melted into rides and stuff!" Sakura exclaimed.

"Yeah. I wanna go and play too!" Sailor Mini Moon agreed in excitement.

"Wait a minute. Why are we here and how is it that Manny and the others would be here too?" Shrek wondered in confusion, which brought everyone else back to reality and their mission.

"Maybe this is where they live." Sailor Moon shrugged. She had a point, and other than that, it must've at least been a month or even a year since returning the cute baby back to his father here in the past.

"I see that you are right, senoritta'." Puss acknowlaged, gesturing at two familiar figures passing by other animals about five feet from where he and his friends were.

True to his word, it was Manny and Diego-the past selves of them before they and Sid were to be revived in the present. The duo took notice of the familiar herd of six and smiled, recognizing them as Sailor Moon's group approached, unable to wait to meet up with them. Despite departing from their future-selves a short time ago, it felt like an eternity since they met up with their friends.

"Hi guys!" Sailor Moon greeted happily.

"Hey, Sailor Moon, Shrek, Mini Moon, Sakura, Puss and Donkey. When'd you guys get here?" Manny greeted back, smiling.

"Oh, not that long." Sailor Moon shrugged. "How have you been?"

"Great. We've been here for at least a few months since we last saw you guys." Diego replied, smirking.

"How about you guys?" Manny asked in return.

Sailor Moon's group shrugged with slightly nervous sweatdrop, not wanting to reveal the main reason of them being here, especially since here in the past, their three friends still had no idea of time-travel and from the looks of things, they possibly haven't met Ellie, Crash and Eddie yet.

"Well...some rough edges months ago." Shrek replied, sheepishly.

It wasn't until Donkey finally spoke up the absence of the third member of the Herd. "Hey, where's Sid?"

The response he got from Manny and Diego where twin groans. They knew where their idiot sloth friend was.

Not to far from the Sailor Team and two of their friends, was a smaller playground made of melted ice where animal children were playing. A young beaver girl was making her own small dam and was just finishing up when two other freaky animal children came dashing by playing chase and had knocked over all of the rocks and sticks she collected, ruining her dam and allowing a mini water stream flow once more.

Seeing this, she slumped to the ground and began to cry, letting loose tears of waterworks.

It was then that Sid approached, whistling through a seashell while looking quite muscular than the last time.

"No running, James. Camp rules." Sid called out like a leader of a camp. He turned his attention to a beautiful female sloth who was lounging on another ice, and seeing his posture made her admire him, even as two of the children ran by, one of them, named James who is an Ardvark stopped and gave Sid a challenging glare.

"Make me, Sloth!" James challenged before going back to play with his friend.

"Make me, sir." Sid corrected, stepping away from the block of melting ice which had made an image of his body which in reality was still the same as he had ever been; looking like a pear with a long neck. He then said charmingly to the female of his kind. "It's all about respect."

"Ew." The female Sloth cringed, before walking away. Well, so much for Sid getting a girlfriend today...again.

Not to mention that Sid wasn't in as much control has he would've liked.

"Sammy, you just ate! Wait an hour." Sid called as soon as James' friend, Sammy, dive bombed into a small pond. The Sloth then noticed another child doing something and another, trying to get the kids to behave themselves. "Hector, no, no, no, you can't pee-pee there...Uh, o-okay. There is fine. Ashley, stop picking your-oh!"

He was cut off when he stepped into a vine trap done by the children and was now dangling upside down by one foot, the Beaver child, named Ashly, holding the vine and tied it so that Sid couldn't escape.

"Pinata! Yay!" The children cheered, with Ashly holding the stick and prepared to hit Sid like as thought he really was a Pinata.

"Stop!" Sid yelled out, not wanting to be treated like a pinata. He then said to the children the rules of the pinata game. "You're supposed to wear blindfolds."

"Ok." Ashly shrugged, but only covered one eye and smacked Sid on the head on purpose.

"Hey, it's my turn to hit the Sloth!" James complained, snatching the stick from Ashly, before the two of them fought in a tug of war over who gets to hit Sid, only inadvertedly whacking him back and forth at the same time while the sloth cried out in pain several times.

"Mine!" Ashly argued.

"Mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!

Eventually Ashly won and while Sid was swung in circles, screaming, she took aim and whacked him so hard he went flying loose from the vine before crashing onto the ground face first. The children cheered while gathering around him, only to slump in disappointment when he was still intact and they didn't get anything from him.

"Hey, you didn't have any candy in you." Ashly whined, poking Sid on the side. The lack of candy was a big bummer. Though if ask me, candy shouldn't exist in the Ice Age, unless you want to count sweet berries as their version of candy.

"Let's bury 'im!" A Mouthdigger kid suggested, and the other kids cheered in agreement on this idea.

So after digging a hole large enough to fit Sid in, they plonked him in before Ashly began bouncing and shoving him on his head deeper and deeper into the ground until only his eyes and top of his head were visible. The kids were about to bury him when Sailor Moon, Shrek, Manny, Sailor Mini Moon, Donkey, Sakura, Puss and Diego approached and saw what was happening, and knew that they had to 'rescue' their sloth friend from being buried alive by misbehaving children.

"Whoa. Hey, hold on now." Shrek scolded gently, which had Ashly hop off Sid's head. "Who said you kids could torture the sloth?"

"Shrek, don't squash their creativity." Diego scolded him humorously. Despite this being mean to Sid, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mini Moon, Sakura, and Puss couldn't help but snicker in amusement at Sid's situation.

"Hey Manny, Diego, Sailor Moon, Shrek, Mini Moon, Donkey, Sakura and Puss!" Sid greeted happily as he managed to pull his head out of the ground. When did Sailor Moon's 'herd' get here was a mystery to him, but none the less he was happy that not only his two best friends were here, but the six friends none of them had seen in ages had arrived. "My bad mammal-jammals. Wanna give a sloth a hand?"

Manny responded by pulling Sid out by the neck, briefly choaking him a little before gently setting him back down onto the ground, now freed from being mostly under it.

"Look, I opened my camp." Sid told his friends eagerly.

"A Camp?" Sakura asked, blinking. What was Sid talking about?

"Campo Del Sid." Sid continued, which sounded like he spoke in a different language.

"Campo Del Sid?" Donkey asked, dumbfounded.

"It means 'Camp of Sid'." The Sloth translated proudly.

Diego quirked an eyebrow before saying sarcastically, "Congratulations. You're now an idiot in two languages."

Sid hurried to shush him and to 'protect' the children's innocence, scolding his friend slightly, "Not in front of the k-i-d-z. These little guys love me." before turning to the young turtle-like child, "Right, Billy?"

"Don't make me eat you." Billy threatened sarcastically, which had other children, including Sailor Mini Moon laugh, and the rest of the Sailor Team trying not to laugh as well.

"Ah, they kid." Sid brushed off. "That's why they're called kids."

"Sid, I don't think these kids are taking you seriously." Sailor Moon pointed out with a sweatdrop. Given how he tried to 'look after' the little baby on their first adventure together, even though Sid loved children, he just...wasn't that good in looking after them, let alone being the leader of his so called 'camp'.

"And I told you already, you're not qualified to run a camp." Manny added, rolling his eyes at Sid's idea of looking after the children.

"Oh, since did qualifications have anything to do with childcare? Besides, these kids look up to me. I'm a role model to them." Sid replied, unaware that his legs were being tied up until both Ashly and James knocked him over and he lost balance when he realized his legs were immobile. He landed on his back with his friends hovering over him and the children laughing again.

"I can see that." Puss smirked, looking down at him.

Finally annoyed at the fact that his friends don't see that he is capable of doing things on his own, Sid rolled over and snapped, "You guys never think I can do anything, but I'm an equal member of this herd."

He hopped himself back up and continued, feeling rather hurt. "I made this herd, so you need to start treating me with some respect."

With that, Sid, while unable to walk away due to the fact that his legs were still tied up, he began to hop away, with his friends' eyes following him as they realized that they had unexpectedly hurt his feelings and now felt bad about it.

Especially since Sailor Moon's group remembered how his future self said the very similar thing. Maybe they were a bit too hard on him.

"Sid, wait a minute. Don't go." Sailor Moon called out.

"Oh come on, Sid." Shrek called.

"Sid, we were only kidding." Sakura called out. But all three of them were ignored. That was going to take a while to make up to him.

Sailor Mini Moon, feeling sorry and bad for teasing Sid so much that he felt their jokes were too serious, knew what she had to do. Besides, she felt that something bad was going to happen. "I'll go after him." She told the others.

"Me too." Donkey nodded in agreement, before he and Mini Moon hurried to catch up to their Sloth friend. The rest of the group would've followed if they weren't suddenly stuck with another problem.

"Hey." Ashly suggested as an evil idea came into mind which had Sailor Moon and her friends turn to her. "Let's play pin-the-tail-on-the-mammoth."

The beaver hoisted the stick over her head as she earned a chorus of "Yeah!" before they charged at the group who all felt their blood run cold, especially when now they were about to suffer the consequences of the kids torturing them and finding themselves on a sudden babysitting duty.

So they did the first thing the six of them could think of; call out for help.

"SID!" The six of them screamed out in panic.

"I can do stuff!" Sid grumbled to himself, struggling to free himself from the vines, complaining about the lack of support from his friends. "Won't give me their stupid respect."

Pulling and tugging hard, even when his legs were free but pulled the vine when it was behind his tail, Sid finally yanked it off and threw it away.

"I'll show 'em." He declared, walking off. First he needed to come up with an idea to show his friends that he was capable of doing things on his own so that way he can earn their respect, especially since he was the Founder of the Herd.

It wasn't until he noticed something ahead of him that gave Sid an, in his opinion, perfect idea.

Which if anyone else was around to see what he was doing, it was yet another one of his worst ideas that could easily get himself killed.

A little further behind Sid, Sailor Mini Moon and Donkey were both having a conversation on how badly they and their friends had treated their sloth friend.

"Poor Sid. We shouldn't have been so mean to him." Sailor Mini Moon sighed, still feeling guilty for having laughed at Sid.

"Yeah, well, between you and me, Rin', when you really think about it, Sid was the first to bring up the Sailor Team right from the beginning, and our last adventure here kinda made sense and proved it." Donkey told his friend from the future, who was also the leader of Team MoonFriendship both of them, Max, Lusie, Team Pokepals(Future-Piplup and Chimchar) and Grovyle were all members of.

"I guess you have a point, but then again, the Silver Crystal doesn't exist yet here in the past." The future Moon Princess whispered, making sure no one else heard them.

"That's true." Donkey shrugged in agreement. "C'mon, let's go find him."

"Okay." Sailor Mini Moon nodded, before she and Donkey hurried off to find Sid.

Where they would find them would be just the trigger of what they and everyone else in the Valley were about to face.

A/N: Thus begins Sailor Moon's newest Adventure in the Ice Age. The next chapter will see our heroes face the biggest and most wet(literally) threat they would ever face.

See you then!