"Hello there, and welcome to the Muppet Show!" announced Kermit the Frog. "I'm Kermit. Today we'll be introducing Wilkins and Wontkins from the Wilkins Coffee commercials."

The curtain raises up and out pop Wilkins and Wontkins.

"Hey, Wilkins!" says Wontkins.

"What is it, Wontkins?" says Wilkins.

"I forgot the cup of coffee." says Wontkins.

"Wilkins Coffee?" asks Wilkins.

"No! Any other coffee is fine!" says Wilkins.

"I don't believe you." Wilkins now pulls a rope and Wontkins falls right through it.

"If you don't bring Wilkins Coffee, we'll have to throw you out of the show." says Wilkins.

"Hope you enjoyed." says Kermit the Frog.